It's time, it's time to become an evil god

It covered its ears and shook its head, and said dejectedly, "I don't want to hear either of them, you'd better let me go back and stay."

"really?"

Bai Ge deliberately sighed, and asked tentatively, "Haven't you considered working to pay off your debts?"

He looked at Baige and said firmly, "It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life."

"That would be a pity."

Bai Ge took out a new mobile phone and muttered to himself, "I also want to ask if you are too boring to be locked in the nuclear radiation alchemy furnace, so I will give you a nuclear radiation-proof mobile phone and return it to you." Big members check B station every day, and now I don’t think it’s necessary.”

"Wait, wait a minute."

As soon as he heard that he could still use his mobile phone to communicate with the outside world, the demon's originally gloomy and depressed expression instantly became energetic, like an addict seeing hope, he quickly grabbed Bai Ge's hand, nodded and said, "If you want, of course I will Yes! I heard that Chainsaw Man will be released soon, although it is not the same world line, but this is a real drama that records us hell demons working as social animals in human society."

"What about the suggestion I made earlier?"

Bai Ge put a thick stack of contract agreements in front of the demon monarch, and said, "Sign the contract."

"This boss."

The demon monarch carefully read a few pages, raised his head and said cautiously, "The contract for us hell demons to seduce humans to sell their souls is not as long as your contract? And you, 007, have working hours plus unlimited working age. , makes me suspect that the world is like a capital hell."

"Devils are not human, so they don't need to rest."

Bai Ge waved his hand and asked impatiently, "Stop talking nonsense, will you sign or not? If you don't sign, I will take the phone away."

"Qiuqian, of course I signed."

The demon monarch's soul fragment muttered and said, "I didn't expect that as a majestic hell monarch, I would sign a contract with an ordinary person in order to catch up at station B. Tell me where to put my old face, and the reputation among believers Do you want any more?"

In the end, he was forced to sign his name on the contract due to the temptation of monthly membership and playing with mobile phones.

Mephisto.

"Mephisto?"

Bai Ge was slightly taken aback when he saw the name, and the soul fragment of the demon monarch returned to the arrogant expression of being a demon leader after seeing the other party's reaction, "Why, you have heard of my name as a mortal? "

Bai Ge shook his head, "No, I just think of a guy who was beaten half to death by a fully armed hell man."

"..."

"And to correct you a little bit, you will call me the boss from today on."

The soul fragment of the demon Mephisto became unhappy instantly, "Shut up, I'm Tangtang..."

Bai Ge said lightly, "Then I will cut off the big membership of station b for you next month."

"Boss, boss, you are my pro-boss! The big members of station b are my life. I will obediently work for you now."

The demon Mephisto immediately changed his attitude 180 degrees, and asked, "Boss, just tell me, what do I want to work for?"

"this."

Bai Ge took out the arbitrary door and the moon phase gyroscope from the mission road column, and said, "You first integrate these two props for me. After that, we will start a prop customization studio. For example, customers want to be able to enter the women's restroom invisibly." And props with female bathhouse effects, we transform him into a chameleon. For example, some customers want to experience the feeling of flying in the sky, so we can turn him into an ultimate creature that stops thinking. For example, some customers want to kill The brutal power, send him to see the blood god of Khorne, in short, it is the cultural tenet of our studio to provide customized services according to the needs of customers."

"boss……"

After listening to Baige's suggestion, the demon Mephisto said weakly, "Actually, I don't object to your two-dimensional subculture, but can you stop engaging in subspace culture?"

Baige brought the entire nuclear radiation alchemy furnace to the flea market. On the surface, this is a place for free trading, but secretly it is a place for information exchange and theft by various organizations.It's just that due to the particularity of the evolutionary game system, they have no way to install equipment to engage in small movements, and everything can only be communicated through small notes and mouths.

The trading market has made detailed regulations on the establishment of booths and shops by organizations and groups, so that there are almost no loopholes.The second is to prevent a large number of malicious acquisitions of props in the market.

Bai Ge came to the southeast corner of the flea market, because it was still in the early stage of the game, and there were not many items sold in the market.Most of them are auxiliary props that are better than nothing, so the stalls are not too dense.After a round of inquiries, Baige found out that the store opened by the choral troupe was in the sixth store in the southwest.So without hesitation, Bai Ge leased the No. [-] shop diagonally opposite No. [-] shop.

The game points needed to open a store are directly deducted from the number owned by the holder, so that Baige can be regarded as having a place.

