Rise From the Humble

Chapter 1488: we are a bunch of stupid pigs

  Chapter 1488 We are a bunch of stupid pigs

"I'm crazy?! Hehe, I'm not crazy, you are the ones who are crazy! And the crazy ones are not light! I'm kind enough to treat you like a donkey's liver and lungs! I'm kind enough to report to you the news of the Japanese pirates' killing and save you. If you don't know how to be grateful, that's all." , You even laughed at me for being crazy, I think you are simply a bunch of stupid pigs!"

Older Wang was even angrier than the others in the restaurant. He poked his neck, sneered at everyone, and taunted back mercilessly, then stretched out his hand to pick up Boss Wang, and said loudly, "Brother Brother, when did I ever make such a joke with you?! It’s really Japanese pirates who came here. Jiangning has already been breached. Can Yingtian be far behind? Brother Fan, I have a joke. When I go out, I will be hit by a horse Die, I was choked to death by drinking water! Big brother, don’t hesitate any longer, go home with brother and me, and discuss countermeasures as soon as possible, if it’s too late, I’m afraid it’s too late to clean up the gold and silver!”

  After Wang Laoer roared hysterically, everyone in the restaurant looked at him, frowning and staring sideways.

  Why is Wang Er Er still acting?! Isn’t this too involved?! There is no need to act again, we have already seen through it!

  Uh, but looking at Wang Er Er doesn’t seem like acting. It can’t be real, can it?!

  Everyone in the restaurant gradually realized that something was wrong, and felt that Wang Laoer was not acting.

  However, it is really difficult to say that you believe in the words of Wang Lao Er! Sorry, I can't do it!

  How could Jiangning be captured by Japanese pirates?! It is the gate of Yingtian, and it is guarded by a battalion of soldiers from Jiangning Battalion!

  But if Wang Xiaoer is not acting, then...it should be that Wang Xiaoer was deceived?!

Well, this guy is notoriously stubborn, and it's normal to be deceived, hehe, it's really like what he said, he is really a stupid pig, to be deceived to such a degree is really stupid There is a cure.

  Everyone in the restaurant thought so.

Boss Wang didn't think like everyone else. He was more familiar with his brother than others. His brother had a brain, but he wasn't short of nerves. Seeing Wang's second swearing like this, he immediately realized the seriousness of the problem. , his face turned pale, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Second brother, is what you said true?"

   "Of course it is true!" Wang Er Er nodded vigorously, "Brother, the Japanese pirates really came."

At this moment, I suddenly heard a commotion from outside the restaurant, and many people ran and shouted, "The Japanese pirates are here!" "The Japanese pirates are here!" Jiangning Town, burning, killing, looting and all kinds of crimes!" "Jiangning Battalion Commander Zhu Xiang died on the spot, Commander Jiang Sheng was seriously injured and fled, Jiangning Town fell, Shangyu Japanese pirates burned, killed and looted, and came to me!".

   It was the voice of one person shouting outside, and it was the voices of many people. The outside of the restaurant was in complete chaos.

  Hearing this movement, everyone in the restaurant couldn't help but thumped in their hearts, and their faces turned pale.

   Fuck!

What Wang Lao Er said was true! The Japanese pirates really came and broke the Jiangning camp! The Jiangning camp commander Zhu Xiangdu was killed by the Japanese pirates, and the commander Jiang Sheng was also seriously injured! Jiangning town also fell Yes! After the Japanese pirates burned, killed and looted Jiangning, they came to kill me at Yingtian!!!

   Never thought that the Japanese pirates really came! Yingtian, who respectfully served as the accompanying capital of the Ming Dynasty, and Yingtian, who had been promoted for hundreds of years, once again faced the disaster of swordsmen!

  Everyone in the restaurant was shocked by the news, their timid calves began to tremble.

  The people who just said that Wang Lao Er is a stupid pig, can't help but blush at this moment, Wang Xiaoer scolded him just now, it turns out that we are the real stupid pigs!

   "Ahem, I'm sorry, Wang Lao Er, we wrongly blamed you, misunderstood your kindness, and apologized to you."

  Everyone in the restaurant began to apologize to Wang Laoer.

"Apologize?! Hehe, you should apologize, but not to me! Instead, to the number one scholar, Zhu Ping'an, Mr. Zhu! What am I? Apologize!" Wang Laoer sneered, and said to everyone with emotion, "The number one scholar predicted three days ago that the Japanese pirates from Shangyu would attack Yingtian, and gave us this emergency military information to Yingtian, but we insisted It became a joke, and I laughed at him for several days, and laughed at him as Zhao Kuo in the present age. Listen, Zhao Kuo in the present age, what an ugly name, Zhao Kuo is a fool on paper, and he is not worthy of being the number one scholar! We actually laughed at the number one scholar who is Zhao Kuo!"

  After listening to Wang Xiaoer's words, everyone couldn't help but blush when they thought of their mocking Zhu Pingan's virtue these days.

  Yes, if you want to apologize, you should really apologize to Zhuangyuan Lang,

  The Japanese pirates are really coming!

  The Japanese pirates killed are really the Japanese pirates of Shangyu!

  The No. 1 scholar Zhu Ping'an, Mr. Zhu's prediction is not bad at all!

  The number one scholar, Zhu Dajian, has little knowledge and great foresight. He predicted three days ago that the Japanese pirates from Shangyu would attack and harass Yingtian, and reported this urgent military situation to Yingtian three days in advance!

The results of it!

  We laughed at him for three days! It was a waste of the three days he fought for!

  Those mocking words are hard to hear, what is Zhao Kuo in the present age, who is as stupid as Zhu (pig) as his name suggests, what I don’t know how this kind of nerd got into the first prize.

   Alright, now you know how he got the number one prize?!"

  People predicted three days ago that the Japanese pirates would attack Yingtian, and they put all the answers in front of us. As a result, we are as stupid as pigs and don’t understand the answers. Instead, we laugh at him as Zhao Kuo!

  Thinking about it now, I really don’t know how I had the face to laugh at the number one scholar!

  What is Zhao Kuo in the present age! The number one scholar is Zhuge Liang in the present age!

Looking back now, Zhuangyuan Lang deserves to be Zhuangyuanlang! Three days ago, it was predicted that the Japanese pirates from Shangyu would attack Yingtian. Ambush, this gang of vicious and daring Japanese pirates may have been wiped out halfway. Couldn't Jiangning Camp and Jiangning Town escape a catastrophe, and I should also escape a catastrophe!

  I'm sorry, Master Zhu!

  We were wrong!

  We are pigs!

   Misunderstandings have wasted your good intentions!

Hey!

  It’s too late to say anything now!

   Regret!

   Shame!

   What a bunch of stupid pigs we are!

   There are also those officials and gentlemen in the city, civil and military officials, except for the number one scholar, they are all pigs! We are a group of ordinary people who have no experience and cannot understand the emergency military situation of Zhuangyuan Lang. Can you officials also understand? !

  At this moment, almost all the people in Yingtian are apologizing to Zhu Pingan. At the beginning they laughed at how powerful Zhu Pingan was, but now they admire Zhu Pingan for how great he is. No, they have to double it! In their hearts, the reincarnated Zhuge, God of Miracles, God of War, etc., are all synonymous with Zhu Ping'an.

  (end of this chapter)

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