Rebirth: I am the World's Heavenly Dao

The shabby sign of the Ping An Tavern swayed in the wind from the depths of Guixu in the safe town. There were many contractors walking on the streets of the town. Some novices would go to the neutral unit "Guixu Guide·Shiqiong" in the town for guidance. Shiqiong would tell them what they couldn't do in the town, which made some guys who sold strategies lose a lot of money, but they couldn't do anything with the neutral units.

Some strategy sellers tried to hire some illegal personnel to attack Guixu Guide, but they seemed to be crushed. Before those guys died, they sent some information, and the exploration showed that it was all question marks, which was obviously not something that the third-level contractors could deal with.

The tavern was bustling with people. Not only did the town have contractors and reincarnationists, but also some merchants and tourists from the chaos. They entered Guixu and stayed there. Jinjin was doing business with a contractor at the moment.

The big fat cat hid in a corner and drank alone. The groundhog sat face to face with him, but the groundhog drank a special lemon soda.

Oh~

The big fat cat sighed. He missed his beard and took a sip of strong liquor. The big fat cat replaced the cigar with a cigarette and smoked it hard. The smoke spread and blended into the smoky environment.

"The soda tastes good. Do you want to try it?"

The groundhog tried to comfort his good friend.

"No, I want to drink the life restricted area." The big fat cat said.

The groundhog jumped off the chair, then twisted and ran behind the counter, where there was a hole he dug. He got in and took out a bottle of wine in a short while.

There were strange runes engraved on the bottle of wine, and the label was a red skull, and it seemed to be written in Chaos Common Language "Life Forbidden Zone, for alchemy, prohibited from drinking".

The big fat cat didn't seem to know that his good friend really got him the Life Forbidden Zone.

The groundhog jumped onto the chair and poured wine into the big fat cat's glass. The Life Forbidden Zone was like blood, and it was more concentrated than blood. The big fat cat didn't observe it carefully and drank it all.

Then, the big fat cat's eyes bulged out: "What kind of wine is this."

"Life Forbidden Zone, don't you want to drink it?"

"Big Headed Rat, are you serious?"

Boom~

After the big fat cat finished speaking, the whole cat fell stiffly to the ground, and the fat body bounced twice. The tavern shook slightly, but it did not affect other guests drinking. It was normal to get drunk in the tavern.

The groundhog dragged the big fat cat away with great effort and dragged the big fat cat into the hole he dug. He thought the hole was safe and he would not abandon his friends casually.

Dong, Dong, Dong...

Along the way, the big fat cat's head bumped and bumped, and then several big lumps grew.

Jin Jin just took a look, and then enthusiastically promoted the goods to the contractor in front of him.

"How about it? Which one do you want to buy? Lucky amulet? Or the Eldar suit? Or this unbound title?" Jin Jin handed the list to the contractor in front of him.

The contractor looked at the things on the list and instantly became interested.

"20% off."

The contractor's interest became even stronger.

Soon the contractor finished selecting the goods, and then Jin Jin activated the skills during the transaction.

[Concept Confusion III max], [Swindler III max], [I love discounts III max].

Then the contractor left the tavern with satisfaction and returned to the paradise. He came to the tavern to sit for a while after completing the task. He didn't expect to buy a lot of things, but he felt that something was wrong.

Wait, the contractor took out the goods he had just bought.

[Name: Lucky Amulet (20% off)]

[Origin: Dongtian World]

[Manufacturer: Jinjin]

[Type: Accessory]

[Quality: Epic]

[Durability: 1/1]

[Equipment requirements: Pay Jinjin 100% of the amount of the goods. ]

[Equipment effect:???]

[Rating: 1~3000]

[Introduction: Cheap goods are not good, you are unlucky! ]

"Fuck you, profiteer."

This contractor went to the forum about Guixu to announce Jinjin's crimes, and then found that many people complained about it. After this contractor complained, other people who were deceived gloated over it.

[Earth Paradise - Help from a Noble: Another unlucky guy! ]

[Abyss Paradise - Mosquito: That guy is a famous profiteer in Guixu,

Brother, don't you want to read the guide? The Guixu guide won't tell you. Come and buy the guide. Mosquito's products must be high-quality. 】

[Evolution Paradise-I am a good person: Brother, if you want to use the things he bought, just pay him directly. Although he is a bit of a profiteer, it is still very useful after unlocking. If you don't unlock it, the purchased goods will be returned to him soon, and the money you gave is equivalent to giving it for nothing. 】

...

In the end, the contractor paid obediently. Jin Jin watched the money in the Goblin Bank account continue to rise, and patted his belly happily.

Then Jin Jin began to fool other contractors again: "Brother, do you want to see the goods? Top-level goods, which came some time ago, according to the black market price, and give you 20% off on the basis."

Then the contractor of the Earth Paradise heard that there was such a good thing, and he walked up directly.

Some regulars in the tavern couldn't help shaking their heads. Another unlucky guy.

When Jin Jin fooled the contractor, the Gu Demon in the depths of Guixu had become numb.

"How did your mother give birth to you?"

The question wizard has been following the Gu Demon. This is the 367th question. The Gu Demon did not answer any of them correctly. The question of the guy behind him has no answer at all, or his answer is different from what normal people think.

The Gu worms on the Gu Demon's body are almost dead. His heart is like dead ashes. He can't find the materials to cultivate Gu worms here. The guy behind him killed all his Gu worms, leaving only the beast plant Gu. The Gu Demon tried to use the beast plant Gu to devour the guy behind him. The beast plant Gu was fine, but the guy behind him was also fine.

"I don't have a mother. I collapsed from the stone." The Gu Demon answered casually.

Then nothing happened, and the Gu Demon started to ask the next question. The Gu worms on the Gu Demon's body were almost dead, and there was nothing to die.

The question wizard's rank is not as high as the beast plant Gu and the Gu Demon, so he can't kill the Gu Demon and the beast plant Gu, but the Gu Demon has no way to deal with him. The nature of the two powers is different, and the Gu Demon is not as powerful as Yi, who can physically eliminate the weirdness.

Hmm?

The Gu Mo found someone in front of him, but he didn't dare to act rashly. He walked up carefully, fearing that he would encounter another strange thing that would torture him.

But he soon found that the people in front of him were alive.

They were several contractors who were carrying out the mission.

Tears flowed from the Gu Mo's eyes.

Those were tears of happiness!

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