Rebirth of the Wild Age

Love is deep, it's raining, how many buildings are in the mist and rain...

You are ruthless, you are cruel, and you are unreasonable!

Then you are not ruthless, cruel, or vexatious?

Where am I ruthless, where am I cruel, and where am I making trouble for no reason?

Where are you not ruthless, where are you not cruel, where are you not...

The hottest drama of the year was playing on the TV, and Lin Zhuoyun gnawed on an apple and nestled on the sofa, watching it enthusiastically. Turning her head around, she saw that Song Weiyang next to her was already asleep, so she used scotch tape to stick the peeled apple peel on Song Weiyang's earlobe as an earring as a prank.

The TV series is over? Song Weiyang woke up in a daze.

Lin Zhuoyun quickly withdrew her hands, smiled and said, No, I only put half of it.

Song Weiyang said with emotion: Time flies so slowly.

Lin Zhuoyun pretended to be angry and said, Watching TV with me, is it just like this?

Song Weiyang couldn't help complaining: I'd rather re-watch old Hong Kong movies with you. Qiong Yao's drama is too hypnotic. By the way, don't you think the three views of this TV series are not right?

Sometimes there is a little bit, but basically it's okay. Lin Zhuoyun said.

Song Weiyang rubbed his sleepy eyes and said: On the episode a few days ago, Du Fei and Ruping took the cat to the doctor. They are not veterinarians, they don't treat cats, and there are many patients waiting in line at the hospital. Ruping At first he pretended to be pitiful, one dog entangled the doctor and blocked all the patients outside. Du Fei directly pressed the doctor against the wall and threatened that if he didn’t treat the cat, he would smash the hospital, drive away all the patients, and return morality. Kidnapping said that the doctor didn't even save cats, would he save people? After leaving the hospital, Ruping said that Du Fei's words and deeds were very satisfying, and she also wanted to teach that doctor a lesson. This unreasonable guy gave me a beating, and instead helped to condemn the doctor. Tell me, if this scene happened in reality, and you were a patient waiting in line to see a doctor, what would you think?

Lin Zhuoyun scratched her head: I really didn't think much about it at the time, so I just watched TV to kill some time. Hearing what you said, it seems that I did go too far.

That's two stupid people. Song Weiyang said.

Haha, the word 'brain-dead' is used very well. Lin Zhuoyun couldn't help laughing.

Song Weiyang said: By the way, you seem to be very busy these few days. You always stay at home and watch TV.

Lin Zhuoyun rubbed her forehead and said, I'm not feeling well, I feel hot and cold, sometimes I feel dizzy and nauseous. Maybe it's because I was too tired a while ago, so I plan to rest and relax for a few days.

Song Weiyang said: I will accompany you to the hospital tomorrow.

No, Lin Zhuoyun said, I don't cough or sneeze. And I have a thermometer at home. I measured it myself a few times. Although I had a low-grade fever, it returned to normal soon. It may also be that I often stay up late and cause endocrine disorders. I've been delayed for several days this month.

Song Weiyang insisted: Rest early tonight, and I will take you to the hospital tomorrow.

Okay, go to sleep after watching this episode. Lin Zhuoyun curled up into Song Weiyang's arms and continued to eat apples.

Doudou, in the bedroom.

The homework of the internet-addicted girl was thrown aside, a few computer books were placed crookedly on the table, and the door and windows of the room were tightly closed. Doudou yelled subconsciously while typing: The corpse king has been refreshed, hurry up!

The moment the boss appeared, the Hall of the Corpse King suddenly set off a bloodbath, and various skills were cast at will with the face of the keyboard. Anyway, if you can't beat the boss, you can also hit the hostile players.

King of corpses, who the hell is using pk mode?

Fuck me, I died without even being next to the corpse king!

Everyone kill that Shabi mage first, and throw Nima's wall of fire!

Roast suckling pig, roast suckling pig.

...

Carrying a kitchen knife (Jing Zhongyue), Doudou's female warrior squeezed through the crowd with difficulty, and was burned to the point of bleeding by the fire wall every second. Although she is only level 30 now, among casual players, her level is considered very high. Her best friend Dou Xiaoxiao often uses this account to secretly play, which is equivalent to two people practicing an account together.

The Palace of the Corpse King is a newly opened map half a month ago. Among the things released by the boss, the skill book is the most popular. There are players waiting for the corpse king to be refreshed anytime, anywhere.

Poor Doudou, a level 30 female warrior, doesn't even have the group attack skill Half Moon Scimitar, so she can only kill monsters one by one when leveling.

ah!

With a scream, Doudou was burned to death, and after being resurrected, he rode a horse and ran frantically towards the corpse king's palace.

Sister Dou, let's forget about tonight, and I have class tomorrow. A Taoist priest sent a secret chat message.

Doudou said: Okay, you guys go to bed first.

When Doudou was about to take the high school entrance examination, she had studied in seclusion for a period of time, and gradually lost contact with her friends in Warrior of Gods and Demons. Most of the people who play Legend with her now are classmates from Fudan High School, and these good babies put their studies first.

Returning to the corpse king's palace, Doudou can't grab the boss by himself, and even if he leans over, he will be beaten to death. But she was unwilling to do so, and hid in the corner to chop off the mobs that had just been spawned, so she could only go to pick up the leaks after the corpse king was killed.

