Assassin Wu Liuqi's swordsman Lu Jiu

"Oh, it's not easy, you guys got up so early today."

As soon as Lu Jiu opened his mouth, he knew it was an old hermaphrodite.

Hearing this, Ji Dabao smiled sarcastically: "Mr. Lu, it's too early for you."

After all, this is a loyal VIP customer of his hair salon.

If you don't pay for three years, once you pay, it will be enough for the hair salon to live for three years.

Seeing this, Wu Liuqi was a little disappointed: "It seems that you have finished your breakfast, uncle..."

He deliberately got up early today to see if he could have breakfast...

"You just know how to eat, and you eat all day without exercising. Why do you want to be a chicken daddy?"

Lu Jiu rolled her eyes when she heard the words, and said angrily.

laugh!

Ji Dabao only felt that an invisible ice pick pierced his heart mercilessly, making him feel heartbroken and cold at the same time.

Ji Dabao, who was innocently lying on the gun, felt wronged.

What's the matter with me...

"Pfft!"

Hearing Lu Jiu's words, someone couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

When Ji Dabao heard the voice, he turned his head and glared at Abba.

Seeing Ji Dabao's sharp eyes, Aba immediately tensed up, and said solemnly, "I didn't smile."

It's fine if he doesn't open his mouth. When he said this, it was "I laughed out loud" in Ji Dabao's ears.

Ji Dabao gritted his teeth: "Damn it, Baba, you bastard, I'm starting to miss the time when you were dumb!"

Wu Liuqi heard Lu Jiu's words, glanced at Ji Dabao, and imagined Wu Liuqi with the same figure as Ji Dabao...

"..."

Thinking of that scene, Wu Liuqi couldn't help but shudder.

He said to Lu Jiu with a serious face: "Uncle, don't worry, I will definitely exercise hard!"

When Ji Dabao heard the words, he immediately became angry, turned his head and roared, "Ah Qi, what do you mean?!"

Upon hearing this, Wu Liuqi hurriedly said, "Da Bao, don't get me wrong..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Ji Dabao got into the act, took out a handkerchief from somewhere, fell to the ground, and wept.

"Do you think I can decide on such a figure? I don't want to either... Our blue-feathered fat chickens all look like this..."

"It's not that I don't work hard to lose weight, it's caused by genes, woo woo woo..."

Ji Dabao cried very sadly, and squeezed out a few tears, trying to restore his image.

"Chichi?" At this time, Xiao Fei suddenly came out, fluttering his little wings, with a puzzled expression on his face: "Chichijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijijiji?"

(Why isn't my dad like this?)

"..."

Hearing this, Ji Dabao froze when he squeezed his tears.

Then he rolled his eyes, hugged Xiaofei and wept bitterly: "It's Xiaofei who understands my difficulties! I'm so touched..."

Wu Liuqi and Aba, who didn't understand chicken language, were really taken aback by Ji Dabao's hat-trick, and felt that they shouldn't laugh at Ji Dabao's figure.

Lu Jiu rolled her eyes and started her morning run.

What Ji Dabao said seemed to be correct.

After all, when you hear the term blue-feathered fat chicken, you immediately think that this species is short and fat.

So what Ji Dabao said seems to be quite correct.

If Lu Jiu hadn't known that Xiao Fei's father, Da Fei, wasn't a Q-bomb figure like Ji Dabao, he might have believed it.

So Ji Dabao is lying. The reason why he has such a Q figure is because he doesn't exercise regularly.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp..."

Just as Lu Jiu was about to turn the corner, the phone in his pocket suddenly rang.

Lu Jiu frowned, a little puzzled, and didn't stop, taking out his phone while running.

Chapter 360 Civilized Communication

10 minutes ago, Plum Blossom Eleven.

Meihuashishi was sitting on the sofa, with her right hand sticking to her chin, and she looked like she was watching TV.

Meihua Shisan next to her was eating potato chips while looking at her.

She knew at a glance whether plum blossom eleven was watching TV or not, and her sister was simply thinking about something.

Plum Blossom Thirteen narrowed her eyes, stretched out her hand and shook it in front of her eyes.

