Reckless Through The New World

"Smashing our ring again! This is the first time!"

"Yeah! Panda, you are too much!"

Faced with the roars of more than a dozen people, the panda unceremoniously roared back, louder than them: "The human traffickers have the face to say that I am too much? Don't you have a B number in your heart!"

Although pandas usually look simple and honest, they are also beasts after all. When they are angry, they are not honest at all, they are only scary - the same is true for pandaren.

Usually, he has a very peaceful appearance, but at this moment, when he was angry, the strong aura burst out from his body, which immediately shocked the group of transmigrators who had some guilty conscience, and made them retreat one after another, not daring to attack him. .

After a few seconds, someone muttered: "...Won the battle, robbed money and robbed women, isn't it normal!"

"It's normal? In which country's law is it 'normal'?" Panda asked coldly.

"In all countries," someone said.

"We all know that empty words without evidence are not acceptable." Panda smiled, "You can show evidence first, and then it's not too late to say that."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and walked away, leaving only those guys who were obsessed with fighting for the "Sky Bow" in the ring. Look at me, I look at you, and both saw doubts and worries in each other's eyes.

The next day, the chat channel was swiped.

"Damn it! Why have all the countries in the mainland issued a decree on the 'temporary prohibition of war and looting'?"

"Panda! Is this what you did? It's definitely what you did!"

"Big brother! I kneel to the big brother! You are forcing all countries in the mainland to issue new laws just to cause trouble for us?! Can you not be so showy!"

Exclamations or wailing like this appeared one after another in the chat channel.

Of course everyone asked.

At this time, the panda replied calmly: "Don't ask me for everything, I've been in the castle these days, and I haven't visited any country in the mainland at all. I don't know how to clone, so how can I do diplomacy while making trouble for you? ?"

"But... if it wasn't for you, the boss, who else could it be?"

"Have you ever learned a text?" Panda laughed. "The righteous one gets more help, but the wrong one gets little help."

"God is so righteous, so many helpers and few helpers, we just want to grab a beautiful girl!"

"Yeah, there's no need to go online with us!"

"Ha ha."

"Big brother, don't hehe, you hehe scared us..."

"Let me tell you the truth. If you want to use the Sky Bow Emmy Wei, you can. Find a way to cure her first, and then go after her. No one will have an opinion on this." Panda calmed down first, then said, "However, people are now mentally retarded and dementia. You have to start with mental retardation? Do you know that it is against the law to be mentally retarded!"

When he said this, everyone laughed. Next, the sentence "Fuck mental retardation is against the law" was repeated at least fifty or sixty times, and the atmosphere was cheerful.

Seeing this battle, those who had been shouting just now stopped shouting, and they were all downcast.

Just then, Alice spoke.

"Actually, you don't have to have a ring for a fight," she said. "If you draw a circle on the ground, you can use it as a venue. It's not even necessary to draw a special venue. The surrounding audience is the referee. If anyone is forced to run all the way, then of course they lose."

Panda frowned and couldn't help chatting privately with Semiramis: "Didn't you say you wanted to persuade her? Why didn't you see the effect at all?"

"I tried to persuade, and I also asked a lot of people to help." Semiramis replied, "but she insisted on 'interesting'...I think she may need to find a psychiatrist, no matter how you look at it. Like the legendary 'Pleasure Criminal'!"

"Where did we get the psychiatrist? Can Anka do it?"

"Anka tried it, but it didn't work."

"Then what should I do? Can only continue to consume like this?"

"Anyway, there's nothing I can do right now..."

Panda sighed and ended the call.

A few minutes later, he was notified by the crossbow knight Neckerhart and hurried to the training ground of the castle.

The group of guys who want to participate in the "martial arts competition" are gathering here, and they are eyeing and preparing to fight. Neckerhart was still trying to persuade them, but apparently it had little effect.

"Aren't you afraid of humiliation?" Neckerhart said. "Isn't this a monkey show for Alice's wicked little devil!"

"Watch the monkey show, just watch the monkey show, anyway, there is always a piece of meat..."

"Yeah, we've already lost face. If we don't stick to the end, we'll lose face in vain!"

"That's right!"

"Even if it's shameful, if I lose face, I can take 'Tiangong' Emi Wei home, I'm willing to lose face."

"Yeah! I don't know how many times Yuguo lost his face in order to chase after 'Duke Storm' Katarina... Just get used to it."

"Long live the understanding!"

"Don't expect me to understand you! There is only one Emmy Wei, and we are all enemies!"

Seeing these guys quickly reach a consensus, while eyeing the tiger, the panda only felt that the temples were jumping "suddenly", and could not wait to raise their fists and beat them into pig heads one by one, and send them to help the writers in the guild and the kings of the book as coolies!

However, just thinking about it, facing such a group of people, even he is not capable of hitting more than a dozen.

...Even if you add Neckerhart, Raymond, and the others who are waiting to watch the excitement next to you, it won't work.

He sighed helplessly and sat beside the training ground.

Since it can't be dismantled into a ring, let's take a look at the level of these guys.

Among this group of people, the one that impressed him the most was the stalker Gondor.

"Hey? Gondor, don't you want to chase the princess in uniform? Why did you come to fight for the bow again?" He couldn't help asking.

Gondor glanced back at him and explained: "With my appearance, the hope of chasing the princess in military uniform is negligible. But... Tiangong is already stupid anyway, she should not care that I am short and ugly. ."

He paused for a moment, and said very seriously: "Panda! This is something related to my happiness in the second half of my life. If you dare to argue with me, don't blame me for being ruthless under the knife!"

Panda was stunned for a few seconds, then sighed and shook his head.

Although he really wanted to rant, but Gondor's reason was really simple and convincing, so he didn't know how to refute it at all.

As a high goblin, Gondor is a little taller than the average goblin. Ordinary goblin is about one meter, he is about one meter two - obviously still belongs to the category of "dwarf". And his skin is green like a normal goblin, and there are many wrinkles on his face and body. It just looks stronger than ordinary goblins, with more correct facial features and more spirited eyes.

Under normal circumstances, as he said, who would like him except a fool?

Thinking of this, Panda looked at the other people who participated in the "martial arts competition", and suddenly found that most of them looked crooked, and they were not like people at three points, but ghosts at seven points.

Immediately, he felt a little more sympathy for these people, and he really didn't know what to say.

well! They are all poor people...