Real love game, PDD mentality is broken

"This aircraft is so finely modeled that it can really open the belly magazine!"

"I think it's worth buying this game just for this plane! You look at this detail, let alone fly! "

"This game is definitely the best game for the next thirty years, okay! Not one! "

"Although I play Xianxia, I am thrilled to see this game!"

"Who can fly a plane and return a sword!" I have to say that the old thief understands men! "

Looking at this plane, everyone couldn't help but praise, during this period, PDD has been on the cockpit of the aircraft!

A message also starts popping up at the top of the screen:

Fly a B-2 bomber for 100 minutes, that is, pass training!

Looking at this task, PDD couldn't help but smile.

"Guys, it was just an accident, but now it's true love! Today I will show you what an ace pilot is! "

Saying that, the character couldn't help but put on the flight helmet, and then the cabin above began to slowly close.

The blue tail flame behind him began to buzz, and looking at the scene in front of them, everyone couldn't help but spit.

For some reason, they always feel that things are not so simple.

With the change of tail flame behind him, the whole plane began to tremble slightly, followed by a roar.

I saw the whole plane rushing out of the runway like an off-string arrow, looking at this scene, everyone couldn't help but be surprised:

"Lying groove, can the pig really open?"

"Lying groove, the thrust-to-weight ratio of this aircraft has also been restored! But will it be okay to give big oil at the beginning..."

Without waiting for everyone to finish speaking, they only heard a boom, and in an instant, the entire plane slammed into the hangar in front!

A huge fireball erupted, and the huge fireball blew the entire hangar over, and then a black smoking tire creaked out of the fire.

Looking at this scene, the corners of everyone's mouths twitched.

PDD looked at his hands in amazement.

"Zero two three" "Lying groove, what's going on, I just pushed a lever a little and took off?" How is it not like this when I TM ace air battle! "

"Also ace air combat, your family's air combat is flying on the ground, and besides, do you call it takeoff?"

"Good guy that flies! Hesitation is all distrust of the aircraft throttle! "

"As we all know, planes are used to ram!"

Hearing the above words, PDD's face couldn't help but blush slightly, and then licked his lips.

"Accident, okay, it was just an accident just now, and when I get familiar with it, this situation will never happen again!"

Saying that, I couldn't help but look at the big screen in front of me.

I saw that there are various functional introductions above.

"This is the joystick, this is the throttle, this is the flap button, this is the rudder pedal, this is..."

Looking at a scarlet button in front of him, PDD couldn't help but be puzzled.

"What is this button, there is not even a function introduction, does it have any special meaning?"

"Is it a weapon fighting system?"

"I don't see it, you look at this button painted red, obviously it is not allowed to be touched!"

Seeing the above words, PDD couldn't help shaking his head, and then pouted and said:

"Small, the pattern is small, do you think the old thief's things are so simple?"

"Although those brothers are in charge of this game, the old thief is definitely not a vegetarian, this thing is definitely not ordinary!"

"You go and see the old thief's previous game, when there is danger he will tell you so obviously, go and see the Dark Soul, those three dogs!" Which is not the old 6! "

Hearing PDD's words, everyone couldn't help nodding.

The game of the old thief is indeed not simple, many times some seemingly safe places hide the old 6, some dangerous places are very safe and there are many good things!

People who have played the old thief game know this well, especially Dark Soul, which is especially prominent!

While everyone is still speculating. PDD has moved its hand over the keys.

Then use the mouse with a gentle click.

Only a "whoosh" was heard, and the ammunition compartment of the fuselage began to slowly close, and it looked as if the plane was about to enter a combat state!

Looking at this scene, PDD couldn't help but smile, he remembered that the B-2 bomber had an autopilot function!

Sure enough, it was just a trick of the old thief just now! The goal is to prevent players from skipping class!

Thinking of this, PDD couldn't help but shake his head.

"I just said that the old thief's things are not so simple, but is it a pity that it is useful to design it so well? Useful...... Groove, groove, how did I fly! No way!!! "

Without waiting for him to finish, he saw the glass of the cabin cover shattered, and then the seat under it was instantly like a small rocket, catapulting straight towards the sky.

Looking at the clouds and birds in the sky, PDD's whole person was stupid, and then the whole character fell directly like a mallet!

Because the height is not enough, the parachute simply does not have time to deploy!

I saw a "pop" fall to the ground, and in an instant a large pool of blood spread, listening to this crisp sound, the corners of everyone's mouths couldn't help twitching.

"Shhhhh

Immediately above the screen, an achievement appears:

Superman: Does not fly an airplane for 10 seconds.

Comment: It's not your fault to want to become Superman, but it's your fault with the help of the Ejection Seat!

