Returning to Before Husband’s Castration

"Here, are you satisfied now?"

Wei Caiwei handed the marriage letter to Wang Daxia.

Wang Daxia was holding the marriage book, staring at the red lip prints in a daze, her eyes straightened, like a dream, no, everything that happened in reality was more fragrant/beautiful than any spring/dream before him.

Looking at Wang Daxia, who had never seen the world before, Wei Caiwei shook her head secretly: She and Wang Daxia could play together in the last life. When the two of them were crazy, Wang Daxia once applied her rouge on her lips, like a stamp. Like, she covered it all over her body, even with lip marks on her toes.

Moreover, she acted like a baby and forbidden her to take a bath, and counted the number of lip prints, indicating that she would have to count it again every night. If there was one less, he wouldn't follow it.

The next day, she only washed away the lip prints on the hands, face and neck, put on the official gown of the female official, and the six-winged black gauze hat. She went to the Shouchun Palace to serve the Concubine Shang Shou—the powerful eater couple in the palace were outside the palace. Have a residence, work as a errand in the palace, or leave the palace at home if they are not on duty, just like the residences of ordinary officials.

Concubine Shang Shou was on a whim and wanted to go out of the palace to go to the hot spring in Changping Parallel Palace. She was accompanied by the attendants. Concubine Shang Shou went to the hot spring and had to drag Wei Caiwei to soak together. Wei Caiwei was covered with red lip prints all over her body. Refused.

Concubine Shang Shou’s child’s temperament took her to be unprepared and dragged her into the water. As soon as she soaked in, the reddish color flowed out of her clothes, frightening Concubine Shang Shou, "Oh, I’m sorry, I knew you had come to Guishui. I won't tease you anymore."

Seeing that she was frightened, Wei Caiwei had to listen to her and explain the reason. She laughed concubine Shang Shou with joy, and gave her a bad idea, "...It doesn't matter if Grandpa Wang goes back for a check. I will go back for you. Anyway, the lip prints are almost the same. He doesn't. I know it was him or me."

What this says is that Wei Caiwei can't help but blush, "Making a fool, if the emperor knows that the concubine of her birthday kissed me, wouldn't our couple be expelled from the court."

Concubine Shang Shou laughed, "You want to be beautiful, I only kiss the places you can't kiss yourself, and you kiss the rest, you can't see it anyway."

Wei Caiwei resolutely refused to kiss Concubine Shang Shou where she couldn't even kiss, okay!

That's it.

However, a few days after the hot spring, she went into the palace to serve in the morning. Concubine Shang Shou, who was sleeping last night, just woke up and lay lazily on the bed and told her to go over. She didn't know what was happening, Concubine Shang opened the quilt, revealing a section. The collarbone, but a red seal engraved on the jade-like skin, "Lingxiao Upper Qing Dynasty Lei Yuanyang Miaoyi Fei Xuan Zhenjun".

This is the self-proclaimed road number of Emperor Jiajing.

Concubine Shang Shou whispered: "Your Majesty was very happy last night. I covered my whole body with the stamp. It takes some thought to play with the emperor. I got the inspiration from you. What will you do with Wang Gonggong in the future? New gameplay, tell me, you are not allowed to hide privately. It's too tiring to think about it by yourself. I'll just copy yours..."

Wei Caiwei and Concubine Shang Shou were together like little sisters, often exchanging some private matters, the old emperor and Wang Gonggong did not know.

Today, the favorite concubine Shang, who was later called the "demon concubine", is still waiting for election at the Yamen of Baoding Prefecture.

After Wei Caiwei wrote the marriage letter, she went out to find the future patron Shangshi, leaving behind Wang Daxia who smirked holding the marriage letter.

When Wang Daxia came back to her senses, there was no one in the room.

He had a violent heart, and kissed his blushing lips, and stopped when he was only separated by a piece of paper.

No, if you kiss the lipstick, the rouge will stick to his lips, and the lipstick will become lighter and lighter, and it will disappear after a few kisses.

However, this could not be troubled by the little clever ghost Wang Daxia. He turned the marriage letter over and tweeted a kiss to the back of the lip print.

