Rising America

A man in weird costume stood on the edge of the building, and the narrator said something exciting. For a while, this interesting opening aroused the interest of the audience.

When the "weird" jumped down from the building and finally burped on a sports car, the audience in the whole theater couldn't help laughing.

Indeed, the guy who opened the scene was too funny.

According to Huaxia's statement, this product is a brain-dead.

At the beginning, everyone thought that this product was a bit capable or something, who knew this product was belching.

However, this routine does make some film critics shine, and it also makes everyone feel that this movie is a bit different.

With the brain belching, the passers-by who had cheered and applauded when the goods jumped down on the screen, each of them left the scene with weird or lost expressions, which also attracted the audience. Laughter.

Soon the movie title appeared on the screen.

【;The opening of this wonderful work really aroused the interest of the film critics present, as well as the interest of many big and small entertainment company bosses attending the show, and it also gave everyone a chance to continue watching.

After all, this opening is really different from the openings of most movies right now. There are laughs and grooves, as well as unusual routines.

After seeing everyone becoming interested, Coco's small face immediately showed a cowhide look, and the amusing energy of ‘I have the world, I am the ruler of the world’ began to appear.

The actor Dave appeared.

This is an absolute American diaosi high school student. As soon as the beginning of the session, this guy was in the classroom and had some kind of illusion about his middle-aged teacher.

There were bursts of light laughter in the audience.

I don't know if these guys recounted their lush high school years when they saw Dave, or if they had a lot in common with Dave.

But it is undeniable that Dave's kind of goods exists on American high school campuses, and there are still a lot of such goods, so this scene is very realistic.

what?

You said that is not the case with American high school students?

Hahaha!

It cannot be said that you know too little about American high school students.

Dave's goods can definitely represent the majority of male diao silks in American high schools, and there is no exaggeration at all.

"American high school boys have this virtue?"

The Nuwa in the back row couldn't help but stretched out her head curiously and asked.

Kim Hyun-tae unconsciously thought of Omar in Miami, and the white fat man Vincent, and also remembered the first time he saw Vincent, the white fat man had not had time to wear pants in the basement, and full The scene of the paper towel, so he nodded with a weird expression.

"Art comes from life, and life is often more exaggerated than art."

Immediately, Jin Xiantai said such a word to Nu Wa in a meaningful way, causing Nu Wa to show a thoughtful appearance.

"How did you know?"

After a short while, Nuwa asked again.

Jin Xiantai replied: "I went to high school in the United States, and I have two good friends. They are like Dave in the film. They are weird."

After hearing Jin Xiantai's answer, Nuwa looked at Jin Xiantai with a weird expression, and she was very uncomfortable.

"The old saying goes that near Zhu is red, near ink is black, whoever makes friends, you say that your two friends are very strange, comparable to Dave in the movie, then you..."

Speaking of this, Nu Wa smiled mysteriously.

At this time, the plot in the movie just advanced to the moment when Dave came home and took out a box of papers to perform an indescribable behavior.

Nu Wa looked at the screen with a funny expression, then retracted her gaze to look at Jin Xiantai, and her gaze slowly moved down, and finally locked in the position of Jin Xiantai's crotch, which made Jin Xiantai an embarrassment.

At this time, Jin Xiantai really wanted to grab Nuwa's neck, shook her body vigorously, and shouted at her, "You are a goddess!" Can you stop looking at me with such wretched eyes! ].

Of course, Jin Xiantai can only think about this kind of thing in his heart, he dare not really put it into practice.

After all, although Nuwa in different time and space is funny, she is still Nuwa after all.

Coco this sensed something wrong with his master's eyes, then raised his hand and patted Nuwa's forehead.

Snapped!

The little guy didn't mean to be polite at all, and his shot seemed heavy.

I have to say that with such an apprentice as Coco, the master Nuwa is also quite tragic.

Fortunately, Nuwa, who is a master, is also a strange thing. She doesn't care about being so disrespectful to her apprentice.

"What to look at! Don't look at what you shouldn't. Your eyes are too wretched. Do you have to pay attention to know in public! Don't tell outsiders that you are my master, I feel ashamed!"

The little guy spit out his master Nuwa very rudely.

On the other hand, Nuwa looked indifferent and didn't mean to be ashamed at all. On the contrary, she squeezed her eyebrows mysteriously, showing more playfulness than more playfulness, and reached out and stabbed Jin Xiantai.

"Have you done anything like that in the movie, like the diao silk named Dave?"

Your curiosity is too strong, and is this question something people like you can ask?

Jin Xiantai's face turned black, and he suddenly felt that Nu Wa was even more naive than his daughter, Coco.

Sitting up silently, Jin Xiantai didn't plan to talk to Nüwa, otherwise he didn't know what kind of embarrassing questions Nüwa would continue to ask.

"Yeah, are you shy? It seems that you must have done this before? But this is understandable. After all, you are so young and full of energy, you will definitely have a need for this."

Nuwa laughed slyly, and made up some scenes for herself, and then started talking to herself.

