Quanmin: Knock Your Head Off! I'm A Funny Character

Chapter 3 I Don't Know What To Say, Let Me Give You A Fork

When he was on Earth, Li Luo discussed a problem with others.

If we talk about crossing, then which world is the most dangerous?

Some people say that it is a prehistoric world where all organs have been exhausted.

Some people say it is a fantasy world where the jungle is prey to the jungle.

Some people say it is the terrifying and weird world of Cthulhu.

But Li Luo poses a fatal question.

Is there a possibility that the most dangerous thing is to travel into funny animations?

No matter how much damage the character in the funny animation suffers, it recovers as soon as the screen turns.

Even if it is the big bang of the earth and the restart of the universe, people will still do what they should do in the next episode, and it will not affect the plot at all.

Moreover, the characters in the funny animation seem funny, but hitting people with big rocks, blowing people up with guns or bombs, or even washing the ground with H-bombs, these plots will all happen.

If someone really time-traveled into a funny animation, they might not survive two minutes.

Now I actually got the physique of a funny animation character!

Invincible!

He had seen the panels of other people. The attribute panels of normal people were divided into strength, agility, intelligence, endurance, and physical strength.

But I have only one comprehensive physique, and it seems that I put all these together.

Comprehensive development!

Now Li Luo feels that his heart is beating very powerfully, and his breathing is also very smooth. It seems that the previous illness has been cured by the funny physique.

"Okay, you Li Luo! It turned out to be a hidden job!"

As soon as he came to the playground, Xing Dong was the first to join him. He was very happy that his good brother was able to change his job to a hidden job.

Although he is a bit confused about the profession of this funny master, he is still very excited.

"What kind of skill is your profession? I haven't seen it yet."

Just when Li Luo was about to tell him about his profession, Liu Miao and Zhang Feng walked over and looked at Li Luo with disdain.

Of these two people, one became a knight and the other became a mage. They are the strongest group of combat professions. Although they are not hidden professions, they have swelled a lot.

"I didn't expect you, a sick bastard, to really change your job to a hidden job, but your job is too funny? Is it for acting?"

Liu Miao walked around Li Luo while talking, her eyes flicked up and down on Li Luo.

"Hey! Come and play a sketch for my buddies, if you really can't do it, you can give us a fork!"

"LOL?"

Liu Miao said while walking around Li Luo.

He didn't notice that a big fat man next to him finished eating a piece of watermelon, and casually threw the watermelon rind on the ground.

And it just landed on the path of his movement.

Halfway through speaking, Liu Miao felt his feet slip, and then an irresistible force came, and his legs split open and hit the ground!

"Clang~~!"

With a solid movement, Liu Miao made a big split and sat on the ground.

Hit a rock with an egg!

People who have never practiced the splits, just do it directly, and the result can be imagined.

"AH!!!!!! My crotch!!!"

A deafening shout came out of Liu Miao's mouth, startling everyone around.

Everyone turned to look at Liu Miao, who was performing the splits, and saw the watermelon rind not far from his feet.

"Hahaha, who is so impolite to throw watermelon rinds on the ground!"

"It actually tripped our Young Master Liu and split his legs!"

"I can't do it, I'm so happy. Could this be the legend? I don't know what to say, so I'll give you a fork!"

The corners of Li Luo's mouth curled up, and he turned to leave, hiding his merit and fame.

The piece of watermelon rind just now was made by him with the halo of accident, and he imagined in his mind that Liu Miao stepped on the watermelon rind and split his fork, and he really split his fork.

This skill is really useful.

【Ding! It is detected that the host is spreading happiness, and the happiness system has been activated! 】

[Happy beans +20]

[Happy beans +50]

【Happy beans+18】

【Happy Beans+1+1+5+6+30...】

[Start the heart-pounding lucky draw! 】

The voice that suddenly rang in his mind made Li Luo's eyes widen.

But what followed was ecstasy, it turned out to be a system!

Looking at the characteristics of this system, the corners of Li Luo's mouth twitched. Are you going to be a funny guy?

When he was on Earth in his previous life, Li Luo's personality was still very cheerful and optimistic, but after time travelling, he seldom smiled because of his family and physical condition.

The reason why the system has not been turned on before is presumably because of this.

I hardly ever made the people around me laugh.

But now it has changed, my body has recovered and my mentality has recovered, it is time to bring joy to the people of this world!

After returning home, Li Luo couldn't wait to open the system background to check.

In the back of my mind, there is a slot machine, and the balance is displayed on the machine.

286 happy beans.

Too lazy to complain about the name of the Doudizhu virtual currency, Li Luo directly chose the lottery.

With a thought, the slot machine started to work, and the screen flickered wildly.

"Drip, drop, drop!"

"Dididi!"

"Didi!"

"drop!"

Be the first to stop!

A loaf of bread is drawn on it.

Second screen stop!

It's still bread.

the last one!

[bingo! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the enhanced memory bread! 】

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be memory bread!

View properties.

[Enhanced memory bread (from Doraemon). 】

[Eat a piece of memory bread, you can gain super speed and super memory ability for five hours. 】

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