Resurrection, It's Really Toxic To My System

If Mr. Lin were here, he would definitely say something.

"Brother, you are really good at thinking."

And Mr. Lin deceived those businessmen to come to the Dragon Kingdom. In addition to supplementing the Dragon Kingdom's finances, he also needed businessmen to develop the land and minerals. After all, the Dragon Kingdom is now a vast land with sparsely populated areas. If it wants to develop, it cannot be developed without businessmen.

Moreover, it can also suppress the dominance of the Liu and Tang families. Now these two are the most powerful in the Dragon Kingdom. If this development continues, Lin Jun is worried that two more super aristocratic families will appear. This situation is not what Lin Jun wants. .

That's why Mr. Lin suddenly thought of tricking those businessmen into heading to the Dragon Kingdom.

...

Besides, after Lin Jun left the palace, he went to the Elf clan.

The elves are in a small forest ten kilometers away from the imperial capital.

After learning the location, Lin Jun flew over directly.

After seeing a gate made of trees and flower vines, Lin Jun flew to the ground.

Putting away the broom, Mr. Lin walked over.

"Stop, no outsiders from the elves or tribes can come in!"

Four elf knights in silver armor and four magic archers in green leather armor appeared.

"I'm looking for West...oh no, I'm looking for Mace."

Jun Lin still didn't want to expose Xia's virginity.

"Looking for Mace?"

The eight elves, men and women, looked at each other with strange expressions.

One of the male elves said with hostility: "Are you Mr. Lin from the Dragon Kingdom?"

"That's right!"

"Hmph! Foreigners are not allowed to enter our clan territory without a warrant. Can you please leave?"

Hearing this, Lin Jun was stunned.

That's not what Xia and the others said. Could it be the handiwork of that uncle again?

Lin Jun was speechless. Didn't he just sleep with his sister? Why did he target himself like this?

He said helplessly: "Okay, then you can help me send a message to Metz."

Unexpectedly, the male elf knight refused directly: "Sorry, we are on duty and cannot help you."

"Hell, you kid, don't toast me and you'll be punished with a fine drink! Believe it or not, I'll beat you up."

Mr. Lin will not spoil them or make him unhappy, but he is really good at doing it.

Seeing Mr. Lin raise his fist, the eight elves quickly raised their weapons and got on guard.

"You, what do you want to do? I advise you not to mess around. This is the land of the elves."

"I don't care what clan you belong to, now either let me in or go find Mace and come out."

As he said that, Jun Lin pointed at the four female elves who were pulling the bows, and glared: "Put down the bows, or my butts will be swollen by you later, believe it or not."

I don’t know if every female elf’s butt is as elastic as Sia and Mace’s…

"Sigh, obscene!!"

The four female elf demon archers spat in shame and anger.

But he didn't listen to Mr. Lin and put down the bow, and even pulled up the bow string hard.

"You're disobedient, aren't you!"

Lin Jun's face turned cold.

"you want..."

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

Three minutes later.

Three elf knights lay on the ground.

The four demon archers were hung up and their buttocks were slapped by Lin Jun.

"Snapped!"

"Woooo..."

"I told you not to listen, right?"

"Snapped!"

"Woooo..."

"Stare at me, right?"

...

After giving each of them a few slaps, Lin Jun looked at the male elf knight who was beaten into a pig's head.

"Can you go and bring me a message now?"

The male elf knight covered his face, which had been beaten into a pig's head, and nodded violently in fear.

This man from the Dragon Kingdom was so terrifying. All eight level five fell down in just five seconds. The rest of the time was spent beating him and tying up four elf girls.

It's really terrible.

Seeing the male elf still looking at his hands stupidly, Lin Jun glared at him angrily.

"Why are you still standing there? Why don't you hurry up and go!"

"oh oh!"

The male elf threw a tantrum and ran into the forest, not daring to waste another second.

After all, this guy's hand is still squeezing his wife's buttocks.

"Woooo..."

"Sorry! I'm used to it."

The four elven magic archers felt ashamed and angry.

This bastard, just hit him, why do you have to pinch him? What a bastard.

There was no trace of embarrassment on Jun Lin's face.

He rubbed his hands, recalled the feeling, and then asked with some curiosity: "Speaking of which, what do you elves eat? It doesn't matter your height, but you also need breasts, hips, and hips, and the elasticity is very good."

"Woooo..."

Being taken advantage of by Jun Lin, the four female elves were ashamed and angry.

"Tsk, tsk, what expressions are you making? It's because you are girls, otherwise you would all have to lie on the ground like those three people."

Ugh...we'd rather lie on the ground...

Not long after, Metz's figure appeared at the door. After seeing Jun Lin, his face turned red and he looked very happy.

At this time, she was no longer wearing a battle uniform, but had changed back to the traditional attire of the elves, a green gauze dress, with a graceful and tall figure, and two big white rabbits swaying as they ran.

Lin Jun's nose felt hot.

Damn it, because Mace usually wears armor, he can't tell the difference. I never thought that the most suitable outfit for Mace would be an elf dress.

"Jun Lin, this is what you are doing!"

At this time, Mace saw three fainted male elves on the ground, and four female elves hanging on the door.

Not understanding the situation, he was stunned for a moment.

Judging from her appearance, it must be that the male elf didn't tell her.

"Oh! You came just in time. Your clan's guard actually stopped me from looking for you and made rude remarks. I was so angry that I taught him a lesson."

Lin Jun's exaggerated explanation.

"Woooo..."

After listening to Mr. Lin's first complaint, the four female elves shook their heads in aggrievedness, with big tears flowing continuously.

"Is it really?"

Seeing this, Mace was a little suspicious.

"Hey, Mace, what are you saying? Although I may have been a little harsher because I was eager to see you and was in an urgent mood, but everything I said is true."

Urgent...Eager to see me...Lin Jun said he was eager to see me...

After hearing Jun Lin's words, Metz froze.

After a while, he slowly came back to his senses, and then his heart was throbbing, and he quickly smoothed his hair to hide his heart.

But her blushing face and evasive eyes had given her away.

hiss! I was talking about how Metz has been acting weird lately, and it turned out that she was just like her aunt, and she was obsessed with the handsome me.

Good guy, uncle, you targeted me first, so don’t blame me for being ruthless.

"Mess, am I going too far by doing this?" Lin Jun said with tea in his mouth.

"Ah? Oh! It's okay. They deserve it. We elves will never drive away guests casually."

Hearing what Mace said, the male elf and the four female elves were stunned.

Are you, father and daughter, playing tricks on us?

Wow...I feel so wronged...

Seeing what Metz said, Lin Jun pretended to be relieved, patted his heart, and looked at Metz with concern.

"Huh, that's good, I thought it would involve you."

"Why, how could that be possible!" Under Lin Jun's glaring gaze, Metz tried her best to remain a lady, but her face was still red with embarrassment.

Jun Lin didn't want to tease her anymore, and said with a smile: "Oh, it's okay, then Miss Metz, can you take me to your house now?"

Well, by the way, I am angry with my uncle, Lin Jun added in his heart.