Rebirth of the Wild Age

(A large chapter of more than 5,000 words, this time it can be counted as two chapters, right?)

Some people think about problems from a very strange angle, as if there is a lack of strings in their brains, so that they seem particularly outrageous and unreasonable.

After Song Weiyang failed to start a business for the first time in his previous life, he once partnered with someone to open a wedding company. In fact, it is a wedding studio, renting a room to accept orders everywhere, and immediately contacting wedding photographers and hosts when there are customers, and renting equipment to decorate the wedding scene by the way.

Song Weiyang has encountered several times when he suddenly changed his mind on the day of the wedding, one of which was because of money issues.

The man and woman negotiated a bride price of 10,001 yuan, which was a good omen, and the man was responsible for buying the wedding room and car.

On the day of the wedding, the bride's parents were deluded by relatives, saying that a colleague's daughter was not good-looking, and her education was not high. They accepted a bride price of 200,000 yuan, and the wedding room was written with the woman's name alone. Your daughter graduated from a bachelor's degree and is beautiful, but she only received 10,010 yuan as a bride price, and the wedding room was signed by both parties. What a disadvantage!

The bride's parents are not the kind of people who are greedy for money, but the more they think about it, the more aggrieved they feel that such a hasty marriage will embarrass their family with their relatives and friends.

Therefore, when the groom happily went to greet the bride, the bride's parents refused to open the door, forcing the groom to increase the price of the bride price to 99,999 yuan, which means forever and ever. Although the groom was unhappy, 100,000 yuan was not a lot, so he agreed with a sullen face.

This is not over yet, the bride's parents are forcing the groom to write a letter of guarantee, and immediately after the wedding is over, the marriage room will be transferred to the woman's name. The bride's parents also promised that they could take out half of the down payment to show that it was not because of greed for money, just to earn that face.

The bride probably read too much chicken soup, and she actually stood by her parents, so angry that the groom turned around and left, the wedding was canceled immediately, and the next day he took the bride to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through divorce procedures.

Since the wedding house and the car were all paid by the man's parents, they were purchased for the purpose of marriage. In the divorce lawsuit, the factual evidence is conclusive. Even if both parties signed the contract, the house and car were still awarded to the man, and only a small amount of compensation was required to be paid to the woman.

The bride didn't get anything, and the household registration file said divorced, and she became a laughing stock in the local area, losing all face.

There are even more ridiculous cases-

The groom comes to welcome the bride, and the bride's girlfriends make all kinds of troubles. Reciting poems, singing, barking like dogs, and doing push-ups are just pediatrics. The groom was asked to kneel down to the bride through the door. After the groom gritted his teeth and agreed, he asked the groom to kneel and kowtow to his father-in-law and mother-in-law in public, saying that he wanted to test the groom's filial piety. Immediately afterwards, the groom was asked to write a post-marriage guarantee letter on the spot, swearing to hand in all wages and always only obeying his wife's words.

The bride and the bride's parents actually thought that these were all lively and joking. Although they felt a little inappropriate, they didn't care about the groom's face at all, and laughed and let these idiots make noise.

Since there was no certificate at the time, the groom immediately called a female colleague in the company to propose in a rage.

The female colleague was rather frustrated, short and fat, but she had a good personality. She had always liked the groom, and she was invited to the wedding that day. After receiving the call, the female colleague was overjoyed, and went directly to rent a wedding dress. The wedding was ready-made, and they got married like this. I heard that life after marriage was not bad, and a fat boy was born in the second year.

Therefore, never overestimate the bottom line of some people's IQ, the reality is often more unbelievable than that.

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Regarding this kind of shit, it was easy for Song Weiyang to solve it, because the status of the two parties was completely unequal.

Before Song Weiyang could answer, the woman's second aunt also yelled: Yes, who are you? We are talking about the marriage of the two families. Is there a place for you to talk here?

Song Weiyang was wearing a T-shirt and jeans, and his face was tender, no different from other fresh graduates.

On the contrary, Hong Weiguo, who is a bodyguard, likes to wear shirts, trousers and leather shoes, and is not afraid of getting in the way at critical times. Coupled with the age and appearance of the two, when sitting together, Hong Weiguo is more like a boss, and Song Weiyang is like an assistant in charge of running errands.

A playful smile appeared on Song Weiyang's face, he pointed to Hong Weiguo and said, Let me introduce you. This is Manager Hong from our Xinda Real Estate Company. I'm Manager Hong's assistant Xiao Ma.

