Rebirth: If the school beauty is not sweet, why should I lick her?

Last night?

I just drank a bottle of fake wine, otherwise how could I see you again.

Zhou Jiangnan met Li Pengfei's puzzled eyes with a fatherly smile, then narrowed his eyes, after all, this fat guy reminded him of unbearable memories.

Yes, why did he change?

Before he became cowardly, when did he become cowardly? He was obviously a sunny and cheerful boy.

At that time, in the town's junior high school, he was always the pride of the teacher, the one that all the students looked up to, and the best student in the town.

He won awards in the Mathematical Olympiad and gave speeches under the national flag.

He was so outstanding before he was sixteen.

So when did he change?

Maybe it started when he met Zhao Wanwan.

The boy was ignorant, and he was in love for the first time. He willingly turned into a loyal dog around the school beauty.

Who knows that she has a better family background, more attention than you, more favor from teachers, and even her only achievement is better than yours, which is completely crushing in all aspects.

Otherwise, how come the four words "equal status" have been passed down for thousands of years?

Zhao Wanwan's brilliance is too dazzling. At first, he could look at her for a few seconds, but slowly he lowered his head when he saw her.

He was rejected when he wrote a letter, sent milk, and helped as a student on duty...

After being rejected ten times, he became timid, and then completely lost himself in those cold words.

He gave up on himself and fell into self-denial.

His unstable values ​​collapsed at the bottom, and he fell into self-denial.

Then he was looked down upon even more.

Over time, he became an inferior and cowardly personality, and even left a psychological shadow.

...

Retracting his thoughts, the fat man Li in front of him was probably the only classmate in the class who cared about him.

Zhou Jiangnan felt relieved, and his eyes became softer.

"Fuck, don't look at me like that, I'm not Zhao Wanwan!" Li Pengfei was so scared that he was incoherent and took three steps back.

Could it be that this guy has been suppressed for too long and has become a psychopath?

"Fatty, don't mention Zhao Wanwan anymore, she's nothing special, if you think she's a goddess, she's a goddess, if you think she's a flower, she's still a flower."

Zhou Jiangnan returned to his normal state and sneered, "Since we're father and son, I'll teach you a way to break the goddess' halo, so you won't be stage fright when you see a beautiful woman in the future."

"I don't believe it, you don't understand it yourself, and you're still teaching me?"

"I dreamed about it last night, and I just put it into practice, and you saw the effect, so you just said whether you want to listen or not?"

"Ah, what are you waiting for, hurry up!"

Fatty Li stepped forward and humbly asked for advice, Zhou Jiangnan was a good teacher, and he started to eliminate licking dogs from around him.

"Let me tell you, some girls look bright and beautiful on the outside, but in fact they don't take care of themselves at home, throw their smelly socks around, don't wash their underwear, don't change the sheets for a month, and have body odor and foot odor."

"And no matter how beautiful a girl is, she still has to go to the toilet, and she might even get constipated..."

"Imagine that scene, a beautiful face becomes hideous, does it lose its aura?"

Li Pengfei imagined it, and then shook his head quickly: "Oh, so disgusting... But Jiangnan, your method is too vulgar."

"Just tell me if it works?"

"It seems to work a little."

"So, with your IQ, it's hard for me to explain the high-end principles to you. I can only use the simplest expression to let the knowledge enter your head in this vulgar way."

"Really? I always feel like you are fooling me."

"What the hell."

Zhou Jiangnan bought fried stinky tofu on the roadside and handed a bunch to Li Pengfei, eating while persuading him.

"Look at this stinky tofu, it smells bad but tastes good, just like some girls who don't look pretty, but have good personalities and are caring, and are very comfortable to get along with."

"And some girls look cute and adorable like lemons, but are actually sour and astringent, which is very unappetizing..."

"Anyway, after all I've said, Fatty, have you figured it out?"

"Uh, are you asking me to choose between girls who are pretty but not useful or girls who are useful but not pretty?"

"Yes."

"Well, I still like pretty girls, I haven't figured it out." Fatty Li scratched his head and smiled awkwardly but politely.

"You didn't understand? That's fucking right." Zhou Jiangnan said seriously, "According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, it's not enough to just be full, you have to eat well..."

"Stop, stop, stop, I don't understand your theory of the dead horse, just get to the point."

"When you are full and warm, you will think about sex."

"Speak human language."

"It's normal to like beautiful things."

"Tsk, you talk nonsense, but in fact you still like pretty girls like Zhao Wanwan, you idiot."

"Correct me, I like pretty girls, but I don't like her anymore."

"I don't believe it."

The two passed by the bus stop, Zhao Wanwan was waiting for the bus, Li Pengfei rolled his eyes and walked over with the stinky tofu.

"Li Pengfei, are you going to die? Move it away, it stinks!"

Zhao Wanwan covered her nose with disgust, not knowing what the fat guy was up to.

"Hehe, it stinks, but it tastes good." Li Pengfei took a bite happily.

"Unlike some people, they look good but are actually not as delicious as stinky tofu."

"Fatty Li, what do you mean? Explain it clearly if you can." The school beauty felt that she was implied, and the fat guy had something to say.

"It wasn't me who said that, it was Zhou Jiangnan who said that Zhao Wanwan, you are not as delicious as stinky tofu." Li Pengfei jumped on his bicycle and ran away, laughing wildly.

A mineral water bottle was thrown over, but the fat guy dodged it flexibly.

Zhao Wanwan stared at the scapegoat with a bad face: "Zhou Jiangnan, what do you mean? Comparing me with my stinky tofu? "

Zhou Jiangnan glanced at her but ignored her, getting on his bike and starting.

"Speak up, weren't you good at playing basketball in the afternoon? Why are you afraid to speak now? You don't dare to speak to my face, but only dare to say bad things behind my back, coward!"

"Who are you calling a coward?" The handsome guy was unhappy.

"You!"

"Say it again."

"Zhou Jiangnan, you coward! A weak and powerless softie!"

"Then I'll show you where I'm tough!" Zhou Jiangnan was furious and grabbed her hand and held it tightly.

It hurts so much.

Zhao Wanwan pulled her hand back in a flash, and then slapped her in the face.

Zhou Jiangnan had predicted it long ago, and he grabbed her hand again.

"Ahhh, Zhou Jiangnan, you bastard, I will never like someone like you in my life."

"Really? Thank God. "

Li Pengfei watched the two's movements from a distance, and was stunned.

Zhou Jiangnan caught up with him and kicked him.

Zhao Wanwan stayed where he was for a long time without moving.