Restarting the myth
Chapter 90 Director: You play the role of a pervert
Wayne took his suitcase and looked for his cabin on the Polaris.
The White Glove Association was generous, or perhaps the rich man who commissioned it was not short of money. The cruise ship was luxuriously decorated, and every corner was in classical style, which made Wayne think of the extremely luxurious train.
From the perspective of the passenger capacity of 200 people, the Polaris was only a small cruise ship, but its size was close to that of a medium-sized cruise ship. It limited the number of passengers at a very high price and used more areas to serve the guests.
There were restaurants, bars, cinemas, and even private doctors on the cruise ship. From the captain to the sailors, every crew member was an experienced old sailor.
When boarding the ship, Wayne chatted with the ticket inspector and learned that the Polaris was not full. Except for a few tourists going to Longxin Island, the entire ship was almost booked by a wealthy crew.
When mentioning the crew, the ticket inspector was extremely excited and happily told Wayne that there would be a surprise in the next trip. There was a big star on the ship. If he was lucky, he might be invited by the crew to play the role of a passerby.
What's so good about being a passerby? A real man should be a director.
Wayne shrugged. It was impossible for him to be both a director and an actor in his life. Being both a detective and a detective was more like it.
He walked through the red-carpeted corridor according to the room number and found that there were indeed few guests on this floor except for the crew members standing guard.
Even if there were guests, they were the crew members who came and went in a hurry, busy moving large suitcases into the cabin.
"Maybe it's the actress' clothes. After all, the director likes it."
A few black-clad men dressed as bodyguards came over. Wayne pressed down the brim of his hat and politely avoided them.
Didn't avoid them.
When they staggered sideways, a mustache among the black-clad men deliberately bumped into Wayne, and then walked away, his steps were very arrogant.
"What kind of quality!"
Wayne rolled his eyes, and after saying that, he was surprised to find that this scene seemed familiar.
It can't even be said to be familiar, it's almost exactly the same, especially the mustache. Wayne suddenly remembered that last time on the train, the mustache participated in the robbery throughout the whole process and was one of the robbers.
"Okay, okay, replay the failed case and start a second business. This time, we won't rob the train, but the cruise ship, right!"
Wayne didn't know whether to cry or laugh. On the one hand, he mourned for the citizens of Lundan. The robbers escaped from prison and returned to their old business. They were so arrogant that no one found out. On the other hand, he felt ridiculous for the mustache. He finally escaped from prison and ran into his hands again.
Wayne didn't do it directly. Before the cruise ship set sail, he found the crew on guard and told them that the identity of the mustache gang was suspicious and they were robbers who committed crimes repeatedly.
The guests on this ship were either rich or noble. Rich people would not talk nonsense. Even if they talked nonsense, they had to be treated with caution. The crew immediately reported to their superiors.
Before the cruise ship set sail, Wayne saw several men in black being escorted away by police officers.
He raised his hand and took off his hat, silently seeing them off.
Good things take off the hat, and the merits and fame are hidden!
…
Wayne found his cabin, which was very spacious, with a living room sofa, wardrobe and bathroom, and a large bed that could accommodate four people.
A bouquet of roses was placed on the bed, and it looked like a couple's room.
"What a pity, I should have agreed to let Willie come with me."
Wayne picked up the roses and put them in the vase. Veronica was arranged to take riding lessons by her father-in-law, and Chris had a research course at the academy, so both of them could not leave.
Willie was a typical social idler. Apart from being a mascot in the gym, she had nothing to do in her spare time.
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Knowing that Wayne was going to Dragon Heart Island for vacation, he actively raised his hand to sign up, but was physically silenced by Veronica.
After waking up, she seemed to have lost this memory and completely forgot about Dragon Heart Island.
Wayne did not mention it to her face again. He liked to play with Willie. The latter was defenseless against him and said whatever he wanted. He hugged and cuddled like he did when they were gay.
Wayne was passive throughout the whole process, and his good buddy gave him a lot of benefits.
Unfortunately, the elders in this buddy's family are too enthusiastic, and there is more than one parent. Any one of them is very big. After a little weighing, Wayne thinks it's good to be passive.
Wayne put down his suitcase, lay on the sofa and began to meditate. After the cruise ship started, it would follow a fixed route around Windsor to the north, and then turn northeast after two days of travel, directly to the destination Dragon Heart Island.
There are many entertainment facilities on the ship, and you can also watch the crew filming, but Wayne does not intend to join in the fun. He closes his eyes and meditates to try to communicate with nature.
