Meiman: The takeaway brother is really punished, and the widow sister is sent to cry

Batman rushed into the building, knocked out the clown's men, and came to the top floor!

The clown in a wheelchair is surrounded by four strong pitbulls!Batman clicked, today's armor is not dog-proof again!

He remembered Su Yu's reminder and squatted down!

A Pitbull gets scared!

Three pit bulls rushed towards Batman frantically, Batman stood up quickly, kicked one away, but was bitten by the other two!The clown laughed loudly, "The famous Batman can't beat a dog?! Haha" Batman was furious. Does he want to lose face? !

"Brother Ugly, your legs are broken, and you still work so hard to be a villain? I suddenly feel that it is not comfortable to lie flat, you are too much!" Su Yu came out of the darkness. "Damn delivery boy!" "Da! Da! Da"

The clown was startled, and hurriedly drew out his gun, aiming at Su Yu with a swarm of bullets, Su Yu turned slightly to the left and right, and was unharmed!The clown asked the pitbull under his feet to attack quickly, Su Yu kicked his eyes, the pitbull screamed, ran back quickly, and knocked over the clown's wheelchair! "Damn it!" the clown yelled!

With a wave of Su Yu's hand, the three-headed dogs besieging Batman also ran away with their tails between their legs!

Batman got up angrily, but fortunately not many people saw it, otherwise he would die!The clown chattered strangely, "To deal with a disabled person like me, how about dispatching the two of you, chatter"

"Did you deal with me? Look at those two ferries. One will go to the sky soon, or two!" Su Yu threw a cup of milk tea over, "I bet none of them will explode." The clown shook his head, "Impossible, if you don't press the button, you will be killed by the opponent!" "I understand human nature better than you!" Batman looked anxiously at the two ferries, "Su, what should we do?" Su Yu waved his hand, " Don't worry, I believe in human nature, not everyone can kill a ship of people." Su Yu knew the plot, and the people on the two ships did not press the button.The clown chattered and laughed, "When facing death, it's not necessarily." Su Yu shook his head, "I bet this ship won't blow up"

Not only did he know the plot, but he also took out an insurance policy. Before that, he called Ada Wang and asked her to inform the people on board that pressing the button would blow up the ship he was on. Such an operation is very ugly!

Many people believe it!

The people on the two ships didn't dare to press the button, and now they dare not act rashly!

Ada Wang said that this is really a divine operation, what is imaginary is real, and what is real is imaginary!Su Yu shook his head, "This is human nature. Sometimes you don't dare to take risks even though you know the outcome." As time passed, the clown drank up all his milk tea, and the two ships were still unharmed. The more the clown waited, the more gloomy his expression became , "Damn bastards, cowards!"

At twelve o'clock, the two ships still hadn't exploded!

The corner of the clown's mouth twitched, and the expression on his face was very ugly. He didn't expect his human nature experiment to fail!He took out the detonator, "Coward! Okay, if you don't press it, I will press it and blow you all to the sky!" Su Yu shook his head, "Joker, you are cheating, so it's no fun." Batman rushed towards the clown , "The clown put down the detonator!" The clown laughed and pretended to let go, "The detonator fell!" Unexpectedly, the detonator really fell, and fell directly from the rotten window to the downstairs.

clown? ? ?Su Yu shrugged, "Have you taken it off? Children know not to play with toys by the window" Batman.

At this time, the widowed sister finally rushed forward panting heavily, "I'm so exhausted!"

"Tell me, what happened!" The clown laughed strangely, "If the detonator breaks, the two ships will explode!" He jumped out!

Batman also jumped down without hesitation!Su Yu glanced at the widow sister, "You are so slow! Come down quickly" After finishing speaking, he also jumped out!The widow almost cried, "I just climbed up! What the hell happened!" She walked to the window, "I'm not that stupid, jumping down? Isn't that courting death!"

"Wang Wang Wang"

The four dogs barked wildly and rushed towards her. The widow was startled, slipped her foot, and flew out of the window screaming, "Damn it! What's wrong with my old lady!"

"Help!"

Su Yu looked up, and Natasha was cursing, falling down with her teeth and claws open, "What kind of fun is this? I'm sick!"

The clown jumped down first, getting closer and closer to the detonator, "O(dbbf) yay!"

The detonator suddenly defied the laws of physics and flew upwards!

Su Yu's mind moved on it and pulled the detonator over!

"Damn it!"

The clown scolded in the air!

Batman stabilized himself with the hook gun, and then hooked the falling clown with the hook gun!

