Resurrection, It's Really Toxic To My System

【Brain Storage】

Dragon Kingdom.

Jinyang City.

"Don't miss it when you pass by."

"The magical healing strawberry, the blueberry that can restore spiritual energy in an instant, are on sale at a great price."

"Buy one or two, and you'll never have to worry about not coming back from going to the wild!"

Lin Jun is wearing a high school uniform.

On his head was a cowboy leather hat, standing in the scorching sun as he shouted hard.

"Hey, uncle, I saw that you were wearing a bandage, and it looked like you were seriously injured. How about trying my healing strawberries! I guarantee you will be cured after eating one, and the price is not expensive, only a thousand yuan."

The uncle passing by looked at Jun Lin as if he were an idiot, and then looked at the stall.

A small table, only about fifty by twenty, had a dozen strawberries and blueberries placed in small boxes.

Then he babbled to his companions: "What's wrong with this world? It's broad daylight and everything is clear, but liars are so rampant, and the security guards don't care..."

Lin Jun was dumbfounded.

Who the hell are you calling a liar?

You can come and try it!

Lin Jun wanted to cry. He shouted for a long time, but no one believed him.

This can really heal wounds, and it can instantly fill your blood. I have tried it, and it tastes great.

I thought that I had spent all my last wealth on buying packaging boxes. If I didn’t open the business, I would have to eat rubbish tonight.

Not only that, if he doesn't pay the tuition fee tomorrow, he won't even have a chance to enter college.

Lin Jun touched his cowboy hat with a big brim and looked sad.

"Oh! Isn't this Mr. Lin, the top licking dog in our class?"

"Haha, it really is."

Lin Jun looked over after hearing the sound and saw two boys with short hair and a pretty girl beside him, wearing the same school uniform as himself.

He was looking at himself with a smile on his face.

Lin Jun frowned slightly.

Wang Bo, Song Xiaoming?

Depend on! I unexpectedly met the famous loudmouth in my class, and I didn’t know what trouble he would cause me.

What they call a big licker is that my former self confessed to the class monitor in private. After being rejected, the two of them met, and then the news spread throughout the campus.

"Big licking dog? Is this the famous toad in your class?" The girl whom Lin Jun didn't recognize asked in surprise.

Wang Bo curled his lips: "Isn't it him! A crane tail who only awakens partial powers, I don't even know if he can pass the college entrance examination next month."

"Haha! Thinking of the teacher's evaluation at that time, I want to laugh."

"Then what powers did he awaken?"

Wang Bo chuckled: "Wind power, and it's only partially awakened."

"Haha, the funniest awakened power is in the legs. The teacher said that escaping will be the first priority in the future."

"Pfft!"

"Haha! Isn't it so funny?" The girl burst into laughter immediately.

Watching the three of them directing and acting, Lin Jun picked his nose and his face was very dull.

It's like it wasn't him.

"Are you done laughing?"

"Well?"

"If you're done laughing, don't stand in front of my stall, I'm still selling stuff!"

Wang Bo sneered and pointed at the rich-colored strawberries and blueberries on the small table.

"You only sell these few fruits?"

"Yeah! Is there a problem?"

Wang Bo smiled and shook his head, then took out his wallet and took out two hundred-dollar bills.

"For the sake of my classmates, I'll pack your fruit for you."

Jun Lin looked at him with contempt in his eyes.

"There are a total of thirteen thousand here, and you can't afford even one of these two hundred."

Wang Bo and the other three were stunned when they heard this.

What the hell?

Thirteen thousand?

Counted the strawberries and blueberries on top.

There are only thirteen in total. Doesn’t it cost a thousand yuan each?

"Are you teasing me again?"

Lin Jun spread his hands with a look of helplessness on his face: "One thousand for one, no discounts, no bargaining, buy as much as you like!"

Wang Bo was very angry. Does Mr. Lin think he is a fool?

"There are just a few rotten strawberries, and they cost a thousand yuan each. Why don't you go and grab them?"

Lin Jun gave him a look of disdain: "There is a reason why I am so expensive. A strawberry like this, no matter what internal and external injuries it suffers, can be cured immediately as long as it is not a broken hand or leg."

Wang Bo sneered: "Blow hard, do you think everyone is a fool?"

Jun Lin didn't want to talk nonsense with him anymore: "Believe it or not, if you don't buy it now, get out of the way and don't hinder my business."

"Yo ho!"

Wang Bo really didn’t believe it.

"I'll buy it, but if you're lying, I'll call the patrol to arrest you right away."

"casual!"

Wang Bo immediately took out a thousand yuan, threw it on the table, and picked up a box.

I looked at Mr. Lin and saw that his expression was calm and he was not impatient.

"Xiao Ming, get your cell phone and record it. If he lies, we will report it to the patrol immediately."

"alright!"

With that said, Song Xiaoming took out his mobile phone.

Wang Bo looked at the pedestrians walking around to see if anyone was injured.

This is a small market next to the city gate, filled with people who usually go out to hunt exotic beasts.

It is still very simple to find an injured person.

After a while, I saw an uncle with his feet and hands covered with bandages.

Wang Bo ran over immediately and didn't know what he said. The uncle followed him back to Lin Jun's stall.

"You agreed to give me a thousand yuan later!" the uncle yelled.

"Don't worry, I'm not short of this thousand yuan, as long as you cooperate with me to expose this liar."

Lin Jun looked like he was watching a good show and was not panicked at all.

Seeing this, Wang Bo sneered.

Pretend, if you continue to pretend, I don't believe there are such magical strawberries, and even if there are, they can't be sold so cheaply.

Thinking about it, I immediately took out the strawberry and handed it to the uncle.

"Come on, give me this strawberry to eat."

The uncle took the strawberry with a strange look on his face and looked at the people present.

Then put the whole strawberry into your mouth.

It can be seen from this that the uncle is a person of good temperament and does not stick to trivial matters.

The teeth bite open the pulp, and the juice immediately explodes in the mouth.

"hiss!"

The uncle's eyes widened instantly, his expression was very shocked.

Seeing the strange expression on his uncle's face, Wang Bo swallowed: "How is it? Is there something wrong?"

The uncle raised his uninjured hand and gave a thumbs up. "These strawberries are sweet, very sweet, and very juicy."

Damn it! I didn't ask you whether these strawberries are sweet, you idiot.

Wang Bo cursed in his heart.

"Uncle, I'm asking you, has your injury healed after eating this strawberry?"

The uncle chewed it and then swallowed the last bits of fruit, feeling very baffled.

What does eating a strawberry have to do with my injury, you silly boy?

"No...huh?"

"Lin Jun, you saw it, you liar, I will ask the police to arrest you right now." Before the uncle could finish speaking, Wang Bo looked directly at Mr. Lin and said in a loud voice.

I didn't see the uncle removing the bandages at all.

Song Xiaoming on the side was already stunned. Isn't this fucking amazing?

Seeing Wang Bo still nagging, Song Xiaoming couldn't help but tugged at the corner of his clothes.

"Xiao Ming, don't stop me. We can't let this kind of person harm society anymore. He...eh?"

I saw the uncle on the side who had already taken off all the bandages.

Wang Bo was immediately stunned.