The cruise ship is located on the sea. Wayne can see a lot of water elements rushing towards him when he closes his eyes. The wind element content is extremely high, and earth and fire are relatively scarce.
Out of caution, to prevent other magicians on the ship, Wayne did not wave his tentacles to gather the homeless fellow villagers, and tried to chat with Brother Nature as usual.
He has never given up this small goal.
The word "roll" is simple to say and even simpler to do. Just be able to endure loneliness!
Wayne is not someone who can stand loneliness, but he has goals, self-knowledge, and is willing to endure loneliness.
People should not only look at the present. If you can't stand loneliness now, you will have nothing but loneliness in the future.
The boring communication lasted for a long time. Wayne opened his eyes tiredly. It was dark outside the window. The sky was full of stars, the full moon was hanging high, and white ripples rose and fell.
He got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower, put on trousers and a white shirt, and combed his half-dry hair back into a bun.
This is the look designed by Fla, except that he looks a bit like Mr. Landau, there is nothing wrong with the rest.
Wayne patted his face and looked at himself in the mirror: "I look good, handsome."
He picked up the suit and put it on his shoulders, and went to the cruise bar according to the map in the corridor, and asked for a glass of juice, four sandwiches, and some snacks.
It's a bit strange for a guest to come to the bar without drinking!
The bartender smiled slightly, and the guest was the father, satisfying all of Wayne's needs and reminding him of the restaurant's opening hours. All consumption was included in the ticket. If Wayne needed it, the restaurant waiter would deliver the food to the cabin.
The music in the bar was soft and the light was not dim. Except for Wayne, there were only a few guests in pairs.
They were all couples.
As the only single dog in the audience, Wayne sped up his eating speed, finished his sandwiches, and enjoyed snacks after the meal.
The bartender brought a cocktail, but Wayne refused it. Drinking would delay things, so he just wanted juice.
At this moment, the crew arrived, and the bearded director wearing a hat directed the set, and a temporary photo location was built in just five minutes.
It was the first time Wayne saw the shooting scene, and he was curious and stayed to watch.
Soon, the heroine in a white dress entered the scene, with big wavy blonde hair, stunning red lips, and amazing charm.
Strictly speaking, the heroine's clothes were not revealing, and could even be called conservative, but her temperament was both desirable and pure, and she was highly malleable. With the rich makeup of beautiful and charming, she immediately became radiant, exuding seductive sexiness from the bones.
Wayne's eyes were straight.
Familiar!
When he first came through, the room was full of posters of this female star.
Not only posters, but also a spellcasting textbook, the content of which was extremely critical, which once shocked Wayne. The original body should not be a detective, he should change his career to write.
A hundred years later, isn't she a literary giant?
Wayne was very impressed by this female star and remembered her name clearly, Lily Hayworth. She was mainly a singer and occasionally acted in movies.
"It's a surprise..."
Wayne trembled and picked up the juice. It might be the muscle memory of the original body. Seeing the idol in person, his hands couldn't help but want to move a few times.
At the temporary shooting site, the director was explaining the play to Lily, but soon, there was a problem with the crew.
The third male who took the role failed to board the ship. The crew was busy all day and only remembered that such an actor was missing when the shooting started.
"Lost?"
"What do you mean by lost?"
"If the third male can be lost, why didn't you lose your brain in Lundan? These scenes are very important. It all depends on the third male to set off the strong inner personality of the heroine. Where can I find him now?" The director used the hair dryer mode and roared at a group of younger brothers.
Oh, there was an accident!
Wayne watched the excitement happily. There was a bigger surprise after the surprise. This trip was worth it and he made a profit.
On the other side, the heroine Lily put down the script and comforted the director to stay calm. They were shooting a monster-themed movie, and the second male lead was dispensable, not to mention that the third male lead, who didn't have many scenes, could just be replaced by a crew member.
The director thought it made sense and pointed at his big face and said, "Lily, do you think I can play the third male lead?"
Lily rolled her eyes and said very unceremoniously, "Wallace, the third male lead is a handsome young man, at least he should have a good impression of the heroine in terms of appearance. Your face is too out of place."
Director Wallace secretly said it was a pity, the third male lead had a sex scene with the heroine, and he was looking forward to it just now.
There was no way, he could only go to the second female lead to discuss the script tonight.
Wallace selected several young people with acceptable looks in the crew, but they were all rejected by Lily one by one, either too tall, too fat, or too bald, and none of them were qualified.
Wallace spread his hands: "Then you tell me what to do, our shooting schedule is very tight, and the scenes on the cruise ship must be finished."
