Returning to Before Husband’s Castration

Wei Caiwei was cooking for the first time.

Wang Daxia hurriedly picked up the discus...No, it was the moon cake, blowing the dust on the crust, and deliberately putting the moon cake back and biting it on the hardest molar.

Still unable to bite, the moon cakes baked by Wei Caiwei are harder than the energetic Wang Xiaoxia.

Wang Daxia couldn't help worrying, his gaze fell on the eight mooncakes in the plate, and he remembered that when he was a child, the master told him a story about "using the spear of the son and attacking the shield of the son".

For today's plan, we can only use spears to attack shields and poisons.

I use mooncakes to knock mooncakes. I can always knock mooncakes open.

Caiwei said just now that the mooncakes are made with five-core fillings. Regardless of how hard the crust is, the walnuts, peanuts, pine nuts and sesame inside must be chewable.

Wang Daxia wanted to applaud for his wit. He took a moon cake from the plate, put it on the cutting board for cutting vegetables, took another moon cake, and slapped it fiercely!

With a bang, Wang Daxia's palms were numb, and the two moon cakes that collided with each other were not broken. The "zi" of the word "good" on the moon cake on it was missing and became "female." The word "month" below is missing two horizontal lines.

Wang Daxia touched the three bars knocked down from the mooncake on the cutting board, just like three thin sticks. This force was only knocked down, but not broken. Wang Daxia did not dare to test the stick with his teeth, and broke it with his hands before breaking the thin stick. Break into two parts.

Wei Caiwei claimed to use Ding Wu's recipe to bake moon cakes. Is there iron juice in this secret recipe? This is too hard! Is this to bake mooncakes or cast swords?

However, human beings moved from primitive to civilization because they were good at making and using tools. After the percussion method didn't work, Wang Daxia picked up the sharp kitchen knife on the chopping board and swung it.

This time, I finally cut (chops) the moon cakes!

From the cross-section, the moon cake is indeed filled with five kernels, but the crust is too thick, and the filling in the middle is only a thin layer, so it can’t be bitten.

Looking at the thickness and hardness of the cake crust, Wang Daxia felt toothache before he even ate it. He simply waved a knife and continued to chop the mooncakes and chopped the mooncakes into small pieces for easy consumption.

After the two mooncakes were chopped, the kitchen knife was missing several small openings. Wang Daxia looked at the opening of the kitchen knife and was worried, but at this time, the sound of "sharpening the scissors and smashing the kitchen knife" came from outside.

When Wang Daxia found the savior, she quickly took out the kitchen knife, and the grinders who were walking along the streets smoothed the gap.

Waiting for the miller to sharpen the kitchen knife, Wei Caiwei returned from the well after washing the vegetables in Tianshui Lane.

Wang Daxia held the sharply polished kitchen knife and said with some guilty conscience: "The kitchen knife is a bit dull, sharpen it."

"Thank you." Wei Caiwei came into the house carrying the vegetable basket, "The chicken soup is already stewed, I can't stir-fry, these vegetables and mushrooms are just rinsed and eaten. I bought the dipping sauce for hot pot from the restaurant."

Wei Caiwei learned Ding Wu to make hot pot according to past memories. She took out a copper hot pot from the kitchen, sandwiched a few charcoal in the middle, and then poured the stewed chicken soup into the hot pot as a soup base. The chicken that was cooked was not thrown away. After it was taken out and let it cool a little, she tore it with her hands. Serve with shredded chicken.

The autumn is high and the breeze is breezy in the small yard, and the hot pot will not feel hot. It is the most comfortable weather of the year. The red copper hot pot is placed in the middle, and the golden chicken soup is rumbling, and the washed vegetables are placed next to it. There are also plates of beef and mutton sliced ​​by the butcher of the vegetable market, chicken shreds piled up like a hill, and five-ren moon cakes chopped by Wang Daxia.

This Mid-Autumn Festival looks very good.

The two sat down. Wei Caiwei was the host, hoping that the guests would be able to eat well. Seeing that there were too few moon cakes on the dim sum plate, "the moon cakes are not enough, I will get another one."

"Enough is enough!" Wang Daxia was worried about her gnawing teeth, and quickly stopped. "The mooncakes are sweet and greasy, just a little bit is enough. Besides, there is a table of dishes."

Wei Caiwei picked up a cut moon cake and pointed to the fillings inside, "I like five-core moon cakes the most, but there are green and red silk in five-core moon cakes. I hate the taste of green and red silk the most. I used to be Ding Wubang. I pulled out the green and red silk. Later he taught himself how to cook and bake mooncakes by himself. He only puts five kernels and rock sugar, without the green and red silk. I like the five kernel mooncakes he makes the most, and he never buys it in an outside snack shop. of."

"I learned to make it this year. At the beginning, the crusts were always broken and the fillings were exposed, so I thickened the crust so that it was wrapped."

No wonder the skin is so thick!

Wang Daxia pretended to be very interested, and asked: "Your filling is so special, the five kernels do not add green and red silk, I still saw it for the first time-then what is your pie crust made of?"

Wei Caiwei said: "Flour."

Wang Daxia: "What else?"

Wei Caiwei said: "Of course you have to add some water, knead vigorously, and mix the water into the flour. The dough is hard to knead evenly, you like a young master who doesn't touch Yangchun water will not understand it. Dry flour is difficult to stick to your hands. Rub it off. I only washed the flour off my hands when I was washing the vegetables."

Wang Daxia did not understand, but he always felt that there was something wrong with Wei Caiwei's approach.

But he didn't dare to continue asking! Wei Caiwei cooks for the first time, regardless of whether it tastes good or not, it should be based on encouragement.

In fact, every time Ding Wu made mooncake dough, he would add ghee, lard, eggs, ground sugar powder, and noodle primers.

