The Resentful Me and My Stealing System

"To put it bluntly, both the Monster Slayer and Tianmen Mountain are more inclined to fight alone and small-scale battles. But the army is different. Their cooperation is much closer than the two of us. The larger the number, The more tacit understanding is needed, the stronger the power will be exerted."

Chang Le was a little unhappy, and tried to find a way back: "But if Tianmen Mountain is to be forced to follow the command of the demon boss, there will be no tacit understanding..."

In his first week of work as an account manager in his last life, Shi Jiu drank six drinks in seven days, and he was a little confused every day at work—and the ability to adapt to the wind and control the topic practiced on the wine table has long been his instinct .

Although he was busy eating crispy meat at this time, when he heard that the topic was getting worse, he immediately interrupted and changed his course: "That's right, I think Tianmen Mountain has its own way of fighting, and the demon slayer also has its own way of fighting. Forced integration is not worth the candle.”

Shi Jiu's words immediately won Chang Le's favor, and Zhang Haitao was even more taken aback, never expecting that Shi Jiu would turn his back on the battle.

But in the next second, Shi Jiu changed the subject: "...Brother Hai actually meant this. What we want to say is actually the same thing, but the way of expressing it is different, so there is a misunderstanding. In fact, we all know that this time The city guards, the main force of the operation, Monster Killer and Tianmo Mountain actually need to cooperate rather than integrate, what we need is to surround the flanks and cut off the escape route of the monsters under the premise that the army is the main force in the front."

"The reason why we need Tianmen Mountain to obey the unified command is to avoid local incoordination under large-scale operations. Moreover, our people and Tianmen Mountain are mixed not to command you, but if there is an emergency, we can have a basis for us. Knowing about the army and demon slaying divisions will make it easier for you to understand the meaning of the military orders."

"The discipline of the army is very strict and can reach the level of order and prohibition, so they often use the same standard to demand others. If our actions cannot keep up with the dispatch of the army, they will be in a hurry, regardless of the occasion and face, and whip them People are light."

In line with the basic principle of who is not black, Shi Jiu generously gave the pot to the city guards.The original topic of debate changed from why the demon slayer commanded Tianmen Mountain to how the demon slayer and Tianmen mountain could cooperate to avoid being whipped by the unkind city guards.

Chang Le's tone slowed down, and he also vaguely noticed that Shi Jiu was looking for a step for him: "This...is that so?"

Zhang Haitao also understands the atmosphere at this time: "Shi Jiu summed it up very well, it's true - don't look at me, if you really want me to command Tianmen Mountain, how can I do it, I don't even know what tricks and formations you all have , how to command?"

Chang Le pondered for a moment: "In this case, I need to report to Senior Sister Xiao. Please wait a moment, everyone, I will come as soon as I go."

Chapter 59 Chapter 57 I drank too much...it's hard to handle

As soon as Chang Le left, the box returned to its original appearance.Zhang Haitao came back to his senses, intending to appease his stomach while Chang Le went upstairs to report, raised his chopsticks and looked around, but he didn't see any dishes that were still in good condition.

There are only two pieces of pork skin left in the braised pork, and the elbows have been caught in pieces. The meat in all kinds of stir-fried dishes has almost been caught. The worst thing is a dish that he doesn't know what it is— — because it was empty, he couldn't see it at all.

Zhang Haitao put down his chopsticks in depression, and stared at the arithmetic trio on the opposite side in depression.

During the conversation just now, Luo Gaolin had been listening carefully, and only Shi Jiu was eating on his side—then it was self-evident who ate most of the dishes on this table.

Why are these three people reincarnated like starved ghosts? Didn't they mean that people who practice Taoism are pure-hearted and ascetic?How come one is more edible than the other!

Zhang Haitao glanced at Shi Jiu, and couldn't help feeling deeply moved: Shi Jiu was so hungry, his eyes kept scanning the plates, and after scanning for a long time, he couldn't find a dish that could fit chopsticks.

As for why he thought so, it was entirely because there were at most two demon slaying people eating at the moment, while there were three people eating in Tianmen Mountain, and one of them was very edible at first sight.