Including Song Weihong and Li Chenggong's couple, everyone is quite confused now. Manager Hong appeared out of nowhere, and Song Weiyang turned into some kind of assistant pony.

Li Chaoying was still angry at first, but at this moment, she couldn't help asking quietly: Mom, didn't you say that you want to invite your cousin today? Isn't he a cousin? Why is the surname Ma again?

Li Chaoying only knew that she had a cousin, but didn't know that the cousin was a big boss. The main reason was that the family members were afraid that he would think too much. After all, the two families hadn't really recognized each other.

Song Weihong warned her son, Don't say anything, let's see what your cousin says.

Hearing that he was the manager of the real estate company, the woman's uncle immediately put on a flattering expression and said with a smile, Hello, Manager Hong, are you a relative of Chaoying?

Hong Weiguo glanced at Song Weiyang, shook his head and said, No.

Song Weiyang immediately explained: It's like this. The Li family still has an old house in Yangpu, which happens to be within the scope of our company's demolition. We talked about it several times, but the Li family was still unwilling to move out, thinking that the demolition funds were too little. In fact, Yangpu is already a suburb, and 100,000 yuan for demolition is enough, and it’s just a dream to get more!”

When the woman's relatives heard that there was another 100,000 demolition funds, they were suddenly pleasantly surprised, thinking that this time they had married a rich family.

The woman's uncle actually spoke for the Li family: 100,000 yuan must be less, at least 150,000 yuan.

Song Weiyang said: My friend, you are being unreasonable. You have never seen the house. How do you know that it is worth 150,000 yuan for demolition? We are here to solve the problem today, not to create it!

The woman's uncle said, It's worth at least 120,000.

Song Weiyang said: My friend, listen to me first. I think today is an opportunity. You are going to marry the Li family, and the Li family can't afford the gift money. How about this, we will give 110,000 yuan to the Li family's old house in Yangpu The demolition money, and then the Li family used the money as a dowry. Our company solved the demolition problem, Li’s son got his wife, and you got the dowry money, so everyone is happy. Friends, do you think this makes sense?”

The woman's uncle and the family members looked at each other and nodded repeatedly: I think this can be done.

All of a sudden, the woman's family members began to talk, trying to persuade the Li family to agree to the demolition plan.

Song Weiyang gave his aunt a look, and Song Weihong immediately said, Okay, that's the deal, your betrothal money is not allowed to increase!

If it doesn't go up, it will be 68,000. The relatives of the woman smiled happily.

Song Weiyang laughed loudly: It seems that today is a very happy day, plus this little sister is admitted to university, that is four happy days. You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy. Come, drink!

Yes, drink, drink! Hong Weiguo echoed.

The woman's father, uncle, second uncle, and brother-in-law were caught by Song Weiyang in various toasts, and even the woman's women were poured several glasses of white wine. Because they were able to get the 68,000 dowry gift, they were all overjoyed. They completely let go of their vigilance and were already celebrating in advance.

Song Weiyang hooked shoulders with the woman's uncle, and soon called them brothers: Brother, you look like a cultural person, where can you get high?

The woman's mother proudly said: My son studied at a teacher's college and works as a teacher in a junior high school in the county.

It's good to be a teacher, soul engineer, Song Weiyang said, Come on, teacher, I'll toast you again!

The woman's uncle waved his hand and said, No, I can't drink any more.

Song Weiyang said: It was not easy to take exams in teacher colleges before, but now you can go to colleges. I especially admire cultural people. You are a high-achieving student, so you have to give me face.

I really can't drink anymore. The woman's uncle said confusedly.

Song Weiyang respected the woman's parents again: Master, aunt, it's not easy for you to raise a high-achieving student. Hero father, hero mother, I must toast to both of you!

It's not easy, the girl's father said proudly. In those few years, all the money from the family was used for his education. It took him three years to get into a teacher's college. But it was worth it. The first technical secondary school student in our village, eating National food.

This is the golden phoenix flying out of the mountain nest, Song Weiyang immediately turned around to toast, Teacher, you must drink this cup. Let's drink for the hard work of the two elders!

The woman's mother urged: Little Sanzi, just drink.

Drink, drink. The woman's uncle could only bite the bullet and drink.

Song Weiyang started chatting about family affairs again: Is today's harvest okay?

The woman's father shook his head again and again: The harvest is not good. There are floods in the news. There is a drought over there. It has been drought for several months.

Song Weiyang said with emotion: Farmers are really hard. Farming is hard work, and you have to submit a deposit. You can't earn much throughout the year.