Rounding up is a kiss! And no matter how you kiss or how many times you kiss, it will not affect the lip print on the front of the marriage certificate.

What a wonderful morning.

Once Wei Caiwei comforted her future husband, she was immediately busy with her career and went to the room of the Xiu Girl primaries.

The first round is the body check, weed out the uncoordinated facial features, yellow and irregular teeth, too fat, too thin, obvious scars, rough skin, obvious birthmarks or too large, uneven body shape, Those who have abnormal fingers or attached ears, looped legs, and yellow hair that looks weak, should also come to smell the body, whether there is body odor or other odors, and even use a ruler to measure various parts of the body and record it in the book.

After the first round, half of the girls were eliminated. The little fire clerk gave out some cloth heads to each eliminated girl, and also paid the travel expenses, and ordered the family to take them away, so that the girls would not run away in vain. trip.

The remaining half of the girls can't talk about big beauties, but all of them have good looks and well-proportioned bodies. When they stand together, they also feel dazzled.

Next, it was Wei Caiwei who led ten Baoding prefecture local women to verify whether they were virgins.

There are ten top chairs side by side in the room, and the top armrests are two sticks sticking out. Wen Po asked the girls to take off their pants and lie on the top chairs with their legs open and add them to the two sticks on the armrests for easy sitting. The Wen Po on Xiao Xiaozi sees if the virgin/membrane is intact.

They are all unmarried and shy girls between the ages of twelve and sixteen. They take off their pants in front of strangers for the first time, and they have to raise their legs high, revealing the most private parts of women, one by one shy and twitching, you push me, me If you retire, you dare not go over and lie down without your pants.

The exception was Shang Shi. She became the first person to eat crabs. She was the first to go in, unbuckle her belt, take off her pants, and lay down on a chair without shame, her smooth and well-proportioned legs moved towards the armrest. Last time, she urged Wen Wen, "Hurry up, when it's time for lunch, there is still another level to pass. I'm hungry, so I hurried to eat, and if I drag it on, the dishes are cold."

This time, Po Wen made a laugh, "The girl is really an easy-going person, she is blessed at first glance. In the future, there will be no delicacies of mountains and seas, so don't worry."

Shang Shi lied on the top seat and laughed, "I need to eat one bowl after another. I can’t eat the next meal for the last meal, and I can’t eat tomorrow’s meal today. I don’t care about the delicacies of the mountains and seas in the future, I can eat the next meal. Just eat well."

"The girl really wanted to open it." Wen Po said, putting on a piece of washed and dried lamb intestines on her fingers, and then she opened her body for a test. "There will be some discomfort, the girl will bear it."

Because Shang Shi started, the girls thought that they would pass this level anyway, and they all lowered their hearts and followed the example of Shang Shi, taking off their pants, lying on the top of the chair and letting her wife check her virginity.

Wen Po opened her fingers with lamb intestines, and said to Wei Caiwei, who was in charge of recording, "Half-moon shape, complete."

Wei Caiwei walked like flying pens, thinking that she is indeed the favorite concubine of the future. From the beginning of the draft, she is different. This optimistic, silly, present, carefree character is suspicious, lonely, lonely and cold to the old emperor. It's just a touch of sunshine.

Shang Shi got up from the top and put on trousers, Wen Po took off the lamb intestines and discarded them in the bucket, put on the new lamb intestines, and shouted, "Next."

At this time, another stable wife also saw the results of other show girls, "I didn't see that she was not a virgin."

The girl was so scared that her legs trembling on the armrest sticks, "Impossible! You are talking nonsense, I have been in my deep boudoir, not seeing any foreigners."

Involving the woman's Qingyu, Wei Caiwei put down the pen, put on the lamb intestines, and personally inspected it, indeed there was no.

The girl left two lines of tears, feeling that her life was going to be ruined, Wei Caiwei said: "Don't worry, some women are born without it. It doesn't mean that you are not innocent. I have a way. You can try it."

Wei Caiwei ordered someone to bring in a toilet, which was covered with dry and delicate incense ash.

