Reborn Usopp

The recent practice still has not entered a deep state of concentration, but although Usopp who has adjusted his mentality has not yet reached the realm of forgetting for the first time, the overall progress of his practice has made great progress, and Usopp can now maintain a certain degree of pseudo-sage in ordinary life, and Usopp has given this state a domineering name pseudo-sage time. In the future, Usopp hopes that this skill can evolve into a true time manipulator.

The benefits of maintaining the pseudo-sage time are obvious, first of all, the efficiency of cultivation has increased rapidly, the accuracy, speed, and muscle control of the sword technique have advanced by leaps and bounds, and the frequency of entering the first order of the whole concentration has also increased significantly, and if you don’t look at the foundation of the flesh, you can already be regarded as an extremely unstable pseudo-sword hao.

In terms of physical cultivation, it is still weak step by step, although the muscles are much stronger, but the speed of improvement is not very fast, after all, the lower the level, the more basic things, the more time it takes. The wisdom and experience of our ancestors have long told us that if you want to be fast, you can’t reach it, and the twisted melon is not sweet, and some things have to be accumulated bit by bit, step by step.

Usopp, who maintains pseudo-sage time at all times, obviously feels that his thinking is clearer, his memory is firmer, his perception of body structure and power is more acute, and it seems that his reaction speed has improved after abandoning distractions, but Usopp is not too sure whether it is his own illusion, after all, the human reaction speed is between 0.1-0.2 seconds, which is already a very fast speed, and there is no accurate instrument in his hand, so the reaction speed is a few percent faster It is difficult to measure out.

Today Usopp got up a little earlier than usual, because today was the day when merchant ships came to the island to trade, and Usopp was sorting out the traded goods and transportation methods during the rest of these days.

So early Usopp went out with two pickled thighs and walked to Uncle Beacher’s house, yesterday he had already told his uncle, today to help transport the goods to the market for exchange, the fishmonger’s cousin seems to be working on a merchant ship, this time to see if you can catch the line to get some contraband, at least first get a gun, otherwise the progress of marksmanship has been zero, how to become the world’s number one sniper, but you can first refine from the grass.

“Hey Usopp, why are you here! What to grind, so many goods, there was not enough time, you still wandered leisurely, two steps quickly! Hurry up,” Uncle Beechel saw Usopp strolling this way from a distance, and couldn’t help but urge loudly.

Hearing Uncle Beechir call out to himself, Usopp also appropriately quickened his pace. The distance of 100 meters passed in a flash.

“Isn’t this to bring you breakfast, huh! Here you go” Usopp grabbed a plump thigh in his right hand and nibbled on it, and handed the other thigh to Beechil with his left hand, not knowing how to learn the skill of eating and talking here.

Looking at the thick hind legs that were about a meter long each, Bichier’s face was black lines. Good people who take a meter-long hind leg for breakfast in the morning, and they are still so greasy. Aren’t you afraid of cerebral thrombosis?

“After eating, eating, you can’t stand this! You’re done gnawing, let’s go! By the way, the last time I went out, Sunderland said that you are free to go to the market, remember to go to his place, and said that there is something important to find you. Beechir quickly waved his hand to refuse.

“Okay! Uncle, if you don’t eat, then I will eat it all, just a little undered. Usopp lost the bone in his right hand and began to storm his left leg. The mouth method is very sharp, the teeth follow the texture of the muscles under the mouth, it is easy to tear off a large piece of meat, the meat into the mouth to chew twice casually and swallow, I don’t know if it is the recent persecution of small animals, those tendons, diaphragms and other tough parts, Usopp can be well treated with teeth.

And Beechil was stunned to watch on the side, red mouth and white teeth, click, a meter-long thigh disappeared into Usopp’s mouth at a speed visible to the naked eye, looking at Usopp’s unfinished eyes, jumped back sharply, keeping a safe distance from Usopp, Nima, what is this kid’s appetite now, normal people can eat like this? Looking at his eyes, it seems that he has not eaten enough? What am I doing!?

“I don’t eat it either.” The meat is too old. The trembling Bichir unconsciously poured out the words in his heart.

“What’s not delicious, who wants to eat you?”

“Uh no, no, mouth scoop, mouth scoop, finished eating! I can’t walk. ”

“Hmm! Walk around, it seems like you said Sunderland is looking for me? Who is Sunderland? Usopp asked, turning his head suspiciously.

