Reborn Usopp

When he woke up, it was already more than 7 o’clock at night, after several hours of deep sleep, Wang Yue’s spirit and body were much better, and the wounds and places where he fell were not so uncomfortable, and Wang Yue, who was more energetic, opened his eyes and found that the man in the day was sitting on the edge of his bed, holding a glass of water in his hand, and it seemed that he had found that he was awake so prepared.

“Let’s drink some water first, you slept too long this night, it’s all night, the food is cold, your aunt has been guarding you for fear that you have some other situation, see you wake up and go to the hot meal!” The man said kindly, handing the water cup to Wang Yue by the way.

The kind words made Wang Yue feel very warm, suddenly came to a strange world, to be honest Wang Yue did not have that kind at all, other fellow travelers, in a few days to the new world, they will go against the sky, they will be wonderful, and then they began to plan various fruit abilities, all the girls in the harem are mine, and everyone in the plot is between his palms.

Those are just pure yy, just think about it. Wang Yue knew that he really wanted to be so crazy, and it was estimated that he would not even be able to get out of the East China Sea, so he would let people die.

Let’s not talk about those big guys, the axe king Monka is very invincible for ordinary people, Wang Yue remembers that in the animation Monka can split the earth with an axe, Nima, is that what normal people do, the earth in the previous life, the most powerful king Anderson is only: barbell squat 547 kg, barbell bench press 284 kg, deadlift 371 kg, benchtop leg lift 37.28 tons, benchtop squat 2.84 tons. Not to mention splitting the ground, it is quite difficult to make a hole in the ground.

The small boss dragon behind, not to mention the other water thrown out casually has the lethality of the shotgun, the lethality of the mom shotgun, there is a saying how to say, everyone is equal in front of the troll, the power can be seen in general, and the destined opponent tweeted, a kissing fish man, a mouth cannon can discount 7-8 and a person thick tree, really can be described as the first person of the mouth cannon, although the power of the mouth cannon is nothing in the comics, but placed on the earth is also a proper destruction king.

Just me! A middle-aged man who is not diligent in his body and can’t swim, why is he surprised in the world of One Piece, just by knowing some plots, think about following Luffy in the future, breaking bones all the way, his nose has been broken countless times, that sour. I can’t imagine it.

Or? Honestly staying in the village? Gou Yi wave? It seems to be a little difficult, not to mention the face of the crosser, the bad butler may not be able to tolerate me, I, the socialist successor, cannot watch the Keya girl being poisoned, and my wild father of the red-haired pirate group is also a high-ranking cadre, and my identity is estimated to be difficult to spend the rest of my life in peace. The world is so chaotic, there is no strength, maybe when there will be an aftermath, this island is gone.

It seems that there is still a wave of fighting, but looking at my current age and Luffy going to sea, it seems that there is still some time, it seems that it cannot be abandoned, and plan the route to become stronger later.

“Hey, hey, what are you thinking! Usopp! Shouted you several times! The man shook his hand in front of Wang Yue’s eyes.

“Oh, oh, I’m sorry, uncle was thinking about things just now! Didn’t notice you calling me. Wang Yue said apologetically, not knowing the other party’s name, he could only pretend to be very familiar with the uncle, hoping not to be recognized by the other party.

“You kid, hurry up and eat first, if there is something to eat, if there is any difficulty, tell your uncle.” The man was very welcoming.

“Uh-huh” Wang Yue followed the man to the table, a very simple meal, but the portions were sufficient, probably knowing that Wang Yue had not eaten for a day.

“Look at what! Hurry up and eat, don’t be hungry! The man laughed

“Oooh”. Wang Yue was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, and nodded quickly. I picked up my chopsticks and ate it in a big gulp.

“Ahem!” The woman handed over a cup of warm water in time, solving the fate of Wang Yue almost choking on the rice before he started.

“You kid, eat slowly, no one will rob you.” The woman said gently.

“Wife, you are really gentle, it is really my luck in this life to marry you.” Looking at the woman’s gentle and watery appearance, the love in the man’s heart couldn’t help but surging.

This bite of dog food almost didn’t choke Wang Yue, mother eh! I only ate a mouthful of dog food on my first day. What a life. I’m still a child. Wang Yue complained wildly in his heart. The heart spit grooved, but the hands and mouth continued to stuff it non-stop, I don’t know if it was the physical cause or the excess energy consumption, Wang Yue ate two large bowls of rice in one pound, but he still had a feeling of not being full.

But think that Usopp is also a small strong figure, who can still jump alive and live after being beaten so much, maybe the system is also a little perverted, but it is timid and lacks systematic exercise, so it can only be reduced to an auxiliary.

Well, since I have to go to sea, it seems that my system has improved my ability before going to sea, forget it, I don’t want to have a headache first, and then I eat enough. Wang Yue continued to eat fiercely.

Seeing Wang Yue’s hungry wolf-like appearance, it really made both men and women look a little dumbfounded. Usually I have seen people eating like this there, and it is not an exaggeration to describe a year with windswept clouds and locust transit.

Half an hour later, Wang Yue patted his stomach and lay comfortably on the chair and burped, “Just injured, you can’t eat too much eight points full!” ”

“Eight points full…” : Man has a question mark! You ate a whole pot of rice, three large fatty fish, and eight points full! No wonder your mother died of illness, feelings can’t support you, this is also too edible! Thinking of this, the man turned his head to look at his wife and said gently.

