Save the Bachelor of Heaven

  Chapter 1580 1582 [Wine and meat pass through the intestines]

   When Xiang Nan helped the girl up, Jun Bao had already shown his might, beating those big men to crawl all over the ground.

  At this moment, a team of officers and soldiers arrived, and when they saw the fallen man, they immediately stepped forward with concern, "Master Liu, who beat you like this?"

"It's those two stinky monks, hurry up, don't let them go~" Liu Sanye pointed at Xiang Nan and Jun Bao and yelled, "Damn donkey, dare to hit me, do you know that my cousin is the magistrate of the county?" !"

   "Little monk, don't fight, the officers and soldiers are here~" the girl greeted immediately when she saw it, and then ran away with Xiang Nan and Jun Bao.

  The officers and soldiers chased after them fiercely, "Stop~", "Don't run away~"

  The girl was obviously familiar with the surrounding terrain, and after three turns and two turns, she brought Xiang Nan and Jun Bao to the stable.

  But the officers and soldiers are also familiar with this place, so they came here right away.

   "They are chasing them, what should we do?" Seeing this, Jun Bao worried anxiously.

   "Cut off the horse's tail and pretend to be a Tatar~" Xiang Nan and the girl said at the same time.

  As soon as the words came out, both of them looked at each other and smiled. They didn't expect such a tacit understanding.

  Everyone started to act immediately.

  The girl cut the horse's tail hair, and Xiang Nan stole the clothes, and then they put on civilian clothes one after another, and glued the horse's tail hair on their heads with rice balls.

  After finishing dressing up, the girl hid in the stable, and Xiang Nan and the other two pretended to guess punches, "Whoever's brother guesses, whoever's brother guesses..."

  The team of officers and soldiers only wanted to chase the monk, and didn't pay attention to the two [Tatars] at all, so they hurried past them.

  …

   "Ha, they are so stupid~" Seeing the little trick, she coaxed the officers and soldiers, and the girl couldn't help laughing proudly, "Hey, by the way, what punch did you guess? It's fun."

   "Senior brother boxing, whoever wins will be a senior brother. Whoever loses will be a junior brother." Jun Bao spoke quickly and said directly, "But somehow, I always lose."

   "It's your fault for reacting too slowly." Xiang Nan laughed.

   "Hmph, you must be cheating." The girl pointed at Xiang Nan and smiled, "If you dare to guess with me, I will definitely be your teacher~"

  Xiang Nan smiled, "I haven't asked the girl's name~"

   "My name is Xiaodonggua, how about you?" the girl said with a smile.

   "His name is Zhang Junbao, and I'm Dong Tianbao." Xiang Nan introduced, "We just came out of Shaolin Temple."

   "Oh, no wonder you have good kung fu." Little Winter Gua nodded, then said with a smile, "Thanks to the two masters for saving me today, the little girl is very grateful. Let's go, I invite you to dinner."

   "Okay, okay." Jun Bao nodded immediately when he heard that there was food to eat.

   "No need, girl, they are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes. When the road is uneven, they draw their swords to help. Why thank you." Xiang Nan waved his hand and smiled.

   At this moment, Jun Bao's stomach made an untimely growl, which made him scratch his head in embarrassment.

   "Haha, let's go, don't be polite to me." The girl smiled, and then took Xiang Nan and Jun Bao out of the stable.

  …

  As soon as I came to the street, I saw a group of soldiers and horses approaching head-on.

  Dozens of soldiers in front of the head waved their leather whips to clear the way. Passers-by dodged a little bit and swung their whips directly.

  The people were so frightened that they stood on both sides, not daring to take a breath.

  After the soldiers cleared the way, a large number of officers and soldiers lined up, holding big flags, gourds, axes and axes, and stomping towards the sky, and guards of honor and deacons of various colors, majestic and majestic.

   In the middle there are two carriages surrounded by a man and a woman. The woman has a pretty face with a serious expression on her face. The man wore a high crown and soft armor, with a haughty look on his face.

   "Who is this, why is he so overbearing~" Jun Bao asked curiously.

   "He is the local emperor here, guarding the **** Liu Jin." Xiao Donggua explained, "He is so domineering every time he travels, and the number of people who died today is very small."

   "Such arrogance, sooner or later there will be retribution." Xiang Nan said coldly.

   "That's right." Xiao Donggua agreed, "Let's go, let's go to the Buddha's Laughing Tower."

  …

  Come to the Buddha Laughing Tower.

   I saw that this is a large restaurant with two floors, carved beams and painted buildings, very grand. People come and go, business is booming.

  Xiao Donggua took Xiang Nan and Jun Bao to sit down, and then ordered a few special dishes.

   After a while, the food was served.

   "Come on, this is the best roasted pigeon in Foxiaolou~" Xiaodonggua laughed.

   "Ah, isn't the Foxiaolou selling Vegetarian food?" Jun Bao was surprised when he heard that, "Then I'll just eat white rice."

"Hey, Jun Bao, let's do as the Romans do, we are no longer monks." Xiang Nan persuaded, "Besides, haven't you heard the saying, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart will stay, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?" hell."

   Immediately, I picked up a piece of squab and put it in my mouth, it really tasted good.

  Jun Bao didn't listen to him, and still only ate white rice.

   Seeing this, Little Winter Melon picked up a piece of tofu and put it in his bowl, "Don't just eat rice, eat a piece of tofu too."

   "Thank you." Jun Bao nodded.

  Seeing this, Xiang Nan couldn't help frowning, and the alarm sounded in his heart.

   If Xiaodonggua fell in love with Junbao, it would be a little troublesome.

  Noticing Xiang Nan's reaction, Xiao Donggua couldn't help but smile, "Hell, **** for you."

  She picked up a piece of pigeon and put it in Xiang Nan's bowl.

  Xiang Nan was in a good mood when he saw it, and immediately started eating.

  …

   Just at this moment, a sad piano sound came.

   "Hey, brother, it's that girl." Jun Bao said suddenly.

  Xiang Nan followed the sound and saw that the girl who was looking for someone was eating at the Buddha's Laughing Building.

  But although she has all the meals in front of her, she just drinks and plays the piano.

  While drinking, he played the qin. Alcohol hurts people, Qin is sad, and people feel sad for her when they look at it.

   "Why, do you know each other?" Seeing this, Little Winter Melon asked with a bit of taste.

   "I don't know." Jun Bao shook his head and said.

   "Then why do you seem to know her very well?" Xiao Donggua asked suspiciously.

   "She asked us about people today, so she just had an impression." Xiang Nan explained with a smile.

   "So that's how it is." Xiao Donggua was relieved, "Since she is not familiar, then leave her alone and eat quickly. Hey, let's go to **** again." She took another piece of squab for Xiang Nan.

   "Thank you." Xiang Nan nodded with a smile.

   At this moment, a man and a woman were surrounded by several servants, and the two nobles in all their clothes walked into the hotel.

  The shopkeeper and the staff all came forward to greet them with smiles on their faces.

"Miss Liu is here. I am sorry for the inconvenience. Please come here, we have already prepared a seat for you~" The shopkeeper warmly greeted, "Xiaoer, hurry up and serve tea, I want the best Maojian~”

   "She is Liu Jin's younger sister, and she has always been arrogant and domineering." Xiao Donggua explained in a low voice.

   "Then who is that man next to her?" Jun Bao asked curiously.

   "I don't know, it's just that she has a concubine." Xiao Donggua curled her lips and said.

   "What is a concubine?" Jun Bao asked puzzled.

  Xiao Donggua choked for a moment.

   "Eat your rice." Xiang Nan pushed his head into the rice bowl and said.

  (end of this chapter)