“Oh! Forget that you don’t know who Sunderland is, Sunderland is Uncle Blacksmith. Beechir patted his head.

“Oh oh oh it turns out to be the blacksmith uncle, the name is quite atmospheric, why are you looking for me?” Worried about my fish? Never mind! I’ll bring a few more to the uncle later! Usopp touched his chin and thought, anyway, don’t want money to come, it’s just right to be a favor.

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The two of them traveled lightly and soon came to the beach, plus Usopp has been exercising effectively recently, crocodile meat has not been eaten less, and physical strength has been more durable. It was simply a divine help to do the work, plus the classification and other plans had been made in advance, and the two people were busy working together and quickly packed all the goods and loaded them into the car.

Because he was going to deliver goods today, Beechil had put the transport car next to the seaside panel house the night before. The province has to get up early in the morning to pull the car.

However, as the saying goes, it is easy to load a car and it is difficult to catch a car! Where does this saying come from? Although there have been preparations, it is inevitable to encounter some accidents, the land here is slightly soft, coupled with the heavy loading of goods, walking and walking accidentally the rear wheel fell into the soil, the two of them tinkered for a long time, and did not get it out with all their strength to eat?

The two gasped, sat on the ground, looked at each other, and said in unison: “How to get it?” ”

“I’ll take a break! I’m a little hungry, you young people have brains working, think of a way to call me! Beechil lay on the ground without any image.

“You didn’t eat meat in the morning, so you’re hungry.” Bear with it! Usopp said helplessly.

“Who eats such greasy thighs in the morning, your uncle and I don’t have such good digestion.” No blessings! Beechil was exhausted and waved his hand casually, suggesting that Usopp wanted to fold quickly.

Usopp’s expression also looked a little anxious at this time, after all, the fish is still very dead when it is out of the water, and although there is water in the car, the other environment is not so beautiful. If you die, people will be busy if they don’t accept it, and the next caravan may be half a month or a month later. Moreover, the cultivation time is also urgent, as well as the business plan, and the time to go to sea, one link is linked, on the one hand, the delay may disrupt the progress behind. So it must be solved, first calm down and think of a way.

Usopp took a deep breath and adjusted his mind, this moment of crisis became more and more prominent the importance of quality education, and the eyes of Usopp who calmed down froze, and the pseudo-sage time started.

First of all, it is necessary to increase the friction of the wheels, and when pushing in the mud, it is obvious that the friction of the wheels is not enough, and the body is too heavy to come up on the legs, but there is sand all around, and even if it is filled, it cannot provide enough reaction force.

Usopp looked around the car and found that only the rear wheels were stuck in the dirt, and the situation of the front wheels was relatively optimistic.

“Get up! Uncle, I have a way, let’s move the goods at the rear of the car to the front of the car, so that the front is heavy, and the rear wheels should be able to push out when the force is small. Usopp called out to Beechill happily.

“Yes, Usopp! Your brain is also remarkable. Come! Open the whole! Hurry up, or your fish will stink when it arrives. Saying just do it, Beechil stood up sharply and casually swept the dust on his body.

The two worked together to move the goods behind to the front, and if they couldn’t put them down, they moved out first and put them on the dry ground next to them. Sure enough, after some tossing, the center of gravity of the car changed and the force on the rear wheels was lighter, and the two easily pushed the car out, and after pushing it out, the two looked at each other and smiled, and quickly began to load the car, and the two men, one big and one small, have begun to gradually ferment a little tacit understanding.

The rest of the trip is relatively smooth, packed for you fishmonger and comes with free transportation, a flat price! Successfully exchanged for 2 million berry with the fishmonger, Usopp is very happy, this is the largest income since coming to this world, there is money in hand and not panic, Usopp still maintains the traditional virtues of the people of Greater China, likes to save money, has enough money to deal with risks, obviously can bring enough security, Usopp walks very confident. Then in order to let the fishmonger tie up the line and give him a 50w benefit fee, the two said that they would connect at the port after delisting.

Originally, Usopp was going to give Uncle Beechill 500,000 yuan, but people didn’t want to live or die, and ran away with a cart like running for their lives! Make Usopp look confused, don’t give money! Why run so fast? Is this money able to eat people? Or can I eat people?

