Rebirth: I’m Lv Bu

Ailang laughed and said: "This is called a complete victory!" Then he frowned: "But the loss of more than 2,000 people is still a bit more." Everyone couldn't help laughing, only when Ailang was telling a joke. . It’s no wonder they think this way, because in ancient times there was a saying, “Killing ten thousand enemies will hurt oneself eight thousand.” In other words, if you destroy ten thousand enemies, you will lose eight thousand people, and kill like this is now. The enemy's 5,000 people captured 35,000 people, but he lost only 2,000 people. This can be said to be a miraculous victory. If you are not satisfied with such a victory, I am afraid that there will be no satisfactory victory.

Ai Lang thought of Liu Bei and asked, "Have you found Liu Bei and them?" Hou Cheng clasped his fist and said, "The scout reported back that he found that Liu Bei and his three brothers led thousands of remnants to the west.

Jia Xu said: "Go west, that is to take refuge in Cao Cao."

Ai Lang couldn't help but think of the plot in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", remembering that Liu Bei seemed to have indeed defected to Cao Cao, and it seemed that cooking and talking about heroes happened during that time. Ailang left Liu Bei's matter behind, and he didn't care about the bereaved dog at all now.

Zhao Yun couldn't help but sighed: "Xuande is also considered a generation of heroes. I didn't expect to fall to this point!"

Jia Xu smiled and said: "It's like a big wave scouring the sand. There are always countless heroes falling in the chaos of the world! Only the last one left can encompass the eight wilderness and dominate the world!" When everyone heard these words, they couldn't help feeling a little. Come, I'm thinking about whether I can hold on to the end?

Ailang asked Jia Xu: "Wenhe, can we attack Xiaopei next? Today's battle has made them panic and frightened. It must be very easy to capture Xiaopei!" All the generals also agreed. Vice eager to try.

Jia Xu smiled slightly, looking like a bamboo in his chest. Ailang saw him like this, you know he must have bad water in his stomach again.

In Xiaopei City. Ji Ling sat down at the top case table, shocked, and couldn't help exclaiming: "Damn! When did Lu Bu have such a terrible cavalry?!" The generals heard the words. Can't help showing a look of trepidation. A general couldn't help saying: "Those cavalrymen are like iron horses, and the rain of arrows can't hurt them, and the shield wall can't stop them for a while! They are really invincible where the iron armor is surging!"

Another general couldn’t help saying, “Lü Bu has such a terrible cavalry. We go out to find death!” The generals all agreed, thinking that the armored force was invincible, and they were unwilling to go out of the city anymore. .

Ji Ling's face was depressed, thinking that in the end there would be only one dead end when he was trapped in the lonely city, but if he led the army to break through the siege and the armored cavalry was there, it would be just to die, and he couldn't help feeling dilemma. In the end, Ji Ling angered and said loudly: "We are here! We still have fifty thousand troops, and there is enough food and grass. I don't believe that Lu Bu can come in!" Hearing these words, the generals couldn't help being calm. Less, I feel that there will be no problems staying at Xiaopei at least temporarily.

Ji Ling shouted to a general: "You go out of the city to ask for help from the lord, saying that I have attracted Lu Bu's army to Xiaopei. Please lead the army to join me inside and outside immediately, and you will surely destroy Lu Bu in one fell swoop!" Holding a fist to promise, ran down.

Ai Lang came to the middle of the tiger cavalry to gossiping with everyone. Although Ai Lang didn't have any eloquence, he remembered a lot of bad things. When he said it, everyone laughed. It's actually very simple to be happy among men, and you can immediately resonate with everyone by scolding a few mothers and making some bad jokes.

At this time, Jia Xu, who had delivered the order according to Ai Lang's instructions, came over, and saw Ai Lang mingling with the officers and soldiers, and couldn't help but smile. Stepped forward, clasped his fists and said, "Lord."

Ailang stopped, saw Jia Xu coming, and smiled: "Are you here?"

Jia Xu said: "The subordinates have delivered all the orders according to the lord's instructions."

Ailang nodded and said: "Okay." Then he asked Jia Xu to sit next to him, and said to everyone: "I will give you a riddle. Whoever guesses it, I will reward whoever has a wine." The officers and soldiers shouted. Get up to tell Ellen to speak the riddle. An officer asked: "General, what if several people guess it?" Ailang said straightforwardly: "Then I will give each person a jar of wine! I'm very generous!" Everyone laughed.

Ai Lang said, "I'm talking riddles now, and I've listened well." The scene immediately became silent, and everyone's eyes were fixed on Ai Lang.

Ellen said, "There were four turtles and they got into a small cave. Then four more turtles went in. But after a while, only the last four turtles came out. Why?"

When everyone heard this question, they couldn't help looking at each other. Some people pick their heads, some people frown and think hard. A soldier said loudly, "Did the other four tortoises walk away from another hole?

Ailang shook his head and said, "No, no. Only the hole where they enter."

"That's something beast inside that ate four turtles."

Ailang said in an unpleasant manner; "If you were that beast, would you let the other four tortoises go?" The other officers and soldiers couldn't help laughing.

The officers and soldiers thought for a long time, but couldn't think of the reason. An officer first surrendered: "This question is too difficult, I really can't think of it!" Other officers and soldiers also expressed that they couldn't think of it, and asked Ailang to give the answer. At this moment, Jia Xu also looked at Ai Lang very curiously, because although he was arrogant and resourceful, he couldn't think of an answer to Ai Lang's question just now.

Ailang was very proud and said, "Actually, this question is very simple. Because the four tortoises in the front are female tortoises, and the four tortoises in the back are male tortoises. The male tortoise wants to give birth to baby turtles, so he overturned the female tortoise. After finishing the work, the male tortoise came out carrying his pants, but the female tortoise was still turning over there, and of course she couldn't move. So only four tortoises came out!"

Everyone was shocked, stunned for a while, and then burst into a burst of earth-shattering laughter. Jia Xu couldn't help giving a thumbs up to Ai Lang, and said with a smile: "The lord is really clever!"

Ai Lang finished talking with the officers and soldiers, and returned to the big account with Jia Xu. Jia Xu couldn't help but said with emotion: "The lord's leadership is really eye-opening for me! Throughout the ages, I am afraid that no lord or general can have such a harmonious relationship with his officers and soldiers like brothers!"

Ellen said, "What's the matter! You don't look at who I am!" He laughed, not knowing how humble he was.

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