Reborn Naruto, there is a big Sasuke inside me

At the same time.

At the moment when Naruto used the Nine-Tails Chakra to fight Itachi, Jiraiya, who was sitting at the tea table on the first floor and smiling while drinking tea, suddenly changed his expression!

He didn't even have time to put down the teacup, and directly did a backflip, flew into the air from a kneeling position, and rushed to the second floor the next second!

This unexpected sprint scared the cats around, and they also did a backflip!

This made the cat lady who was sitting opposite him, smoking with a smile, confused.

What's going on?

What she prepared was the precious Eight-Member Tea that would only be taken out to entertain distinguished guests?

And every time before she took it out to entertain guests, she would ask the Ninja Cat Fortune Pill to be carefully checked, and it couldn't be spoiled!

Why did Mr. Jiraiya's face change so much after just two sips?

He even rushed to the bathroom on the second floor without even saying hello?

Could it be that this is the casual lifestyle of Jiraiya, who is known as a hero?

But why do you have to hold a teacup when going to the toilet?

What kind of special quirk is this?

The cat lady was a little confused.

As a black market merchant, she was not sensitive to Chakra, an energy that only ninjas practice.

So she could not clearly sense the leakage of the Nine-Tails Chakra like Jiraiya!

And if something happened to the children, the ninja cat guarding the second floor should have sounded the alarm!

But now there was no sound on the second floor!

"Lucky Pill, go upstairs and see what's going on."

Grandma Cat, who is old and has difficulty moving, told the sidelines.

"yes."

Zhaocaiwan, who was waiting secretly, heard this and immediately ran to the second floor.

Bang!

"Are you okay, Naruto!"

On the other side, Jiraiya, who had already rushed to the second floor, tried to open the bathroom to no avail, and then slammed the door open!

Then, with a look of shock on his face, he found that Naruto was still peeing.

And Itachi was holding the baby in his arms. Sasuke, so that he could reach the sink to wash his hands.

Seeing Jiraiya suddenly rushing in, the three of them turned their heads at the same time and looked at him with strange expressions.

The situation was very embarrassing for a while.

"Jiraiya-sensei, are you here to pee?"

After three seconds of silence, Naruto, who had finished draining the water, shook subconsciously and spoke carelessly.

"Hahahaha, yes, I suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate...."

Hearing this, Jiraiya subconsciously drank tea to cover up his embarrassment.

As soon as he took a sip, he realized that the situation was not right. He quickly raised his head, touched the back of his head with his other hand, and laughed loudly.

While laughing awkwardly, he also looked at the three people present with his peripheral vision.

Well, Naruto was holding up his pants, and Itachi, who had just washed his face, was also using tissues to wipe Sasuke's hands.

Everything seemed so normal.

There was no sign of the Kyuubi going berserk or even a fight!

That's not right, he had clearly sensed the existence of Nine-Tails Chakra before!

What's more, if he can even feel it on the first floor.

Itachi, who has always been by Naruto's side, can't be so calm!

Thinking of this, he looked at Itachi again and asked with his eyes.

Itachi understood, but just shook his head slightly.

"But, Uncle Jiraiya, why do you bring a tea cup to pee?"

Seeing the hint in Mr. Jiraiya's eyes towards Itachi, Naruto quickly changed the topic.

Speaking of which, he was able to restore the scene before Mr. Jiraiya rushed in.

On the one hand, it was because he and Itachi were in spiritual communication.

Inner Although the exchange took a long time, in terms of external time, it was only a blink of an eye. On the other hand, with the Nine Lama's perception ability, Naruto received an early warning the moment Jiraiya moved to the second floor, so he was able to quickly! Reaction.

Let Itachi, who had just been stimulated, wash his face first, and then release the illusion of little Sasuke!

This was the most difficult part when Mr.

Jiraiya broke in!

Itachi, who had just experienced the destruction and reconstruction of his three views, could not show any flaws on his face!

Fortunately, Itachi, who was accustomed to burying his true emotions deep in his heart under his father's suppressive education since he was a child, calmed down his emotions in just a second.

, converted into a poker face without any expression!

"Ahem, I just wanted to wash the cup by the way. After all, it's my first time to be a guest at someone else's house, so I can't cause trouble to others."

Jiraiya heard this and immediately made up an excuse in an attempt to get through.

"That's it. I thought Jiraiya-sensei wanted to catch the boy's urine.~"

"Fortunately, okay, otherwise, teacher, you would have been late. Sasuke and I are now, but not a single drop is left."

Naruto pretended to be suddenly enlightened, and then said excitedly:

"I have heard adults say before that children's urine can clear away heat and reduce internal heat. Elderly people who drink it can also extend their lives.~"

"Teacher, if you need it, I will keep it for you in the future!"

"Well, Naruto, I accept your filial piety. There is no need for a boy to urinate. Teacher, I am still young and there is no need for it now~"

Upon hearing this, Jiraiya quickly gave up Naruto's idea.

However, Naruto He had heard of the efficacy of boy's urine just mentioned.

It was a long-standing folk remedy and was said to be very effective.

Well, he was still young, so he really didn't need it, but Mr. Sarutobi's health had become worse in recent years. He has aged a lot.

Should Naruto and Sasuke save a bottle for Sarutobi-sensei to take?

I heard that eggs can be boiled with boy urine. But then he thought about it.

Every time Teacher Fei had something good, he would share it with Danzo, so he gave up the idea. Although he had many dissatisfaction with Teacher Sarutobi's behavior in recent years, Jiraiya, who was very emotional, still wanted to give up the idea.

Teacher Fei can regain his former glory, prolong his life, and enjoy his old age.

But Danzo is different!

In Jiraiya's opinion, Danzo is not worthy of enjoying the child urine of Naruto and Sasuke, unless it is replaced by the two of them! No, that’s pretty much it!

"Well, since you are all comfortable, go out first and I will relieve myself."

After being interrupted by Naruto, Jiraiya temporarily suppressed the doubts in his heart.

"Come on, Naruto, you haven't washed your hands yet, I'll hold you and wash my hands first."

Seeing Itachi holding Sasuke's hand and walking out, Jiraiya intercepted Naruto who was alone.

While picking him up, he deliberately tore off his shirt.

Well, there was no abnormality in the seal of the Nine-Tails.

After seeing clearly the sealing technique on Naruto's belly through the mirror, Jiraiya finally felt relieved.

He calmly held Naruto and washed his hands, then put Naruto down, helped dry his hands, and tidied him up. clothes

"Let's go~"

Jiraiya patted Naruto's little head. He

's already here, so he just put on a show and did the whole thing, and he also took the trumpet by the way.

"Mr. Jiraiya, I'll wait for you outside."

Naruto heard the words and replied obediently, then ran out and closed the door behind him.

The moment Teacher Jiraiya's sight was blocked by the door,

Naruto and the man standing outside the door waited silently. Itachi looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

This level was finally passed successfully!

Only little Sasuke, who was holding his brother's hand, was still thinking about the effect of the boy's urine, and was ignorant of what had just happened....