That's not true, the woman's uncle got excited and started talking, This year is only half over, and there are more than 200 people who have withdrawn and retained money, and those who are cadres are bandits!

Song Weiyang kept talking about the miserable situation in the countryside through the social survey conducted in the past few months, which aroused the sympathy of the relatives of the woman, and said what was in her heart.

After half an hour, Song Weiyang had found out the situation of this family clearly.

The woman's whole family is of peasant origin, and only one uncle works as a teacher in the county.

The bad is on this teacher!

According to the content of these people's chats, they value two or three hundred yuan very seriously, and it is absolutely impossible to open their mouths to ask for a gift of sixty-eight thousand yuan. Even 3,000 yuan is considered a very considerable number.

Only this uncle who is a teacher has seen the world, probably read some newspapers, and thinks that everyone in Shenghai is rich, so it is no problem to spend tens of thousands of dollars casually. It happened that the school was on summer vacation, so the teacher urged the whole family to go to Shenghai to enjoy the autumn wind. He also heard that Song Xinghua could get more than 100,000 yuan for the demolition, so he asked for 68,000 yuan.

Seeing that the situation was almost over, Song Weiyang suddenly took out his mobile phone and said with a smile, You guys keep drinking, I'll go out and make a phone call.

When the woman's uncle saw Song Weiyang's cell phone, his eyes lit up, thinking that after the gift money was shared, he would buy a good one himself.

After walking out of the restaurant, Song Weiyang immediately called Xifeng headquarters: Hi, I'm Song Weiyang, does Xifeng have a branch in xx county, xx city, xx province?

Let me check...there is a branch in the city, but there is only one dealership in the county.

You call the manager of the city branch and ask him to contact me himself.

Soon, the general manager of the city branch called, and Song Weiyang said: Inform the person in charge of the distribution office in xx County, and ask him to go to the principal of Chengguan Middle School immediately, and tell him that Fu Minyi, a teacher of their school, is in Shengguan Hai committed a crime, and was arrested by the police for stealing money. I gave him 20,000 yuan in activity funds, recorded it in my private account, and remitted it tomorrow. This teacher named Fu Minyi, a black sheep, must be fired! Forget it, You ask the person in charge of the dealership to call me directly, and I will teach him how to do it face to face.

A few minutes later, the county distribution office also received a call. After giving instructions, Song Weiyang went back to continue drinking with a smile.

Back at the wine table, Song Weiyang said to Hong Weiguo in a low voice, Go to the police and say someone stole something.

Hong Weiguo immediately excused himself to go to the toilet and left silently.

Song Weiyang sat next to the woman's uncle, crossed his shoulders and said, Brother, are you ready?

The woman's uncle said confusedly: Drink...and drink again!

About fifteen minutes later, the police from the police station broke into the restaurant and asked, Whose things were stolen?

Song Weiyang immediately stood up: Mine, my wallet is gone. It was still there during the meal. Someone here must have stolen it!

The woman's uncle smiled drunkenly and said, Then you have to... search for it... hiccup!

Song Weiyang suddenly turned his face: Search them all, I have a credit card in my wallet with a credit limit of 5 million and a lot of cash!

The police couldn't figure out what was going on, and they were a little confused by the figure of 5 million. They said with a straight face, Whoever stole it, take it out and strive for leniency.

The arrival of the police woke up most of the drunkenness of everyone, and they looked at each other as if they didn't take it seriously.

Song Weiyang grabbed the woman's uncle's clothes: Did you steal it? When I was drinking just now, you were the closest to me.

Are you sick? The woman's uncle pushed Song Weiyang away.

Song Weiyang leaned over suddenly, picked up the leather bag leaning against the foot of the stool and said, Is this your bag?

It's mine, what... what's wrong? the woman's uncle asked.

Song Weiyang unzipped the leather bag, took out a wallet and said, This is the wallet, and there is my ID card in it! Well, you know the face and know the heart, but you took the opportunity of drinking to steal my wallet. Already!

I... I didn't steal it, the woman's uncle turned pale, and quickly realized, You put it in yourself, you framed me!

The woman's relatives also exploded, jumping up one after another, pointing at Song Weiyang and yelling.

Although Li Chenggong's eldest brother and sister-in-law's family didn't understand what was going on, they were happy to watch the show at this time, and urged the police to arrest them quickly.

Li Chaoying said: Mom, what is my cousin doing?

Song Weihong said, Don't talk.

Li Chenggong said: Wei Hong, your nephew is too...too that.

