Reborn and kicked out of the house, tricking the school beauty into setting up a stall

"Old Zhao, you should go to bed. I guess the counselor doesn't like young boys. You can't stand it!"

Chen Changliu's faint words made everyone in the dormitory stunned for a moment, and then they all burst into laughter.

The reason for the laughter was that Chen Changliu, the bastard, made a double-edged joke. When everyone was shirtless just now, Zhao Wuyan's figure was the most shriveled. He really had no muscles at all, which was really the opposite of Chen Changliu's six-pack abs.

The other is that men always tease each other as little jijiji.

"Old Chen, I'm not done with you. Humph, I'll start working out tomorrow!"

......

In the evening, Chen Changliu and his dormitory had a meal at a small restaurant outside the school. After ordering the dishes, a bottle of beer was served. After each person drank a large glass of iced beer, the summer heat seemed to dissipate.

Halfway through the meal, Li Liang took advantage of the alcohol and said:

"Brothers, I'll treat you to this meal. I plan to run for class monitor. What do you think?"

Li Liang's words were recognized by most people.

Xu Liangyu spoke first: "I support it. If Lao Li becomes the monitor, it will be much more convenient for us in the future!"

Others also expressed their support one after another. Only Zhao Wuyan said a few words to deal with it, but did not express his support.

Chen Changliu saw all this and sighed in his heart. Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes. There are only a few people, and there have been dirty things just after the start of school.

The first dinner party in the 311 dormitory was successful on the surface. Li Liang basically got the support of the dormitory with a meal.

Chen Changliu had no opinion on Li Liang's behavior, nor did he think that Li Liang was mercenary. With his understanding of Li Liang, even if there was no election for monitor, he would have treated him to this meal. According to him, it was because he was the oldest in the dormitory and a local!

After eating and drinking, the fat boy Xu Liangyu suggested going to the Internet cafe to play CS.

Feng Zhenglin worriedly said: "Is this okay? It's almost 9 o'clock now. It's not fun to play for an hour or so. What should I do if I have to check on my roommates at night?"

Everyone was stunned. It seemed to be true. They didn't want to be written down on the first day of school.

Chen Changliu looked at their expressions and patted Feng Zhenglin's shoulder speechlessly and said:

"We are not high school students now. The teachers are not so strict. Besides, the school has just started and the classes haven't started yet. Who will come to check on my roommates?"

Chen Changliu's words made the others suddenly enlightened, and then they became excited. Yes, I am a college student now. Isn't it 60 points for college students?

Soon everyone found an Internet cafe. Others went to play CS directly. Only Chen Changliu did not enter the game, but logged into Penguin.

After a look, Zhao Lin and Pang Wei were both online. Thinking about it, Zhao Lin and Pang Wei would definitely buy laptops to play in the dormitory.

After chatting with two best friends for a while and sharing some things about the start of school, Chen Changliu checked the market of Douyi.

It is now the evening trading period, Douyi has risen to 2504, and is now trading around this price.

Hehe, I made money, and the total profit is almost 7,000, which seems good, but Chen Changliu frowned.

In the eyes of others, this return on investment is already good, but in the eyes of Chen Changliu, it is indeed too slow. It took less than 7,000 yuan to make a profit in 3 days, which is not enough for his entrepreneurial plan.

Is the market changing?

Chen Changliu thought about it and still had no good solution, so he could only continue to wait.

On the way back to school, Zhao Wuyan deliberately pulled Chen Changliu to the back and asked tentatively:

"Old Chen, what do you think of Li Liang's election as class monitor?"

"Very good, just like Xu Liangyu said, if Old Li becomes class monitor, it will be a good thing for our dormitory."

The two fell into silence. After a while, Zhao Wuyan continued: "I also want to run for class monitor."

Although Chen Changliu was mentally prepared, he was still surprised when Zhao Wuyan said it himself.

"Why didn't you bring it up when we were having dinner just now? Now you are also running for class monitor. Isn't this a challenge to Lao Li?"

"I don't want to either, but my future path is to take the civil service exam after graduation. Being a class monitor and joining the student union will help me in the future.

And I also want to have more contact with the counselor!"

When Chen Changliu heard his last sentence, he was stunned. "Oh my god, are you serious?"

Zhao Wuyan scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "It's okay. I just think the counselor has my aesthetic taste. I like her style. Being a class monitor can get closer to her!"

Chen Changliu had nothing to say and patted his shoulder. "I hope you are cautious or communicate with Lao Li in advance. I don't care how you compete, but I hope our dormitory is united. After all, we will live in the same dormitory for the next 4 years."

......

Waking up at 6:30 the next morning, Chen Changliu continued his morning run and returned to the dormitory with breakfast for 6 people.

No one in the dormitory got up. They slept too late last night.

After Chen Changliu entered the room, he put breakfast on the table and knocked on the iron bed frame.

"Get up, I just saw the counselors coming to each dormitory!"

After saying that, he ran to take a shower! He didn't care about Li Liang's roar behind him.

"Chen Changliu, you are a street idiot, a man without humanity, give me back my dream goddess, damn, I was almost in the car, but you woke me up!"

The people who were startled awake by Chen Changliu cursed and got up in a panic. After all, the counselor was coming over, and they couldn't greet him in briefs. They wanted to, but they didn't dare!

When Chen Changliu came out of the bathroom humming a tune, everyone had almost finished breakfast.

Seeing Chen Changliu, everyone gave him a middle finger in unison, and then Li Liang asked:

"Third brother, you said the counselor is coming, why haven't we seen him for so long?"

Chen Changliu asked in confusion: "Really? Did I say our counselor is coming?"

Chen Changliu's words stunned everyone again, and the fat man Xu Liangyu said: "Third brother, you just said it yourself, you saw the counselor coming to each dormitory!"

Chen Changliu suddenly realized it at this time, and replied seriously: "Hey, you are talking about this, I was talking about other people's counselors, but not our class counselor."

Oh my god, can this be explained like this?

The five people looked at each other, and then saw Chen Changliu who was holding back his laughter, and finally realized that they were fooled.

As the five people surrounded him, Li Liang said:

"Damn, Third Brother, you are such a dishonest person, you are playing tricks on us, how do you think we should deal with you!"

Looking at the people who were ready to fight, Chen Changliu hurriedly called for a stop.

"Stop, stop, stop, I was wrong, I shouldn't have lied to you, I just wanted to wake you up for breakfast, is that wrong?"

Well, Chen Changliu got it done with just one sentence, who made them feel guilty.

One morning, the 311 dormitories went out collectively, according to Guo Fanwei's words, to familiarize themselves with the campus, but when they walked around, Chen Changliu knew that the eyes of these guys were all focused on the girls.

Chen Changliu could only sigh, a bunch of animals in heat!