"How about... let's order more?" Zhang Haitao tentatively asked Shi Jiu, "Don't worry, it's all recorded in the company's account."

The eyes of the arithmetic trio suddenly lit up—they were not full!

The food on the table didn't know what was going on, obviously I didn't see anyone eating it like a hungry tiger, after a while, the food disappeared for no reason.The three of them were waiting with their bowls and chopsticks in their hands, hoping to order more dishes.

Although their demand for food will be greatly reduced after reaching the second grade, tasting delicious food is a part of the downhill experience, and there are so many delicacies that cannot be tasted on the mountain.What's more, they are not the icy-hearted geniuses like Senior Sister Xiao, so why should they hold themselves to such high standards.

eat!Open up and eat!Of all the disciples of Tianmen Mountain who have gone down the mountain, which one does not develop some hobbies down the mountain?

The arithmetic group of three ate tacitly. In the conversation just now, only they and Shi Jiu fulfilled their obligation to accompany the wine: wiped out most of the dishes on the table.

But it's a pity that they didn't eat the meal well - because most of the meal was eaten by Shi Jiu.

How to eat quickly with an elegant posture twice as fast as others, and how to eat in a more showy way and appear to be participating in the conversation at the wine table, is a profound knowledge unique to foodies.

And Shi Jiu is the master of all of them - all this is due to the fact that Shi Jiu had a lot of banquets with the leaders in his previous life.At the wine table, the leader and the leader of the other party kept talking, and Shi Jiu ate hard, obtained from long-term exercise.

But what he didn't expect was that there was still room for improvement in his stunts - until now, the food he ate seemed to be thrown into a bottomless pit, and he didn't hold on.

After thinking about it, Shi Jiu guessed that this was the effect of [Viscera Strengthening].Although the system didn't specify which functions are strengthened, at least one digestive function has been confirmed to be strengthened so far, right?The only problem is that Shi Jiu doesn't know if eating too much will lead to more follow-up steps...

Hearing Zhang Haitao's assurance from patting his chest, Shi Jiu hesitated for a moment. Although he didn't eat enough to support himself, he still felt full: "I don't need it..."

But as soon as he finished speaking, Shi Jiu realized that he had answered wrongly.

Damn it, it's been too long since I've had a meal, and I've forgotten about these fake tricks!

When someone asks you if you want to order more food, it’s either to remind you tactfully because you can eat too much; or it’s because he’s not full and wants to use your pretext to order more food.

And Zhang Haitao was probably the latter, because Shi Jiu hadn't seen him move his chopsticks in the first half, and he had been discussing things with Chang Le all the time.

"However, I heard that the dry-stir-fried green beans and Hexian soup at Yuelai Inn are also very good. I think the three priests on the opposite side don't seem to be full. Let's add two more dishes."

Zhang Haitao glanced at the three rice buckets on the opposite side, and as expected, their eyes lit up, obviously they were moved by Jiacai.

Is there no food on Tianmen Mountain?These three idiots!

……

Although the arithmetic sequence trio could not be said to be grateful, they also felt guilty.

I was almost impatient with Shi Jiu before, but at the dinner table, people took such good care of me and knew that I was not full. Thinking about it carefully, I am really ashamed.

While thinking this way, the three of them looked at each other, the meaning in their eyes was obvious.

[How can you two idiots be so edible! 】—Shi Jiu was subconsciously excluded by them, after all he was only one person, how could he eat more than the three of them.

But now is not the time for internal strife. Chang Le is gone. Now is a good time for them to apologize for what happened last time.What's more, there were other members of the Demon Slayer present, so Shi Jiu would surely not embarrass them.

Zhong Deng cleared his throat and stood up: "That... Fellow Daoist Shi Jiu, today coincides with... coincides with... uh..."

He heard the opening words of the speech at the wine table in the tavern after he went down the mountain, but he only remembered the first four words after a few days.

Shi Jiu also saw the embarrassment of the other party, and knew that he was not a person who was good at drinking and ostentation: "These are all my own people, and Shi is also a rough person, so let's not talk about those nonsense, the Taoist priest has something to say. That's right."