After completing the rental procedures, Bai Ge went to the empty shop.Although it looks harmonious on the bright side, there are also turbulent undercurrents behind the scenes.Almost after Bai Ge rented the No. [-] store, the intelligence personnel on the square had already passed all the information back to the organization.

All kinds of eyes were focused on Bai Ge along the way, but Bai Ge didn't pay attention to it. After taking out the key, he opened the No. [-] pawn shop and opened the shutter. Bai Ge took out the nuclear radiation alchemy furnace from the item bar , placed in the side room.

While other people on the street were guessing what kind of business this guy was doing, Bai Ge hung a sign on the wall by the way.

Professional maintenance of nuclear submarines, refurbishment of nuclear warheads, polishing, waxing.Recycling of second-hand aircraft carriers, cleaning of aircraft carriers, maintenance of space shuttles, high-altitude operations scrubbing the surface of satellites to remove dust, wholesale of various nuclear warheads for fighter jets and bombers.Large favorably!It also sells roasted meat in a nuclear radiation hanging furnace, accepts prop customization and human body function modification, and is especially good at artificial cow bone lengthening.

Everyone looked at the barbecue hanging on the iron hook with green light, and the Geiger counter it carried would make a "cracking" sound as soon as it got close to it, and took a step back silently.

Especially the stronghold of the choral troupe in the No. [-] shop opposite. At first glance, this guy is clearly here to mess things up.After thinking for a while, the believer sitting at the door of the store finally couldn't help it anymore. He put on a chemical protective suit and a gas mask, hung a Geiger counter, walked up to Baige, and asked, "This store manager."

Bai Ge, who was dozing off with a fly swatter in his arms, raised his eyelids, squinted his eyes at the guy in front of him, stretched his waist and asked, "What's the matter?"

The believer through the gas mask asked in a low voice, "May I ask if you usually return to the alien planet only on public holidays in the company?"

Chapter 150 Three: Don't even dare to eat poop and say you will devote yourself to the Lord?

The rough decoration of the shop reveals a strong and weird feeling. The barbecue hanging on it is suspected to have purchased raw materials from Fukushima. The inner room also emits a strange green light suspected of deuterium light. The debuff and damage will be different once they return to the real world. Maybe the nuclear radiation exploded on the spot and caused organ failure.

Thinking of this, his eyes refocused on the shopkeeper in front of him. The obviously forged face couldn't tell the real identity of the other party at all, so he could only run wildly, "I think your shop has the level of the Tokyo Olympics. .”

"..."

Shop No. [-] was only vacant because the organization did not have the authority to own it, and they have been expanding their personnel to take it here, so the members of the choral group said coldly, "Although I don't know who you are They were sent by hostile organizations, but I would like to advise you that the three or four shops around are controlled by our chant group, if you don’t want to cause any trouble in the real world, you’d better get out of here.”

He said aggressively, "Otherwise..."

"Otherwise what will happen?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a similarly indifferent response from behind him. The people from the choral group turned their heads and found a large group of players from the Special Affairs Bureau blocking the door at some point. , causing the Eastern Bureau of Special Affairs to hold back their anger.

Only then did the members of the choral group realize that the nearby stores had pulled their shutters and went offline, pretending not to see this scene.

The alley was full of players in black suits and ties.

"Mr. Bai is our distinguished guest. I hope that all the friends in the singing group will try not to think about him, okay?"

The members of the choral group raised their heads and saw a middle-aged man with a shaggy beard and vicissitudes of eyes standing on the roof. He took out a strange-looking M1911 pistol from his pocket, and checked the bullets in the chamber.

The faces of the others turned serious.

【Night Demon】

The appearance of the Special Affairs Bureau is understandable, but why did this man, who even the god of death couldn't take him away, appear?

Night Demon didn't seem to care about the other party's eyes, but said calmly, "Otherwise, we won't guarantee that the Brotherhood of Assassins will do anything cruel to you."

"Amitabha, I heard that someone troubled Master Bai?"

Members of the Special Affairs Bureau at the entrance of the alley stepped aside one after another, and a group of Shaolin monks covered in gold dust carried benches and chairs into the arena, and squeezed to the front to stop the rioting believers from the chant troupe.

"If you can't get along with Master Bai, you can't get along with our Buddhism. If you can't get along with the Buddha's teachings, you can't get along with the Buddha. If you can't get along with the Buddha, you are the Buddha's enemy."