Su Yu grabbed the detonator with one hand and caught the falling widow sister with the other!

"I'll go, you're over a hundred catties! It's really heavy!"

The widow hugged Su Yu's neck tightly while still in shock, "Ah, hold me tight!"

Her legs were also wrapped around Su Yu's waist, in short, hanging on Su Yu's body like an octopus.

There is nothing to say about this flexibility!One word, absolutely!

"What did you jump down for?"

The widow was still trembling all over, "You think I'm happy, I was scared by the dog!"

She regained her senses, "Hey, you are holding me with both arms, why are you holding me in the air?"

Su Yu shrugged, "Who told you, we're fixed"

"Whoosh!"

Su Yu continued to fall, the widow sister hugged Su Yu tightly, screaming! "You're wild"

After Su Yu finished commenting, he stepped on the clown in mid-air!

,:.!''!',?.:'!,"":;,?"':;..!','?.',:?;!"";;;,''!"! ;,?;,.: The three accelerated and fell towards the ground!

When she landed at the end, the widowed sister suddenly felt that the momentum of the fall suddenly became smaller, and Su Yu landed steadily on the ground, "Pervert! Is it all right?"

After the widow found out that she was unharmed, she limply lay on Su Yu's shoulder and complained! "Boom!"

The clown was not so lucky, his broken leg was broken again, his hands were broken, his whole body was shattered, and his head was also smashed. It seems that he may not be able to get up even if he stays in the ICU. "Life is so great, this is not dead?" Su Yu shook his head.

The widow quickly took over Batman's motorcycle, "Hurry up, Batman, the detectives are coming!" Batman... No matter how you go, the transportation has been robbed!Su Yu lifted the widowed sister off the motorcycle, "Are you good at it? You actually started robbing Batman?" The widowed sister felt aggrieved, "I almost fell to my death just now, so can't I get some souvenirs?" Su Yu took Offered ten dollars, "You did a good job today, I will reward you with ten dollars." The widow sister almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, "My mother's brain is not broken!"

Still, Batman couldn't stand it anymore, and threw the bat belt over, "There are a lot of good things in here!" After speaking, he withdrew!

Ada Wang and Gordon brought people here, and Gordon saw that Batman had withdrawn, and he breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank God, neither ship exploded!" Ada Wang looked at Su Yu with big eyes, "Why do you Do you know the arrangement of the clown?" Su Yu lifted her chin, "I've known me for so long, don't you know?" King Ada shook his head and said he really didn't know. "Guess"

Su Yu said firmly!

King Ada slipped and almost fell!She gave Su Yu a bitter look, "Don't get in the way, I have something to do!" Su Yu grabbed her shoulder, "Come to my house to play in a few days, and I'll tell you."

Chapter Widow Sister: How much money do you need to warm the bed?!Batman's Single Resentment!

"Play? Play what?"

King Ada asked warily.

"Swimming, barbecue, help me tidy up the garden, of course, if you want to play something else, that's okay too." Su Yu blinked.

King Ada looked at the clown paralyzed on the ground, "Let me clean up the mess-first!" Su Yu nodded, of course.The widow came over and leaned against Su Yu, "Master Yin, shall we go home?" King Ada.Gotham City is bright, and the smog of many years has dispersed. The destruction or disappearance of black masks, clowns, and a series of villains has made Gotham City a lot cleaner! "Come on, Natalie"

Su Yu took Harley and Sister Widow to buy things at the small commodity market in Gotham City. Sister Widow had already hung a lot of bags on her body. She complained as she walked, "Damn, you can't shop online!" Su Yu shook his head, " Some things cannot be purchased online, such as this”

He squatted down and looked at the month-old little black dogs in the cage. They were all black and their eyes were black and shiny. They were staring curiously at the people passing by, "Boss, how do you sell these dogs?" The owner is from Yan Kingdom, "Sir, you have good vision. This is our garden dog from Yan Kingdom. It is very smart and guards the house. Unlike other dogs, they wag their tails when thieves enter the house!" "One hundred dollars !"

Su Yu touched the black dog with his hand, "It's quite fat, with a pretty big frame."

"Okay, I bought it"

The widow screamed, "No way, I hate dogs the most, you are not allowed to raise them!"

She still remembers the last time she was killed by a dog and jumped off the building!

Harry patted the little black dog's head, "It's so cute, and it can roll over"

Su Yu directly paid for the little black dog, "From now on, you will be called Xiao Hei"

The widow rolled her eyes, "This name is so random!"