Zhong Deng was a little stiff, but he stood up, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue: "When we met last time, we had some misunderstandings. Speaking of it...we were wrong. At that time, Senior Sister Xiao said that the poisonous weasel was not hers." Killing, but we thought it was Senior Sister Xiao who was self-effacing. Later, when I came to you, I was so offensive. But after we figured out what was going on, I felt extremely ashamed..."

Ai Peng frantically gave Zhong Deng winks, his eyes flashed like a high-frequency flashlight: Li!You forgot the ceremony!

Gao Shou kept poking Ai Peng's thigh with his hand under the table: Did you forget that we didn't prepare presents!We were only halfway through the discussion!

Ai Peng looked at Gao Shou in shock: I forgot!

Words are like a roller coaster that leaves the platform, once it starts, there is no reason to stop.Zhong Deng also didn't see the eye contact between the two, only saw Shi Jiu frowning, and couldn't help but thump in his heart.

Shi Jiu stroked his chin, looked left and right, and knew in his heart that Zhong Deng was talking about the Poison Weasel.

Who is the person in front of me?Xiao Yusheng's family!And even though Xiao Yusheng always said that he was bored in Tianmen Mountain, he never said a bad word about the disciples in the door—complaining is not a bad word.

That being the case, the winning formula has been determined.

Shi Jiu laughed: "I thought it was something... If you don't mention it, I can't remember it."

Zhong Deng's heart skipped a beat.

But what Shi Jiu said later made him breathe again: "To be honest, I didn't take it to heart at the time. People walk in the world, there are many things that cannot be understood by each other. If everything is true, you can live a happy life." too tired."

"Drug weasel?" Zhang Haitao didn't know about this, and asked Shi Jiu with a confused look, "What poison weasel?"

Shi Jiu smiled politely: "I'm ashamed to say, that day was actually a coincidence. I was rushing to Jinxiang City with my friend. On the way, I met a disciple of Tianmen Mountain who was fighting against the monster alone. It was only after I rescued him that I learned about Tianmen Mountain and Zhan. The demons are uniting to destroy the demons, so they hurried over to help."

The hearts of the arithmetic trio were suddenly filled with awe: So Li Zhuoyun was saved by him?

They had also heard about this incident, but they never matched Li Zhuoyun's savior with Shi Jiu. They only knew that it was a demon slaying man who saved him—there were so many demon slaying people in that operation. I know it's Shi Jiu!

"...Then, by coincidence, Fairy Xiao repelled the poisonous weasel. When the monster ran away, it happened to be running towards me, and then hit my knife and killed it... That's how it happened."

[The host's force index reaches 150 points, meets the stage reward conditions, and obtains props: realgar wine. 】

Shi Jiu was stunned for a moment, then he remembered that he had turned off the system's forced number prompt...

Although there are rewards for reaching 150 points, Shi Jiu is no longer surprised by the system's useless rewards.

But the introduction of realgar wine made him ponder for two more seconds.

[Regard wine: can suppress snake venom. 】

As we all know, my system seems to be a pit with a lot of bugs and wrong versions. After all, no one has thought that the skill of floating on water can even step on water drops in the sky...

So, will this realgar wine be like floating on water, with hidden uses that can't be seen at a glance?

"You also killed that poisonous weasel?" Zhang Haitao looked at Shi Jiu in surprise, but the news of the demon slaying master had never been circulated.

Although I have seen Shi Jiu's natural supernatural power today, the gap brought about by subtlety and the qualitative change caused by the awakened bloodline supernatural power of the fifth grade monster beast cannot be made up for by great strength.If the killing of the fifth-rank monster was probably due to excessive consumption of the monster's true energy, and the killing of the fifth-rank monster was caused by Bai Yuxian's excessive consumption of the monster... Then Shi Jiu's luck was too good?

Shi Jiu Xiaoxiong spread his hands: "At that time it hit my knife edge, what can I do?"

Zhang Haitao's eyes wandered, and he suddenly shouted: "Xiaoer—come and add some dishes!"

The arithmetic sequence trio on the other side didn't know what Zhang Haitao was thinking in just a few seconds. They had already stood up and held up the cups in their hands: "The three of us are here to compensate you, this cup I respect you."

