Rebirth on the Doors to the Civil Affairs Bureau

"Hello everyone, here is FM FM9666, you are listening to the midnight phantom, I am DJ fish frozen." Yu Dong said with a headset, "I have reached the call of the audience, we have a look today. Which audience members have stories to share with us."

Yu Ge’s eyes signaled that Yu Dongfei quickly connected the phone.

"Hello, I am a fish jelly."

"Hello, supporter." A somewhat tired male voice came from the phone.

"What does Mr. call?"

"The host is just fine." The man did not want to be named.

“It seems that the audience members who called us all like to share the story with us anonymously.” The fish smiled and said, “But you just casually say a name and I won’t verify it. I don’t know if you do you know?"

"..."

"Well, it seems that this gentleman is not in a good mood. Do you think I call you a strong man?" The fish jelly sees the other party's jokes, and it can be guessed that the other party's mood is not very good.

Later, when you call and then anonymize, I will call the male to be strong, the female to be beautiful, save more trouble, and think about it.

"Whatever!" replied strong.

"So is there any story to share with us?" asked the fish jelly.

"I am in love!" The strong tone said sadly, "This is my fifteenth lovelorn."

For a time in the computer text message, a bunch of amazing information, are discussing fifteen times of love information.

Most people in the middle of the night are also gossip. Every time there is a program, there are a lot of text messages. In winter, I ignored the text message and said: "Maybe the 16th is your true goddess."

"Moderator, you are also a woman. Can I ask you what kind of man does a woman like?" Zhuang Zhuang is somewhat self-defeating. "I have contacted so many girls, and everyone is wholehearted. I just want to find someone to marry, why are they? I left me one by one, and I am not good at all."

"Hey, this question is more difficult to answer." Yu Dong thought about it. "Then let me talk about the advantages you have, let me help you analyze."

"I feel that I am kind, considerate, do housework, hurt my wife, and be single..."

I also talked about fifteen...

In line with the idea of ​​Yu Dong, there are also a large number of audience members, and dozens of text messages are being brushed at the same time.

"These qualities are very good." Yu Dong said.

"But why are they abandoning me?" Strong and sorrowful.

"Well... then I asked you a few questions from a female perspective." Yu Dong sorted out the thought and asked, "Your height, weight, age, education, work?"

"165cm, 70KG, graduated from college, 20 this year, is now a property sale."

“Is it easy to disclose your annual income?”

“With performance bonuses and subsidies, there are about 50,000 in a year. I can save 30,000 in one year.”

"Hey...you don't spend money on a date?"

"Flowers, the money to buy movie tickets and popcorn is all out of me, but girls usually don't see a movie with me, so they spend 15 movie tickets."

Suddenly, the computer text area is more lively. Some people say that the brothers are talented, others say that the ugly people are blaming, and so on.

Yu Dong grabbed his head and hesitated or said with a strong heart: "Strong, if you still have such a 16th estimate, you have to run."

"Why? Is it because I don't have money, or do you want to abandon me?"

"It’s all too!"

In the winter voice, a bunch of praises in the text area, such as "the host really warrior!" "The host is really warrior!" "The host will deduct wages tomorrow!" "There is finally a host who tells the truth." "The host told him that he was still jealous." Wait...

"..." Zhuangzhuang was just in a bad mood. He wanted to make a phone call and thought that he was so good at the public channel. The host had to find ways to comfort himself. As a result, the host did not follow the routine.

"You said that you are not tall, still so heavy, you earn 50,000 a year, you have to save 30,000, talk about fifteen girlfriends and dare to say that you are single..."

"□□ and Ma Yun are not high!"

"□ □ is a great man, Ma Yun is a rich man, are you 啥?” Yu Dong seems to have returned to the scene of the singularity of the singer before the rebirth, and the enthusiasm of the singer suddenly saw that Yuge was rushing to himself and reacted in the winter. Also live on the scene, so the wind said, "But you are still young, men 20 married, to create their own business, real estate sales is a very promising career. You are now inspirational to do your company best The sales, strive to become the real estate company boss within ten years, when the time to open a real estate, employees all recruit beautiful women, I promise that when your girlfriend will not just want to watch movies with you. And don't save money, Money is earned, not saved! You don’t look at the people to save money, do the bosses borrow money?”

"..."

"..."

City Hospital Oncology Office, a burst of laughter resounded throughout the room.

Shao Yifan wiped his tears and said: "Hey, I like this host, I am a hero!"

"..." The expression of Xia Feng is also difficult to say.

"I said how you listened to this radio in the evening, it was really interesting. I will listen later." Shao Yifan laughed. "This show is enough for me to laugh for a week."

"Are you laughing enough?" Xia Feng saw that Shao Yifan had no image and couldn't help but say.

"No, I want to laugh when I think about it. This host has a personality." Shao Yifan said, "Now this TV, the host in the radio, can't do anything, I like this kind of reality."

Xia Feng did not answer.

"But this host will not be expelled from the director tomorrow." Shao Yifan said, "It is quite familiar with the name. The fish is frozen and frozen, and the name of your married wife is quite similar."

Xia Feng looked at each other with no expression.

