Rebirth: I’m Lv Bu
Chapter 23: Aphrodisiac
Ailang was confused when he heard it, and asked angrily, "What's the hidden disease? What's the hidden disease? I asked you what medicine my wife came to buy?"
The old doctor asked in surprise: "Isn't it the strong man taking medicine?"
"Yeah. Sooner or later, my wife forced me to drink a bowl of terrible potion and made me miserable. I just want to ask you, what is the purpose of such a terrible potion?"
The old man said: "It is to treat men's diseases, such as not lifting and so on." Seeing that Ailang still didn't understand him, he immediately pointed to his crotch and whispered in his ear.
Ai Lang was stunned, feeling very depressed, and feeling dumbfounded. It turned out that when her wife saw that she never had **** with her, she even suspected that there was a problem with her body, so she bought this **** medicine for herself. Ailang was so distressed that he didn't know what to do. Then he asked the old doctor: "I ask you, if the body is okay with eating, will there be any problems with eating?" The old doctor immediately shook his head and said, "Of course not! This medicine is mainly tonic. It’s just sweating profusely in the middle of the night, and then just being unyielding!"
Ailang didn't understand it for a while, and after thinking about it, he understood what he meant. The so-called "unyielding" should mean setting up a tent uncontrollably.
On the way back, Ailang thought about how to deal with this matter, and finally felt that she could only continue to drink the terrible potion. Because the only way to solve this problem is to sleep with Mrs. Lu Bu, but for this kind of thing, although Ai Lang often dreams about it, if he really wants to do it, he still feels a little lumpy.
Ai Lang felt that she was really unlucky, and sighed and went home.
The envoy of Guo Bang and Li Que came to Chang'an to surrender to the court and hope that the court can forgive them for their sins. However, Wang Yun did not accept it at all, and ordered the envoy to immediately launch the beheading. Chen Gong arrived at the news, but it was already too late, and he came to make a difference.
Chen Gong was shocked and asked Wang Yun angrily: "Dong Zhuofu Zhuo, the Xiliang Army has no leader, this is a great time to subdue them! Why did the Taishi beheaded? Isn't this to force them to rebel?"
Wang Yun snorted and said, "The reason why Dong Zhuo was able to ravage the capital and seize the sacred driver is all because of Guo Pun and Li Que's assistance to him! Now it is a good time to take this opportunity to exterminate them, how can we instead take them in and let them become court officials Slightly! Doesn't this condone treason, I am afraid everyone will follow them in the future!"
Chen Gong stared at Wang Yun for a moment, smiled and shook his head, and turned around without being polite.
Chen Gong hurried to Lu Bu’s residence, but did not see Lu Bu. He saw Mrs. Lu Bu. Mrs. Lu Bu told him that Lu Bu had received Chen Gong’s order and had gone to gather troops outside the city, ready to go west to meet Guo Pun and Li Que. .
Chen Gong hurried to the Lu Bu military camp outside the city, and finally saw Lu Bu.
Ailang was very happy to see Chen Gong coming. Chen Gong asked angrily: "General, why don't you stop Wang Yun from killing Guo Bang Li Que's messenger?"
Ai Lang said: "I want to stop it too, but when I heard the news, Wang Yun had already killed the messenger." Then he said teasingly: "Wang Yun, this old guy is really a stubborn guy! Can easily take it away. Are the soldiers and horses of Guo Pan and Li Que not good? I have to kill them all!"
Chen Gong sneered: "Does the general think that Wang Yun is obsessed with moral concepts? Wrong! Humph, he is for his own power!"
Ailang was puzzled and asked, "What does this mean?"
Chen Gong frowned and said: "Guo Pun and Li Que's 150,000 people, if they enter the court as officials, they can fight against the generals, but they squeeze Wang Yun to the side! At that time, the court will have the generals and Guo Punli. It's a matter of decision, nothing will happen to him, Wang Yun!"
After hearing his analysis, Ellen couldn't help but suddenly realized, and cursed: "This old boy actually thinks about power so much!"
Chen Gongdao: "I'm afraid it's more than that, he might still want to..."
Ellen asked curiously: "What else does he think?"
Chen Gong shook his head and said, "It's nothing." Chen Gong actually suspected that Wang Yun still had Guo Bang, Li Quehao and Lu Bu fighting, and he wanted to reap the benefits of the fishermen, but if this was said, it would provoke Lu Bu's anger, and then rebel With one blow, the situation will only get worse, so Chen Gong did not make this inference out.
Chen Gongchao Ailang clasped his fist and said: "General, then Guo Pan and Li Que are now in turmoil in the army, and he is fighting quickly. You must not postpone it for a long time. Later, you will change!"
Ellen nodded, and then asked, "Don't you think your husband will go all the way with me? I want my husband to advise me!"
Chen Gong said, "I have to stay in Chang'an."
Ai Lang didn't care, nodded and said, "Well, when I solve Guo Bang and Li Que, come back and invite Mr. to drink."
Chen Gong smiled and clasped his fists: "Then I will wait for the good news of the general's triumphant victory!"
At this time, Zhang Liao rushed to Ai Lang, clasped his fists and said: "General, the army has been assembled!" Ai Lang waved his hand: "Go!" The fifty thousand army left the barracks and drove straight to the west, with flags like clouds. The sword is as strong as the forest, the army is prosperous, and the soldiers only want to kill the enemy and make contributions.
Standing on a high place, Chen Gong watched the distant figure of the army, frowning, and he had a very bad premonition in his heart. Then he hurried back to Chang'an.
It is said that Guo Pan and Li Que had hoped that the court would take them in, but he was shocked when he received the news that the envoy was killed by Lu Bu's army. Li Que panicked and said to Guo Bang: "The court refuses to forgive us, let's run away!" Guo Bang said ruthlessly, "You and I have 150,000 troops in your hands, afraid of what they do! Let's simply fight. If you can break into Chang'an and capture the emperor, you and I will share the wealth of high-ranking officials! If you run away, you and I have no soldiers or generals, then you will really be slaughtered!" Li Que heard this. , I only feel that it makes sense, and I can't help but feel desperate.
The two immediately summoned the generals and said to them: "Wang Yun refused to forgive everyone. He has ordered Lu Buxi to come and threatened to kill us Xiliang people!"
The generals were terrified, and then someone yelled: "The court wants our lives, we will fight them!" As soon as these words came out, the generals shouted: "Fight! Fight!" Encouraging everyone, immediately sent the army to go out immediately, Dong Jin and Lu Bu decisive battle.
Soon after, the Xiliang army arrived on the west bank of Lishui. At this time, the scout sent an emergency report saying that Lu Bu's army had arrived on the east bank of Lishui. Guo Bang asked Li Que to take the lead in crossing the river to get his foot in the battle. Li Que immediately led an army of 50,000 under his command to wading across the Lishui and quickly lined up on the east bank of Lishui.
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