Save the Bachelor of Heaven

 Chapter 36693671【Self-mockery】

“Mr. Ding, let me toast you again~” Rui Xiaodan raised his glass again.

Xiang Nan nodded and drank another drink with her.

Ouyang Xue, Wei Tianyi, Du Xiaohui, Liu Jiang, Feng Shijie, etc. also followed.

 In the blink of an eye, Xiang Nan drank another three ounces of wine. In this way, he drank six taels of wine.

 Although to him, this little wine is actually not much.

In the world of "Nishui Han", he once had a drinking fight with Qi Shaoshang. Each of them drank at least two jars and ten kilograms of strong wine, but they had no intention of getting drunk.

Now these sixty taels of wine are naturally nothing.

However, he knew that today’s meal was a Hongmen Banquet. Rui Xiaodan organized this meal to embarrass himself, so he pretended to be drunk even though he was not drunk.

When Rui Xiaodan saw him sitting there silently, with a red face and hazy eyes, he knew that he was eighty percent drunk.

"Everyone has praised me today. I will give you a glass of thanks in return. But after drinking these six glasses, let me go. Don't let me fall down here. At least leave a piece of cloth for me to cover my shame." Xiang Nan stood up and said with a smile.

These people are said to be good writers and have some talent, but they are really far from him. He doesn't even need the talents of Ji Xiaolan, Gu Xichao and others. The talents he inherited from Yuan Hua and Wang Yang are enough to compete with them, so it is not honorable to win against them.

Xiang Nan had known for a long time that today was the Hongmen Banquet, and several literary men who were good at writing would take advantage of his drunkenness to deliberately propose poems and drinking orders in order to make himself look embarrassed.

Ouyang Xue watched from the corner of her eye and knew that it was only a matter of time before he became drunk.

Seeing this, Rui Xiaodan thought to himself, "Ding Yuanying is a businessman after all. How can he be the opponent of a professional literati when he writes and writes? Besides, he is already eighty-nine drunk, and he has no strength to resist. Being drunk is making a fool of himself, and crooked poetry and clumsy sentences are still making a fool of himself. This ugly It’s out of samadhi.”

"What's the matter? Mr. Ding, how can you drink this wine once you leave? Isn't it ruining everyone's fun?" Ouyang Xue said with a smile.

Wei Tianyi immediately said: "It can be used, of course it can be used."

Hearing what he said, Rui Xiaodan immediately felt as if someone had stabbed him through the heart, and he said in his heart: This is really a soul-hunting master.

 Actually, he is not drunk at all now, and even if he is eight percent drunk, the remaining two percent of his talent is enough to overwhelm everyone present. But that doesn't mean anything.

 So Xiang Nan smiled and asked the waiter to bring five wine glasses. Counting the ones he used before, there were six in total. Then he opened a bottle of wine and poured six glasses of wine.

"Today's drinking is a bit boring. How about I drink this glass of wine to show everyone?" Wei Tianyi then smiled.

 Besides, today's meal was originally a Hongmen banquet hosted by Rui Xiaodan, and it was precisely because of this banquet that she was completely attracted to Xiang Nan.

"Okay, let's be fashionable for a while, drink and write poems to help the drunkenness. If you can't speak well, you will drink a drink as a penalty. In fact, it doesn't matter whether the poem is poetry or not, crooked poems, limericks, and jingles are all fine, just to have fun. Mr. Ding is the oldest here. , let’s start with Mr. Ding.” Du Xiaohui agreed.

Seeing her saying this, Xiang Nan knew that he couldn't do it anymore, so he could only smile and said, "Since everyone is so interested, I will show my shame.

 The beholder is clear. Feng Shijie also understood that the boss would not stop until Xiang Nan "drinks well". But he didn't understand again. Is this wine about friendship or personal anger?