However, Annie inserted a sentence at this time, "William and I are very nice. Don't worry about the physical aspects. If you are interested in William, I think you might as well take advantage of me to help William yourself. I am very generous to solve it."

Nüwa was stunned by Annie, and she didn't know what to say for a while.

Don't look at her acting like a gangster, in fact, it all depends on Jin Xiantai being bullied.

If Jin Xiantai behaves more rogue than the rogue, then Nuwa would not dare to be so sullen.

So when Annie went out, Nuwa suddenly withered.

After all, Annie acted like an ‘old driver’, so Nuwa felt that she was a ‘little girl’ and it’s better not to drive a car like an ‘old driver’ like Annie.

In fact, it's because Nu Wa doesn't understand the relationship between Annie and Kim Hyun Tae.

If she really knew about the relationship between Annie and Kim Hyun Tae, she wouldn't be so jealous.

Because of Annie's appearance as an'old driver', she just pretended to be.

In fact, don't think about having two babies. In fact, she doesn't necessarily have more experience than Nuwa.

However, it is precisely because Annie has two babies that she is an absolutely experienced'old driver' in Nuwa's eyes.

So in the face of an ‘old driver’ like Annie, Nuwa felt that her wisest choice was to quickly wither and don’t be aggressive, otherwise she would definitely make a fool of herself.

And when she saw Nu Wa shrinking her head and feet, she was incomparably trivial and funny, and Annie suddenly became interested in Nu Wa.

It was because of the performance of the Oriental goddess Nuwa that made Annie feel that her previous impression of the Oriental goddess was very wrong.

And teasing such a goddess as Nüwa was quite interesting to Annie.

"You just teased my man, is it possible that you are interested in my man?"

Annie looked at Nu Wa and asked with a smile.

Nu Wa sitting in the back row with her neck shrinking, imagining herself as a little turtle as much as possible, that looks indescribably funny.

Unfortunately, in the end, the "Old Driver Annie" in Nuwa's imagination began to start the car.

"King of Sea Bian" continues its plot, staged Dave, the sad life of American diao, everything is so real, although some places are exaggerated, but it is not divorced from reality.

It is hard to imagine that the script was written by Coco, a little girl less than three years old.

Because the "diao Si Dave" portrayed by the little guy is really too real and too representative. Obviously, the little guy is definitely not a character created by imagination, it definitely has a prototype.

So who is the original character created by a little girl less than three years old?

It must be someone she has met and contacted.

Can it be her father, Kim Hyun Tae?

Many people have this idea in their minds.

But soon, this idea was denied.

Some people turned their heads and looked at Kim Hyun Tae who was sitting on the second floor. They thought that this idea was a bit funny.

Jin Xiantai is extremely handsome and possesses a lot of wealth. Such a young man can definitely make countless girls cry and scream, and they will go home and close their doors just like Diao Si Dafu in the film.

Therefore, the prototype for Coco to create this character will certainly not be her father, Kim Hyun Tae.

At this time, Jin Xiantai didn't know, and everyone who watched movies had such a guess.

In fact, from the perspective of Kim Hyun-tae, the energy shown by Dave is a combination of the temperament of Omar and Vincent.

In addition, Jin Xiantai, who has experience in American high school life in a different time and space, also admits that it is the American high school diaosi boys in the different time and space. They are indeed almost as strange as Dave showed in the film.

The plot has advanced to the point that Dave will be a hero, and he has made a green costume by himself, and then he begins to "walk the chivalry" on the streets.

As Dave made ugliness again and again, the audience in the theater began to laugh constantly. It was obvious that everyone was immersed in the plot of "King of the Sea".

Of course, many people are curious, why hasn't the role played by Coco appeared yet?

After all, everyone didn't come to see Dave, the main purpose was to come to Cocoa.

Soon, the role played by Coco finally appeared.

In an unfamiliar and empty scene, Coco appeared with a Chinese actor who played his father. The Chinese actor held a pistol in his hand and said a lot of lines.

[Don't worry, kid, the feeling of being hit will not be worse than a punch in the chest. 】

The murderer played by Coco frowned, [I hate being punched in the chest]

The lines are still normal here.

But the bear child version of "King of the Sea" does not appear out of the ordinary, that cocoa is not cocoa.

After all, through the hands of the little guy, this "King of the Sea" will definitely have a cocoa personal style.

So the dirty lines appeared.

The Chinese version of ‘Big Daddy’ [Don’t worry~www.wuxiaspot.com~Now you don’t have to worry about your breasts, it will happen ten years later], then raised your hand and shot, Coco flew out...

On the screen, Coco, who was less than three years old, was shot. Although everyone knew it was a fake, it caused waves of exclamations.

"Cocoa, did you write this line, or did the director change it?"

Such dirty lines made Jin Xiantai frown.

The little guy replied with his own father, "Of course I wrote it. I don't agree with the director who wants to change it. He must respect me, the author of the script."

Kim Hyun Tae’s forehead bounces with blue veins...

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