"Cough~"
Bai Ye came back to his senses and noticed the unscientific remarks in the live broadcast room. He coughed lightly.
"I have to say, everyone has a very rich imagination! In fact, the sound and movement are just some male gorillas who want to fall in love and want to show their charm through roaring. There is nothing to be surprised about!"
Live broadcast room.
Audience:!!!
Gorillas? There are gorillas in this forest? And they want to fall in love?
"Brother Ye, don’t lie to me, I don’t have much education!"
"Uh~ I watched"Animal World" for a while, and in one episode when a silverback gorilla was angry, it did seem to make this sound!"
"??? Oh my god, is it true?"
"Damn! This earth-shattering howl, is it because I ate too much cytophenone and I am going to explode? /Manual funny"
"I think Brother Ye is kidding people. It sounds like Godzilla's roar. How could it be a gorilla?"
……
Seeing that many viewers still had doubts, Bai Ye added:"This entire mountain range and forest is my home, is there anything I don't understand?"
"Believe me, that's a gorilla, I never lie."
The live broadcast room suddenly became quiet.
"Wait! What did I just hear? Brother Ye said that all these mountains and forests belong to him?"
"If we are not deaf, he just said that!"
"Damn it! Brother Ye, are you bragging? How could our Great Xia country let anyone contract out this kind of primeval forest?"
……
Many viewers' attention was quietly diverted by Bai Ye without them noticing.
"Don't believe me? Let me show you my ID."
Bai Ye walked into the villa. Turning on the lights, the bright lights illuminated the luxurious decoration of the villa's living room, which amazed the audience and fans.
"Oh my god, brother Ye, is this the imperial palace?"
"I was wondering why Brother Ye's magic props today were so simple, just a few broken boxes! It turns out that he spent all his money on a villa!"
"Brother Ye, is it cold sleeping alone in such a big villa? I have a White Rabbit bed warmer, it heats up quickly."
"Brother Ye, do you have any gender requirements?……"
……
Ignoring these unruly LSPs, Bai Ye picked up a bag of documents from the sofa and took out the certificates inside.
XX Mountain Land Use Rights Certificate,
Hunting License,
Mountain Forest Reconstruction License
……
Bai Ye was careful and covered up the place name
"Oh my god, is this true?"
"Holy shit! This is true, my family contracted a piece of forest, and the stamp from the Land and Resources Bureau is like this! No, my family’s stamp is from the city level, and Brother Ye’s is from the national level!!!"
"It’s over, those wild boars and big black bulls are gone, but Brother Ye still has a hunting license!"
"Damn! Isn’t this hunting license too beastly? Look, you can hunt animals that are protected at the first, second, etc. level!!!"
"Brother Ye, are you the government's biological son? This is too awesome!"
"Brother Ye, how big is your forest?"
……
For a moment, all the netizens in the live broadcast room were in an uproar.
Bai Ye said calmly:"It's not that big, only about 1,800 square kilometers."
More than 1,800 square kilometers!!!
It's about the size of a county!!
Hearing Bai Ye's words, everyone was so shocked that their jaws almost dropped to the ground
"Holy shit! Brother Ye is a big landlord!"
"I want to know how much such a large forest is worth?"
"Dad Ye, does your family still need a toilet cleaner?"
"Dad, Goudan and Xiaofantuan need a poop scooper, right? Dad, let me do it. I am quick-witted and can catch Goudan and Xiaofantuan's poop before it hits the ground, and it will never pollute an inch of the villa!"
"Brother upstairs, you are so cruel! I can't beat you!"
……
"Goudan and Xiaofantuan can go to the toilet by themselves and flush the toilet, so don't worry."
Bai Ye packed his documents.
"Now everyone believes me, right? The gorilla outside is looking for a girlfriend. He probably didn't find one, so he's a little irritable."
Audience: emmmm……
"Roar!!!"
"Moo——"
The roaring and howling in the forest outside continues……
"Wait, why do I seem to hear a bull roar?"
"I think I heard it too!!"
……
Bai Ye thought for a moment and said,"I guess... uh... when you're hungry, you won't choose what to eat or what to wear?"
Audience:!!!
Little Dai's eyes widened and her face flushed.
It turns out that Brother Ye isn't that serious either!!!
"OK! Today's live broadcast ends here. Everyone, take a rest and see you tomorrow."
"Goodbye, little sister"
"Goodbye, Brother Ye."
Xiao Daimei reluctantly disconnected the live broadcast room.
After closing the live broadcast room, Bai Ye walked into the yard, staring at the back mountain which was still rioting.
Little Fantuan followed him with excitement, riding on Goudan with his ears pricked up.
Bai Ye jumped up and also rode on Goudan's back. Goudan was more than two meters long, and it was more than enough for him to carry Bai Ye's little Fantuan.
"Let's go and see what kind of creature is so bold as to come and run wild here!"
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