Whether it's making peach crisps that will drop after a bite or round mooncakes, his secret is to put more oil and more sugar, eat it yourself, regardless of the cost, put as much as you can.

The dim sum shop is to control the cost, and put as much as possible.

Wei Caiwei just eats, thinking that the crust is made of flour and water.

There is no fat or fermented dough, and it is rolled so thick that it can indeed be used as a weapon after being baked at a high temperature.

No wonder even the kitchen knife is crippled.

"Come on, you are a guest, you eat first." Wei Caiwei put a small piece of moon cake on Wang Daxia's plate and looked at him expectantly.

In the previous life, Wei Caiwei never went to the kitchen, so this is the first time that Wang Daxia has eaten her own snacks in the two lives.

Wang Daxia had planned to pour a plate of mutton into the chicken soup hot pot, but Wei Caiwei was so enthusiastic that he couldn't refuse.

Wang Daxia had used a kitchen knife to test how hard the mooncakes were. Unless he had a pair of iron and bronze teeth, he couldn't chew at all.

However, how could such a small problem stump the clever Wang Daxia? He destroyed two nests of Bailian Sect in succession. He was only fourteen years old and he was promoted to three levels, becoming Jin Yiwei's youngest man in one hundred households!

The so-called one thing to reduce one thing, bittern tofu. No matter how hard the crust is, it will become soft after soaking in water!

Wang Daxia pretended to drink tea, took a big sip of the hot tea, and did not swallow it, then put the chopped moon cake in his mouth, held it for a while, pressed his tongue against the cake crust, feeling softened by the hot tea. Started to chew.

After chewing, I felt something hard in my mouth pricked, like a sore, and it hurts a bit. However, this pain is nothing, I just have a pain. What Wei Caiwei has lost is her confidence in cooking.

Hold back.

Wang Daxia continued to chew, but it stabbed again and it hurt even more. And there is still a fishy smell in the mouth, as if bleeding.

This cake crust is made of iron crust. Not only is it not soaked, but it also scratched my mouth.

It's better to swallow it altogether, my stomach will be able to digest it, so don't let my mouth suffer.

Sometimes Wang Daxia's brain has a tendon. The last time he was eating in the painting boat, he was stuck by the bones of sweet and sour fish. He also pulled two bites of rice **** into his mouth, wanting to swallow rice to get rid of the bones.

Wang Daxia was about to swallow with the tea, Wei Caiwei pinched his throat with one hand, "Why is your mouth bleeding? Don't swallow, spit it out."

Wei Caiwei looked expectantly at Wang Daxia eating mooncakes with her own hands, only to see two lines of blood left from the corners of his lips. What kind of horrifying scene?

Wang Daxia vomited everything out of her mouth, and under the autumn sun, she suddenly saw a shining blade fragment in Wuren!

Wei Caiwei hurriedly poured water to rinse his mouth, "I'm sorry, it was my fault. I accidentally got a foreign object in while filling the five-ren stuffing."

When Wang Daxia ate and ate, he bleeds. When he looked at the broken iron pieces, he suddenly thought of the scene when he cleaved moon cakes with a kitchen knife.

"It's not your fault, it's my problem." Although it was embarrassing, Wang Daxia didn't want Wei Caiwei to leave a psychological shadow on making mooncakes, and quickly said: "When I cut the mooncakes with a kitchen knife, I cut several gaps with the kitchen knife. , I didn’t notice that the broken blade was embedded in the five-nut filling."

"Fortunately, I was the first to eat, otherwise you will be the one who hurts."

Wei Caiwei was taken aback for a moment, "So you just wanted to sharpen your knife. It's not that the kitchen knife is blunt, but that you cut the gap?"

Wang Daxia nodded.

"Is the moon cake that I made so hard?" Wei Caiwei picked up a complete moon cake and took a bite in her mouth.

bad! I want to break my teeth!

"Shut up!" Wang Daxia's eyes were quick, and he waved off the moon cake in Wei Caiwei's hand.

The mooncake flew out and hit the courtyard wall. The courtyard wall was made by Broker Chen this year in order to quickly rent out the house. The moon cake was smashed over, and a piece of the wall was smashed off. Then it bounced and fell to the ground, smashing the ground out of a shallow pit, and then Gululu rolled over. Wei Caiwei's feet.

Wei Caiwei picked up the mooncakes, and the five-ren mooncakes went through a round of tossing, and they were almost finished, just like a widow with a chastity memorial, Sanzhen and Jiulie, guarding herself like jade.

Seeing Wei Caiwei's disappointed look, Wang Daxia comforted: "It's okay, you are not busy. Although you can't eat Wuren mooncakes, you can use them as a hidden weapon to defend yourself. Think about it, if someone breaks into the door, you use mooncakes to throw them. He, he thought it was for eating, and would not guard against dodge at all. As a result, a moon cake could smash his head by surprise."

Wei Caiwei looked at Wang Daxia: I know that you are trying to comfort me, but... if you say this, you might as well shut up.

Wang Daxia will never forget the Mid-Autumn Festival in the 39th year of Jiajing, because on this day he and Wei Caiwei had a meal, and he bleeds because of two blade scratches in his mouth, so he can't eat hot pot.

He could only drink mung bean porridge that was as light as water and clear heat and reduce fire. He ate chicken shreds without salt and no seasoning. He watched Wei Caiwei sitting in front of him and boiling the chicken soup hot pot. After eating mutton, he ate beef and ate. Mushrooms, vegetables, taro slices, and finally a small handful of dried noodles are put in the pan to finish it perfectly.

The author has something to say: Plucking Wei: Let him remember, don't swallow things, fishbone and blade are very dangerous. There can be no Xiaoxia without Daxia. If there is no skin, how will Mao be attached?