Deadpool was thrown from a high altitude and fell into a pulp.
After Chu Mu slowly landed.
This guy has returned to normal, holding his legs and yelling loudly, "You have to lose money, there is nothing that can't be solved with fifty thousand dollars!"
Let me talk about another major feature of Deadpool.
That is greed for money.
Love money like life.
The kind that would risk your life for money.
After escaping from Stryker's laboratory, this guy put on a tight suit and traveled around the world to continue his mercenary career.
It's just that compared to the business that relied on technology before, he has become more reckless. As long as he is given enough money, he even dares to kill the commander-in-chief and even detonate a nuclear bomb. This guy is not a superhero, he is completely He is a money-grubber who does anything for money.
of course.
He's not a supervillain either, he's an anti-hero miser, as long as it's not something that pushes his boundaries.
As long as the money is enough!
Whether it is to protect the earth or to assassinate the Grand Commander, he will definitely carry it out without any ambiguity!
"I think you should answer my question just now, don't talk nonsense, otherwise I don't mind locking you up with a group of boars in heat."
Only then did Chu Mu realize that he didn't have to endure it at all!
As for the ancestors, how could there be no way to deal with Deadpool?
This is not.
As long as Chu Mu gives up being kind.
His perverted speech.
Even Deadpool has to be silent and compromise—although Deadpool is a pervert, he hasn't been perverted enough to throw a party with a group of boars.
"I said, I said, you are so perverted... Of course there is an apocalypse in my world, but it has already been killed by the bald professor." Deadpool's words also revealed that the universe this guy lives in should be a reversal of the future universe that has happened.
"Professor Bald, you're talking about Charles, right?" Chu Mu nodded in satisfaction. He probably knew the Deadpool in front of him to a certain extent.
First of all.
This Deadpool does have a perverted self-healing ability, as well as an immortality that can be repaired after being smashed into a pulp. The tenacity of life crushes Wolverine.
It is estimated that the "law" blessing of the goddess of death is at work.
Second.
This Deadpool comes from the timeline after reversing the future, and also entered Trask's laboratory, not the Deadpool who slaughtered all of Marvel.
Therefore, there is a high probability that there is no device that can travel in different universes. Indeed, if there is, Deadpool will not be sucked into this universe by a black hole.
"Of course it's Charles. Who else could it be but Charles? Let me tell you, you're amazing, but Charles and I are also good buddies."
"Don't bully me too much, or I will tell Charles that he will call Phoenix Girl to mess with you, and even if you are a superman, you will have to go to the street."
"Do you know what it means to hit the street...it means hiccup." Deadpool continued to talk nonsense, and threatened Chu Mu viciously.
just.
His skinny look.
There is also a guilty tone.
Obviously.
No threat.
"Pfft."
Chu Mu laughed outright.
Immediately, he gave Deadpool a sunny smile, and took Deadpool into the air to enjoy another death fall.
Very exciting.
Deadpool is meatloaf again.
Squeeze it for a long time.
Only then did he restore himself.
"Why are you still like this! Don't you know how powerful Phoenix Girl is... No, how do you know Charles?"
Deadpool's reflex arc was as sluggish as ever.
I know far more than you can imagine, want to go home, Wade.Chu Mu floated in mid-air with his hands behind his back and chuckled lightly.
"Do not want to."
Deadpool answered very simply.
It was beyond Chu Mu's expectation.
Chu Mu originally thought that this guy should be like Kara, wanting to return to the original universe, but he didn't expect this guy's head to be like a rattle.
"The beauties here are fun, there is also the vampire lady, and the bars are even cheaper. I like this place so much, I don't want to go back."
Ok.
Deadpool's reasons are unassailable.
Chu Mu felt a little speechless for a while.
Fortunately, he also prepared a backup plan.
"Then... do you want to restore your body?" Chu Mu used his trump card. He knew what Deadpool Wade cared about most.
appearance.
That made him afraid to look in the mirror.
"I don't know what you're talking about. Uncle Deadpool's health is not good. Why, do you want to take a look?"
Deadpool jumped a little.
Apparently a sensitive nerve was poked.
talking.
He's going to take off his pants and...
"Crack~"
He enjoyed another free fall.
"Don't be clever, you know what I'm talking about." Chu Mu slowly landed in front of Deadpool, watching Deadpool recover quickly.
"Remember, I said just now that I know far more than you do."
Chu Mu made an inscrutable gesture.
"Are you trying to trick me into doing things for you? Hehe, that braised egg head also wants to use this trick. That's not how you recruit Uncle Deadpool."
After Deadpool recovered, he had a disgruntled expression on his face, "Even if you are a god, even if you are a big boss, you still have to pay me to work!"
Ok.
Wade's IQ is indeed not low.
Just a little neurotic.
Chu Mu really valued Deadpool's personal ability.
Although he can't break the fourth wall and doesn't have the ability to travel through the universe, Deadpool himself is definitely a qualified mercenary.
Even if the personality problem makes this guy unsuitable for being a superhero.
But just by virtue of his immortality and his proficient fighting skills, Deadpool has enough value, making Chu Mu want to recruit him under his command.
"Of course I have the money, but don't you want a better reward?" Chu Mu's voice was slightly lowered, with a unique taste.
Deadpool was stunned for a long time before he realized, "No, there is nothing better than money. My favorite is Franklin!"
talking.
He showed the attitude of a money fan again.
"Without money, we have nothing to talk about. You can keep torturing me, but I still have to choose freedom!"
Deadpool let out an impassioned cry.
In this regard.
Chu Mu smiled noncommittally.
"Could it be that regaining your handsome appearance is not as good as Franklin?" Chu Mu walked up to Deadpool and said in a low voice.
Under the black battle robe, there was a black cloak fluttering behind him. It seemed that Chu Mu at this moment was like a demon tempting to fall into the abyss.
"what?"
Deadpool was stunned.
"You can experience the effect first."
Chu Mu didn't wait for Deadpool to come back to his senses, and suddenly stretched out his hand, and in his hand, the golden holy light danced around his fingertips.
With Chu Mu's control.
This ray of holy light attached to Deadpool's wrist, and in just a split second, the skin covered by Deadpool's leather case took on a new look.
"have a look."
Chu Mu raised his head slightly.
He took a few steps back very calmly.
"my God!"
Deadpool's tights were already tattered, and as soon as he tore off the leather cover on his hand, he saw his smooth and even skin.
This feeling.
Even far beyond the state of his skin before he got cancer.
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