"Am I asking too much?"
Bai Ge was stunned for a moment, waved his hands, sighed silently, showing an expression of extreme disappointment from Hunanese, and said, "Forget it, let it be slightly spicy."
Chapter 350 Six Flame God Shiranui
"Is this a question of whether it's slightly spicy or not? Which restaurant have you eaten bibimbap with ashes?"
The chef said with a sullen face, cursing, "Believe it or not, I'll give you two knives, get out!"
Bai Ge deliberately sighed, and said slowly, "You can't even cook ashes bibimbap, so you're still a cook in the underworld?"
"I, he, an ashes bibimbap who knows how to cook Xiyangke's dishes!"
Chef Qi's blood pressure rose, and he threw the kitchen knife at Bai Ge's feet, pointed at him and said, "Come on, I'll give you the knife, and you can do it yourself!"
The taxi driver caught in the middle immediately stood up to smooth things over, fearing that he would be carried
"Don't worry, young man, I just want to ask you if the Kejia cuisine in this restaurant won't cause diarrhea? Last time I ate Hunan cuisine in Changsha, and that night I turned into a jet fighter with oily buttocks. I am a 0 My friend rushed to Changsha immediately after hearing it, and couldn’t be stopped.”
As he spoke, he picked up the menu card from the table, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and began to read the contents on it.
All the names of the dishes are painted with red blood. What's even more frightening is that although the taxi driver can understand every word, they don't know what it means when they combine them.Although he didn't know, he still bit the bullet and ordered one.Pointing to one of the dishes, he asked cautiously, "What is this... the Hannibal version of husband and wife's lung slices?"
The chef said impatiently, "It is to catch a couple on the spot and take their lungs alive to cook."
Hearing the other party's words, the taxi driver's scalp tingled with fright.Feelings, this is still a black shop that eats people.
Scanning it with eyes, I finally saw a more reliable Cantonese-style claypot rice, and said quickly, "Then we want this Cantonese-style claypot rice."
The man on the side said calmly, "I'm sorry, we haven't caught Fujian children recently, so we can't make Cantonese-style claypot rice for you."
"Fuck!"
The taxi driver was terrified. It turns out that Cantonese people really want to add Fujian children to their claypot rice!
At the beginning, the words "delicious food" were written crookedly on the recipes. After looking carefully for a long time, I saw from the gaps in the words that the words "eating people" were written all over the book.
Finally, he finally saw a more reliable dish name, and asked weakly, "What is your coming of the blood-red moon?"
The cook glanced at it and said casually, "Fried five-nut mooncakes with tomatoes."
"..."
Good guy, that's not as good as the above two dishes.
The chef had run out of patience, and asked impatiently, "Damn it, do you still eat it or not?"
The taxi driver kept looking at Bai Ge, hoping that he could stand up and say something.However, Bai Ge just sneered and said, "Actually, you are not the mutations that occurred in the restricted area of Yaotai Town, but the lone wolf players who disappeared before, right?"
Hearing Bai Ge's words, the two people who were still pretending to be ghosts looked at each other with a slightly stunned expression.
The chef clenched the kitchen knife in his hand and said coldly, "You made a mistake, I know what you're talking about."
Brother Bai didn't believe the other party's nonsense, but directly exposed his lie, "If you have the ability, you can raise three fingers and swear that the Chinese will not lie to the Chinese."
The chef froze for a moment, then wiped his hands nervously on the oily and blood-stained apron, and began to stammer.
"Have you any evidence to doubt that we are human?"
"No."
Bai Ge said with a firm expression, "But you swear that the Chinese don't lie to the Chinese."
"..."
The two looked at each other and fell silent for a moment.Bai Ge continued to question and said plausibly, "I swear, if you swear that the Chinese don't lie to the Chinese, I will believe you! I dare not say that you have a ghost in your heart!"
"...All right, all right, you are right, we are indeed players lurking here."
Finally unable to stop Bai Ge's fierce urging, the two could only admit the player's identity and revealed their own IDs.
[Dark Cuisine·Hell Chef LV11]
[Mechanism Puppet Necromancer Doll lv10]
"It's your turn."
With the situation of the enemy and the enemy unclear, the two were very smart and did not choose to break out into conflict, but instead tested Baige's strength.
