Give Trisolarans a little Earth Shock

"Brothers, as long as we pass through this forest, we can see the Yufu River. Tonight, I plan to find a place to camp by the river, and show you my newly learned fish-catching skills!"

Didn't realize it was a girl.

Wen Xi was surprised when he heard the anchor's voice.

Entering the deserted forest alone, as a girl, this is really not an ordinary fight.

The barrage continued to mock the anchor.

"Yaya, have you forgotten that the last time you said that, it ended up being a day in the air force?"

"Haha, are you still hungry enough to catch mice and roast them!"

"It's not catching mice. She wanted to dig sweet potatoes to eat that day, but she dug out the mice."

"Don't set up a flag, every time you set up a flag, there will definitely be problems."

Wen Xi felt that this anchor was quite interesting, and kept seeing her find the Yufu River and camp not far from the river.

Then he took out a fishing net, put it in front of the camera triumphantly, and said, "Don't worry, everyone! If I can't catch big fish today, I will catch small fish. If I can't catch small fish, I will touch the snails. If I can't touch snails, I will touch Picking wild vegetables, if there are no wild vegetables, then you have to drink two mouthfuls of water from the Yufu River before leaving!"

"No martial arts!"

"Damn it, you fucking climbed mountains and camped, and you still brought fishing nets?"

"Has anyone calculated how many catties the host brought to climb the mountain?"

"Strange girl."

Seeing a lot of bullet screens condemning her on the bullet screen, she became anxious: "You didn't say you can't bring fishing nets? Don't worry, I will definitely catch fish today. If I can't catch it, I'm not Tu!"

"Ha ha."

"As soon as the anchor opened her mouth, I knew she was going to the air force today."

"Don't be so confident, the anchor, why don't you go to the river to see if there are any fish?"

However, when the anchor brought the live broadcast machine to the Yufu River, the crystal clear river water flowed on the smooth pebbles, not to mention fish, not a single shrimp or snail.

"I knew it."

"Ya Ya, let's go dig wild vegetables."

"Maybe the anchor is too old this year, otherwise how could he be so unlucky?"

Wen Xi watched the anchor named Yaya tossing all night without catching a single fish, and finally drank two mouthfuls of river water and returned to the tent.

While joking with the barrage, he took out the compressed biscuits and ate them.

The anchor is not ugly and looks young. She said to the live broadcast: "It's reasonable, it's not that I don't want to show my brothers my wild survival skills, but God doesn't cooperate! There are no ingredients, coincidentally It's hard for a woman to cook without rice, right!"

"Yes, yes, my clever woman, when will you go home, my husband, I will wait for you at home."

"I told you not to set the flag, you don't believe me."

Looking at the bullet screen floating on the phone, Yaya curled her lips and said, "Okay, everyone, nothing happened today, I'm going to bed, good night everyone."

Yaya was just about to extinguish the fire outside, then turn off the machine and go to sleep, and the bullet screen also said good night.

Suddenly, the sound of animals walking through the grass came from outside the tent.

"Hey~"

"Hey~"

"Hey~"

"What's the sound?" Yaya's anchor immediately picked up the knife for self-defense, carefully watching the movement outside the tent.

There were also question marks on the barrage, as if he knew that an unexpected guest had come outside the anchor's tent.

"I hope it's not a wolf. If it were a wolf, the host probably won't survive tonight."

"Would you like to call the police?"

"Are there wolves on Mount Tai? This bark doesn't sound like a wolf."

"The buzzing sound, so cute."

Wen Xi laughed out loud looking at the barrage, of course it wasn't a wolf.

At this time, a figure wearing a straw hat appeared outside the tent, and the light from the fire outside enlarged its reflection, almost covering the top of the tent.

"Who are you!"

Host Yaya's breathing quickened, she held the knife firmly in her hand, pointing at the figure.

"Are you saying I look like a human?"

"???"

Yaya looked confused, and blurted out, "What did you say?"

"Let me ask you, do I look like a human?" The figure outside was very calm and asked again.

"666, weasel begging for seal?"

"I didn't expect it. After the myth is revived, it's normal for animals to be banned."

"The anchor don't talk, if you say that you look like a human, you will lose your life, if you say that you don't look like a human, it will kill you!"

