Siheyuan: hit the screw at the beginning and kill Jia Dongxu

After Shazhu saw Zhou Weidong, it was as if he had found a relative.

The neighbors in other yards didn't want to help him, but Zhou Weidong lived in the same yard as him.

Immediately, Shazhu looked at Zhou Weidong with warm eyes.

If others don't help him, then the people in their courtyard should help him.

Unfortunately, he was disappointed.

"Shazhu, are you dreaming? You should soak in it for a while!"

"It's best to get up after marinating, the little taste will be gone!"

Zhou Weidong rejected Sha Zhu without even thinking about it, and he didn't forget to say a few words to him by the way.

Whoever loves to help Shazhu will help, anyway Zhou Weidong will not help.

At this time, other people in the courtyard also rushed over.

"Hey, heaven has eyes, and you, silly Zhu, have your day too!"

"Why don't you come up, silly Zhu? Is it because the smell inside is so good that you are reluctant to come up?"

Enemies were extremely jealous when they met each other, Xu Damao burst out laughing when he saw Shazhu's appearance like this.

Xu Damao was indeed hurt enough, seeing that Shazhu couldn't come up, he started to pee directly.

"Zi~ Silly Zhu, don't hide, this is something new."

Seeing this, Silly Zhu was almost deceived.

Not caring about being covered in shit, Sha Zhu hurriedly ran to the corner.

"Xu Damao, I honor your ancestor."

"Turn around and I'll kill you!"

Fortunately, the dung inside is not very deep, otherwise Shazhu would have been drowned by the dung.

But Silly Zhu was not easy to deal with, so he scooped up a handful of dung and poured it on Xu Damao.

It's a pity that Xu Damao dodged it with quick eyes and hands.

"Silly Zhu, take your time here!" Xu Damao mocked Silly Zhu again.

Then he quickly walked into the crowd.

Sha Zhu would not dare to splash him now.

Silly Zhu thought to himself, when he turned around he was cleaning up Xu Damao.

"Zhuzi, why did you accidentally fall into it?"

"Zhuzi, you wait, I'll go find something and pull you up right away!"

Finally, Yi Zhonghai came.

Seeing that the surrounding area was full of spectators, Yi Zhonghai was so angry that his teeth itch.

This time, Sha Zhu became famous here.

But he also had a way to say why those watching the fun didn't help.

With Shazhu's appearance, he didn't even want to help, let alone others.

But it's okay if others don't help, he can claim to be Sha Zhu's half godfather, if he doesn't help, it's not justified.

Yi Zhonghai found a short stick from nearby, and ran over in a hurry.

After entering the toilet, Yi Zhonghai was almost smoked out by the smell stirred up by Shazhu.

But there's no way, Yi Zhonghai insisted on enduring the stench and said.

"Pillar, you hold the stick, I say one, two, three, and you climb up!"

"Hurry up, Master One, I understand."

"one two Three."

As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished shouting three, Sha Zhu began to climb up with his stick.

Not to mention, with Yi Zhonghai dragging him this time, it was obvious that he was about to come up.

At this time, both Shazhu and Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief.

Whoosh!

Zhou Weidong watched this scene and picked up a small stone from the ground.

It bounced towards Yi Zhonghai's knee.

Then, Yi Zhonghai felt something strange in his knees, and suddenly lost strength in his feet.

"Pfft!"

Yi Zhonghai fell directly into the cesspit as well.

Especially when Yi Zhonghai fell from top to bottom, his head directly rushed into the dung.

Only two legs are still struggling outside.

Immediately, the people watching the scene were stunned.

"Haha, Lao Yi was also dragged in by Sha Zhu."

"This old man can't take a few sips, what the hell is going on!"

"Haha, if we had to pull the silly pillar just now, we would be the ones who fell."

Then, seeing Yi Zhonghai's ink marks, everyone started to laugh.

"Master One, are you alright!"

Seeing this, Sha Zhu immediately started pulling Yi Zhonghai's two legs.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai heard the laughter around him, as if telling Sha Zhu to leave him alone.

But he can't speak, because when he speaks, the big shit is poured into his mouth.

After being pulled up, Yi Zhonghai wanted to die.

If he had known this earlier, he would not have come to watch the fun.

How will he behave in the future?

"Master One, why did you let go all of a sudden?"

"Just now, I only need to take one more step, then I will go up."

Sha Zhu couldn't help but began to complain about Yi Zhonghai.

Just one step away.

Now it's all right, not only did he fail to go up, but the first uncle came down to accompany him.

"Pfft, how do I know, what are you doing so hard?"

"If it wasn't for you, would I have fallen?"

Yi Zhonghai spat out a mouthful of excrement, and began to criticize Shazhu.

Where does this silly Zhu have the face to blame him?

Afterwards, the two stared at each other with wide eyes.

It's all right, don't even think about it.

Chapter 40, Three kills, the stick made the deaf old lady into a cesspit (seeking flowers)

"Old neighbors, do yourself a favor and pull us up!"

"I'm here now, thank you guys!"

Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to ask the neighbors watching for help.

What a mistake.

Yi Zhonghai really didn't know, why did his knees feel a little numb just now?

Can't figure it out, Yi Zhonghai didn't think about it.

It was just that Shazhu was too anxious to come out, and his foot slipped due to excessive force.

"Old Yi, you should find a way to climb up on your own!"

"In case, if we also fall, wouldn't it be a waste of clothes?"

"That's right, Lao Yi, it's easy to talk about other things, let's forget about this, go and hire someone else!"

Hearing that Yi Zhonghai asked for help, the neighbors refused without thinking.

Isn't this Yi Zhonghai joking?

It's okay to help them, but it's a big deal if you fall into it yourself.

Therefore, these people refused without even thinking about it.

"Yan Bugui, Liu Haizhong, why are you just staring blankly?"

"Hurry up and give me a hand!"

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai knew that he could not count on these guys.

When he goes up later, he will definitely find an opportunity to deal with those who rejected him.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai saw Yan Bugui and Liu Haizhong in the crowd, and said with a straight face.

As the three uncles in the courtyard, Yi Zhonghai is their boss, so I don't believe that neither of them will help him.

"Uh, Lao Yi, I suddenly realized that there is still a pot sitting on the stove, I'll go back and take the pot away first."

"Otherwise it will burn dry in a while."

Yan Bugui found an excuse casually, and squeezed out of the crowd.