Assassin Wu Liuqi's swordsman Lu Jiu
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But something even worse happened!
Because of the intelligence of the helmet, it detected that the tall man was vomiting, and he opened the helmet directly!
Good guy!The smell of cake sticking to the helmet is close at hand, it is called a "fragrant fragrance"!
"vomit--"
This made the tall man's pupils shrink, and he began to vomit even more painfully.
Of course, he wouldn't let the stench continue to contaminate him, so he quickly took off his helmet and threw it aside with a disgusted expression.
At this time, the almost short man who had already cleaned up the remains of the monitor retracted it into a cylindrical device.
Seeing the tall man like this, he sneered: "Hmph, I knew you were going to play tricks, and I've been on guard against you!"
"How dare you take pictures, it's against you!"
"Humph! Do it yourself!"
After all, the short man snorted disdainfully, and walked towards the aircraft with the cylindrical device.
The tall man lost his wife and lost his army, not to mention how depressed he was, disgusted and angry at the same time.
Pointing at the short man's back, he said angrily, "Don't go, you kid, I'm going to strangle you to death... Ugh!"
Halfway through the conversation, he began to vomit unconsciously again.
……
As the chief culprit of this incident... the owner of the dog, Lu Jiu naturally knew nothing about it.
At this time, he is answering the phone.
A female tenant said that the computer in the house was broken, and she asked him to help out for 200 yuan, and she also said that there was some mysterious surprise.
Lu Jiu's face darkened upon hearing this.
You want me to fix your computer for 200 yuan?Do you really think I, Lu Jiu, are so cheap?
"I don't know how to fix computers, you can do it yourself."
Lu Jiu had no expression on his face, and hung up the phone directly.
What about female tenants?If he wanted to let him, the number one swordsman in the world, repair her computer, there was no way!
Lu Jiu just put the phone in his pocket, and when he was about to go to the toilet, the phone in his pocket rang again.
Lu Jiu was a little speechless, this must be another call from that wicked female tenant just now!
Thinking of this, Lu Jiu picked up the phone, frowned impatiently and said, "I told you, I don't know how to fix computers! Don't call me again!"
"..."
On the other end of the phone, Plum Blossom Eleven had black lines on her face and clenched her fists.
"Lu Jiu, you idiot! My old lady is Plum Blossom Eleven! Who wants you to fix the computer!"
With blue veins twitching on Mei Huashi's forehead, she yelled angrily at the phone.
Lu Jiu was taken aback by her roar when she heard the words, and glanced at the phone screen, only to find that it was indeed the eleventh of plum blossoms.
...Why does she pick some strange time slots every time she calls herself?
Lu Jiu smiled awkwardly: "...Sorry, I thought it was the female tenant..."
Ok?
Female tenant?
Meihua Shishi on the other end of the phone was stunned when he heard these three words, and then became vigilant.
Chapter 311 Time to sharpen the knife and kill the dog!
Plum Blossom Eleven squinted her eyes, and asked in a casual tone, "Oh? Female tenant?"
"Yup!"
Lu Jiu nodded when she heard the words, and while clamping the phone by her neck, she picked up the grapes on the table and put them in her mouth.
"It's just a female tenant who insists on me repairing her computer. I see, she just covets my beauty and wants to avoid paying the rent!"
Speaking of this, Lu Jiu sighed a little.
He also met the female tenant last time, she was quite beautiful.
But the problem is that she has hands and feet, and she still wants to eat free food and not pay the rent!
How could Lu Jiu fulfill her wish?
Resolutely refuse!
After hearing the words, Meihua Shishi recalled the first words Lu Jiu said after answering the phone, and immediately knew how he treated this "unruly" female tenant.
This made Mei Huashi secretly heave a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, Lu Jiu is a straight man of steel...
This is the first time that Plum Blossom Eleven thinks that straight man of steel is a compliment.