Never mind! Thinking of other ways, Usopp rushed to the blacksmith Sunderland’s house with the remaining 1.5 million and a few fattest fish specially set aside. Sunderland? A blacksmith’s name is like a prince, and there are secrets. Usopp silently spat out in his heart.

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“Uncle, I’m here, what’s the matter with me?” The Usoppp asked loudly before he entered the door.

“Yo Usopp is coming, come and come, good thing, good thing!” Sunderland rubbed his hand with a smile and took what was in Usopp’s hand by the way.

“In this way, your uncle and I have a family heirloom here, that is the Thunder Island Ultimate Thunder Stone from the Great Voyage New World, one of the most terrifying islands, isn’t this just a sword practice, this gem is smelted into your sword, and it is guaranteed to raise your sword several levels!” Your uncle, I see that you have a fate, and your personality is with my appetite, and after thinking for several days, I finally endured the pain and cut my love, and decided to give it to you, how is it? Are you happy, excited or not? ”

Heirloom? This smile and this bridge, how can people be a little cautious. The wisdom of the ancients tells us that the little cheap is not greedy, and the pie is likely to be a trap!

Isn’t it that the uncle knows about the money I earned today? Want to pit me by the way! Uncle engaged in pyramid schemes? Gambled? Can’t it? The simple village of Sibro has never heard of such a thing.

The thoughts in my heart turned sharply, and I couldn’t think of a reason after thinking about it for a long time, and the excitement of making money hadn’t passed, so the pseudo-sage time couldn’t enter now. Usopp, who can’t calm down, has a medium-to-high level of intelligence, and after analyzing for half a day, he can’t get a result, he simply breaks the jar and breaks, forget it, regardless of whether it is true or not, first stabilize his hand.

Thinking of this, Usopp hurriedly took a few steps back and said: “In the lower He De how can bear this heavy treasure, can have this sword is enough to comfort his life, thank you uncle for your kindness, in the heart to receive, leave!” ”

Listening to Usopp’s strange tune, looking at Usopp’s vigilant look, Sunderland had a question mark in his head? Lao Tzu’s heirloom was rejected? Looking at this kid’s expression, it seems that he is afraid that I will lie to him! He has a fart for me to deceive, the poor will have their pants left, and the poor ghost who will exchange fish for a sword. If it weren’t for the fear that he would use a rotten sword to remove people and fight to make people hack to death, lose my reputation, and let my daughter-in-law scold yesterday, it is difficult for a good person to do it.

Sunderland had a crazy thought in his heart, but after figuring out Usopp’s thoughts, Sunderland decided to adjust his demeanor and style, trying to make himself appear more serious and do what an honest and well-wisher should be.

Ma Yay! What’s new trick here? Watching Sunderland change his face in front of him, Usopp’s vigilance instantly increased exponentially.

Looking at Usopp’s wary face, Sunderland was a little speechless, and a surge of high-risk words almost spewed out of his mouth.

In this way, the two looked at each other for a moment, and Uncle Sunderland turned into a burst of frustration; “Alas, Usopp, in fact, uncle, I have something to ask for.”

Eh, that’s right. Hearing that there was something to ask for, Usopp’s guardedness suddenly found an outlet for catharsis, and most of it was discharged. Vigilance dropped.

“Uncle, you said, but if the little nephew can do it, he will not frown a little.”

“That uncle’s heirloom? You see? Sunderland asked in a tentative whisper.

“Uncle, can you not mention the family heirloom. You speak when you have something. What we can do is not ambiguous! “Usopp looks unbelieving, just you, an ordinary blacksmith on a small island in the East China Sea, some agricultural tools and kitchen knives in a small village in the East China Sea, open your mouth to the great voyage, return Thunder Island, and Thunder Stone, do you know where Thunder Island is?” In the depths of the New World, the territory of the Four Emperors, where is it dangerous? Not to mention the four emperors, one thunder on the island can chop you to death 10,000, and go up to mine! Why is it so crazy, I will be a fool if I believe it!

Usopp looked down at the time, it was still early for the time of the joint, after all, the blacksmith uncle is also very good to me, if you can help, let’s help, first see what other moves the uncle has, alas, I hope not to think too long.

“Listen to me slowly! That was 20 years ago when I was young… ”