Bai Ge smiled slightly, no longer hiding it, and directly revealed his ID.
Seeing [Bai Ze]'s name, the two of them were almost so frightened that their legs gave way and they knelt down.Hell Chef turned pale with fright, covered the crotch of his trousers, and said tremblingly, "Wait, do you mean that you are the legendary master of tidying up, the messenger of two-dimensional doomsday, the fisherman who will never fly in the air force, and the one at midnight?" Bull Hunter?"
What is this all about?
After listening to Baige, his blood pressure was a little high. He didn't answer the other party's question, but asked, "My patience is limited, you two should tell me what happened in this ghost place."
"..."
The two who originally didn't want to provide information fell silent. Facing a player who might have an epic-level item and was able to do a good job in the major power organizations, they were even more worried about whether they could keep their bulls. Organ replacement technology has ushered in a great progress, which directly raised the average value of the global male's genitalia.
But no one can bear the pain of losing Niu Liang when he is sober.
"Let me tell you."
The middle-aged man, who had always been expressionless, took off his mask, revealing a puppet face, the jaw was replaced by puppet joints, and he spoke like a stiff puppet.
He said slowly, "There were indeed many players lurking into the restricted area of Yaotai Town before, trying to crack the secrets inside. Because there is an unconfirmed rumor circulating on the player's forum, it is said that there is a A piece of [Epic] level equipment was conceived. Originally, there were always different opinions on the forum, and the news and information were mixed. But just a few days ago, an elite team from the Great Britain Clock Tower Magic Association was in Xu City near Yaotai Town disappeared."
"As we all know, the Bell Tower Magician Society is a fanatical collector. There are even rumors that they have monopolized nearly one-fifth of the perfect-level props in the entire continent. Although it is just unconfirmed gossip, an unknown situation did occur in the restricted area of Yaotai Town that night. Earthquake. What's even more weird is that the Bureau of Special Affairs has not moved at all. What does this mean?"
Hell Chef suddenly became excited, and grabbed the topic and said, "This shows that the Special Affairs Bureau at least knows what happened inside, and their unwillingness to act rashly shows the problem even more. There must be a major secret hidden in it, which means that there is an epic level. The rumor of props is very likely to be true!"
"Since this week, many teams of middle and high-level players have sneaked into the restricted area of Yaotai Town one after another. The guards of the Special Affairs Bureau around Yaotai Town are useless. It's just that this ghost place has some special attributes. , players of the dark and demon series will be strengthened, and the strength of players with sacred attributes will be weakened inexplicably. Originally, the two of us were only at the LV8 level, but through these two days of daily tasks, we have been promoted to the middle-level player sequence of LV10. In order to Get more information, let's get rid of the ghosts entrenched in this restaurant, and pretend to be ghosts, waiting for the opportunity."
Bai Ge asked curiously, "What time?"
"A ghost gets married."
Hell Chef took out an invitation card, threw it in front of Baige, and said, "It is said that a ghost building was built in the deepest part of Yaotai Town. Chances are, tonight all the major organizations will attack at the same time. The ghost bride's sedan chair will pass by the door of this small shop, and we want to pretend to be ghosts and sneak into the team without anyone noticing."
"So I have to disguise myself as a ghost to get into the bride's team?"
After thinking for a while, Bai Ge said, "I understand, then I will disguise myself as a ghost riding a horse and sneak in."
"Wait, big brother riding a horse?"
Hell Chef became alert in an instant. He froze for a moment, then asked hesitantly, "Could you be trying to disguise yourself as a black magic cavalry?"
"No."
Bai Ge said plausibly, "It's the Flame God Shiranui."
Chapter 350 Seven: I Choose Electronic Termination Dragon
After releasing the mount prop [skeleton horse] purchased in the mall, a strange war horse with only bones left but the whole body burning with raging flames appeared behind him. It is transparent, and the flames in the body can be vaguely seen, and soon the skin and flesh all over the body are burning, but they can't feel the slightest pain, and finally become a skeleton that is also burning with flames.
[Skeleton horse] The undead attribute that comes with the item will erase the player's identity in the determination of the attribute, and it is determined to be a "demon". In the eyes of Li Gui, it is exactly the same kind, but after riding Players will be restricted to use props above excellent, which can only be effective in certain specific occasions.
