Quanmin: Knock Your Head Off! I'm A Funny Character

Deep in the wilderness.

On the branch of a giant tree.

Aguda woke up in the green leaves.

He looked around in a daze, and he still couldn't understand the situation.

But after a short period of confusion.

He finally remembered what had happened.

"Dad, Mom, Sister

Aguda muttered a few words.

Then struggled to climb out from the green leaves.

An unsteady foot fell to the ground.

"It hurts..."

Aguda leaned against the tree trunk and panted heavily.

He looked at the strange illusion around him, and couldn't help feeling a little scared in his heart.

There is no awakening totem yet, and now Aguda has no ability to survive alone in the wilderness.

But in the wilderness all year round, Aguda also has some experience on how to survive in the wilderness.

He regained his strength for a while.

Then he stood up and wanted to find a hidden place to hide temporarily.

But just get up.

A roar made him shiver.

"Roar!"

Accompanied by the roar of the beast, a black scaled and bear-like monster jumped out.

Aguda suddenly despaired.

If he encounters an ordinary monster, he might still be able to struggle a bit.

Now pop out a man in armor.

A few lives are not enough to toss.

Looking at the monster in front of him, Aguda couldn't even think of running away.

Thinking of this, Aguda simply broke the can.

He reached under his clothes, pulled out a packet of chocolates, tore it open and stuffed it into his mouth.

"If you die, you will be a full ghost!"

"Really tasty!"

"I didn't expect people in the city to have such delicious food.

"It's much better than the barbecue made by grandma."

While eating, he looked at the monster in front of him.

"Haven't you eaten it, you monster, you're hungry, you're hungry!"

When the bear monster first saw Aguda's movements, he took a step back cautiously.

After all, as an elite monster who has survived in the wilderness for so long.

He has also seen those outsiders take out all kinds of weird equipment and props.

But he didn't see the person in front of him take out any scary props, instead he took out food.

A trace of doubt flashed in the bear monster's eyes.

Then, he was attracted by the smell of chocolate.

Aguda stared at the fur monster in front of him while eating the chocolate.

Seeing something wrong with the bear monster's eyes, Aguda slowed down his chewing.

He took out another chocolate from his pocket.

As the chocolate was taken out, the furbolg's eyes swayed back and forth following the chocolate.

"Do you want to eat this~~?"

Aguda tried to ask.

Obviously, furbolgs don't understand human language.

Aguda threw the chocolate in his hand at the monster in front of him.

The fur monster stretched out its claws to catch it, then threw it into its mouth, chewed it together with the wrapping paper and swallowed it.

Then he licked his lips and continued to stare at him.

Aguda took out another chocolate and threw it at the furbolg.

Still swallowed in one gulp.

Aguda swallowed.

He touched the only five pieces of chocolate left in his arms.

He definitely can't get enough of this food, and if he can't get enough, he will have to eat me in the end.

It would be better if I ate the chocolate and he was eating me.

That way I can enjoy it more.

But in the end he didn't do it.

Being able to live a little longer is a little while.

Throw all the chocolate out one by one.

Until the last piece was also swallowed by the monster.

The scale furbolg and Aguda looked at each other.

"Snapped!"

"Nope!"

Aguda clapped his hands, and then spread his hands.

"The next step is to eat me!"

"come on!"

While talking, Aguda took two steps forward.

The bear monster seemed to understand Aguda's words, and a very humane expression of contempt appeared on his face.

It shook its head, let out a low growl, then turned and paced away.

Watching the back of the furbolg leaving.

Aguda was covered in cold sweat.

Fortunately, brother Li Luo who I met before gave me chocolate.

Otherwise, I would really die here today!

After the bear monster left, Aguda hurriedly left here.

After searching for a long time, I finally found a tree hole.

This tree hole seems to have been the chassis of a certain monster leader.

But it looks like it hasn't been back to the nest for a long time.

I don't know why.

There is still the smell of the monster in it.

So no other monsters dared to come in.

Aguda entered the tree hole and found that there were not many large nuts stored in it.

These nuts are enough for him to eat for several days.

And there is a small river not far outside the tree hole.

As long as you time it well, you can go out and fill the nut shells with water when there are no other monsters.

Food and water are available.

Now Aguda can only pray that Mom and Dad can get rid of those damn city people.

Then come to yourself.

In this way, three days passed.

For the past three days, Aguda has been hiding in the tree hole.

Never dared to go out.

Just went to fetch water twice.

Even convenience is convenient in a nut shell and thrown out.

There are only a few pieces of nuts left in the tree hole. If no one finds himself today, he will be hungry.

Aguda sighed and covered his body with leaves as a quilt.

"drink!"

A soft shout came, Aguda moved his ears, and quickly got up to look out.

I saw a pretty girl with dark red hair fighting the monster in the distance.

There are red totem lines shining on her face.

Lifting the slender legs, kicking the whip kicked down a fox-like monster.

"..." Sister!"

Aguda shouted excitedly.

Standing outside was his elder sister Uzhina.

Uzhina had a surprised expression on her face when she heard the voice, and turned her head to look this way.

"Aguda! It's really you!"

She ran to Aguda in two steps, held his face with both hands and rubbed it.

"Are you okay, are you hurt?"

"It's okay, sister, I'm fine."

"How are you doing these days?"

"You haven't woken up yet."

"I thought you..."

Uzhina hugged Aguda tightly in her arms.

"Ahem... Sister, I can't breathe anymore."

Aguda's face turned red from being strangled.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

Uzhina quickly let go.

"I've been hiding here all along."

Aguda pointed to the tree hole behind him.

Then Aguda talked about his experiences in the past few days.

(Good) "It looks like you have to thank the guy who provoked the monster."

"If it wasn't for the coincidence he gave you..."

"chocolate."

"Yes, chocolate, without chocolate you will be eaten by that bear."

"Sister, what shall we do next?"

"I don't know, I don't even know where we are now, and I don't know the original location of our tribe.

"I can only take one step at a time."

Both siblings sighed.

"It's okay, don't worry, there is a sister!"

Uzhina rubbed Aguda's head.

"Let's go! Go to the Abba and Mama Factory!"

PS: Brother is cute! My resurrection is hot! 40 in two days, and today the fever finally subsides. Now it is 37.8. Although the fever is still there, I can barely write a chapter, and I am still a little confused. I will write a chapter and go to sleep.

Everyone must protect yourselves. If you are not yet positive, do a good job of protection, and if you are positive, drink more hot water!

I wish you all the best of luck and good health!

(After counting the number of words, there is no charge for this paragraph.).