Rebirth: I Want to Surf

Blink of an eye to the 23rd, test sales began.

The city's 13 districts and counties spread out, and each company set up its own sales point, and the government also specially developed a system.

The general process is: Farmers bring their ID cards to buy products for home appliances to go to the countryside. Instead of an invoice, they will be given a "subsidy certificate" on site, and then enter their personal information into the system.

Farmers then take their household registration books and other documents to the prescribed financial department to declare subsidies, the government approves them, and finally distributes them.

It will take about 10 days to complete a set.

Yao Yuan didn't care at all, it's time to celebrate the New Year.

This is the first Spring Festival after marriage. According to the tradition, you should go to your husband's house to celebrate the New Year, because the married girl will splash the water. The two felt that it was pure bullshit, so they discussed it and called Zhang Guoan and Liu Shuping over to gather in Xiangshan Villa.

This place is big enough to sleep in, and the bedroom also has a bathroom, so there is nothing inconvenient.

This year's Spring Festival Gala is getting worse and worse.

Yao Yuan only remembers two programs, "Compendium of Materia Medica" sung by Jay Chou and Tuanzhang Song, and "Not Short of Money" by Uncle Ben Shan and Xiao Shenyang. "Not bad money" is the last glory, next year, the year after next year, since 2012, Uncle Benshan will bid farewell to the Spring Festival Gala stage.

Since then, the Spring Festival Gala has completely changed, comparable to men's football.

The skit opens the era of stereotyped essays: at the beginning, the background of the story is introduced, then there is an awkward fight, and when it reaches a climax, it is suddenly discovered that it was a misunderstanding, followed by sensationalism, and finally, let’s make dumplings together!

I have been making dumplings for more than ten years, and finally this year's Spring Festival Gala stopped making dumplings. Everyone found out that it is better to make dumplings!

"Come here folks, let's have a little pheasant stewed with mushrooms!"

"No."

"This can be!"

"This one really doesn't exist!"

"Hahaha!"

The six people in the room all burst into laughter. Yao Yuan has watched it 800 times and still finds it funny.

At the moment there are steaming dumplings on the table, as well as a piece of fish and pig's trotters. Yuan Liping wiped her mouth and said, "It still has to be Benshan. The standard of sketches has dropped significantly this year, so it depends on him alone."

"Yeah, the past few years haven't been very good, and Xiaoshenyang is quite interesting." Liu Shuping said.

"However, the style is too prominent, it is easy to fix in the future, and the play path is narrow." Zhang Guoan commented sternly.

"People don't think that as long as you can be popular, it doesn't matter if it's narrow or not...ah!"

As Yao Yuan spoke, he paused suddenly, covered his mouth with his hand, and spat out a coin. Before he could open his mouth, Yin Yin also spat out a coin.

Both of them rolled their eyes together and said, "Don't be so obvious, okay?"

"What is this called? I packed it with me, and you ate it casually. It means that you two will have good luck this year."

At midnight, Yao Yuan and Yin Yin stood neatly and said together: "Happy New Year, Mom and Dad!"

"Happy New Year, Mom and Dad!"

"Hey, good!"

The scene was a bit weird, but neither side was unreasonable. The children arranged it like this, so they naturally had to cooperate. Besides, it was only one day.

After the New Year greetings, Yao Yuan went upstairs.

Not too sleepy, she simply played with the computer, Yinyin came out of the shower, sat on his lap, and said, "What are you looking at?"

"What else is there on the Internet at this time, I found a little yellow website."

"Hey, candid shots!"

Yinyin took a look, but it was in a hotel, which seemed to be a door-to-door service, a man and a woman, and they were made in China.

The dialogue is particularly informal:

"Come here by taxi?"

"Well, it cost 20 yuan."

"Will you guys reimburse me for the taxi fare?"

"Normally, I don't report it. Brother, if you want to be open, you can report it."

"Then you have to see how your service is."

Alas!

Yinyin shook her head and said, "Can you watch something good in one day?"

"You think I want to watch them play poker? Tell you, I have long since left that low-level interest, and I have a research attitude."

Yao Yuan said nonsense seriously: "According to my analysis, Chinese, Japanese, European and American each have their own styles.

Japan is admiring, no matter how bad the guy is, the girl is like: 'Wow, you are awesome! You are so big and comfortable! '

There is no culture in Europe and the United States, and the expression is relatively simple. Women are: 'YES! YES! ’ The man is: ‘OH! Falk! '

We are different. China is a society of human relationships, and we especially like to explore each other’s network. Look at this elder brother, he is like an investigative reporter: ‘Where is your hometown? Are you interested? Doing this for the first time? Who is better between me and you? '"

"Hahaha!"

Yinyin leaned on his shoulder, feeling very uncomfortable, and finally laughed: "You should, you should post it to the community, so that everyone can see it!"

"No, no, no, rainy night with a knife but no umbrella has long since quit the arena, I am now a decent person."

He hastily refused. A promising young man who is on the richest list is still telling dirty jokes on the Internet with a trumpet, so what is it?

After a little trouble, I finally lay down on the bed.

Yin Yin replied a bunch of New Year's greeting text messages, yawned, turned over and put her arms around his neck, and suddenly asked: "By the way, how is the test sale going?"

"It is said that it is not very good."

"It's definitely not good. What do you think about selling appliances on New Year's Eve? Hey, the leader can't talk to you?"

"It's not my family that sells it. It's useless to look for me. I'm the bastard in the wishing pool?"

Yao Yuan snorted and rubbed her hair: "Okay, go to sleep, we'll talk about it after the new year."

…………

On the first day of the new year, Zhang Guoan and Liu Shuping went back.

Yao Yuan took Yin Yin to his uncle's house to pay New Year's greetings. Yao Xiaobo bought a house in Chaoyang. Now that he is capable, he studied under Zheng Nanling, a technical talent, with an annual income of 300,000.

According to the custom, on the Spring Festival of the first year of marriage, you will visit your relatives, bring some gifts, and then the relatives will give you a big red envelope.

The two took some good cigarettes and wine, and the old uncle gave a red envelope of 9999, which was a bit embarrassing when he gave it. 9999 is too big for ordinary people, but it is not enough for them to earn a minute.

In the third year of junior high school, Yao Yuan went to Tianjin with Yinyin's family to pay New Year's greetings to his grandfather—it felt quite novel, and from now on, the two families would completely blend together.

The Spring Festival passed by in the blink of an eye.

The 8-day test sale period has also arrived.

In the municipal government, the relevant leaders looked at the report with faces like the bottom of the pot, the performance is too miserable! A total of 164 items were sold, with a sales volume of 250,000.

Farmers in Beijing are relatively not that poor. There are 1.17 million rural households—referring to households, with a per capita annual income of 10,747 yuan, and a little money in their hands. For this level, 250,000 in 8 days, you tell me to stimulate domestic demand, what a joke!

This home appliance going to the countryside is planned to last for 4 years.

Experts in the city predict that the consumption in the rural areas of the capital will be 5.22 billion, an average of 1.305 billion per year!

"Call the company to come to the meeting, and those who can come in person will come in person. This is a big deal, why are everyone so careless? It will be officially launched soon. What if we can't complete the task?"

The leader spoke, and he was in a bad mood. There was nothing he could do. Yao Yuan had a need for performance in gambling, and the leader also had a need for performance. Sending home appliances to the countryside is a national priority.

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