Rise of the Wasteland

The relationship between rabbit and hawk sauce has been ups and downs over the years. Because it is important, no one is inseparable from others, then they can only run into each other and endure each other. On the whole, the stagnant United States is adapting to new flowers that are catching up quickly.

The disappearance of the F-22 not only hit Americans hard, but even the rabbit nations were shocked. In particular, a spokesperson for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs actually stated publicly that—yes, it was. But it was not stealing, but forced landing after breaking in. Later, I went back again.

But such a statement not only did not make the people happy, but a bunch of well-known big Vs jumped out and started spraying wildly. The spraying angle is also very strange and very marketable.

"F-22 really is the strongest fighter in the world. When people want to come, they want to fall and fall, the rabbit defense is basically useless. So much defense funding, why not give it to the people in poor areas? The motherland, wait for your people. ! "

"The invasion of our country was gone without even a protest. The rabbit government turned out to be cartilage. At that time, the martyrs who crashed in the South China Sea died in vain, and this time the F-22 still returned. The loss of power and the loss of the country is really sad."

"Are there all **** in the army? You are bullied and you do n’t even dare to put a fart on it. Look at the United States. Everyone ’s navy is cruising at our door every day. Everyone ’s base is staring at our coast every day. What is it for? "

This kind of sarcasm is very marketable and very surreal. Ordinary people always like to understand things simply, so listening to the wind is rain. Many people followed suit and scolded them.

According to the high-level idea of ​​the rabbit, we took the initiative to detonate this matter. The enemies were aware of the leaked inner ghost. Then simply take advantage of the various investigations and arrangements of the United States have not been fully in place, disrupting the rhythm of the opponent.

However, domestic discussions on this matter have even been called black smoke. In the face of this situation, the senior man was ordered to accept the crisis-oriented public opinion-oriented task, and went on TV to make a show—we are not fooling around this time, and we are very serious in analyzing it.

At the beginning, the host of the show asked a very unpleasant question, "Why return the F-22? Since it is in our hands, shouldn't it be ours? We are in the seat, do you think we are Should I return it? "

Yes, the most uncomfortable thing for ordinary people is not the F-22 invasion of airspace. This stealth aircraft was forced to fly in, and it was justified to say that we couldn't stop it. After all, even Americans have a lot of difficulty dealing with stealth aircraft, this stuff is not so easy to detect.

But this baby finally came in, it's our turn. It's as if the tyrants have left good things in our house, shouldn't we confiscate them?

Actually going back, this is much more inattentive! How weak this is!

However, on such a question, the always-loved bureaucracy actually stood in the perspective of the overall situation: "Also, of course, we must repay. We are a responsible big country, have our own international obligations and image, and must not take advantage of small gains .F-22 inadvertently broke into the country, it must be returned. "

Suddenly, as soon as this remark came out, a lot of people wanted to scold!

Soft eggs, sacks, what do you want?

Seeing the outburst of anger, the public opinion was fierce, and the hat of the traitor and traitor was about to be buckled up. The bureau turned aside, and continued, "However, there must be a premise for" return ", which is to conduct a thorough investigation of this F-22 intrusion.

For example, how did the F-22 break in? How did it break through our air defense loopholes? How much threat does it pose to us? You have to figure out the cause and effect of this thing, right?

And in order to find out the truth, put an end to the same dangerous incidents in the future, conduct some inspections and test flights of the F-22, isn't it exaggerating? "

Standing together, they said that our requirements were not high. Just to restore the truth, find out the problem, and conduct a little investigation from the perspective of preventing the incident from happening again. Isn't such a small request excessive?

The audience who wanted to scold in the audience stopped their mouths. Everyone thinks that it makes sense, it ’s not too much—we just investigate it with the desire of peace, it ’s like the United States was in the first Gulf Investigations into Iraq after the war.

None of us went to the United States to investigate. We only carried out investigations in our own country. We were already aggrieved, okay?

The bureau also continued to say, "In this incident, the American pilot who broke into our country stated that it was caused by a mechanical failure of the fighter plane. We were very skeptical at first, so we also carried out the F-22's Investigation survey.

We even contacted Lockheed Martin in the United States and asked them to send someone to teach us how to safely disassemble and maintain an F-22. As a result, the United States flatly rejected our reasonable request, and they did not cooperate with our investigation at all. This is an irresponsible attitude. "

Yeah, this attitude is too irresponsible.

Everyone can understand now. This is a stance. People are very old, is it easy to say a paragraph? Those of you who like to talk nonsense are not considerate.

The host on the side also nodded solemnly, "That is to say, we still follow the usual international diplomatic norms to handle this, right?"

"Yeah!" He shot a thigh and said sincerely: "We are also very unhappy about this. After all, it is our national defense that has a loophole, and we are ashamed. We ca n’t ignore this, yes Right? This requires investigation.

When our investigation was over, our military felt that things were clear, and they accepted the fact that a mechanical failure of the F-22 broke into our country's airspace. Although this matter is ashamed, it is a fact, and it is by no means stolen. Those who say ‘stolen’, you go peeping.

As long as we can prevent similar incidents from happening again in the future, we naturally will not hold on to the US fighter. This is the attitude of a responsible big country. We will not take advantage of others, and we will not take it. So we have to return the fighter. "

The words of righteousness are decisive. Because the biggest bargains have already been seized, naturally no longer need to seize. Many viewers in front of the TV are deeply impressed-it is also a gift to have a thick skin, and we sigh.

With regard to this explanation of the round, the host took it seriously and nodded again and again. He asked again, "What about the American pilot who broke into our airspace? Did he go back?"

"For the pilot ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ we also conducted an investigation. Anyway, to know his motive, right? Or considering humanitarianism, is it necessary to provide him with political asylum? In order to protect this pilot, we He did not disclose his identity, and he finally went back.

However, due to the non-cooperation of the US side, something went wrong when the F-22 was returned. We originally wanted to unload the F-22 by eight pieces and transport it back to Americans by transport aircraft. But the Americans didn't cooperate, they didn't teach us how to dismantle the F-22.

In the end, I had no choice but to let the American pilot fly F-22 back under our supervision. But we also said before that the F-22 broke into our airspace and forced a landing because of a mechanical failure.

We want to do it, but Loma doesn't teach us to do it. As a result, the fighter flew with problems and crashed when it reached the Caspian Sea. You can't blame us, right? We also lost more than a dozen tons of aviation kerosene. This money has not been asked by the US military. It belongs to us for free.

Now that the incident has come to light, the United States has no reason to accuse us of stealing their 'raptors'. We absolutely do not accept such unwarranted slander. If they insist on saying this, then we have to really steal a few planes and let them scold them. "

Well said, right.

See the clouds, everything is clear.

The host couldn't help giving applause. After taking a few shots in the crackle, he couldn't help but ask, "After such a detailed investigation, if one day we also have a raptor similar to the" raptor ", is it understandable? "

The station immediately laughed, patted the host's shoulder, and said with a expression of "a **** can teach": "Ah ... you are right. We need talent like you in the war bureau."