Chapter 122 Walnut, Is This The Peach Blossom Tribulation You Said?
【Yaoyao: Yuegui, don't be afraid, you are my partner, sister Traveler will not eat you. 】
[Xiangling: Traveler, I have never seen this kind of food before, please share the recipe with me, I invite you to eat big braised elbow! 】
【...】
【Ding!Brother Kong was rewarded with a full-color animation from another world "My Sister is H Manga Teacher"]
[Brother Kong: Interesting, just looking at the painting style, you can tell that it is my favorite type! 】
[Yingmei: How do you feel, the Erchuang live broadcast room recommended some weird knowledge to my brother? 】
[Abyss Apostle: Alas!His Royal Highness has recently indulged in light novels and comics, and has no interest in state affairs, which makes people worry. 】
【...】
【Ding!The reward Mona received is "Astrological Divination Advanced Chapter"]
【Ding!The reward obtained by Mandrill is the height-increasing shoes from another world! 】
【Ding!The reward Zhongli received was the famous novel "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" from another world]
......
The next day, Lynn continued to select new second-generation videos as usual.
At this moment, a man named [Hu Tao, is this the Peach Blossom Tribulation you said? ]'s second creation video caught Lynn's attention.
Lynn was overjoyed:
"Hey, Young Master Yang has created a new second creation! This walnut is too crumbly. I even suspect that she and Miss Yelan are in collusion. I really can't hold back the black man at the end carrying the coffin~"
"It's up to you!"
...
In the second creation live broadcast room.
【Ding!Today's second creation video is Walnut. Is this what you call peach blossom robbery? 】
[Hu Tao: Hey, why am I on camera again this time, but this is also good, the hall master can also take this opportunity to promote the Hall of Past Life! 】
[Yingmei: Lynn!You bastard!It won't be me this time, will it? 】
[Lin En: Just say whether you like it or not! 】
[Lei Movie: Traveler, you are wrong to think that way, Lynn is actually kind, after all, the more times you are on camera, it means that he wants you to get more rewards. 】
[Yae Miko: Oh, my poor best friend, my brain is not working after being fooled by Lynn's few words. 】
[Brother Kong: Peach Blossom Tribulation, hey, sister, you will definitely be killed this time, release it quickly, I can’t wait to watch it, haha! 】
.....
The second creation video also started to play at this time.
Liyue Port, a noisy and lively street.
Walnut is selling in front of his small stall: "Come and have a look, the ancestral medicinal wine bag is effective, save your time and go to the hospital! You don't need to queue up for a urine test, a bottle guarantees you three years, and I really appreciate it as a gift! "
Brother Kong watched Hutao yelling for a long time, and was a little moved. He came to the stall:
"Walnut, what is this... safflower oil?"
Hu Tao smiled and said: "Oh, this is the secret Dieda wine handed down from my ancestors, 81 bottles!"
Brother Kong rubbed his chin: "Eighty is not one yuan...that is ten thousand? Eight hundred thousand moras, are you robbing money?!"
Hu Tao waved his hands again and again: "Traveler's words are wrong. My bruises can not only treat bruises, but also a good way to nourish the kidneys. The combat skills that specialize in elements have a short duration, slow recharge, low damage, and slow attack speed. As long as you drink it, you will be killed seven times in the deep spiral! You will still be full of blood when you come out!"
Brother Kong's eyes lit up: "Oh! That's great! Come on, it's exactly 80 Mora, give me a bottle!"
Hu Tao frowned, and chuckled lightly: "Traveler, you really know what to buy! Use it yourself?"
Brother Kong hesitated for a moment, "I have a friend, I bought it for him."
Hu Tao looked at Brother Kong meaningfully: "Oh~ that's right."
After finishing speaking, Hu Tao bent down and waved to Brother Kong with a mysterious look on his face:
"Traveler, why don't you buy two more bottles? You can use it sooner or later!"
Brother Kong was puzzled and said, "Why?"
Hu Tao pointed at Brother Kong's eyebrows, and said seriously: "I see with my eyes that your seal is black, and there is evil between your eyebrows. Soon, there will be bloody disasters!"
Brother Kong is unhappy: "You sell your medicinal wine, why are you cursing me?"
