Saving Uchiha starts by flipping the table

It shouldn't be that bad. Although this guy is a thief, at least he's not stupid.

He shouldn't be joking about his and Uchiha's future.

After thinking about it like this, Jiraiya felt a lot more at ease.

After looking at Orochimaru who was motionless on the hospital bed, as if he was sleeping, he sighed slightly and went to the next room.

In the next ward, the Third Hokage stood by the window, hands behind his back, looking at the brightly lit Konoha at night.

After taking a look at the food on the table, Jiraiya walked forward carelessly:

"Old man, we are made of iron rice and steel. We can't live without food."

"I have no appetite."

The Third Hokage turned around and forced out a smile:

"How is Orochimaru's condition? Will he wake up soon?"

"He's doing much better."

Jiraiya laughed, hoping to divert the attention of the third Hokage:

"Tsunade came to check it personally. The problem is not particularly big, but the sequelae will be more serious.

This kid's eye skills are too scary. If he goes to work in the intelligence department, I am afraid that even the toughest spy will tell him all the intelligence secrets he knows. "

"It's really scary."

The Third Hokage is known as Doctor Ninja, and involves many ninjutsu, including sealing techniques, illusion techniques, etc.......

But this was the first time the Third Hokage encountered an illusion that could cause such terrifying sequelae.

The most helpless thing is that this illusion was also used on the people closest to him and the people he cared about most, first Orochimaru, and then Danzo.

Seemingly remembering something interesting, the Third Hokage, who was suffering from guilt in his heart, couldn't help but chuckle:

"I also carefully checked Yan's graduation certificate. The teacher at the ninja school rated him as barely qualified. I don't know why this kid didn't like to study before."

"Ah, this..."

Hearing this, Jiraiya couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

Yan's graduation evaluation was not very good, and his Jiraiya was even worse.

To put it bluntly, being able to successfully graduate is considered a blessing.

When he was a child, he was not usually naughty. What he disliked most was studying.

The theoretical knowledge scores are simply a mess.

"Ahem!!!"

Thinking of his former self, Jiraiya coughed and changed the topic:

"Tsunade said that she wants to expand the scale of the ninja school. I think this plan is quite good. Children nowadays are indeed living a somewhat comfortable life. It's hard for a kid like Naruto to learn the three-skin jutsu, and he only sleeps all day long. "

"Perhaps letting those powerful ninjas who have to retire due to disabilities caused by wars and missions to become teachers in schools can change this situation."

"Letting children grow up healthily and away from war is the original intention of the village, but we need to let the children know that the world of ninjas is full of darkness."

It is one thing whether the next generation of the village has a safe and stable environment to grow up, but it is another thing not to let the children know the danger, cruelty, and darkness of the ninja profession.

It is also good to vaccinate children in advance.

"Um."

The attention was diverted from Danzo, and the Third Hokage's mood seemed to improve a lot.

Seeing this, Jiraiya pulled him and chatted non-stop. It happened that both of them needed to protect their friends and had nothing to do.

"Hehehe...it's really interesting."

In the ward next door, Jiraiya's voice like a loudspeaker kept coming. Orochimaru, who was lying motionless on the hospital bed, suddenly opened his eyes with a pale face, and the corners of his mouth kept turning up.

The two of them, who became more and more immersed in their conversation, did not notice that a doctor who was walking a little strangely came downstairs from the opposite direction and left Konoha Hospital in a swaggering manner under the surveillance of ANBU ninjas.

Although Jiraiya was guarding the hospital, Tsunade still mobilized an ANBU team to guard the area. However, the members of this ANBU team would not enter the hospital, but would be responsible for surveillance outside the hospital.

No one would have thought that Orochimaru, who was lying motionless and would take a long time to recover, would walk out from under their noses in a swagger.

The two people who were engaged in chatting did not expect that Orochimaru had already run away.

It wasn't until the doctor who was helping Orochimaru insert the nutrient solution that he realized that Orochimaru had run away.

What was lying on the hospital bed was just a shadow clone, the kind that would explode when pricked by a needle.

The doctor in charge of injecting the needle was confused while holding the needle, and it took him a while to react.

"Jiraiya-sama, Sandaime-sama is not well, Orochimaru escaped from the hospital!!!"

"What?"

It was already late at night, and Tsunade lay down after a bad day. She was woken up by Shizune not long after.

Rubbing her temples, which were aching due to poor sleep, Tsunade's eyes looked back and forth on the Third Hokage and Jiraiya as if they were looking at fools.

"Ahem!!"

Jiraiya, who couldn't hold it back at first, felt hairy all over his body. He quickly explained and pulled the Third Hokage out:

"Tsunade, you can't blame me. I saw that the old man was sad, so I went to comfort him, but I accidentally got too involved in the conversation."

A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, old man, it's better for you to bear Tsunade's wrath, I'm afraid she'll tear me apart.

"I?"

Directly betrayed by his disciple, the Third Hokage pointed at himself in shock.

Didn't you come here to talk nonsense with me?

Why is it all being blamed on me now?

"Okay, okay."

She is so impressed by the two of you that Tsunade wants to slap the master and apprentice against the wall. If they fail, they will fail.

The two of them were having such a lively chat in the next ward that they didn't even know when Orochimaru slipped away!

The funniest thing is that she also specifically reminded Jiraiya that Orochimaru might wake up at any time.

In the end, Jiraiya went to care about the Third Hokage and forgot about it.

No one is worried.

"Ahem! The ANBU people have already started searching, but they haven't gotten the news yet."

The Third Hokage subconsciously looked at the ceiling.

"Check it!!"

Tsunade couldn't help but cursed:

"Old man, don't you have a clear understanding of your disciples?

You yourself know Orochimaru's ability to escape. Everyone has run away, do you think they can still be found?

is it possible? "

The Third Hokage: "......"

I never said this before.

"Ah ha ha......."

Jiraiya awkwardly tapped his toes on the floor, fearing that Tsunade would notice him.

"What the hell! Get out of here!!

I get angry when I see you, you are not serious all day long, you are unreliable in anything you do, get out of here, get out of here. "