Saving Uchiha starts by flipping the table

Hiko didn't give any face to Jiraiya and asked with a cold face:

“I know that adults don’t have families, and they don’t care if the women in their families are peeked at sometimes.

But can you put yourself in his shoes, would you feel comfortable if the woman you liked was peeked at like this? "

"Do you want to?"

Who has no female relatives?

If this happens to you, can you accept it?

What the hell are you collecting material for? You are just a bitch. Peeping is just peeping. Don’t look for such a noble reason.

"...."

Gan! ! !

Jiraiya was speechless and cursed in his mind.

Of course he wouldn't like to see the woman he likes taking a shower being peeked at, and besides, Tsunade's strength is not something that ordinary people can see secretly. Ah, bah, no, it's best not to happen.

"We are all men, and although lust is bad, it is not a shameful thing.

But adults, if you can't control the restless and restless nature in your body, you'd better find a wife. I believe there will be many women willing to marry you, and they can be lined up from the police department to the entrance of the village. "

"If you, adults, feel that starting a family is troublesome and burdensome, and you want to release your restless and restless nature, you can find a suitable place.

If you don't have money, I can lend it to you or even give it to you directly. Please don't do this kind of thing again in the future, okay? "

Yan said your words very hard.

A restless and restless nature...

Captain, your description is absolutely perfect.

If it weren't for the fear of offending Jiraiya, many people might have been unable to hold back their laughter.

"nonsense."

Jiraiya blushed with embarrassment. He was so embarrassed by Yan's strange questioning that he dug out a three-bedroom apartment with his toes on the ground.

"How can I, the majestic Toad Sage, Lord Jiraiya, have no money?"

"Since you have money, why do you want to peek? Or do big people have some shameful hobbies?

Hokage-sama likes to hold a crystal ball and look at it, but you are more direct and dig a hole in the wall to look at it.

Did you know that if you were caught doing this, others would complain? It will be us who will suffer then. "

Good guy, you Jiraiya peeked at others and took a shower. After you were discovered, you patted your ass and left. Our police department was in dire straits.

Those who were spied on would definitely place the blame on the police department.

I think this shameful thing happened because the police department did not patrol properly.

"I........"

Jiraiya was dumbfounded

I haven't been back to the village for a few years, and here comes such a difficult brat from Uchiha?

He said one word at a time, slapped a big hat on him, and also said something about you, ridiculing him in various ways, and even dragged the Third Hokage in with him.

What made Jiraiya even more uncomfortable was that Izumi, a woman, stared at him with eyes full of contempt and disgust.

No matter if you are a big shot or not, if you are caught doing this kind of thing, you will be despised and disgusted by women, even if Quan is only ten years old.

"Okay, I was wrong. I will never peek at others again, okay?"

Jiraiya raised his hand, I can't defeat you, why don't I surrender?

"If an apology is useful, what does the police department need to do?"

Hiko does not accept Jiraiya’s apology:

"I have heard a lot about your glorious past. When you were a child, you got into the women's bathhouse and was beaten out. When you grew up, you used earth escape to break into hot spring hotels. You even went to the bookstore in the name of your teacher to steal books that children cannot read. You have always guaranteed , have you corrected it?"

Boy, I doubt it, you investigate me! ! !

Jiraiya was furious: "Then what do you think we should do? Take me to the police station and lock me up?"

I kept saying it but no one believed it, so what could I do?

Run away directly?

Yan cut off Jiraiya's thoughts of running away:

"If you dare to run away, I will post notices in the village in the name of the police department to expose the good deeds you have done."

"Then what do you want? Just tell me!!"

Jiraiya felt like he was being driven crazy.

Where did this annoying Uchiha brat come from? He's so annoying.

what to do?

In fact, Yan didn't have a good idea. After all, Jiraiya had a special status, so he couldn't be arrested, and it was hard to scold him.

What's even more speechless is that this guy is so thick-skinned that he will promise you with his front foot, and he will immediately change his position and continue watching.

"Make an oath. If you do it again, my lord, you will never do anything again. From now on, you will only be interested in men."

"Pfft~~~"

Jiraiya almost spit out blood: "Kid, don't go too far."

Others were also stunned, even Quan was startled. She wanted to ask: Captain, is this kind of oath too poisonous?

"You brat, you must be poisonous. I've already told you that there won't be a next time. What else do you want? With such a vicious oath, why don't you make one first?"

"I?"

Yan blinked, then raised his hand:

"I, Uchihahiko, swear that if I spy on a woman taking a shower, I will never do it again and will only be interested in men. Your Majesty is yours."

oath?

It's just bullshit, would I, Uchihahiko, do such a shameless thing?

Jiraiya: "......"

Jiraiya was completely stunned by the general.

"Itachi, prepare to notify the police department and issue an announcement about what happened today. Don't miss a word."

"No, I swear, I swear, can't you?"

Jiraiya was really panicked. He underestimated how difficult Yan was, and he didn't expect that Yan would even dare to swear such a poisonous oath.

When he thought that he would not lift in the future and would only be interested in men, Jiraiya shivered and subconsciously tightened his legs.

"I swear, Jiraiya, that I will never peek at others taking a bath again, otherwise I will never do it for the rest of my life and will only be interested in men."

"That's it, kid."

Jiraiya almost squeezed these words out from between his teeth through gritted teeth.

"My lord, please do as you please."

Waving his hand, Yan led the people away. As for whether Jiraiya would commit another crime, it was best not to let him get caught by the police, otherwise Yan would directly make an announcement about what happened today.

It just depends on whether Jiraiya is thick-skinned enough to ignore everything.

After watching the material for a while, he was caught and sprayed. Not only was he suspicious of life, but he was also forced to swear poison. Jiraiya wanted to die, so he ran away with a depressed face. road.

"Captain, will this..."

Itachi hesitated for a moment: "After all, the other party is a big shot in the village and the hero of the village."

"Are there any women in your family?"

Yan asked rhetorically.