Rebirth: If the school beauty is not sweet, why should I lick her?

The day after the exam, Zhou Jiangnan happily slept in.

Last night, Lao Zhou agreed to let him drink a small glass of wine for the first time, which helped him sleep very well.

He was used to going to school early and coming back late, but he felt a little empty when he was free.

Both his parents went to work. There was a note and 200 yuan on the table. The note was written by Luo Xiaoying.

"My son, breakfast is in the pot. Eat the eggs. Don't eat only the egg white. You can use this 200 yuan as pocket money. You can go anywhere in the county town to play, but you are not allowed to take a bath in Qingshui River!"

At this time, the salary of the cement factory was only a little over 800 yuan a month. 200 yuan was already a considerable amount for this ordinary working-class family.

Feeling the heavy motherly love, Zhou Jiangnan stuffed the money back into the drawer of the master bedroom.

There was still about 5,000 yuan left from selling two songs last time, so there was no need to take it from home.

Following the instructions of Comrade Luo Xiaoying, he swallowed an egg with difficulty, then cleaned up and rode out.

Today the weather was very good, and I had nothing to do so I went to the county and went to the Internet cafe to kill time.

Lingjiang County is not a big city, but it has five public middle schools, including No. 1 Middle School and No. 2 Middle School, and two vocational high schools, which almost accommodate half of the high school students in the county.

Internet cafes, billiard halls and other entertainment venues are very popular during holidays.

Thanks to his experience of hanging out with Li Pengfei, Zhou Jiangnan went around several alleys and came to the newly opened Happy Internet Cafe.

"Boss, top up 10 yuan."

The boss took the money and didn't ask him if he had an ID card, and quickly turned on the machine.

Zhou Jiangnan registered his QQ number first according to his habit, but the penguin icon flashed as soon as he logged in, and he received several friend requests.

Those nicknames are also very characteristic of the era, such as "殘缺、的爱" and "措以~用的泣", which are very confusing.

The only name that looked relatively traditional was "Fisherman Sings Evening".

He rejected all non-mainstream names and only accepted the friend request from "Fisherman Sings Evening".

Then he looked at his nickname "Yanyu Jiangnan" and felt that it was too literary, so he changed it to "Level 8 Big Gale".

"Fisherman Sings Evening" was online, but the information was blank, the rating was only one star, and the age was written as confidential. I don't know which old woman was chatting about youthful enthusiasm.

The other party did not send a message, and Zhou Jiangnan was not interested in chatting with her.

Just as he was about to play a game, the pop-up box was shaking wildly, and Li Pengfei, the guy, was online.

Dapeng: "You are so good, Zhou Jiangnan. You actually went out to surf the Internet. Where are you? I'll find you."

Level 8 Gale: "Happy Internet Cafe."

Dapeng: "Wait, Dad will be here soon."

Li Pengfei's QQ avatar turned black and he went offline. Zhou Jiangnan opened CS and started playing. After one round, the guy was still not there, so he started browsing forums.

On the Maladasheng forum, a post was posted not long ago, with the title:

"Rumor has it that there will be a highway passing through our province in the latest plan, and someone is going to get rich by demolishing another house"

It was only ten minutes after the post was posted, and it soon became a hot post and was pinned to the top.

Zhou Jiangnan clicked in and saw that although the rumor only roughly mentioned a few passing places, it was exactly the same as the highway route in his memory.

The replies below the post were also very interesting.

Some people asked the poster to provide information to prove the authenticity, some people begged for more inside information, and some people said that the whole family of the liar should be killed.

The poster didn't reply much. It was all about a household registration book. Believe it or not.

Zhou Jiangnan didn't reply, but he was reassured.

Since the gossip has spread, it's not groundless.

At least it proves that his rebirth has not caused a butterfly effect yet.

While he was thinking, Yuzhou Changwan finally sent a message: "Yanyu Jiangnan is so good, why change the name?"

Zhou Jiangnan was happy. Can't you read it backwards?

It seems that the first generation of netizens is still too naive.

He made up a jingle: "Eight-level gale, blow into your heart. Blow away the haze, and every day is sunny."

After a short while, the other party replied: "Uh, you are so humorous."

Zhou Jiangnan was unable to complain, so this is humorous?

It seems that the embarrassment threshold of middle-aged people is still too high.

He subconsciously determined that the person on the other side was a middle-aged woman in her thirties or forties, and he didn't have much interest in chatting. He replied with a few periods and didn't bother to pay attention.

Li Pengfei happened to come to the Internet cafe, and the Trash Brothers duo reunited, so he decisively went to play CS.

During this time, Yuzhou Changwan sent a few more messages but received no response. When he returned to the chat box after a game, she was already offline.

Zhou Jiangnan was calm and changed his QQ status toChange to invisible.

"Jiangnan, help me analyze whether this ╰Sad Smile is a woman?"

Li Pengfei has already opened Fantasy Westward Journey, and a character named "╰Sad Smile" Xuan Cai'e is calling him brother in a coquettish way.

Looking at the various emoticons in that paragraph of text, Zhou Jiangnan was a little unsure for a while.

"Brother~ I want to change my color, can you give me ten colorful fruits?"

Li Pengfei hesitated for a moment and replied: "Didn't you just dye it, why do you want to change it again?"

"Hehe~ It looks good, my husband will give it to me~"

"Hiss..." Zhou Jiangnan took a breath of cold air. The other party's tea art is a bit advanced, and it is indeed difficult to tell the male from the female.

Li Pengfei looked at him expectantly, his eyes weak and helpless. Zhou Jiangnan thought for a while and said, "Fatty, ask her to add QQ."

"She has already added it. Look."

Li Pengfei opened QQ. The nickname of the other party was the same as the name in the game. The information showed that the gender was female and the age was eighteen.

"Fatty, send a message... Forget it, get up, I will chat." Zhou Jiangnan changed seats with him and started to operate.

"Qianxiao, I am not happy that Kobe did not win the championship this year."

"Who is Kobe? Is he your friend?"

"Oh, I forgot that you don't understand. Forget it, let's not talk about this. I want you to help me with something. My cousin is about to turn sixteen. I don't know what gift to give her. Do you have any good suggestions?"

"Give girls Disney co-branded dolls, cute little skirts, Japanese comic cards, notebooks..."

The other party said a lot without hesitation. The moment Zhou Jiangnan saw the notebook, he no longer had any doubts.

If you are not a true expert, you will not know this thing at all, so he stood up and clasped his hands together: "Fatty, it's really a woman, the identification error coefficient is within 1%."

Li Pengfei was overjoyed: "Hahaha, I said it would not be wrong, she must be a girl."

As soon as the voice fell, a voice said faintly: "I only said she was a woman, and I didn't say she was a beauty. What if she is Ruhua?"

"Fuck, then wait a while, and give her colorful fruits after meeting her."

The trust between people collapsed in an instant, and the fat man in front of him hesitated from this moment.

Zhou Jiangnan witnessed him locking the levelless and putting it into the warehouse.

Once suspicion arises, the crime is established, as the saying goes!