 …

However, I don’t have the talent to write a poem in seven steps, let alone the talent to write a poem in ten steps. I didn't know much about my knowledge before, but I did write a few crooked poems. I wonder if they can be used in today's situation? "

Du Xiaohui also said: "It can be used."

Rui Xiaodan and Ouyang Xue looked at Xiang Nan intently, as if looking at the answer to a riddle.

Xiang Nan cupped his hands and said, "You're showing off your ugliness." So he recited: "I'm laughing at myself - I'm originally from the back mountain, and I'm an occasional guest in the front hall; I dance drunkenly with half a volume of scriptures in the pavilion, sit in the well and talk about the vastness of the sky.

Ambition plays with fame and fortune, and the sea fights to measure blessings and misfortunes; when it comes to money being tight, he angrily points out that everything is wrong. "

Hearing this poem, Liu Jiang, Wei Tianyi, and Du Xiaohui were very moved. They even asked the waiter to borrow a pen and copied it directly.

Rui Xiaodan was sitting there, feeling on pins and needles, with red face and ears.

Although Xiang Nan's poem was a self-portrait of himself many years ago, Rui Xiaodan felt like he was being looked at in the mirror, his face felt hot, and he felt ashamed.

At this time, Wei Tianyi suddenly brought Liu Jiang and Du Xiaohui's wine in front of him, glanced at Xiang Nan apologetically, drank three glasses in one go, stood up and clasped his fists in his hands, saying: "Mr. Ding, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Goodbye." , Farewell!"

After Wei Tianyi finished speaking, he turned around and left. Liu Jiang and Du Xiaohui smiled apologetically at Xiang Nan and others, and followed closely behind. Rui Xiaodan and Ouyang Xue had to follow passively to see off the guests before they could even react. .

Sent outside the hotel, Wei Tianyi said to Rui Xiaodan apologetically: "Ms. Rui, Wei is not very talented and has eaten your meal in vain. I'm sorry! If I had such a friend, I wouldn't treat him like this."

Liu Jiang smiled faintly and said: "Xiao Dan, are you looking for a companion or a companion? But it's okay. Goodbye."

Rui Xiaodan watched them disappear on the brightly lit street, and suddenly felt that he was stingy and bored. He was just playing a game that he thought was a cat and mouse, until he suddenly realized that he was not a cat, and the other person was not a mouse.

Ouyang Xue was not upset at all, her expression was very calm, as if she was thinking about something.

 …

 Rui Xiaodan and Ouyang Xue returned to the restaurant and sat down again.

Xiang Nan stood up and said to Rui Xiaodan, "Miss Rui, it's time for me to go back."

"Wait a minute." Ouyang Xue said, "You can go. Please pay for the meal first, one thousand yuan."

Feng Shijie was surprised when he heard this.

 When he first arrived, Rui Xiaodan said that it was her treat today, so why did Xiang Nan have to pay now?

 Which play is this sung about?

Rui Xiaodan looked at Ouyang Xue in surprise as well, not understanding what she was doing.

Xiang Nan didn't say anything. He took out his wallet, counted out a thousand yuan, and put it on the table.

“I’m sorry, it’s gone up now, two thousand yuan~” Ouyang Xue said again.

Xiang Nan was stunned for a moment, then counted out another thousand yuan and put it on the table. But as a result, his wallet was empty.

 “It’s gone up again, three thousand yuan~” Ouyang Xue saw this and said for the third time.

“Boss, this is too much!” Feng Shijie couldn’t stand it and couldn’t help but said.

Although today’s banquet is indeed very sumptuous, it only costs a thousand yuan to last. Besides, there is no such thing as collecting money. Raising the price at every level is just a joke.

Ouyang Xue ignored Feng Shijie, but looked at Xiang Nan and said, "Mr. Ding, let's be clear, I just want to embarrass you today. Of course, if you really want to leave, I won't stop you, but everyone will know in the future. You, Mr. Ding, don’t pay for meals.”

 (End of this chapter)