Salty fish learn to play technology

Why do I often have tears in my eyes?

Is it because you are moved? Is it because of brotherhood?

No, it’s because these dishes are really unpalatable!

Seeing Zhang Wei constantly pouring vegetables into his plate, Wang Meng’s heart was extremely desperate!

“I definitely haven’t eaten when I’m looking for a job lately, right? Let’s eat a chicken leg supplement. ”

“I’ll tell you, this duck soup is super nutritious, you need to drink more.”

“Hey, I’m fine, you don’t have to worry about me, I can let my sister make it for me whenever I want to eat, you can eat more, how can I eat more than this 190 physique.”

“Full? How can it be! How can you be full with such a little, and then eat some. ”

When the dinner was finished, Wang Meng couldn’t help but shed tears of remorse.

I knew that I should have jumped the Great Wall, even if I died, it was better than eating this!

Seeing Wang Meng’s look like he was about to vomit, Zhang Wei was rare and diligent and helped him up.

“I’ll send Mengzi to the hotel.”

Walking out of the community, Wang Meng couldn’t bear it anymore, holding a garbage can and began to vomit. He vomited until the stomach acid came out, and he still felt that his stomach was abnormally uncomfortable.

“Brother, the dishes made by our sister are really amazing, they are even worse than poison, can’t she eat them herself?”

Zhang Wei couldn’t help but pause slightly when he heard this, and then slowly spoke, “She can’t eat it.” ”

When Wang Meng heard this, he suddenly stopped moving.

Zhang Wei recalled lightly: “At that time, we were still young, and my sister would look for something to eat in order to save me food. Once she ate an unknown fungus and fell into a coma, but fortunately it was treated in time, but since then, her tongue has lost its sense of taste. ”

Hearing this, Wang Meng couldn’t help but stay in place stupidly.

He really didn’t expect that there was such a story here.

“Brother, you are really a good brother, you also have a good sister.”

Zhang Wei smiled when he heard this, and patted him on the shoulder fiercely, “And a good brother.” ”

Wang Meng nodded heavily, and at this moment he really regarded Zhang Wei as a brother.

Zhang Wei also smiled faintly and recognized this friend in his heart.

“Then I’ll go to the house for dinner when I have time.”

Wang Meng’s face suddenly turned bitter, “Brother, just let it go.” ”

Seeing this, Zhang Wei immediately smiled heartily.

“Where are you going to report tomorrow?”

“A fellow introduced me and heard that their company sent people abroad to earn a lot of money. Moving bricks a day can earn hundreds of dollars. ”

Zhang Wei… Are you sure not a liar?

“Did they make you pay the deposit?”

“After paying 1,000 yuan, I just paid the money so that I didn’t have money to live.”

Emm, needless to say, this routine is a liar.

“That’s right, are you willing to follow me?”

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and asked.

“Do you want to eat and live?” Wang Meng asked suddenly.

“Manage, not only manage food and housing, but also give you 10,000 yuan a month.”

“10,000 yuan? No, no, this is too much, I, the most capable Sanmazi in our village, earns 5,000 yuan a month in the city. It’s old. ”

“Yes, then 5,000 yuan, you go and get the deposit back tomorrow.”

“Hmm!” Wang Meng’s eyes suddenly lit up and he nodded vigorously.

“What if the other party doesn’t pay it back?”

“Not yet? They dare, and if they dare not return it, they will beat them to death. Let’s fight in the village, one can fight ten. ”

Zhang Wei took a serious look at Wang Meng, emm, 190 tall, casserole-sized fist, muscles like stone eggs.

With his appearance, Zhang Wei should worry about the liars instead of worrying about him.

But after thinking about it, Zhang Wei still took out a pair of gloves from his pocket.

“If someone really fights with you tomorrow, you will wear this pair of gloves.”

“Why do you wear gloves?”

Zhang Wei seriously thought about this question, “I’m afraid that you will hit too hard and accidentally kill the other party.” ”

“This is good, this is good, our village chief told Li that you can’t fight outside, if you kill someone, it will be troublesome.” It’s still good in the village, if you want to fight, go to the mountains and fight with wild boars. ”

Zhang Wei… Suddenly I have to worry about those scammers.

“You’ve ever fought with a wild boar?”

“What is a wild boar, I have fought with big worms, but the beast ran too fast, and I didn’t catch up, otherwise I can taste the meat of big worms.”

Zhang Wei… Emm, what kind of living treasure did he encounter?

A room was opened in a hotel on the edge of the community, and Zhang Wei immediately returned home.

As soon as he entered the house, he saw that the table had been cleaned up, and he couldn’t help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief.

Why do you think he took the initiative to send Wang Meng to the hotel?

I looked around, but I didn’t see Zhang Yingxue’s figure, and then there was a sound of water in the bathroom.

Zhang Wei looked over and saw that Zhang Yingxue’s door was not closed, and he was taking a shower inside.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Wei couldn’t help but roll his eyes, “Sister, why don’t you close the door?” ”

“My own home, what door? You go and get one of your long shirts, I haven’t worn the clothes I put at home for a long time, wash them tomorrow and wear them again. ”

Zhang Wei had no choice but to go back to the room to find a long shirt.

As soon as he took his clothes, he saw that Zhang Yingxue had walked out barefoot. Wrapped in a bath towel, he is basically on the verge of walking away at any time.

Wordlessly handing her shirt, Zhang Wei hurriedly turned his head.

Sure enough, Zhang Yingxue did not hesitate at all, directly threw the bath towel on the chair, picked up the shirt and put it on.

“Hey, we Xiaowei are still embarrassed, and I don’t know who it is, when I was a child, I was still arguing to drink my sister’s cow lai.”

Zhang Wei… Slander, this is absolutely slander, how could he possibly say that.

“I slept with you tonight, my bed hasn’t slept for a long time, just dry tomorrow.”

Zhang Wei… Routines, all routines! You clearly wanted to use me as a pillow in the first place.

“Why, don’t you want to? How about I sleep on the couch? ”

Zhang Wei…

“So you sleep on the couch?”

Zhang Wei glanced at the sofa, as if the bed was more cute.