At this time, the restaurant was in a mess, and the woman's relatives were so excited that they couldn't help but start their hands. The woman's second aunt grabbed Song Weiyang's clothes and was about to scratch them.

The policeman was overwhelmed and shouted: Stop! Everyone follow me back to the police station!

When they arrived at the police station, one party killed himself and the money was stolen, while the other party insisted that it was framed. Since no economic loss was caused, the police could only coax and intimidate to coordinate, but no one was willing to take a step back.

The quarrel lasted until three o'clock in the afternoon, when Song Weiyang's cell phone rang, and after saying a few words, he handed it to the policeman: Comrade policeman, tell me about the situation.

The police came in without knowing it, answered the phone and said, Hello, this is Shenghai City xx Police Station.

Comrade policeman, hello, I'm Hu Liquan, the principal of Chengguan Middle School in xx County, is there something wrong with Fu Minyi, the teacher of our school? asked over the phone.

The police said: It is suspected of stealing property, the amount is huge, and we are dealing with it.

The two chatted for a while, and when the phone was handed to the woman's uncle, the principal scolded: Fu Minyi, you bastard, you have lost your face to Shenghai. Come back quickly and take the things in your dormitory Move out, you're fired!

The woman's uncle was so frightened that his legs limp: Principal, listen to my explanation. I didn't steal anything. Someone framed me.

The police will arrest you if you don't steal anything? the principal said angrily.

I, I, I... The woman's uncle couldn't argue.

In this world, things that can be solved with money are not a big deal.

Song Weiyang spent 20,000 yuan in activity funds, which is an amount that is absolutely irresistible to a junior high school principal in a county town. What's more, he has confirmed that the teacher in his school was really arrested by the Shenghai police, and he has enough reasons to expel him!

After all, the woman's uncle is a person who can be admitted to a teacher's college. He is not stupid, and he can figure things out in minutes. At the same time, his back felt cold. His hometown is more than 1,000 kilometers away from Shenghai. The person in front of him not only contacted his principal in a short time, but also got the principal to fire him.

Who can afford this kind of sky-reaching method!

Seeing that the job is gone, and there may be jail time. The woman's uncle knelt on the ground with a plop, hugged Song Weiyang's thigh and said, Brother, let me go, whatever you say will do. Please, I beg you...

Song Weiyang lit a cigarette, smiled and said to his aunt, Auntie, you can negotiate and settle it yourself.

This smile is very bright, but very scary. Not only the woman's relatives, but even Li Chenggong and Song Weihong's couple were frightened by Song Weiyang's methods.

Anyway, as an outsider, Song Weiyang could only intervene so much.

The cousin is willing to get married, and he will definitely not be drunk by his wife's natal family in the future. If my cousin had a falling out with his girlfriend, then it doesn't matter, the big deal is to find another one.

Goofy routine?

nonexistent.

The two sides negotiated until the evening and reached a compromise.

Cousin's dowry was still 3,000 yuan, and the woman promised not to ask for money in the future—forgive them for not daring. Song Weiyang agreed not to pursue, the case was dismissed, and he called the principal himself to explain, and by the way, praised the woman's uncle.

The only one who made a profit was the principal, who took 20,000 yuan from Song Weiyang for nothing.

Song Weiyang walked to his cousin with a smile: Why are you so far away from me? I don't eat people.

Li Tingting said, You scared me.

Then am I a bad person? Song Weiyang asked.

No, Li Tingting shook his head, but it's more terrifying than bad guys.

Li Chenggong, Song Weihong's family, and Li Chenggong's eldest brother and sister-in-law's family also talked a lot on the way back:

Success, Wei Hong, who is that young man?

Wei Hong's brother's son, who went to become an educated youth, is now a big boss.

Rich people are like this, one is more powerful than the other, killing without blood.

He also wanted to help Chaoying discuss marriage, out of kindness.

Good intentions are good intentions, but the means are too dirty and tough. At the beginning, he was smiling and coaxing your in-laws around, and said all his heartfelt words. It really means turning your face and losing his job. , and send him to jail. I still sweat when I think about it now, you said that if we meet this kind of person, we won’t let others play around with us.”

This kid is actually quite a good person.

In these days, can a good person become a big boss? Relatives can be recognized, but don't get too close, we are not in the same class as them.

You're talking too much. That's my nephew too. Can he still harm me? It's not good for him to harm me.

What I mean is, relatives belong to relatives, don't try to take advantage of others. No matter how much money there is, it's someone else's. It's our duty to earn money by working hard honestly.

Oh, I didn't want to take advantage of him either.

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