Rise From the Humble

Chapter 1384: If you are a boy or a girl, eat more walnuts

  Chapter 1384 If you are a boy or a girl, eat more walnuts

   "Sister Huaer, look, he is silent. I must have exposed the truth, and he is speechless."

  The witch Ruonan pointed at the speechless Zhu Ping'an with her slender fingers, then turned her head and said to the painting beside her.

   Looks like an old yin and yang!

   "That's not true, my uncle never goes to that dirty place." Hua'er was unmoved.

"Knowing people, knowing face but not knowing heart, he will report to you when he goes to that kind of place, all of which are sneaky. How can there be a cat in this world that is not sneaky? Men are all virtuous, and they eat Wanli's food." .”

  The witch Ruonan tried her best to slander and sow dissension, and poured pots of dirty water on Zhu Ping'an.

   "My uncle is not."

  Hua'er shook her head. Although the witch Ruonan tried her best to discredit Zhu Ping'an, Hua'er still believed in Zhu Ping'an.

"Hua'er, I just inquired about it. The Slender Waist Building is the most famous amusement park and gold-selling cave in Yingtian Mansion. The girls in it are all as beautiful as flowers, and they are proficient in everything. Such a stinky man would like to live in it. However, it is said that the girls in it admire talented people the most. If they can write a good poem, all the girls in it will post it upside down. Tsk tsk, although your uncle is ugly and looks ugly , but I have to admit that he still has some talents, especially the youngest number one scholar in Ming Dynasty, tsk tsk, this name alone can make the girls in it fight for their heads. Red sleeves add fragrance, beautiful women warm beds, both Can you hug a beautiful woman without spending money, which man can resist this kind of temptation? Just like candied fruit at this moment, if you can eat it for free without spending money, who would you say would not eat it?"

  Witchy woman Ruonan spoke in a coda, stretched out her slender hand to pinch a candied fruit, waved it in front of Hua'er, and then put it into her red lips.

   "Young master won't do it." Hua'er was unmoved.

   "Hehe, Ruonan girl, you have said so much, do you want to go to the military camp with me to supervise?"

  Zhu Ping'an pulled the corners of his mouth, revealing a slight smile.

   "Ahem, yes, I will go with you tomorrow to see where you are going." The witch Ruonan coughed and blinked her eyes.

  Zhu Pingan smiled at the witch Ruonan, and said firmly, "Don't think about it, it's impossible!"

   "Why?! You dare not, are you guilty?!" The witch Ruonan snorted.

   "Women are not allowed to enter the important barracks." Zhu Pingan shook his head.

   "I can disguise myself as a man." The witch Ruonan blinked, "You want to go to the Slender Waist Building, right? That's why you dare not let me follow you."

   "Your men's clothes are full of flaws, and they were spotted last time." Zhu Ping'an curled his lips.

   "It won't happen this time." The witch Ruonan said confidently.

  The last time she went to Miaoying safely with the Lord, Madam Yilan saw through her disguise as a man. After she came back, she summed up her mistakes and raised the level of disguise as a man. She is confident that she will never be seen through again.

   "Don't think about it, I won't take you there." Zhu Pingan shook his head and said without room for negotiation.

   "Zhu Ping'an, you must be going to Siyaolou tomorrow, so you don't want to take me with you." The demon girl Ruo Nan said fiercely.

   "It's useless to push the general." Zhu Pingan shrugged.

   "Zhu Ping'an, are you guilty?" the witch Ruonan said relentlessly.

  Zhu Ping'an didn't bother to pay attention to her, got up and walked to the study, leaving the witch Ruonan behind.

   "Look, Hua'er, he escaped and didn't dare to answer." The witch Ruonan pointed at Zhu Ping'an's back and said to Hua'er.

   "I've already answered." Zhu Ping'an stopped at the door, turned his head to look at the witch Ruonan and twitched the corners of his mouth.

   "Hehe. Seeing that there is no picture, this is your uncle. He is talking nonsense with his eyes open. He obviously didn't say a word, but he answered tsk tsk. He said that he will go to the military camp tomorrow. Do you still believe it?"

  The demon girl Ruonan giggled, thinking she had caught Zhu Ping'an's flaw, she said to Hua'er without losing the opportunity.

   "Ruomen and girls, don't just eat candied fruit, there are walnuts on the table, crush them yourself, eat a few more"

  Zhu Pingan stood at the door and smiled slightly, pointed to the snack plate in the hand of the witch Ruonan.

   "What are you doing?! I got caught by the tail, and you started to please me?!" The enchantress Ruonan giggled.

   "No, the shape complements the shape, and eating more walnuts can nourish the brain." Zhu Pingan pointed to the walnuts on the table, and then pointed to his head.

   "What do you mean?! You mean I'm stupid?!"

  The demon girl Ruonan was stunned for a moment, and then she reacted. Suddenly, her whole body was so cold that she stared straight at Zhu Ping'an, as if she wanted to make two holes in Zhu Ping'an's body.

   "What do you mean, I've already answered you, but you don't know." Zhu Pingan pulled the corners of his lips downwards and curved them into an arc.

"Zhu Pingan! You are a typical nonsense with your eyes open, pointing at a deer as a horse, confounding black and white, and Zhu Bajie slapping you." The witch Ruonan looked at Zhu Pingan with gritted teeth, and her anger rose, "Grandma is not deaf, you obviously didn't say a word , where did you answer me?!"

   "Hua'er, tell me, did you hear what he said just now?!" The demon girl Ruonan pulled Hua'er over to ask for confirmation.

"Hua'er, don't speak out of your conscience, you touch your conscience." The demon girl Ruonan took Hua'er's hand and placed it on Hua'er's chest, letting Hua'er answer with a conscience, don't blatantly favor Zhu Safety.

  Ahem, a little jealous

  At this moment, a thought emerged in the witch Ruonan's heart.

   Before Huaer could speak, Zhu Pingan spoke. He shrugged his shoulders when he saw the enchantress Ruonan, and the corners of his mouth became even more curved. He said with a smile, "So, girl Ruonan, you should eat walnuts."

   "You should eat walnuts to nourish your brain!" The demon girl Ruonan gave Zhu Pingan a hard look, her whole body was chilling.

   "Do you have to speak up to answer? I have already given you the answer with actions." Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth.

   "Action?! What action?! You just walked over just now." After hearing Zhu Ping'an's words, the witch Ruonan couldn't help but bewildered, with a dazed look on her face, completely unable to get what Zhu Ping'an meant.

   "So, if you are a man or a girl, eat a few more walnuts every day." Zhu Pingan said with the corners of his mouth pulled.

Snapped!

  Witched woman Ruonan felt cold all over her body, and she stretched out her hand to slap the walnut, not only crushed the walnut, but also shattered a piece of the plate containing the walnut.

  However, Zhu Pingan didn't even blink his eyelids, and was almost immune to such threatening behavior from the witch Ruonan.

   "Zhu Ping'an, what do you mean?! If you don't make it clear, I will smash your head like a walnut."

  The witch Ruonan said threateningly through gritted teeth.

  Zhu Pingan looked at the witch Ruonan and smiled, ignored the threat of the witch Ruonan, turned around and left with her hands behind her back.

  When the witch Ruonan was about to explode, Zhu Ping'an's voice came over, "Look, this is my answer. I, Zhu Ping'an, stand upright and act upright. Go my own way and let others talk about it."

  (end of this chapter)

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