Hu Tao shook his head and said, "Hey! Faithful words are harsh, can my hall master talk nonsense?"
After finishing speaking, Hu Tao turned over the signboard of her Dieda Medicinal Wine, on which it was impressively written, look at fortune, check palmistry.
"Well, did you see that?"
Brother Kong's head was full of black lines, and he said speechlessly, "Are you still working part-time as a fortune teller?"
Hu Tao said solemnly: "It's rare to have a predestined relationship. My hall master will help you do the math for free. How about it?"
Brother Kong: "Free?"
"That's what you said!"
After finishing speaking, in line with the principle of not taking advantage of advantages, Brother Kong sat down and stretched out his right hand.
Hu Tao caressed Brother Kong's hand, with a serious expression on her pretty face: "Oh, traveler, look at your palmistry, these past few years, you have committed suicide~"
Brother Kong showed a smile: "Hahaha, it's still wide~"
Hu Tao frowned: "Oh~ don't be too happy too early, this is a typical peach blossom catastrophe! I think your recent bloody disaster is related to this peach blossom catastrophe!"
Brother Kong looked shocked: "Ah! Is there a way to crack it?"
Hu Tao took out a pink kit from his body, and said, "You carry this kit with you, and if you open it in a crisis, it will definitely help you!"
Brother Kong was very happy and thanked again and again: "Arigado! Walnut mulberry!"
.....
After saying goodbye to Hu Tao, Brother Kong, who has nothing to do, came to Liyue Port to fish.
While communicating with Nilu through the void terminal, he looked at the float in the distance.
As everyone knows, a catastrophe is about to come!
"Hey, Nilu, I'm in Liyue, don't worry, I'll go back to accompany you in two days, and I even bought you a very sexy pajamas!"
At this moment, someone hit Brother Kong on the back of the head with a sap.
Brother Kong tilted his eyelids and passed out.
.....
"Hiss... My head hurts, I feel dizzy, where am I, why am I tied up?"
Brother Kong opened his eyes and found himself tied to the stool by Wuhuada.
He glanced around, and at a glance, he saw Ye Lan sitting at the desk with his fingers crossed and a hostile expression on his face.
Yelan: "Sorry, I'm afraid your sexy pajamas won't be delivered to Nilu."
Brother Kong: "Ye Lan! Listen to me, this is a misunderstanding!"
Ye Lan came in front of Brother Kong, leaned down, pressed against his ear, exhaled like Lan and said:
"Just because you're not in Liyue Port doesn't mean you can avoid my intelligence network. You're messing around in Sumeru. I can see it clearly."
"And when I show up here, it means my patience is exhausted and it's time to liquidate."
Brother Kong opened his eyes wide, his pupils trembling violently, he didn't know what kind of punishment he was going to face from Yelan...
"Ah ah ah ah ah....."
Not long after, brother Kong's screams continued to be heard throughout the room.
Chapter 123 The Great Detective Kanyein Heizo
3 minutes later....
"Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong!"
Brother Kong, who was punished to exhaustion by Ye Lan, was lying on the ground, and the energy lights on his body began to flicker.
Am I going to die in Miss Yelan's hands? It really is a disaster that cannot be avoided.
Brother Kong thought sadly.
Countless pictures and memory fragments appeared in front of his eyes, and the revolving doors had already begun.
at this time!
Brother Kong recalled the time when he bought medicinal wine from Hutao.
Walnut gave him a kit!
"You carry this kit with you, and when you open it in a crisis, it will definitely help you!"
Brother Kong didn't know where the strength came from, he suddenly opened his eyes wide and sat up!
He groped around and finally found the kit.
Brother Kong took it apart with excitement.
When he saw the appearance of the things in it, his pupils shrank suddenly, cold sweat flowed down, and his expression became ugly.
I saw that it was a black card!
It said [Lifelong VIP members of Xiangshengtang can enjoy a 5% discount on the whole site with this card! 】
Brother Kong suddenly lost all sanity, and lay on his back on the ground!
.......
As soon as the screen turned, Brother Kong was already lying on a wooden board.
Yingmei, Hutao, Keqing, and Yanfei are four girls, each holding a corner of the wooden plank.
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