Rise From the Humble
Chapter 1543: incident
Chapter 1543 The incident
After eating and drinking enough, they had fun for a long time in the afternoon, and at night, the entire Zhe Army camp was snoring everywhere.
Everyone slept soundly.
However, there are exceptions. The so-called fullness and longing for love, plus the reward of receiving a small two taels of silver, the total amount of silver in his hand has reached as much as three or four taels, and his heart began to feel restless.
So, in the dead of night, there were three furtive figures hiding behind the firewood pile in the camp. The three of them are from the same Wu, namely Liu Gouzi, Zhang Tiedan, and Han Laosan.
"Brother Gouzi, are we really going to sneak out? If we get caught, we won't be able to walk around." Zhang Tiedan huddled behind the woodpile, with a young face that was nervous, excited and worried asked.
"Let's sneak out in the middle of the night, and sneak back before dawn tomorrow morning. We can't miss it. No one will know, so don't worry about it. It's not me, Tie Dan, you are too timid .”
Liu Gouzi sneered at Zhang Tiedan, and assured Zhang Tiedan that nothing would happen if he slipped out.
"Brother Gouzi, don't talk nonsense, I'm so timid. The day before yesterday to suppress the Japanese, I hacked a Japanese pirate with my own hands. Although I couldn't hack him to death, I also made a contribution to the killing of the Japanese pirate. Yes." Zhang Tiedan hastily argued dissatisfied.
"Come on, Zhuangjia Village came to reward the army yesterday, and the little widow brought you a basket of pot cakes, your shameful head is almost stuck in your crotch. Hahaha, you are still an innocent child .” Liu Gouzi sneered.
"Who, who said you are blind, I don't have a shameless head with melon seeds in my crotch, and I'm not born with melon eggs, don't talk nonsense" Zhang Tiedan is not confident.
"Hehe." Liu Gouzi let out a hehe.
"If you don't believe me, we will confront the little widow later to see if I was ashamed or not."
Zhang Tiedan poked his neck and said in a fit of anger.
"Hush! Silence! The patrol is coming." Han Laosan, who was vigilant at the side, said in a low voice.
After speaking, the three of them bent down and pressed tightly against the woodpile, reducing their sense of existence and not daring to breathe.
Soon, a group of patrolling sentries holding torches came over and walked past the firewood pile, but they didn't find Liu Gouzi and the other three hidden behind the firewood pile.
After the patrolman walked away, Han Laosan pulled the two of them up and said in a low voice, "Quick, let's get out of the fence just before the patroller passed by. The next patrol will be a while away. Come with me, I will I found that there was a loose fence in front, and I could break a hole with my hands, and I could get out by squeezing."
As Han Lao San said, he stepped forward, bent over and leaned on his body, and quickly ran to the front fence. After a few gropings, he found a loose fence. He got out of the hole first, followed by Liu Gouzi and Zhang Tiedan.
After sneaking out of the barracks for a while, Han Laosan was able to say to the two, "How about it, I didn't lie to you."
"Mr. Han has you!" Both Liu Gouzi and Zhang Tiedan gave a thumbs up.
"Hey, it's so-so." Han Laosan couldn't hold back his smile, he couldn't be humble even if he wanted to.
"Let's go, we have money, go to Yihonglou and find a flower girl to feel comfortable." Liu Gouzi laughed.
Zhang Tiedan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his eyes lit up.
"You want to eat farts. Yihonglou is inside the workshop. You have forgotten the night ban. If you are caught, you will be punished on the spot, and the battalion will know that we sneaked out. Military law is not lenient."
Han Laosan glared at them.
"That's not for nothing. Why did we sneak out? It's not about finding a woman to be comfortable."
Liu Gouzi stared.
"You are stupid. Yihonglou is a high-end brothel. Besides Yihonglou, there are prostitutes. The price is cheap, and it is in the alley of the village. Let's just walk in the alley instead of going to the street, so we can avoid night patrols."
Han Lao San touched his chin, as if he was about to praise me.
"The third brother is still reliable." Zhang Tiedan couldn't help boasting.
"Hey, don't even look at who we are, we're a famous person in the battalion to inquire about." Han Laosan said proudly.
"Mr. Han, where is the secret door you mentioned?" Liu Gouzi asked impatiently.