“Or we want children to be slow, if we can eat so much in my life, I’m afraid I can’t afford it!”

“Hehe, what are you talking about in front of usopp! It would be nice if you could eat like this, a reliable man like you will never let our children go hungry! When the woman heard her husband say this, she covered her mouth and smiled.

“Isn’t that necessary, how can a man as reliable as me make a beloved woman cry!” The woman’s compliment gives the man unlimited motivation.

“Uncle, you see it’s not early, it’s better to send me home, I see that you and your aunt may have some other things that I get in the way here.” Mine hurry up, and if I don’t go dog food, I will be killed. Wang Yue’s heart was a little broken. In fact, he didn’t want the man to send him back, but no way, he didn’t know where his home was now.

“What a big truth you kid is telling.” The man said with a smile, and then slapped Wang Yue’s shoulder with his hand.

“Tap! Xiao Wu is still injured. The woman gently stopped the man’s actions. His face was a little blushing.

“Go back, hurry up!”

“Order! Let’s go, Usopp. Hurry, Uncle will have some big things to do in a while. ”

“Take some of the medicine in the medicine box, remember to change it tomorrow.”

“Well, thank you Auntie…” Listening to the woman’s concerned words, Wang Yue felt that he needed to protect the tenderness here. There is also Keya, a girl who is weak on the outside and strong on the inside.

Out the door, the man carried Usopp and ran quickly, the village was not a problem running back and forth in half an hour, the man was very anxious, so he ran faster, but stopped in front of a house in a few minutes. The simple wood-paneled house, better than in a clean and tidy, can see that the owner Dali is very attentive.

“Arrived. You rest well, remember to change the medicine tomorrow, if you have nothing to eat, come to my house to eat ha. After speaking, the man slipped into Usopp’s field of vision.

Forehead! Okay… Wang Yue was speechless.

Pushing open the door is a small living room, tables and chairs are neatly placed, there is obvious dust in other places except for commonly used places, on the right hand side is a bedroom, the bedroom is a little messy, Wang Yue groped and turned on the light. I sat down in front of the bed and began to sort out the current situation.

There was one particularly important thing he had been thinking about along the way, and even he did not dare to confirm it with his hands. But now that he can’t escape, Wang Yue quickly raised his hand and pressed it on his nose, up and down, left and right.

Huh? Question mark, it seems that the nose is not so long, although it is a little pointy, but it just seems that the nose is higher than the average person, and it has not yet broken through the sky like in the comics. Wang Yue felt a pang of rejoicing in his heart, fortunately, it was not so cruel, and it was a little difficult to kiss with such a long nose. It’s ugly, it’s okay.

But not getting longer now doesn’t mean it won’t get longer in the future, Wang Yue thought about the plot in the comic, Usopp went to sea when he was very young, and did not return when his mother died. When his mother died, he lied that the pirates were here in order for his mother to be able to hold on. But his mother eventually died, and since then the village has heard Usopp’s “Pirates are coming” every day. He has always believed that his father is a good boy on the sea, and dreams that he can one day become a pirate.

When he was young, he was not so prominent, although his mother had a long nose gene, but his mother actually did not have a particularly long nose in the comics, plus the setting of the comic Usopp lied since he was a child, and then the nose became hugely long, well… I knew it was clear that Usopp had inherited Pinocchio’s setting, and lying would make his nose longer.

Rub, how can there be such a ridiculous setting, this is also a world, and there is no such funny attribute when you see all the heavens and worlds.

Why not do an experiment? In case lying really gets longer, just do it, Wang Yue rummaged through the cabinet, and finally found a pen, casually scratched and pulled and ink.

Well, think about it first, he may be from the root long, may be the tip of the nose part is long, or the middle part may be the beginning, after a rigorous analysis, Wang Yue began to make marks in the mirror, he divided the nose into several segments, respectively sat on different scale marks, so that no matter how the nose changed, he had enough reference to compare.

Oh almost forgot that there is also a problem of accuracy, and the problem of limit value, after all, it is impossible for a human nose to grow indefinitely, so the limit value should be the length of adulthood seen in the comics, if it is accurate, it seems that my mark is still done more carefully, so that it is convenient to see the change, saying that Wang Yue washed off the original mark and redrew a finer mark.

Well, let’s tell a lie and test it. Well, it’s good to say something, this time suddenly makes it a little unexpected to tell a lie.

“Okay, so be it! I don’t like Nami! After speaking, Wang Yue began to observe his nose, and there was no change

I just said how can such a strange setting exist in the normal world, just when Wang Yue was happily looking in the mirror, suddenly Wang Yue noticed a little change, he carefully picked up the marker board that Fang Cai made, and compared it with the mark on his nose.

I rub! What the heck! It’s really such a setting! Also Heavenly Dao Binding… After careful comparison, the scale of the nose is really a little longer than the scale on the marker.

This change made Wang Yue completely collapse, what kind of ghost world still has this setting, it is enough to have such a plug-in as the devil fruit, why is it so for me. Am I destined to be an honest person? A feeble spit doesn’t change anything.

Shrouded in exhaustion and despair during the day, Wang Yue fainted.