"Is this considered a ghost?"
The hell chef and the necromancer were very surprised when they faced Baige who turned into a burning monster. They never expected that the mount props would have such an effect.
The Hell Chef and the Necromancer have the skills of [Evil Spirit Transformation] and [Necromancer Reincarnation], and can use props with certain race-limited skills.
There are stitches and stitches on Hell Chef's front body, like an artificial Frankenstein that was forcibly pieced together with different limbs.The necromancer puppet is like the product of a necromancer, with all the joints replaced by puppet joints, like a living Annabelle.
"Wait, won't it arouse other people's suspicion if you join in rashly like this?"
After listening to the discussion of the three, the taxi driver on the side stepped forward boldly, and interjected to suggest, "If you don't bring any congratulatory gifts, you will be suspected easily, right? After all, strangers who joined halfway for no reason Everyone would be vigilant, right? If there is a living person deliberately pretending to be a gift for the ghost, then the vigilance of the other party can be lowered. And the gift should look harmless to humans and animals, like this Bai, Bai It’s not good for brothers, it’s easy to make ghosts vigilant at a glance... Wait, why are you looking at me like this?”
The taxi driver suddenly noticed that the three players were looking at him with malicious eyes, he quickly covered his butt, and said in horror, "You, what do you want to do, I warn you not to mess around, the three of you are my ass It’s too much for the eyes.”
"..."
The corner of Bai Ge's mouth twitched, he patted his shoulder, and said in a heavy tone, "Master, you are right, this glorious and arduous task of being an undercover agent is entrusted to you."
"..."
The other party looked like my little alpaca had a rough face after hearing it, and quickly shook his head and refused, "I'm just a taxi driver, why do you want me to take my life? No, no, no, you should find someone else." Gao Ming is fine."
"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you don't go."
Bai Ge grabbed the other party's wrist and said comfortingly, "Master, then I will trouble you to stay with a taxi ghost later."
"what?"
The taxi driver trembled in fright after hearing this, and slowly turned his head to look at the door. A group of grimaces in the taxi were stuck against the glass windows, staring at him eagerly, making his hairs stand on end.Instead of staying with the ghost who didn't know the details, he felt that the chances of surviving with the three people in front of him would be greater.
Swallowing silently, the chick nodded like pecking rice and said, "I'll go, can't I go?"
A gloomy wind blows, and the dense forest begins to flutter, revealing a strange atmosphere.The three of them heard the sound of horns and suonas playing in the tunnel not far away, and joy mixed with sorrow echoed in the quiet mountains.
The taxi driver, who was tied up like a pig, swallowed silently, looking nervously into the depths of the tunnel.In the darkness, it seemed that something was approaching.
Afterwards, there were countless yellow papers floating in the sky, falling down like goose feathers and heavy snow.
"Are you sure the date on the invitation is today?"
Hell Chef said suspiciously, "It's weird, I haven't heard that getting married is the same as going to a funeral."
The dense footsteps like raindrops suddenly sounded at both ends of the road. Accompanied by the footsteps, there were noisy and overlapping horns and suonas, and the sound of joy and sorrow.
It was as if there were two teams of people in the fog, one in front and the other in the back, rushing towards them.
The hell butcher's face covered with scars and stitches twitched, and he whispered, "There should be only one team."
The necromancer puppet trembled all over, and shouted in a low voice, "Get aside first!"
A group of people quickly retreated back to the store and hid under the eaves of the store on the street.
The sound of playing music gradually approached. Through the fog, the three of them noticed a funeral procession on the left, wearing white mourning clothes, throwing yellow paper, holding white soul-inducing banners, carrying a coffin, and playing funeral music.
On the right came a welcoming team dressed in red, carrying eight large sedan chairs, and playing joyful music.
All the members of the two teams, with stiff smiles on their faces, only touched the ground with their toes, bouncing forward lightly.
One red and one white, colliding together, it looks extraordinarily weird.
"How is this going?"
Hell Butcher and Necromancer have never seen such a sight.
But the taxi driver on the side whispered, "Could this be the legendary collision?"
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