"The Zhuangjia Village where I came to reward the army last time, you know. I heard that there is a family in Zhuangjia Village. It is a widow at a young age. It looks tender and good-looking. The kind that waters out when you pinch it. There are all young and old in Zhuangjia Village. It's under the big willow tree at the east end of Zhuangjia Village." The third Han said, smacking his lips.
"Hey, Zhuangjia Village, Tie Dan, the little widow who brought you pot cakes and made you feel ashamed in your crotch is from Zhuangjia Village, hehe, didn't you say you were going to confront the little widow just now, this is no chance, hehe, Don't you regret it, don't you?"
Liu Gouzi winked at Zhang Tiedan.
"Ahem, who dare not, let's talk about it after we finish browsing the secret door, and go when the time comes, who is afraid of whom."
Zhang Tiedan blushed and poked his neck.
"Let's go, take the trail to Zhuangjia Village." Han Laosan said, and took the lead into the trail in the night.
Liu Gouzi and Zhang Tiedan followed closely.
Zhuangjia Village is not far from the Zhejiang Army’s temporary camp, only three or five miles away. It didn’t take long for the three of them to sneak up in Zhuangjia Village, causing dogs to bark and someone to curse.
Immediately, it fell into silence.
The three of Zhang Tiedan discredited them, and taking advantage of the moonlight, they came to the east end of Zhuangjia Village and saw a big willow tree.
Under the big willow tree, there is a single-family house, and in the middle of the night, candles the size of red beans can be seen faintly through the window.
The three of them immediately beamed with joy.
"I don't sleep in the middle of the night, just waiting for the man to come to the door. This is the secret door. Come on, the third brother will take you to enjoy yourself." Han Laosan was full of joy, and turned his head to Liu Gouzi who was also full of joy and excitement. Said to Zhang Tiedan.
After finishing speaking, the three went to push the door.
"Hey, the door is still locked, how do you do the skin business?" Liu Gouzi spat.
"Did someone come to the door first?" Zhang Tiedan was slightly disappointed.
"Hey, what do you know, these secret doormen are both **** and erect archways, closing the door to cover up people's eyes and ears. Although the name has spread, they still have to cover it up."
Han Laosan was stunned for a moment, then sneered with disdain.
"Well, then let's climb over the wall and get in." Liu Gouzi said impatiently and started to climb over the wall.
It is not difficult for them to climb over the wall.
Soon the three of them turned inside. When the people in the room heard movement in the courtyard, a panicked female voice came out, "Who?"
Before she could go out, Han Laosan and the others pushed the door open and entered.
"Who are you? What are you doing breaking into my house in the middle of the night? Get out, get out of here."
"What are you going to do?"
There were two women in the room, holding embroidery work in their hands, doing embroidery in front of the oil lamp. When they saw Han Laosan and the other three rushing in, they screamed in fright, and threatened with the embroidery needles in their hands. .
"Hey, it turned out to be two people. Alas, aren't you the little widow who gave Tie Dan pancakes? It turns out that the two of you are making secret doors together." Liu Gouzi smiled wretchedly.
"Bah bah bah, you spout blood, who is a secret door, a thief who kills thousands of knives, get out of my house, get out!"
A woman was so angry and angry that she burst into tears.
"What nonsense are you talking about? We are not secret agents. Tomorrow we will be doing embroidery work for the royal family. We are rushing to work overnight."
Another woman burst into tears with anger.
"What kind of embroidery work, what kind of pretense are you pretending? It is rumored that you are a secret door. Come and serve Ye San, we have plenty of money."
Han Laosan cursed, took out a piece of broken silver from his bosom, looked at the two tender little widows, his eyes were red.
"That's dirty water with bad intentions. We rely on our own hands to embroider for a living, so it's not some secret door."
The woman spit and cursed.
"What are you pretending to be, it's not that the Lord doesn't give you money! The spring night is short, don't waste time." Han Laosan and Liu Ergou couldn't help but rushed forward.
"Get out! What are you doing?!"
"Help!"
"Get off, let go, don't touch me, get off, get off, you guys are robbing women, help, help."
The two women were terrified and shouted for help.
The voice passed through the night, but it was soon stopped by someone covering his mouth.
Bang lang lang hua, things smashed to the ground.
curse
cry
(end of this chapter)
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