Chapter 45 45· “Stupid people are always stupid, and smart people also long for stupidity to happen.”
October 19, 2024, 12:34 noon Eastern Time - Thirty-four minutes have passed since the Eastern Kingdom announced to the world that the end of the world is coming.
It was around nine o'clock in the evening at Eagle Time.
Flying Eagle, Dorado, street, a private car with windows not closed.
There was no one in the car, but a mobile phone with the screen still on was lying on the driver's seat making some noise.
The picture above shows a live broadcast room.
"I really don't know why Dong made such a joke. It's so funny, haha~" In the live broadcast room, a sideline anchor who had just watched Dong's press conference with the audience was speaking with large movements on purpose.
While showing off his figure, he laughed at Dong.
The barrage in the live broadcast room also contained the same content.
"Hahaha - indeed!"
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"Yes, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year."
"The anchor moves more aggressively and touches the edges more."
"Is this an April Fool's Day event? I heard that there is a variety show in Beimao, where people are responsible for playing the leaders of certain countries and then calling the leaders of other countries. Will it be the same this time? ?
Was Dong deceived by such a person? That's too stupid! After the leader of Magic Hands was deceived last time, his opponent laughed so hard that he couldn't hold his head up. "
"Are you talking about those two brothers? I'm watching them too, and I guess Dong is too. It seems like I've met the god who deceived Dong! But I guess they're being treated like treasures now!"
“It’s really ridiculous. I didn’t expect that after such a big fanfare, just to tell everyone about this, I also said ‘don’t be afraid’ with a serious face!
Hahaha - I don’t think people in the East are afraid of the apocalypse, but are they afraid of leaders like them? "
"This incident is even funnier than the time when aliens were announced before!"
"Are there any Dongren in the live broadcast room? I want to see how you feel now? Are you so scared that you peed your pants and ran to build a shelter?"
"The anchor moves more aggressively and touches the edges more."
"..."
In this world, many people are smart and many people are stupid.
Some people just can't figure out the logic.
At this moment, more than ten minutes after the first stage of the live broadcast press conference, almost all the people who are still in the live broadcast room are like this.
——Really smart people don’t have time to watch live broadcasts.
They only accept what they think and believe what they believe.
But this can't be entirely blamed on them, because most of the countries they live in are hostile to Dong, or have no good-evil relationship.
In this situation where the butt itself is crooked, a lot of the information they get is actually poisoned and adjusted.
So in their eyes, Dong is a country that would do such things.
At this time, the car window was violently pressed down by a black hand. When the phone was about to be taken away, a loud shout came out——
"Hey! What are you doing! That's my car! Put your dirty hands down! Damn black farm tools! Believe it or not, I'll whip you with a whip!" Swaro Boggs, who had injuries on his face, yelled.
Seeing the car owner coming, the other person took out his hand and ran away without thinking.
"FUCK YOU! Let me see you again and I'll stuff fried chicken and watermelon into your-"
While cursing angrily, Boggs returned to his car, threw his cell phone into the passenger seat, and then angrily pounded the steering wheel of his car with his hands.
"Damn it! Damn it! Holy shit! I really want to kick that shit in the ass with my high heels!" Boggs yelled in great annoyance.
He had just been kicked out after being insulted by the owner of the supermarket.
Even though he promised to exchange more money for supplies, he was still rejected.
The wound on his forehead was made by a can and was spat on by the nigger supermarket owner.
After Boggs heard the anchor laugh and translate the doomsday, his initial instinctive reaction was to join in the laughter.
But soon, he realized something was wrong.
As an excellent black man, if he wants to make the target fan group more vulnerable and more aggressive, he needs to understand the target of his attack.
Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you make all the mistakes.
Precisely because of this, as an absolute anti-Eastern black man, his understanding of the East far exceeds that of most non-Eastern civilians in the world.
No matter how much he scolded him, Boggs had to admit that Dong was a country that could threaten Flying Eagle.
It is also because of this that Fei Ying deals with Dong.
After all, when a country is weak, it is a very pitiful existence.
Even anger needs to be seen on a person's face.
Because Boggs knew Dong relatively well, after laughing for a few seconds, his expression changed - he already somewhat believed in the end of the world.
So he immediately drove back to the supermarket, hoping to accept the high premium offered by the supermarket owner and buy some supplies.
But when he went back, not only was the warehouse door completely closed, but all the rolling shutter doors of the supermarket itself were directly lowered. The employees who were loading the goods for the rich man just now stood outside with confused expressions.
They told Boggs that after the supermarket owner threw some money at them, he said he had to leave work early and didn't even need to work.
Then Boggs knew that the supermarket owner was also paying attention to the live broadcast and had the same idea as him.
But there was no choice. As the nearest supply point, even though Boggs insulted the supermarket owner when he left, he had no choice but to shamelessly bang on the door and put forward his needs.
The good news is that Boggs got the supplies, even for free.
The bad news is that the supplies only come in one can, and they were thrown directly out of the window.
The can was broken, I didn't get anything, and a bag was smashed out of my head. The supermarket owner even showed his attitude with a mouthful of saliva.
Boggs could only come back in despair.
If the things in the car were still stolen by the thief just now, he might go crazy.
After smashing his hand until it turned red, Boggs finally calmed down.
Now we must find a way to get supplies.
Boggs immediately decided that he would go to a large supermarket a little further away, where there must be supplies.
No one can buy a large supermarket... right?
Just do it. Thinking of this, Boggs controlled the vehicle screen and started the navigation to the supermarket.
The mobile phone next to him kept making noisy noises, which annoyed Boggs. He was about to turn it off——
At this time, the female anchor in the live broadcast room suddenly said to the camera in a novel and interesting way:
"Hey! Everyone, look what I found! "Go to Sirianke Volcano! Find out the truth about whether it will erupt!" Is there such a live broadcast room?
Haha, Dong seems to be able to provide us with a whole night of fun. If you are not in a hurry to sleep, just watch it with me. "
Boggs' hand paused as he was about to exit the live broadcast room. He thought for a moment and hung his phone on the stand.
"Maybe?"
"Maybe Dong made a big mistake and was deceived all over the place?"
"Mr. [Hope] in his mouth may be an extremely powerful chess piece of our flying eagle, maybe just to defeat Dongya in one fell swoop?"
"There is still hope, there is still hope..."
On the way to the supermarket, Boggs whispered incoherently.
People always have hope.
No matter how slim it is, we will still look forward to it.
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