Quanmin: Knock Your Head Off! I'm A Funny Character

At the foot of the snow mountain.

It is a huge palace built on the mountain.

Half of the palace is exposed, and the other half is inside the mountain.

Li Luo and the cluster elk stood in front of the huge main entrance.

"I'll send you here. I don't dare to enter here. I can feel that there are many scary things in here."

The crystal cluster elk snorted and said in a low voice.

Li Luo patted its stomach.

It feels hard and hard, and it is indeed made of crystal.

"Thank you, please take me running for so long and bring me to such a dangerous place."

The crystal tuft elk turned around with a wagging head.

"Hmph, what's the matter! I'm not afraid at all! It's just that it's too dangerous for you to be unfamiliar with the road alone."

Before he finished speaking, the crystal tuft elk spread its hooves and rode away, disappearing from Li Luo's sight in an instant.

"This guy, how afraid of this place? Are there too many monsters in this 20-level dungeon?"

Li Luo shook his head dumbfounded, then walked towards the heavy and simple door, stretched out his hand and pushed it.

The door, which was thought to be pushed open with force, was surprisingly easily pushed open.

This made Li Luo, who had used a lot of force, almost lose his balance.

"puff!"

As soon as he opened the door, a cold light flew towards him.

Li Luo dodged quickly, the attack pierced the ground, it was an arrow glowing with blue light.

Before Li Luo had time to react, dense arrows poured down from above.

Li Luo wanted to retreat out of the gate.

But the door behind him closed automatically.

There is nowhere to hide!

Li Luo was instantly pierced with hundreds of arrows.

Thousands of arrows piercing the heart!

It hurts!

What a fucking pain!

Li Luo felt that his whole body was pierced from the beginning to the end.

Every arrow goes deep into the bone marrow!

The muscles on Li Luo's face twisted, he gritted his teeth and jumped up and twirled, the arrows on his body crashed to the ground.

Fortunately, he has a funny physique.

"This palace is really dangerous, there are organs right after entering."

Li Luo wiped the cold sweat off his face and muttered.

trap?

I have a funny physique, the last thing I fear is traps!

Even without careful memory, Li Luo can find a lot of plots in which characters in funny animations fight against traps in his mind.

Look around.

Li Luo found himself in a passage.

The current position is still wide, but the front is getting narrower and narrower.

I thought it would be a hall with carved beams and painted buildings after entering.

But I didn't expect it to appear in such a cramped place.

But since you have already entered, there is no reason to go out again.

The door behind him has been closed, and now he can only move forward.

As Li Luo advanced through the tunnel, the light became increasingly dim.

Walking a long way, suddenly there was a sound behind him.

"Boom boom boom!"

The corner of Li Luo's mouth twitched, couldn't it be the kind of plot he thought of?

It's too corny too!

Looking back, Li Luo really found a huge iron ball rolling towards him.

"Can you have something new!!"

Li Luo hurriedly ran wildly.

What the hell, although I can use the plot of crushing myself to solve this problem.

But how the hell that hurts!

Thinking of this, Li Luo ran like a chicken blood.

But as he ran, another plot came to Li Luo's mind.

But before he could recall, suddenly his feet were empty.

"Grass! Nail pit!"

Looking at the high sticking nails in the hole under his feet, Li Luo rushed over with a phantom.

Fortunately, the pit wasn't very big, and the phantom's accelerated distance flew perfectly.

When the iron ball behind him rolled into the nail hole, it was also stuck there.

"Grandma, I didn't think this thing was so powerful when I watched TV before, but now I have seen it."

Li Luo wiped the sweat from his forehead and spoke out of breath.

Although I have a funny physique, I am not immune to pain!

He didn't want to try the feeling of being pierced by thousands of arrows before.

If you really want to let this thing be crushed, that's enough for yourself.

Li Luo sighed as he looked towards the still headless passage ahead.

It's over.

Now the back road is even more blocked.

let's go!

On the way, Li Luo experienced all kinds of traps such as flame attacks, poison explosions, big pendulums, and ropes.

Finally, Li Luo saw a ray of light ahead.

At this time, there was another explosion from behind, and a huge ball of lightning floated towards him from behind.

Li Luo ran wildly, the exit was in front of him, I won't let you guys do this anymore!

But suddenly, Li Luo felt as if something was wrong.

"Grass! Where's my leg? Where's my butt?"

Only the upper body of Li Luo was left with different glances back.

There was no trace of his lower body.

Looking around, Li Luo finally saw his lower body hanging upside down on the raised rock on the side of the passage.

Not far behind.

There is a transparent silk thread in midair, with bloodstains hanging on it.

It was this silk thread that cut itself into two sections!

Looking at the lower body hanging on the rock, Li Luo even wanted to apply for World Heritage.

He was afraid that his ass would split in two, and a sentence "Master! Here is the ass!" popped out from inside.

[Happy beans +0.001]

"Do you want to do this to me!"

Li Luo raised his forehead and looked behind him.

Fortunately, after the silk thread cut himself off, the crackling ball lightning behind him also gradually dissipated.

"come over!"

Li Luo shouted.

His lower body actually reacted, and his legs kept kicking the air to stand up.

"Stupid! Kick off the wall! Kick yourself off!"

Li Luo said that he hated iron for being weak.

I'm afraid no one has thought of it.

Someday.

Can command his ass and legs!

The key is that they are quite obedient!

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