It's time, it's time to become an evil god

"Excuse me, excuse me."

Before turning around and running back, a tentacle grabbed his ankle. Li Jianghe felt his vision turned upside down, and then he was thrown heavily on the ground, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.He turned his head in panic, begging for mercy tremblingly, "Don't, don't kill me! Even if you kill me, it won't solve the problem."

"Sorry, I don't need to fix the problem."

Bai Ge took a step forward calmly and said, "I just need to deal with you."

Chapter 410 You will never reach the truth of death

"bring it on."

Grabbing a noose, Bai Ge walked up to the other party and said, "Actually, you are not really dead, but reborn to live in a different world. Do you see Ramrem waving to you at the other end of the noose?"

"Wave! What the hell? I only saw Meng Po, who is seven or eighty years old and still flamboyant, waving to me!"

At this time, Li Jianghe's whole body was bound by wriggling red creepers, which seemed to be engulfing him.If you don't think about it, you may really be swallowed and digested by the creeping creeping blanket.

Today, Li Jianghe has reached the point of no return, holding on to the last bit of hope to report the name of the Bureau of Special Affairs, "You want to kill me? Do you know that I am the officially appointed leader of the Bureau of Special Affairs?" , kill me, you will never be safe for the rest of your life!"

"Bureau of Special Affairs? So what?"

Bai Ge took out the medical certificate of depression and the Netease cloud vinyl membership from his trouser pocket, and said in a cold tone, "I'm sorry, I have the gold medal for avoiding death on the Internet."

"..."

The corner of Li Jianghe's mouth twitched, at this moment he suddenly understood one thing, this person is a complete lunatic.

"You, don't come here."

Li Jianghe's lips were trembling with fright. He watched the other party take out a high-voltage electric shock rod, scalpel, big hammer, and bone saw from the task inventory, and completely collapsed.The muscles on his face twitched and deformed uncontrollably, roaring at the top of his lungs.

"Help me, who will save me?"

Just when Bai Ge was about to make a move, he suddenly heard a call from behind.Li Jianghe stopped shouting, looked behind Baige, and saw the witch Weier sitting sideways with a crystal staff floating in mid-air.

When she saw the fleshy lichen blanket covering the entire ground, she couldn't help but change her face slightly, and finally returned to her original expression.

"Quick, save me!"

As soon as the players from the Special Affairs Bureau appeared, Li Jianghe immediately gained confidence and shouted, "This guy is crazy, he wants to kill me, you are here to save me!"

The witch froze for a moment, shook her head and said, "No."

The joyful expression on Li Jianghe's face slowly solidified, and the last bit of hope was extinguished by himself.He even suspected that he had heard it wrong, opened his mouth and said, "Didn't you come to save me?"

"will not."

The high-ranking witch took out a document from her sleeve, and said word by word, "Before you do anything, I have to bring the highest-level instructions on behalf of the Special Affairs Bureau. Everything that Mr. Bai will do next Will not interfere."

The witch looked at the trembling Li Jianghe expressionlessly, and said, "Because, you were dismissed."

"Mr. Li Jianghe, you are suspected of serious violations of laws and disciplines. You openly disobeyed the organization's orders, disrupted the organization's plans and deployments, and caused the organization to suffer huge losses. Moreover, you have a corrupt life style, and the source of the huge amount of property is unknown. After the organization's decision, Li Jianghe will be dismissed immediately. "

The more he listened, Li Jianghe's heart sank suddenly.He realized something very serious.

The Special Affairs Bureau had already considered him a pariah.

"you can not do that."

Li Jianghe struggled desperately, his eyes full of fear and despair, he roared, "I have made contributions to the organization, I have shed blood for the organization, let me go, I want to see the leader! I want to see the leader!"

The witch just made a gesture of invitation to Bai Ge, and said, "This person has nothing to do with the Special Affairs Bureau. Mr. Bai can do it with confidence. And our senior management said that you will always be a respected guest of the Special Affairs Bureau." , I guarantee that such a situation will never happen in the future. And as a token of sincerity, the Bureau of Special Affairs presented you with three perfect-level props."

Witch Val glanced at the creeping blanket of flesh and blood in the city below her feet, and said in a low voice, "The Bureau of Special Affairs hopes that you will hold your hands high and let the innocent people of this city go."

"Of course, from the very beginning, my goal was only Director Li, and the grievances and grievances are clear."

Bai Ge nodded and waved his hand, all the creeps stopped spreading.The whole city survived in a thought of life and death.

"You can't do this, do you know my family..."

The witch said indifferently, "I'm sorry, between the gods and saints and your family, the senior management of the Special Affairs Bureau chose the former."

However, before Li Jianghe finished speaking, Baige had already pressed his hand on the opponent's head, and wriggling blood-colored hyphae continued to burrow into the eyes, nostrils, ears and mouth.

"But death is too kind to you."

Bai Ge looked into the other person's eyes and said, "The next thing you will experience is the torture that you will never be able to reach the real death."

A piercing pain flooded into my mind, my eyes rolled white instantly, my whole body trembled uncontrollably, and finally went limp, motionless.

The witch had never seen such a horrific death, and asked in a low voice, "Dead?"

"No, he's just physically dead."

Bai Ge corrected, "I sent his spirit to Two-dimensional."

……

Li Jianghe slowly opened his eyes from a deep sleep, suddenly sat up and looked around.

The scalp-numbing blanket of flesh and blood had disappeared, and he was sitting on a seat on a special train, surrounded by guards with guns waiting in formation.