Master Huigen was majestic and majestic without anger, and said sharply, "Do you really think that the Buddha relied on compassion to walk the world? Believe it or not, I will send you to the west to meet the Buddha and his old man on the spot?"

Surrounded by dozens of players present, the members of the chants have already started to ask the headquarters for help.However, before the message for help could be sent out, a new wave of players came, and this time it seemed to be... those old lunatics from Endymion?

The loli witch on the side grabbed the master's sleeve and pointed forward, "Teacher, this is the student that this group of people are planning to bully you."

The few members of the choral group were already so frightened that their legs were weak and trembling. Finally, the person in charge of managing the flea market pawn shop hurried over, rushing to stop the fight that might break out at any time.Although the player's damage is shielded, if all the members of the chant group's store are tied up and hung on the street lamps for public display, will their organization lose face?

The person in charge quickly apologized and said, "I'm sorry everyone, the misunderstanding is all a misunderstanding."

"If your apology is useful, why do you want us to uphold justice?"

The Bureau of Special Affairs who had been calculated took advantage of this opportunity to vent their suffocated anger on them.

"Then what do you think?"

The person in charge frowned. Originally, he wanted to take a step back. He didn't expect that the other party not only didn't appreciate it, but threatened to come over.

"How about I make a suggestion for a solution."

Bai Ge, who is the core of public opinion, silently raised his hand, Yemo, Master Huigen, Witch and the person in charge all looked at him in unison.

Everyone knew in their hearts that once Bai Ge wanted to say something, these guys had already declared social death to a large extent.

"This situation reminds me of an incident when I was still in college. One day when my roommates went to bed separately, a roommate who went to bed early suddenly started grinding his teeth very loudly. It sounded very creepy at the time. , Everyone was still asleep at the time, so they weren't too scared. Who knew that guy sat up suddenly, and it was very sudden, which shocked everyone. Then he said something in a low tone that made us all feel sad in our lives. If you can't forget it."

Bai Ge deliberately paused. The person in charge didn't know why, so he frowned and asked urgently, "What did your college roommate say?"

Bai Ge said, "He said you wouldn't leave me a mouthful of shit?"

Hearing this, the corner of the person in charge's mouth twitched. He had a very ominous premonition in his heart, as if he knew what the other party was planning.

Bai Ge patted the person in charge on the shoulder, and said kindly, "So I'm very fair, it's not too much to apologize for eating shit, right?"

Although the flea market blocks player damage, eating feces is different from drinking pesticides, and it is not within the scope of damage determination.

But it kills people.

Thinking of this, even the players who joined in the fun just now changed their faces, and silently included this guy in the list of objects that should not be offended.

"It's unreasonable, you guys don't bully people too much!"

As soon as they heard that they were going to eat shit in public, the other members of the choral group immediately turned their faces and said through gritted teeth, "Absolutely impossible!"

"Director, we would rather fight than suffer this humiliation!"

"To shut up."

The person in charge yelled, everyone shut up and stopped talking. He looked at the other party with worried eyes, sighed, and said in a low voice, "I'm afraid Zhong Kui would give way when he met this guy."

"Give me all to eat."

Unexpectedly, even the domineering person in charge was subdued, and the other guys who were still not convinced whispered, "But..."

"shut up!"

His expression changed, he stared at the aggrieved believers, and said in a deep voice, "You don't even dare to eat shit, how dare you say you dedicated your life to the Lord?"

Chapter 150 [-] Is It Normal To Be A Surgeon With Long Tentacles?

The next chapter has actually written more than 1000 words, but I have to go to the thoracic surgery department at 08:30 tomorrow morning. The xiphoid process always feels a little swollen. I want to take an X-ray to check, so I’ll go to bed first.

Although many of them are players who have seen big scenes and have excellent psychological quality, although they will feel physical discomfort from the rotting corpse fragments at first, but today's scene made them directly both psychologically and physically uncomfortable, and they almost ate last night. All the food was spit out in one go.Even Ye Mo, who had always been walking in the shadow of death, couldn't help but shook his head. He really couldn't bear to watch it, so he hid his face and walked away.

This guy also "kindly" gave a multiple-choice question, asking to choose between shit-flavored chocolate and chocolate-flavored shit, which is really bad fun.

"I know, as believers, you will definitely have a deep desire to eat shit in your heart, but you can't confide in your heart. Today I will give you a chance to cheat. Leigh!"

The believers who are forced to eat shit want to cry but have no tears, and they cheat to eat and drink. Which normal person wants to eat that stuff, hey!

"Is it not enough?"