Plum Blossom Eleven didn't respond to this, and was still in a state of fugue.

Meihua Shisan was speechless upon seeing this.

After sitting with her for so long, my sister kept wandering and didn't watch TV at all.

"Hey! Sister, what are you thinking?"

Plum Blossom Thirteen couldn't help asking out loud.

Her yelling finally made Mei Huaxi react from the state of trance.

Mei Huashi was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at her: "Ah? What did you just say?"

Mei Hua Shisan was speechless and said, "I asked you what you were thinking just now, you were so preoccupied..."

Hearing the words, Mei Huashi said a little embarrassingly: "...I didn't think about anything."

Meihua Shisan rolled her eyes, and said angrily, "Do you think I look like a fool?"

Meihua Shishi sized her up seriously when she heard the words, then nodded solemnly and said, "Like!"

Meihua Shisan became anxious when she heard the words, and stretched out her hand to ravage her, but was caught by Meihua Shisan.

Mei Hua Shisan snorted, curled her lips and said, "Actually, sister, you don't need to tell me, I know what you're thinking."

"Huh?" Meihua Eleven looked at her curiously after hearing the words: "Then tell me what I was thinking just now?"

Meihua Thirteen glanced at the necklace on her neck: "What else can you think about, think about a man!"

Mei Huashi's face turned red when she heard the words.

Unexpectedly, the girl Meihua Shisan really guessed right all at once, which made Meihua Shisan feel a little shy.

This girl is simply a roundworm in her stomach, she can guess everything she thinks clearly.

"Nonsense! Only... not at all!"

Plum Blossom Eleven wrinkled her nose and said with a flushed face.

Plum Blossom Thirteen helplessly shook her head.

The reaction of Plum Blossom Eleven almost had the words "You guessed it right" written on her face.

However, plum blossom eleven was not in a daze once or twice, and plum blossom thirteen was not able to find out that she was in a daze every time.

The most surprising thing is that Club Thirteen found out that Club Eleven hasn't played much games recently!

This is a big deal!

You must know that Club Eleven used to play games all day long.

But since Lu Jiu gave her the necklace, Plum Blossom Eleven didn't play games very much, either looking at her necklace or in a daze.

Seeing her sister like this, Mei Hua Shisan felt that she was a bit pitiful.

As the younger sister of Meihua Shishi, Meihua Shisan decided to help her sister.

Thinking of this, plum blossom thirteen moved to the side of plum blossom eleven, with a serious face.

"Sister, I said that it's not an option for you to procrastinate like this."

"That guy Lu Jiu looks like a straight guy who doesn't understand feelings, and doesn't know how to chase girls."

"So if you want to count on him to come to you on his own initiative, that's basically impossible."

Plum Blossom Thirteen analyzed logically.

Meihua Shishi thought about it for a while, and felt that this was also the case. Since the first day she knew Lu Jiu, she knew that this guy was a straight man.

Don't talk about chasing girls, it's fine if you don't make girls cry, let alone let him take the initiative to attack.

"However, since Lu Jiu will give you the necklace, it means that he doesn't mean nothing to you."

"Since this is the case, sister, if you want to tie Lu Jiu, you must take the initiative!"

Meihua Thirteen stared into her eyes and said seriously.

For her own sister, Plum Blossom Thirteen can be considered a fight.

It has not been a day or two since she wanted to help Plum Blossom Eleven.

But she has no experience in dating. Although she is not ignorant about relationships, she can definitely be called a novice.

So, she also checked the information on the Internet.

However, the information on the Internet is always good and bad. It is difficult to distinguish between good and bad, and it is very unreliable.

In desperation, Plum Blossom Thirteen can only accumulate experience in this area by watching some sadomasochism TV series.

Not to mention, these TV shows still have some effect.

After shedding a lot of tears, Plum Blossom Thirteen also accumulated some experience.

Therefore, she made a careful analysis of the situation of Plum Blossom Eleven and Lu Jiu before she came to such a conclusion.

Hearing what she said, Plum Blossom Eleven felt that it made sense.