Lily looked around, ignoring the couples with their heads held high, and raised her hand to nod at the single dog Wayne.
"That's him."
"Him?!"
Wallace turned his head and looked over. His appearance was okay, a little more handsome than him, but ordinary people can't act, and if the filming is not good, it would be a waste of time.
"If it's not good, just shoot a few more times tonight." Lily was very straightforward.
"I don't care, as long as you are not afraid of being suppressed..."
Wallace said sourly, walked quickly to Wayne's dining table, and sat down next to him: "Wallace, the crew director of "King Kong", what is your name?"
"Wayne."
Wayne looked at the bearded director in front of him in surprise. What is King Kong, the gorilla that was shooting a plane on the Empire State Building?
Oh my god, it's still a masterpiece in film history!
Wayne was so happy that he made a lot of money. There was no bald eagle in this world, and there was no Empire State Building. He was curious about where the gorilla would masturbate. If it was the Eiffel Tower, he advised the director to hurry up, because in two years, the tower would not be decided by the Franks.
"It's like this, Mr. Wayne. For some reason, our crew is in urgent need of a good-looking male No. 3. I wonder if you are interested?"
"The director has a good eye!"
"Haha..."
Wallace looked envious: "Don't rush to agree. The male No. 3 has a passionate scene, and the one he is acting with is Ms. Lily Hayworth over there."
Then I have to rush to agree!
Sensing the jealous and envious eyes of the men around him, Wayne took the juice to calm down and asked in confusion: "Director Wallace, I can't act, I'm not an actor, are you sure I can play such an important role as the third male lead?"
"Of course, in the script, the third male lead is one of the pursuers of the female lead. He looks handsome but is actually dark inside. He pursued the female lead but was rejected, so he had the evil intention of using force. You look very suitable."
Wallace said sharply: "Believe me, I am very good at training young actors. When we shoot later, you can restrain yourself and play the role in your true colors."
Wayne: (_)
You look like a director with a big beard, how can you talk nonsense when you open your mouth? With his face shape and temperament, he is a positive character, how can he play the role in his true colors?
I'll give you another chance to organize your words, otherwise I will let you fall into the sea accidentally tonight.
Wayne issued a cement bucket warning, and Wallace became more and more addicted: "In fact, you don't have to think too much. It doesn't matter if you don't have acting skills. That's the beautiful Lily Hayworth. Your main scenes with her are in bed, and there are also living rooms and corridors. Facing her, any normal man can play the image of a pervert."
What you said makes sense, and I can't refute it!
"If the crew is really short of people, I'll play it..."
Wayne hesitated for 0.1 seconds, thinking that if he didn't play, it would only benefit the other men present, especially the director, who kept stroking his beard and was probably considering shaving his beard and playing in person.
Pah, cheap!
He's full of yellow garbage, only knowing how to take advantage of beautiful women, unlike him, in order to uphold the elegant teachings of the housekeeper, protect the ladies from being groped by perverts, and to restore a dream of sleeping together, he wronged himself and dedicated himself in tears.
"Well, is there a kissing scene?" Wayne received the script and was eager to try.
"Stop imagining, Lily has a request, the kissing scene will be shot out of position."
"..."
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What? Lack of awareness of devoting oneself to art, no self-cultivation as an actor, not professional at all!
Wayne looked through the script, the male lead is a gorilla, the male lead is a little victim, the male lead is a pervert, and the rest are all passers-by.
The male lead does not have much plot, except for the one time he appeared in a glorious and upright manner, dressed decently and behaved like a gentleman. The rest of the plot is to tear the female lead's skirt in different ways, chase from the corridor to the bedroom, and wrestle all the way until the male lead came to the rescue.
In the last appearance, the male lead changed his mind and was brave enough to protect the female lead, but was crushed by the gorilla.
Yes, King Kong is the villain in this film. There is no tragic love across species, only a big monster who likes to collect blonde figurines.
Wayne regretted accepting the script. This was his first big screen appearance. What if he was stereotyped by the audience and completely labeled as a pervert? How could he expand his acting career in the future?
Oh, I won't act in movies anymore, that's fine.
Buzz buzz buzz ---
Suddenly, the cruise ship's whistle sounded, and the air was filled with a dark atmosphere.
Sailors screamed outside the bar, and the cruise ship suddenly stopped for some reason.
Wayne frowned and smelled a strong dark atmosphere in the air. He followed everyone to the deck and saw a black sailing ship approaching slowly in the thick night.
Squeak!
Squeak ---
The dilapidated and decayed hull was full of holes, and the black sails swayed in the wind, driving the mast to make a creepy squeak...
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