"No?" Shao Yifan screamed, "What is your wife?"

"What do you say?" Because of the fear of winter security, Xia Feng always turned on the radio at 12 o'clock to confirm that he arrived at the radio in winter, and sent a message around three o'clock to ask if she was home.

"Cough, nothing, maybe this winter, today, created a real estate tycoon ten years later." Shao Yifan said.

So ten years later, when the chunky and strong president held the beauty to be sent to a villa in winter, Shao Yifan still lamented his prophecy of today.

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On the second day, I slept until two o'clock in the afternoon, and went to the kitchen with dizziness, reaching out to reach the water in the refrigerator with my eyes closed.

Standing on the side watching the summer wind for a long time, shaking his head, pulling the confused winter back to the living room, handing her a cup of honey water.

I drank water in winter, and I was a little more spiritual. I saw the summer wind and said: "Do you not go to work today?"

"Today's rest!" Xia Feng saw a cup of water in the winter and gave her a half cup. He said, "Don't sleep for so long. The longer people sleep, the longer the brain sleeps and the more likely it is to be slow."

"But I am sleepy!" In the sound of winter, with a snoring nasal sound, the messy hair is very cute with a grievous expression.

"You have to learn to control yourself."

"But I can't control myself. If I can't control it, will you dislike me?"

"I am worried about your body. It is not good for your body to work for a long time." Xia Feng shook his head.

"As long as you don't dislike me!" Yu Dongxi smiled.

Xia Feng smiled, and finally did not hold back and reached the head of the messy winter.

"I was slow to respond, you are still awkward, you are stupid, you raise me!" Yu Dong was dissatisfied.

"Okay, I will raise you!"

Yu Dong blinked, and he was completely asleep.

"Hungry, what do you want to eat?" asked Xia Feng.

"Sweet and sour pork tenderloin!" Yu Dong answered.

"How do you always like to eat this sweet and sour thing." Last time was sweet and sour pork ribs, this time sweet and sour pork tenderloin.

“Is it too troublesome? Then just stir up a green dish.”

"It doesn't matter, I will do it. You should wash your face first." Said Xia Feng got up and went to the kitchen.

Yu Dong squatted at the table for a while, then smiled silly, touched his face, and actually touched a familiar face, suddenly the whole person was not good, madly rushed to the bathroom to wash.

It is equal to the winter harvest and when it comes back to the living room, the summer air phone rang.

"Yu Dong, you can take it for me." The voice of Xia Feng came from the kitchen.

In the winter, I took a summer mobile phone and sent it to the kitchen and said, "It’s the aunt’s phone."

"My mom?" said Xia Feng, who is cooking. "Then you picked it up for me."

Yu Dong picked up his eyebrows and took the phone back to the living room: "Mom."

"Winter winter, don't you go to work today?" Xia's cheerful voice came from the phone.

"Well, we are all resting today."

"Oh, Mom didn't bother you on a date."

"No, we cook at home."

“cooking? Summer wind in the kitchen?” Xiamu guessed.

"Well, you want to talk to him?" Yu Dong went to the kitchen again and handed the phone to Xia Feng.

Xia Feng just shut down the fire at this time, indicating that the winter side dish went out, then took the phone and talked to Xiamu.

"Son, you and Yu Dong are cooking at home?" Xiamu asked.

Xia Feng looked at Yu Dong, who was able to get a hot dish. "We did it together."

"That's right, the housework has to be shared by two people." Xiamu said.

"Mom, you can't have a position on this." To know that he grew up, he didn't see his mother doing housework.

"Can that be the same?" Xiamu said. "Your dad can see that I am the blessing of his eight-year life, and dare to let me do housework, and then say that women are used for pets."

"Yes, then I will learn like my dad." Xia Feng laughed.

"Right, I almost forgot. I called to ask, when will I see my parents in winter and winter? You said that you have also received this certificate. Our two families have not seen each other yet." Xiamu said, " You have a time with your mother and mother, and inquire about it, what do they like, I am prepared with your dad. When the winter and winter are too big, we have not seen the face, we lost the number of gifts."

"..." Xia Feng looked at the winter and went to the balcony and said, "I know this thing, Mom, I will discuss it with you in the winter. You should cultivate your body first."

"There is, I and Yu Dong do not want children for the time being." Xia Feng said a little guilty look inside.

"Ah?" Xiamu was obviously disappointed. "Okay, winter and winter are really not too worried. Don't forget the winter and winter parents."

After Xia Feng promised to hang up the phone, he had already had a meal in winter, set the tableware, and was waiting for him.

"Why don't you eat first?"

"The rice is too hot, I will dry it." Yu Dong pushed the past sliced ​​cantaloupe to please, "Taste the cold melon fruit that I made."

Xia Feng said with a sigh of excitement: "The taste is good, it is comparable to the level of a five-star hotel chef."

Is the cantaloupe made by the five-star hotel chef not also grown in the ground? What's the difference?

"Don't think I can't hear you, I am satirizing me." Yu Dong was somewhat unhappy.

"Don't be angry!" Xia Feng said with a smile. "Even if the cooking is better than nothing, the chef of a five-star hotel can be beautiful without you."

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