Plum Blossom Eleven couldn't help chuckling, and teased: "That's right, this woman definitely doesn't want to pay the rent, you can't let him get what he wants!"
Lu Jiu snorted when she heard the words, and said angrily: "Come on, you, haven't you paid your rent? I'm going to rent out your house."
"..." Plum Blossom Eleven.
Lu Jiu's divine reply made her gnash her teeth angrily again.
She raised her phone, looked at Lu Jiu's handsome profile picture, and said coquettishly, "Don't rent it to others!"
Lu Jiu was speechless when she heard the words: "Why? The house is unoccupied, isn't it a waste to be empty?"
Meihua Eleven had black lines on her face when she heard the words, and said angrily: "My mother will be back soon! You rented the house to someone else, where will I live?!"
Originally, she also said that she would surprise Lu Jiu.
In the end, it didn't come to fruition, this guy completely wiped out her surprise.
Lu Jiu was a little surprised when he heard the words, put down the grapes near his mouth, and said with some doubts: "Why did you come back so soon?"
Meihua Eleven heard the words and said angrily: "I have earned enough money, why not come back?"
Lu Jiu touched his chin, feeling a little strange: "You can actually earn enough money to spend the rest of your life in such a short period of time? You didn't lie to me, did you?"
He didn't know what to think of, and he squinted his eyes again: "Could it be that you are doing some illicit business..."
Lu Jiu's tone was a little solemn.
If Plum Blossom Eleven really engages in illicit business...
Then please allow me to pack the night!
"..."
creak creak...
On the other end of the phone, Mei Huashi's forehead was throbbing with veins, and he was gnashing his teeth. His phone was about to explode in anger!
"?"
Not far away, Meihua Shisan saw her sister's appearance, and gave her a surprised look.
Not long after, Club Eleven finally broke out in silence!
"Lu Jiu, you bastard! Old lady (beep--) (beep--) (beep--) you stupid (beep--)"
Plum Blossom Eleven squeezed the phone fiercely, and yelled at Lu Jiu on the other end of the phone.
"hiss--"
Lu Jiu was deafened by the huge sound, only felt a sound like a signal interruption lingering in his ears, and his brain froze a bit.
I don't know how many sensitive words are included in this passage of plum blossom eleven...
"You dog (beep—) buy a coffin and wait for my mother to come back!"
"Beep...beep..."
After Mei Huashi finished his last sentence angrily, the pleasant call was announced to be interrupted.
Lu Jiu put the phone back in his pocket with trembling fingers.
He really regrets it now.
Club Eleven shouldn't be allowed to play games in the first place!
Play games with her, talk about yourself when you win, and talk about yourself when you lose, you can't move her!
He just said it with confidence!
What hurt Lu Jiudan the most was not this, but some of his "poetic adjectives and nouns" were all learned by Plum Blossom Eleven, and he also learned some "high-end vocabulary" without a teacher.
For example, it was used on him just now.
Lu Jiu wiped the sweat off her forehead with trembling fingers, wondering if she should pack her luggage and go back to Qinglong Pavilion to avoid the limelight...
……
Dabao J Hair Salon.
Lu Jiu sat on the barber table, closed her eyes and meditated.
Wu Liuqi focused on fixing the hairstyles for his distinguished guests.
Although Plum Blossom Eleven looked scary, Lu Jiu didn't care at all.
Just like the plum blossom eleven with thin arms and legs, how much pain can it hurt to hit someone without a hidden weapon?
However, she is indeed good at cursing, which makes Lu Jiu have to bow down.
Looking at the uncle with his eyes closed, Wu Liuqi asked curiously, "Uncle, Miss Mei and the others are coming back?"
Speaking of this, Wu Liuqi looked expectant in his eyes.
Lu Jiu opened her eyes in surprise when she heard the words, turned her head and said in doubt, "How do you know?"
He didn't seem to have mentioned this matter to Wu Liuqi, did he?How did he know?
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