Gao Shou said in a low voice: "Is it necessary to use wine?"

Zhang Haitao's temples twitched when he heard it: Good guy, adding two dishes is not enough, and you still want to cheat and drink, right?

There was no wine at this table, because they came to discuss matters, and the meal was just in passing.Now that the glasses of these three people have all been raised, it is no problem to substitute water for wine if they make a mistake, but they actually proposed it by themselves...

The scene suddenly became awkward.

Zhang Haitao, as a senior organizer, was so embarrassed that he almost cut out a three-bedroom and one living room with his toes on the ground.These three people didn't order a toast, and they were not very good at talking. They just drank from the glass. This kind of situation most tested the character of the person being toasted.If the other party is a drunkard who pays attention to the rules of the drinking table, it will be self-defeating.

Although he has long been used to the private imitation of Dagan folk customs by the disciples of Tianmen Mountain, every time this happens, he can't laugh or cry.

Shi Jiu wanted to laugh a little, but he didn't laugh out loud. Instead, he felt nostalgic, because it reminded him of when he first stepped into society.

Obviously not used to this completely different environment, but forced himself to get used to it.This is not good or bad, but the process of adapting is very painful.

Although Shi Jiu didn't like or even hated the wine table culture, his job position in his previous life determined that he had to move between various wine tables.

In this society ruled by the previous generation, the experience of my own generation has basically become waste paper, and the way of dealing with people and things has to be relearned.Maybe 20 years later, my generation will become the ruler of the society, and I will pass on the social habits of my generation to the next generation.

However, Shi Jiu guessed that the environment on Tianmen Mountain was relatively simple, so these monks who came down the mountain had a kind of recklessness unique to young students-it is easy to overdo everything.

In fact, that incident was indeed somewhat offensive, but if I wanted to formally apologize for it, it would be on the line instead.This situation of more than enough compared to the above will make these young people who have just entered the big work feel confused, and they can only push forward with their own momentum.

But fortunately, young people are often the most passionate and shameless, and their thick skin is honed through repeated encounters.But it's a pity that it's easy to knock your head unconscious after bumping for a long time. You have to stop, wake up, and review what you have done.

In my previous life, I only cared about earning money, and I wanted to get rich and free to live a life of poetry and distant places.But things didn’t work out as expected. Housing prices in big cities rose faster than a volcano erupted. Shi Jiu had to switch between earning money and earning more money.

Gan, because of this, in the previous life, he was called uncle by high school students, but he was still a virgin.

Shi Jiu burst into tears when he was suddenly stabbed himself.

"Then I'll drink it brazenly." Although tears were streaming down his face, Shi Jiu stood up with a smile, "Tianmen Mountain is an extremely important comrade-in-arms of the Demon Slayer. The residents of Jinxiang City were poisoned. The people of Jinxiang City will never forget it, and the Demon Slayer will never forget it. As a member of the Demon Slayer, I also respect the Taoist priests of Tianmen Mountain."

"However, I still have official business in the afternoon, so I can't drink alcohol. We use water instead of wine, mainly to express our feelings."

After finishing speaking, Shi Jiu didn't give the three people on the opposite side a chance to interrupt, and immediately drank the water in the glass - lest the three people react and clamor for a toast before it's official.

Don't ever try to understand the way of thinking of Lengtouqing, if their way of thinking can be understood, they are not Lengtouqing.

The arithmetic sequence trio were also infected by Shi Jiu's words, raised their heads in unison, and drank the water in the cup in one gulp.After drinking the glass of water, the three of them suddenly brightened up again.Under Shi Jiu's deliberate organization, the atmosphere gradually returned to normal.

Thanks to Shi Jiu's wine table experience, this handover was handled perfectly, and the two sides quickly completed the division of the roster and team.In the middle of the afternoon, the three of them left the Yuelai Inn and headed to the Demon Slayer.

On the way, Zhang Haitao was the most excited: "Brother, you can drink!"

People like Zhang Haitao who like to organize games can tell who can drink at a glance.And Shi Jiu's speech at the wine table just now is obviously a scene that can only be blurted out by a wine boy who often wanders around the wine table.