Wei Caiwei ordered the girl with her lower body to sit on the toilet, took out a snuff bottle, and asked the girl to take a deep breath of snuff. The girl only felt a hot and sour gas rushing into her nose, opening up all the seven orifices of her body, and she couldn't help but hit it hard. A sneeze, even snot and saliva came out.

Wei Caiwei asked the girl to stand up, check the incense ash at the bottom of the bucket, and said: "If the upper air is vented, and the lower air has been vented, the scented ash at the bottom of the barrel will inevitably be blown by the lower air. If the scented ash does not move, she She must still be the body of perfection. You see, the incense ash does not move, she is innocent.” (Note 1)

The girl cried with joy.

Wei Caiwei said: "I can repay your innocence, but you will have to check it once when you enter the palace. There will be a higher-level court female doctor present, and they may not all agree with my method. So, just in case, you will be wronged by then. , I can't let you pass this level, can you take it?"

The girl wiped away her tears and said, "The girls are convinced." Anyway, I don't want to draft, so let's get rid of it.

After the girl got dressed and went out, Wei Caiwei pulled her aside and confessed in a low voice: "If you marry in the future, filter the plant ash in water a few days before and on the wedding eve, and clean it with this alkaline water, even if there is no that. Things, you will see Yuanhong on the night of the bridal chamber. It’s just that it’s painful and you have to suffer a bit, but it’s better than letting people misunderstand you for not keeping your chastity and being divorced on the wedding night.”

In this world, if a woman is accused of losing her virginity, the encounter is regarded as death, so Wei Caiwei would rather guide the girl to cheat. Fortunately, this girl met Wei Caiwei and avoided a tragic life.

The girl nodded ignorantly and agreed, "Thank you Doctor Wei for your advice."

Wei Caiwei went in and continued to record other girls, and later found out that one girl was a stone girl, born with no pores, and was eliminated.

After all the girls have been inspected, it is already afternoon. Wei Caiwei went to eat, and Shang Shi was familiar with her and sat down beside her, "Doctor Wei, can the method of sitting on a wooden barrel and sneezing really verify the virgin body?"

If it is an ordinary person, Wei Caiwei can just say something to fool her, but Wei Caiwei knows Shang's preferences, Shang's likes to go straight and tell the truth, and once she gains Shang's trust, she will cherish this trust very much.

Wei Caiwei said: "The two sources below the woman, there is actually only one source that can move the incense ash at the bottom of the bucket. There are men and women in that place, and it has nothing to do with whether it is a virgin or not."

Shang Shi suddenly realized, and said straightforwardly: "That means that only by farting can you blow the incense ash."

Uh, you deserve it. Wei Caiwei nodded, "Don't tell me, this is the little secret between you and me."

The author has something to say: Although 100 red envelopes have been issued in the previous chapter, this chapter is 100 chapters and must be celebrated. Therefore, Zhou will continue to issue 100 red envelopes in this chapter.

Note 1: The method to test the body of the virgin comes from the story of "Li Xiuqing's righteousness to the yellow virgin" in "Yu Shimingyan" by Feng Menglong in the Ming Dynasty storybook. Sanyan Erpai is often read by Zhou, and it is recommended for readers who like the background of the Yuan and Ming Dynasties.

In this story, the female protagonist who is dressed as a man and the male protagonist are married to Nanjing guard **** Li Gonggong. Yes, he is also a dead eunuch. Hahahaha, and he also used a poem to praise Li Gonggong and let the lover finally become a lover. The method of the dependents: "You can have both good morals and kindness. Who is the **** like Li Gongxian? Although there is no romantic point, he will be able to plant a fate for the next life."

"How do you check the method? Use fine dry ash to spread the rest of the bucket, but teach the woman to undress and sit on the bucket, put a piece of tissue paper in her nose, and ask him to sneeze. If it's broken, go up. The qi vents, the qi vents, and the dry ash will inevitably blow; if it is a virgin body, its ash will be as old. The court chooses concubines in this way. Do you know that Dao Cong grew up as a capitalist? I tried that girl at the time, and the result was not broken. So the two sisters held their heads and cried."