"Ah? Is it so dangerous to encounter a seal?"

"Fart, it will kill you if you don't talk!"

Yaya also saw the barrage, panicked for a moment, her face was at a loss, if a gangster or something came, she would have plenty of props to deal with him, such as chili water, electric shock device!But are these things useful to trained animals?

Yaya doesn't know.

"Hurry up! Let me ask you, do I look like a human!" The figure outside asked impatiently, a little impatiently.

"Anchor anchor, I will teach you! I will type a paragraph later, you must finish quickly!"

The anchor Yaya seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw, nodded quickly, and stared at the words that appeared on the screen.

"I think you look like a 148 cm golden haired, milky, white, beautiful, weak, lisp, dressed in white silk lolita, who likes to act like a coquettish animal-eared loli with small fists to beat your chest!"

"Hic!" Yaya quickly finished what appeared on the barrage, and immediately realized what she was talking about, so scared that she hiccupped.

"Which old man is so talented?"

"Haha, good guy."

"Since then, there has been a sage's golden saying in the world of seeking closure: be careful of Two-dimensional!"

The liveliness on the barrage was different from Yaya's. She wanted to cry, but the surroundings were so quiet that it made people panic.

At this moment, the fire outside suddenly went out.

It was suddenly dark outside the tent.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

The tragic cry resounded through the heavens and the earth!

Then there was a soft loli voice, and she yelled inarticulately: "It's too much! It's too much! Hey, hey, he finally got the chance!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-."

Chapter 62

The next day, Yaya woke up with a dazed face. Last night, she was bewitched by an animal in a daze. After she finished speaking, she suddenly felt tired. It was already daytime when she woke up.

The live broadcast was also left on all night. Seeing that the flashing light was still on on the live broadcast machine, he said, "I'm sorry, I fell asleep suddenly from exhaustion last night. Let's cancel today's schedule. I need to take a rest."

Yaya didn't care whether anyone was watching the live broadcast, she just turned off the machine, packed her things and prepared to leave.

It's good that she wasn't killed by that unforgiving animal last night. Today Yaya just wants to go back and lie on the bed and fall asleep. Now when she thinks about what happened last night, her legs still tremble a little.

However, as soon as she finished packing her things, several policemen crossed the luxuriant grass and came to her.

One of the policemen was holding a petite child in a goose-yellow Lolita on her body. She was fair-skinned and beautiful, with blond hair reaching her waist and a cute appearance. The most important thing was that she had two yellow fox ears!

Yaya was dumbfounded, she could tell at a glance that this was the little monster who begged for her title last night!

"Hello, you are the outdoor anchor Tu Yaya, right?"

asked the policeman, smiling.

"Ah, yes, yes."

"Could you come with us? The video of you being banned by animals last night has been sent to the Mythology Exploration Organization, so we rushed over to find you early in the morning."

"Then this..." Yaya pointed at the little girl who was being carried by the police.

Little Lolita instantly showed her two pointed canine teeth and struggled, as if she wanted to bite Yaya's fingers.

Tu Yaya was so frightened that she quickly retracted her fingers.

Little Loli gave her a look of lovelessness, then her limbs and head drooped limply as if she had lost the meaning of her life.

If it wasn't for the police uncle holding her beautiful belt, she would have turned into a puddle of slime if she fell to the ground now.

"This guy is hiding not far from your tent. According to your answer in the video, we guess that this is the animal that asked you to seal last night. We caught it by the way when we came."

"Are adult animals so easy to be caught?" Tu Yaya said with a confused face.

"Hehe, we don't know either, maybe it really turned into the weak little girl you said."

With the help of the police uncle, Tu Yaya soon returned to the city with them and made a registration.

After registration, Tu Yaya's account had an extra 1000 million bonus.

After getting rich overnight, Yaya suddenly lost her goal of striving, and wanted to go to a bar and yell: "Tonight's wine, I bought it!"

"Hey!"

As soon as Tu Yaya walked out of the police station, there was a strange scream from behind.

The police ran out after him.

The little monster avoided the police's encirclement and pursuit in two or three moves, and jumped into Tu Yaya's arms.

"Hey!"

It was only then that Tu Yaya discovered that the little monster who begged her last night was a red fox.