"Hey, good bye! Little brat, I finally caught you!"

Back at the apartment, Zheng Chu looked at Lu Zhanbo who was covering his face, and asked, "What's wrong? Are you still irritable?"

Hu Yifei shrugged helplessly.

"I still can't believe it, why is my aunt in a mental hospital!" Lu Zhanbo slumped on the sofa listlessly.

Hu Yifei sighed and said: "Fool, I thought you would understand when you grow up, think about it, when you were young, every time your aunt came to visit, your father would happily announce that your favorite aunt is coming to visit! Come upstairs soon Come and meet her!"

After a pause, he continued: "But then every time my aunt came, my father would say, "My aunt is coming! Hurry up and get rid of things like kitchen knives that can hurt people!" Until the end, every time my aunt came, my father would say, "My aunt is coming!" Come, everyone, run for your life! Don’t you have any impression?”

Lu Zhanbo said blankly, "I don't remember anything about my childhood."

"The sponginess of brain tissue caused by schizophrenia can lead to slow memory loss." Zeng Xiaoxian said while holding a book.

Lu Zhanbo broke down and grabbed the sofa and said, "Woo~ I'll tell you why I often forget important things."

Hu Yifei persuaded helplessly: "My brother! I guarantee that you are [-]% normal."

Zeng Xiaoxian added: "At least so far!"

Zheng Chu pushed him to signal him to say less.

Lu Zhanbo muttered to himself: "I would start doing push-ups non-stop, or move the parking space endlessly. Last night I fantasized that I turned into a white fox running in the rain. Do you think there is something wrong with me? ?”

Hu Yifei heard Lu Zhanbo talking to himself: "Okay! 50.00%."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the book and asked Lu Zhanbo: "Hey! Do you have any spiritual sustenance, self-relaxation and leisure activities?"

Lu Zhanbo replied: "I've been listening to your radio program every day recently, your moon is my heart."

Zheng Chu stroked his chin and said, "In that case, Yifei, it's time to take your brother to see it."

Zeng Xiaoxian tasted it, and said: "Hey, Xiao Chu, at least we are still in the same live broadcast room now, why hurt me."

"Just kidding!"

Hu Yifei rubbed her chin and smiled, "Haha! I think what Zheng Chu said is right, but then again, the biggest anomaly of my aunt before she got sick was to listen to this program crazily."

Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily: "Hey, your aunt had this program at that time?"

Hu Yifei curled her lips and said: "It's just that at that time, this silly show didn't call this silly name, and the host was another silly. The good man is me, and I'm~ Zhang Xiaobin, haha!"

At this time Zeng Xiaoxian also remembered who Zhang Xiaobin was, so he could only hum a few times in disbelief.

Lu Zhanbo stood up and walked towards the door.

"Hey, Zhanbo, why are you going?" Hu Yifei shouted.

Lu Zhanbo walked without looking back and said, "Which hospital does my aunt live in? I want to see her." Then he turned around and asked, "Do you think I can still be saved?"

"Forehead......"

Early the next morning, Zheng Chu was sorting out the materials when there was a knock on the door, so he said, "Please come in, the door is unlocked."

The door was opened, Zheng Chu looked up and found that it was Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei, so he asked, "Are you okay?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Oh! That's it, we are going to take Joe to see a psychiatrist, you should go too!"

"Psychiatrist?" Zheng Chu said while tidying up, "Show Ziqiao a psychiatrist, you guys are really free!"

Hu Yifei came over and asked, "Just say you're going?" While talking, she pinched her fingers and made a clicking sound.

Zheng Chu said helplessly: "Go, I can't go, wait until I finish cleaning up." He pointed to various documents on the table.

When the three entered Lu Ziqiao's bedroom, they saw him lying on the bed with a "sick" appearance.

Hu Yifei worried: "Zi Qiao, we are still very worried about your depression."

Zeng Xiaoxian took Lu Ziqiao's hand and said, "We decided to do something for you to make you better."

Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and then he said with a moved face: "I am so touched, I don't even know what to say, although I am a 360 traumatized person, it is not worth what you have done for me. "

Zeng Xiaoxian said sadly, "Don't say that."

Lu Ziqiao turned around and said, "No, it can't be like this. By the way, what did you bring me this time?"

Hearing this, Zheng Chu asked in confusion: "Did you bring him something every time you come here?"

"Yes!" Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said, "Zi Qiao, this time we brought you psychological treatment!"

Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion, "Psychotherapy?"

Hu Yifei explained: "Yes! Xiaoxian will take you to see a very good psychologist."

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, she said nervously, "Uh~ wait... I~ I don't need treatment." If she went to see a doctor, she would be exposed.

Hu Yifei thought that Lu Ziqiao was nervous, so she comforted her: "It's okay, Ziqiao, don't be nervous, let me tell you the truth! Teacher Zeng once had this serious psychological obstacle just like you, but later he wisely went to see the psychological barrier. Doctor, just rehabilitated and lived to this day"

"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to refute, but he looked at Lu Ziqiao and could only forcefully laugh: "Yes~ah!"

Hu Yifei encouraged: "Since psychological counseling works for him, we think you should try it too."

Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to say: "Okay! Since you are so persistent, I can't let you down, I hope that psychiatrist can really help me." In his heart, he said: "Come! The word psychiatrist is fooling you, Get you, scare you, if I can get a doctor's certificate, then I will be even more invincible, maybe I can also receive special population protection allowance OHyes~."

The three of them drove to the hospital with Lu Ziqiao.

When he came to the psychology department, Zeng Xiaoxian knew the way well, then stopped a nurse and asked, "Excuse me, is Dr. Ouyang here?"

The nurse smiled and said, "Dr. Ouyang is in the office."

"OK, thanks!"

Hu Yifei looked forward to it: "This doctor Ouyang must be very handsome, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei and said with a smirk, "Hmph ~"

Hu Yifei said angrily, "Hey, what do you mean?"

Zheng Chu said: "What Teacher Zeng means is not to watch too many idol dramas."

At this moment, "Hi! Xiaoxian!" I saw a fat man running over excitedly.He held Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Hu Yifei and said with a smile: "Hey! Doctor Ouyang, it's been a long time since I haven't seen you, and your hair is missing again, hehe~"

When Hu Yifei looked at Dr. Ouyang's bald head and big belly, she was dumbfounded, and Zheng Chu vaguely heard the sound of heartbreaking.

Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian took the opportunity to drag Dr. Ouyang into the office.

Doctor Ouyang said: "Xiaoxian, your five-year psychological treatment is not over yet, look at the file I have prepared for you." After speaking, he took out a file from the table.

"Doctor Ouyang, I want to reiterate that I don't need psychological treatment anymore." Zeng Xiaoxian pressed down the file while talking.

"No more?" Dr. Ouyang said in surprise, "You've been solved with the cuckold thing?".

Fanwai 12 silver-like pewter gun head

Duang! "Zeng Xiaoxian was hit in the head.

After regaining his senses, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the door and said, "Please don't speak so loudly, is that okay?"

Dr. Ouyang said with a smile: "It seems that my treatment is very effective."

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Of course, although she begged me hard, I still resolutely dumped her later, and my depression was completely cured later." The real situation is just the opposite.

Dr. Ouyang asked suspiciously: "So what does your friend need counseling this time?"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, "His girlfriend has gotten closer to other boys recently."

Dr. Ouyang suddenly smiled and said: "Oh! It's another cuckold, your greenery is not bad!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stared and threatened: "I don't want them to know about me. You will help me keep the secret, OK?"

Dr. Ouyang changed the subject and said, "Of course! Our focus now is on your friend."

Outside, Hu Yifei frowned and said, "Where's Zeng Xiaoxian? Throw us away and we'll disappear."

Just as he was talking, Zeng Xiaoxian walked out of the office and said, "Bring Joe in."

Doctor Ouyang asked Lu Ziqiao to stay, and everyone else went out.

Outside the door, watching Hu Yifei walking back and forth non-stop, Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly: "I said, can you sit down? Everyone who walks is dizzy."

Hu Yifei asked anxiously, "Is the doctor you're looking for good?"

Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips and said, "You were the one who cried and asked for a doctor in your heart, and now you're asking me again, so just say yes!"

Hu Yifei said with distaste: "I think it is, you look at other people who are not smart, and you still want to be bald like others?"

Hu Yifei worried: "I hope Ziqiao is fine, and I hope Zhanbo won't let my aunt set fire at home. Why are there so many people around me who have problems?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless: "Where is it?"

Zheng Chu said: "Yifei, you are thinking too much, just put your heart in your stomach, how can someone like Ziqiao have problems."

In the room, Dr. Ouyang was asking various questions and doing various tests, but when he asked Lu Ziqiao what his ideal was, he was hypnotized by Lu Ziqiao's chatter, and Lu Ziqiao also took the opportunity to discover a great secret...

Two hours later, Lu Ziqiao came out.

Hu Yifei hurried forward and asked, "How is it?"

Lu Ziqiao said loudly: "I am a hopeless person! Woo..."

In the office, Hu Yifei asked, "Doctor, how is my friend?" "?"

Dr. Ouyang knocked on the table and said, "Your friend Zi Qiao, his condition is indeed very rare."

Hu Yifei said seriously: "Is he really having a serious problem? Just say it straight! We are prepared."

Dr. Ouyang stepped back and said, "I just gave him a clinical diagnosis, and the overall conclusion is~"

"Depression?" Hu Yifei rushed to answer.

Dr. Ouyang said indifferently: "It's a prank."

Hu Yifei didn't turn the corner and said, "I'm sorry doctor, I don't understand."

Doctor Ouyang said with a chuckle: "The academic definition is that he tries to make you think he is depressed and melancholy, so as to get extra care, and other ulterior motives. The abbreviation in Modu dialect is ~ to die .”

"Impossible, are you sure?" Hu Yifei asked while grabbing Zeng Xiaoxian's hair excitedly.The latter bared his teeth in pain and struggled vigorously.

Dr. Ouyang explained: "Believe me, if my wife knew that I gave up the opportunity to buy a minicooper because I told the truth, she would definitely hang me up and skin cramps. I have never seen a patient with depression. , being able to chatter to him like this, actually hypnotized me."

Dr. Ouyang took a sip and said, "As for those notes, I read them, and they are all lyrics by Sun Yanzi."

Zheng Chu asked: "There is still a note? Why don't I know."

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