Seeing this achievement and comments, everyone almost laughed crazy.

"It's worthy of being a Su thief, this mentality is done!"

"I lean on, and even give players a play on psychology, Zhennima pervert!"

"But the pig is also a cow, look at this achievement!"

"Superman! Without the help of an airplane staying in the air for 10 seconds, this is something that normal humans can do! "

"That's why the pig is Superman!"

"Don't say so much, you just say that you don't fly!"

"In a sense, this plane has completed its mission, okay! At least people really fly! "

"The only time Su Thief's conscience, you still don't believe it, it really hurts!"

Hearing this, the corners of PDD's mouth couldn't help twitching.

Conscience? Nima after the previous things who TM believed him, who TM Dao Su thief turned out to be true this time!

It's really unfathomable, but did those brothers really suppress Su Thief?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but be a little suspicious, but he didn't wait for him to think about it.

He came back to the rookie training ground, where a brand new B-2 bomber was once again parked on the runway.

Looking at this plane, PDD couldn't help but spit, and for a while he couldn't help but hesitate.

Seeing the appearance of the roasted pig, everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh:

"Why is this instigated?"

"yes, where is that? Isn't it a profession? "

Hearing these words, PDD couldn't help but pout:

"Don't bark! Isn't it to fly the plane, the whole thing seems to be who can't drive up, watch me operate! "

Saying that, he couldn't help but board the plane again, this time with the previous lesson, the operation was already familiar with the road, followed the guide, and soon the whole aircraft jets began to buzz, and the plane began to move slowly towards the runway.

With the advance of the tail flame, I saw that the plane began to glide steadily!

PDD, who noticed all this, couldn't help but be overjoyed, and waved his hand and said:

"Guys, what do I say, isn't it just flying an airplane? Simple, after all, I have also played quite a few air combat games, well, ace pilot! "

Saying that, I couldn't help but look at the big screen, and I saw that the thrust of the entire aircraft had reached the best, and this was the best time to take off.

Thinking that I couldn't help but control the character to jerk the joystick, the nose began to get up slightly, but then a desperate scene happened, I saw the moment when the character controlled by PDD accelerated to climb, his eyes were closed, his head was tilted to the side, and the whole person directly lost consciousness.

Seeing this scene, PDD's whole person was stupid.

"Big brother, don't sleep! Get up and say something! Is it good to move! Move! "

Then he looked ahead and saw a wide sea outside the airport fence!

"Lying groove, you watermelon banana peel, move! Su thief, you TM Laozi! "

“NO！ NO！！ Ahhh

With a loud noise, I saw the plane break through the fence and fly straight towards the sea in front of me, looking at the still burning tail and the steaming seawater, everyone was about to laugh out of tears.

"Piggy, don't try! In addition to not being able to fly, this plane has basically been developed by you! "

"This pot of old thief doesn't carry it, it's obviously you who operate the dish!"

"That's it, you look at the B-2 dive this time, this splash, how small, full score!" (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

"Since then, this aircraft has a new indicator, how many tons of displacement!"

"Everyone knows that airplanes can be launched!"

"It is estimated that even the ugly country does not know that its own aircraft has this use!"

At this moment, looking at the barrage above, the back grooves of PDD are almost crushed.

"Nima's flying Su thief this time is not behind the pot? This time I was exactly following the instructions, would that be wrong? "

"That character can't be controlled just now, it's completely a game bug!!"

Saying that, the character couldn't help but return to the resurrection point, and saw a prompt suddenly come from above.

Tips: If you drive a hypersonic fighter, you need to wear a full anti-load suit, otherwise it is extremely easy to cause head ischemic coma!

Looking at this prompt, PDD couldn't help but narrow his eyes slightly, his body couldn't help but lean back, and his teeth were clenched around his mouth.

Looking at this prompt for a long time, I was speechless.

Wouldn't Nima have said this hint earlier? Lao Tzu came three times before coming, why didn't I say it before!

Su Thief is a Genima dog!

Thinking of the previous deaths, from firearms to tanks to airplanes, PDD couldn't help but feel a spike in blood pressure!

No, you have to smoke a cigarette to calm down!

Otherwise, this keyboard will not be saved!

I can't help but pick up a cigarette and light it, and then take a few sharp breaths!

Looking at PDD's extremely restrained appearance, everyone couldn't help but sigh:

"It's worthy of being a game of Su thief! Still so perverted! "

"But this game is really different from the past, this aircraft controls a real Nima hardcore!"

"Yes, I never expected that I would even notice the ejection chair and anti-load suit, but the pig is even worse!"