Hey, this little zombie is a bit hard to kill, isn't it a hidden monster? Doudou suddenly became excited.

Shi Yuzhu has already reached level 36 because he hired a game secretary to train his account, and he is the highest level in the entire corpse king cave (there are several others of the same level). This guy was dressed in top-quality equipment, and he carried a perverted purgatory ax in his hand. When he rushed into the crowd, he used the Attack and Kill Swordsmanship. At least two players would lose one-third of their blood with one strike.

But Shi Yuzhu is currently a lone wolf in the game. He only has a few long-term friends, and he can't beat those who call for friends. This guy's behavior quickly aroused public outrage, and he was chased and killed for several streets, and finally hid in the corner of the corpse king's palace and frantically drank medicine to recover his blood.

Shi Yuzhu saw a female soldier chopping up the little zombie, and typed smoothly: Brother, why don't you go inside and chop up the corpse king?

Doudou glanced at the opponent's game ID, and immediately replied: You eat too much melatonin, can I squeeze in so many people?

Just as Shi Yuzhu was about to type, he suddenly saw the skill book popped out by the little zombie. He subconsciously stood up to pick it up, and clicked it with the mouse: Blazing Sword Art (Level 35).

Doudou heroine killed all directions: Get out of the way, I burst out!

Only melatonin is accepted as a gift: ...

Get out of the way, get out of the way! Doudou slashed wildly with the kitchen knife.

Shi Yuzhu's male fighter didn't lose much blood at all, he leisurely smoked a cigarette and said, Brother, don't mess around, you can't kill me.

Doudou was furious: I am a woman!

He, it's not a shemale, Shi Yuzhu said with a smile, Sisters, let's discuss it. I don't bully women. Give me a bank account number. I bought this 'Fire Sword Art' for 10,000 yuan.

Doudou said depressedly: My mother is not short of money!

Shi Yuzhu said again: You have no choice. The item protection period is almost over, and I won't give you a penny when the time comes, but you can still pick up this skill book.

Bastard! I'm not finished with you! Doudou was about to cry.

So far, only 4 copies of Fire Sword Art have been released on the entire server. This stuff is even rarer than top-grade equipment.

Doudou Maliu ran to the living room, Lin Zhuoyun was about to go to bed, and Song Weiyang just came out of the bathroom after taking a shower.

Uncle, do you have the premium account of Legend? Doudou asked.

Song Weiyang said, What's wrong?

Doudou said: I broke out a superb skill book and was robbed by a villain. I want to borrow a high-level account to get it back!

Song Weiyang came to Doudou's bedroom with a smile. At this time, the item protection time had just passed, Shi Yuzhu picked up the skill book and planned to run away, and a group of people from the corpse king were grabbing the half moon scimitar that had just exploded.

It's this bastard, he's about to run away! Doudou pointed at the computer screen.

Song Weiyang glanced at the other party's ID, and tentatively sent a secret message: Old Shi?

The gift only accepts melatonin and suddenly stopped: Sister has changed?

Doudou heroine killed all directions: Well, I am her uncle, are you Lao Shi?

Only melatonin is accepted as a gift: Who are you?

Doudou heroine killed all directions: Song Weiyang.

Only melatonin is accepted as a gift: I'm paying back Bill Gates.

Doudou heroine killed all directions: I asked you to buy shares of Minsheng Bank, and you sold me unfinished buildings of giants.

The gift only accepts melatonin: I'm so stupid, it's really you. That little sister just now is your niece?

Doudou heroine killed all directions: She is still a student, do you have the nerve to bully her?

Only melatonin is accepted as a gift: Forget it, forget it, stand over and trade. In other words, you are good at everything in this broken game, but the explosion rate of advanced skill books is too low, I can't even buy it with RMB.

Doudou Heroine kills all directions: Moderate games benefit the brain, excessive upper body games, brother, you'd better not be addicted, otherwise no matter how much you drink, you won't be able to make up for melatonin.

Only melatonin is accepted for gifts: Get out! I'm giving you money!

The Doudou heroine is killing all directions: We have to wait another half a month before we start charging. Now you are like whoring for nothing.

Only melatonin is accepted as a gift: Let me tell you, the map and equipment must be updated after the fee is paid. What's the situation with the new map?

Doudou heroine is killing all directions: The boss will explode the level 30 weapon, and the warrior's level 30 weapon is called 'judgment'.

Only melatonin is accepted as a gift: This name is domineering.

Honey, come here! Lin Zhuoyun suddenly shouted outside.

Doudou immediately went to make a deal, and after getting back the skill book, he happily chatted with Shi Yuzhu, and pretended to be Song Weiyang and ran to fight monsters and level up together. The two quickly discussed that Shi Yuzhu would use this Fire Sword Art first, and Shi Yuzhu would return another copy after Doudou rose to level 35, with an additional high-level equipment for interest.

Aisle outside.

Lin Zhuoyun covered her mouth, deeply feeling uneasy: I just vomited, according to the situation in the TV series, is it a sign of pregnancy?

When was the last time you didn't wear a condom? Song Weiyang began to recall.

Lin Zhuoyun said: Before you went to Shencheng for the party, you lived in Shenghai for a few days.

Song Weiyang rubbed the center of his brows: Then it should be, go to the hospital for an examination tomorrow.