The electric lamps in the train compartment gave off a dim and warm light, and the rumbling sound of the wheels rolling over the rails broke the dead silence of the night outside the train window.

Li Jianghe hastily checked his body to make sure he was not injured, he was still in shock and was pleasantly surprised by the rest of his life.

"Did that guy not lie to me, that I was not actually killed, but just passed through?"

Li Jianghe forcibly suppressed the excitement in his heart, and looked at the mirror next to him.

At this time, the self in the mirror is a strange and rough face.

Wearing a military uniform, he has a calm demeanor, a dignified and solemn expression, and the scar marks on his cheeks give him a majesty without anger and majesty.

Looking through memory, the owner of this body is familiar with world geography, Chinese and Western history, troop formation, weapon manufacturing, and holds great power in his hands.

My chance has come!

In his previous life, Li Jianghe was just a high-level cadre of the Special Affairs Bureau, facing a group of uncontrolled players all day long, but now he is a warlord who holds the power of life and death!

Anyone who dares to disrespect him will be killed without mercy.

Li Jianghe stood up and was about to speak, when a guard with a gun came in outside and saluted Li Jianghe.

Li Jianghe frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Report to the commander, everything is normal."

The guard said respectfully, "The train will arrive at Huanggutun soon."

Chapter 410 IX The Secret of the Evolution Game

Li Jianghe opened his eyes again, and hurriedly stroked his whole body.The horror of the train explosion was still vivid in my mind, and I looked around in horror, only to find that the scene had changed.The darkness of night has disappeared, replaced by wide streets, swaying palm fronds, and cheering crowds.

Li Jianghe was in a trance, he raised his hand to look at it, felt his whole body up and down, and after making sure that he was not injured, he couldn't help being happy.

Eh?I'm all right?

Could it be that... have I time-traveled again?

Wait, my current identity is...

Li Jianghe was delighted to discover that he was actually the young president of the United States at this time. He was inspecting the street in an open car with his beautiful wife.

Although I don't know which president to become, at least he is now able to influence the direction of history.

When Li Jianghe was about to speak, the wife of a dignitary accompanying the inspection turned her head and said with a smile, "Mr. President Kennedy, you can't say that Dallas doesn't love you this time."

"what?"

Li Jianghe froze for a moment, and the smile on his face gradually froze. He thought he heard it wrong, and hurriedly asked, "What did you just say?"

The politician's wife thought that the other party hadn't heard clearly, and repeated it again, "This time, you can't say that Dallas doesn't love you anymore."

Li Jianghe roared, "No, it's the previous sentence!"

"President Kennedy?"

Is this a fucking hearse?

He shouted anxiously, "The driver stops, let me get out of the car!"

The next moment, there was a sharp and piercing gunshot. Before Li Jianghe could react, a bullet hit his forehead, and his head burst into joy.

……

Li Jianghe opened his eyes again. The two consecutive deaths had made him start to be in a trance, and even showed signs of being suspicious. He looked around and made sure that there was no one around before he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Where am I now?"

Li Jianghe glanced at it, and found that he was actually in an ancient tomb, surrounded by caverns and piled up with all kinds of rare treasures.

"So this time I crossed over to become a grave robber?"

Li Jianghe recalled it carefully, and he was relieved after confirming that there was no unlucky tomb robber in history.He no longer dreamed of glory and wealth, and was going to sweep away all the rare treasures and funeral objects in the ancient tomb.

Suddenly, hearing movement behind him, Li Jianghe turned his head and saw two men and a woman staring at him at some point behind him.Seeing that the three of them were all dressed as travelers, Li Jianghe thought he had met his fellow travelers, so he immediately became vigilant and was about to open his mouth to mediate.

But he heard the thin man standing at the front rushing forward with a vigorous step, hitting Li Jianghe's chest hard with a knee, instantly pressing him to the ground and not moving.

Li Jianghe still wanted to resist, but the thin man grabbed his neck and yelled, "There are zongzi, fat man! Bring the black donkey's hoof!!"

……

After experiencing countless reincarnations, Li Jianghe finally had a mental breakdown.When he became a graceful and luxurious emperor, the civil servants around him were about to submit papers, but he huddled on the dragon chair and shouted in despair, "You, don't come here!"

……

At this time, the broker was hiding in the dark, hacking into the surveillance cameras in Xushi's streets and alleys, and using the surveillance cameras to broadcast his every move to major websites around the world.And the titles started are exaggerated one by one.

"Shock!This is actually the revenge of the dead second stinging ape! "

"Two-dimensional Evil God Returns, Uncle's Doomsday Comes!" "

"Two-dimensional evil god is here to send you a Two-dimensional account book! "

……

Part of it is the evolution game players who are attracted, and the other part is the Two-dimensional who join in the fun.Since the United States issued the "Two-dimensional Restriction Act", which is comparable to the Jewish Act, it has triggered protests from Two-dimensional all over the world, and even Two-dimensional decided to follow the feat of Osama bin Laden back then. The federal department arrested and brought to justice.

When Bai Ge's self-proclaimed Two-dimensional evil god's identity was announced, the seeds of the meme were planted in the minds of netizens all over the world, and it began to spread wildly. Soon the entire Internet began to spread about the identity of the mysterious Two-dimensional evil god.

Some people say that he is the reincarnation of the savior Tatakai God of War, Allen, while others say that his real identity is actually the Two-dimensional killer Hokuto Shinken Kenjiro, and some even think that he is Saitama-sensei wearing a wig.