"I'm the first time I've seen an anchor die repeatedly in a newbie tutorial 0..

Nima can smash himself to death when he shoots, a good tank, stunned to play a primitive war! The most TM spectrum is still this aircraft, the displacement is out! "

Looking at the words in the screen, the corners of PDD's mouth are twitching, displacement?

Did you think of this thing? Nima can't control herself at all, okay!

After a few minutes of thistm, he died three times, according to his method of death, it is impossible to successfully take off without losing dozens of flight formations tonight!

Thinking of that scene, PDD couldn't help but shake his head.

No, I have to find someone to figure it out!

I saw PDD violently open the browser, and then enter "War! ", beginner's tutorial clearance strategy.

When everyone in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they couldn't help but pout.

"Gee, why are you still searching for the Raiders!"

"yes, why can't you afford to play? Isn't it just takeoff? Don't be pushy! "

Seeing the above, the PDD head did not lift.

Nonsense, the game is not played by them, if this game does not search for strategies, I am afraid that you will not want to take off this night, and this is just a beginner's tutorial, the real focus is on the multiplayer competition behind!

Say it's a multiplayer competition, I don't know how many people?

Thinking of this, PDD couldn't help but take a deep breath, but now is not the time to think about this, looking at the strategy in front of him, PDD couldn't help but smile slightly:

"Guys, I've found a way to take off! Want to sanction me, impossible! "

"As long as the mind does not slip, there are always more ways than difficulties!"

Saying that, I couldn't help but board the fighter, and with the start of the engine, I saw that the whole plane began to taxi on the runway.

Looking at this scene, everyone couldn't help but look suspicious.

"What are the pigs going to do? Is it to take off? "

"But it's not like this fight! You see his runway is off! "

I saw PDD driving the entire bomber straight towards the northeast of the base, and it was a cliff!

But PDD was not afraid of rejoicing after seeing it, and continued to push the joystick, and the whole plane was like a beast out of control, and directly plunged down.

After seeing the magical operation of PPD, everyone's faces were full of doubts, and the live broadcast room was full of question marks!

But PDD smiled slightly, and then pointed to the flight time table on the novice training!

I saw that with the fall of the plane, the entire schedule finally slowly trembled, and then it was directly 1 minute!

Looking at this scene, everyone couldn't help but gasp:

"Groove, this will work too!"

"666, this time it's really a dead pilot!"

"I admit that Your Excellency's flying skills are superior, okay! Just this standard falling leaf floating, it's a perfect score! "

"Life? It's up and down..."

"Airplane: I knew I was rotten in the factory"

"This is a must-have subject for every training for B-2 pilots, in order to train pilots to resist falls!

Because it was too confidential, it was not sent out before, thank you for letting us see this scene again, tears! "

"Do you understand the gold content of dead pilots!"

Saying that, I couldn't help but release an emoji, and I saw that the pig's head on it was wearing sunglasses, and there was a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth, and then it was accompanied by 2.7 tones:

"Dead pilots apply for battle!"

Then there's the famous scene of the pig driving the B-2!

Then there is a meme of the pig angrily touching the cliff mountain.

The pig is angry and touches the cliff mountain:

In the past, the pig and the Su thief fought for the way of the dog, and the mountain of the cliff was broken in anger, b-2 folded, and everyone was destroyed!

A poem reads:

AK is not afraid of smashing the head, and it doesn't hurt if the tank is martyred!

In order to fight for one side for the dog road, B-2 angrily touched the cliff mountain!

Horizontal Batch: Good dog!!

Seeing the above words, the people in the live broadcast room laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waist.

"If you want to talk about dogs, you have to be you! Nima's kind of ghost idea can also be wanted! "

"It's a path I never envisioned, okay!"

"I'm going to die laughing here!"

Looking at the barrage above, PDD couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

What do these people understand, is this called embarrassment? Is this called a dog?

This TM does wisdom!

Can I play the game of the old thief normally?

If you are smashed to death by AK, killed by a tank, and the plane enters the water, you will also choose this method!

Before thinking of it, PDD couldn't help but take a deep breath, then looked forward with firm eyes, and then decisively controlled the plane to run towards the cliff!

With the crash of a plane, the flight duration increases rapidly!

Finally, I don't know when, with the sound of "ding", I saw a trophy suddenly appear at the top of the screen, and then a soft female voice sounded:

Now that you've completed your recruit training, head to the arena and good luck!

Said that the whole novice interface couldn't help but retreat and then came to the initial interface, I saw a person holding a gun standing next to a dense jungle, only a simple operation interface on the left and right, the whole picture is very clean.

Looking at this picture in front of him, for some reason PDD felt a burst of tears in his eyes.