Harley picked up Xiao Hei, "Master, your yard is so big and there are small forests, Xiao Hei is too lonely with a dog."

Su Yu nodded, "Harry, you're right, buy him two more wives!"

Su Yu picked another little flower dog and a little white dog. Xiao Hei seemed to foresee his happy life, barking like a dog!

The widow rolled her eyes, "Two wives? The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked! What kind of dog does a master have!"

Back home, Harley and the widow played with the three puppies directly. They didn't seem afraid of the new environment, and they even patrolled the territory.

The widow was instantly ravished by the three little guys. She went to the kitchen, and half an hour later, she brought out a plate of black food with white smoke, "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hua, Xiao Bai, come and eat up"

The three puppies surrounded the widow sister, and when she put the plate on the ground, they all rushed over to smell it. Su Yu obviously felt the hesitation of the three puppies, and Xiao Hei glanced at the widow sister suspiciously. There are many question marks, Su Yu shook his head, "This cooking skill, even the dog shakes his head when he sees it? How dare you ask for a high salary of three thousand and five!" "One day I will be sick, will you bark, Dalang has taken medicine?! "The widow blushed, "What, they are not hungry!" "I don't know how good my cooking skills are!" Harley interrupted, "Natalie, why do I think this food is so bad?" Su Yu put his arms around Harley's waist, "You're right, Xiao Hei doesn't want to die heroically for the first meal at home!" The widow sister was angry, "You can do it! 500 yuan, I'll pay you again!" Cleaning, washing clothes for you, and delivery of food, just warming the bed!" "Warming the bed? You want to take advantage of me, it's a dream!"

Su Yu shook his head and went to the kitchen, and there was a puff of black smoke in front of him, "Damn! Is there a war here?!" There were all kinds of mess in the kitchen, and the widow stuck out her tongue and went to play with the three dogs!

Su Yu cooked a pot of meat porridge, and put some medicinal materials that strengthen the foundation and cultivate the essence. When he took the food out, the three puppies Hadazi were about to bleed out. "Natalie, that's what you said, aren't they hungry?" Su Yu glanced at the three gobbling little guys.

widow...

"What's the air? If I can do anything, it's still the price of three thousand five?!"

In this way, the three little guys began to live with Su Yu and the others. With the medicinal diet Su Yu prepared for them, they grew up fast and their IQs were much stronger than ordinary dogs.

"Wang! Wang! Wang!"

The three puppies barked wildly around Bruce Wayne, showing their fangs from time to time. Su Yu waved his hand, "He is my friend."

Xiao Hei understood Su Yu's words, held his head high, and went to play.

Batman let out a long sigh, "Hey, even a dog bullies me, a loner!"

Su Yu glanced at him, "What's wrong with this? Sighing"

"Rachel and Harvey Dent are planning to get married after this incident!"

Batman looks depressed.

"It's a good thing that Rachel got married, you're sad ass"

Su Yu thought of Rachel who was flirting everywhere. It's not very good for the queen of the sea to settle down and only harm one person!

Batman said sadly, "I'm still single."

At this time, the widow sister walked over with a basket of dirty clothes in her arms, and Batman became even more sad, "My housekeeper is Ah Fu with gray hair, but you are such a beautiful woman..."

He looked at the playful Xiao Hei, "Even the dogs are in pairs, why am I so miserable!"

Su Yu counted, "Don't worry, you will have a girl appear soon, and it will still be Romeo and Juliet's love!"

…for flowers…

Batman's eyes lit up, "This is serious, you are not fooling me?"

Su Yu shrugged, "You are so smart that you have fooled you, just wait at ease, the marriage will come naturally"

Su Yu didn't tell Batman that Juliet-style love is a tragedy, and Batman's next marriage will be Miranda, the daughter of the shadow fighter leader Henry Duca!

Yes, Henry was killed by Batman!

"My house holds a party the day after tomorrow, come over then"

Batman withdrew after a meal at Su Yu's side.After Su Yu finished eating, he lay on a sun chair and basked in the sun. The photon energy of the stars was continuously absorbed by him, purifying his body and strengthening his blood. His blood seemed to be full of photon energy.

Xiao Hei and the others were also lying beside Su Yu, as if bathed in golden light, they fell asleep comfortably.Widow sister looked at Su Yu who was constantly overflowing with golden light, "This guy is really an alien, is he stealing the energy of the sun?!"

... "He stole all the energy of the sun, wouldn't our earth be finished?!"