It's time, it's time to become an evil god

Bai Ge didn't pay attention to the other party's yelling and cursing, but turned his head to look at the blue fat man behind him.

The purpose of Baige is indeed not to destroy human civilization, but to make the existing old system and old system on the earth feel the fear of being wiped out.

Let them fully understand that no matter what means are used, the world will only be wiped out step by step, and they have no power to stop the Creator who changes the new world.

In front of the Almighty God, conspiracy and conspiracy are nothing but the overreaching of an ant brandishing a weapon in front of an elephant.

Baige is such a terrifying and absolute existence.

"When I first met you, you were just an ordinary fisherman."

Behind the Eiffel Tower in Paris, the fat blue man stepped out of the shadows, ignoring the city that was no longer peaceful.

Fatty Lan, who used the power of the gods to project onto the real world, lived up to everyone's expectations and took out the phone booth from his treasure bag, made a gesture of invitation to Bai Ge, and said gloatingly, "Do it."

Bai Ge walked to the phone booth, picked up the microphone, took a deep breath, and said, "Let everything in this world that meets the definition of a weapon become a baguette."

Chapter 330 The Fury of the Four Heads of State

However, if the phone booth says that he can't turn everything that meets the definition of a weapon into a baguette, but can convert them into objects of the same type definition.After thinking for a moment, Bai Ge agreed if the phone booth made a new request.

When Baige walked out of the telephone booth, the smoky Paris seemed to have not changed in any particular way, everything remained the same.However, just after Baige expressed his wish without any price, the whole world has changed.The brutal neo-Nazi army drove the men who were captured from the room to the corner of the street. These were the old Two-dimensional dragged out of the room. They were persecuted just like the Jews back then.

The soldiers raised their guns, and the black muzzles were aimed at the hapless guys in front of them. One of them was judged as a crime against humanity after watching a few episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants at home. , and the unlucky ones who played with butter were arrested together.There is also a cos Kamen Rider and cos Zofi Altman squatting in the corner with their heads in their hands. The captain of the SS Army came to the other party with a pistol and said that he would let them experience what Kamen Rider is. The end of the Kingdom of Light.

They raised their guns, waited for an order from the commander, and immediately executed the old two-dimensional gang.

The tall commander looked at the crowd in front of him, smiled coldly, and waved his hand to signal that it was time to do it.With an indifferent expression, he said slowly, "You disgusting anti-human Two-dimensional, I will send you to see God right now."

The soldiers couldn't wait to pull the trigger immediately, but with a gunshot, what was fired from the muzzle was not a bullet, but a bullet-sized croissant, which hit the old Two-dimensional on the back of the head.

They were surprised to find that they didn't die when they closed their eyes tightly and waited to die.It's just that the back of his head hurts a little. After looking at each other, he turned his head in fear and anxiety, and met the eyes of the soldiers behind him.

"How is this going?"

The commander who hadn't reacted took out his gun and pulled the trigger on one of the prisoners.However, what shot out of it was also not a bullet but a piece of dirty bag.Gently flicking on the other person's forehead, it doesn't hurt or itch.

At this time, the Two-dimensional people piled on the ground had already realized that it was the power of Two-dimensional that was protecting them in the dark. The man pretending to be a Kamen Rider stood up immediately, and said to the other party through the leather case, "You just said that Kamen Rider's end is coming, right? Today I want to let you know what it means to fight with a real card face!"

After speaking, he directly picked up a brick on the side of the road and smashed it hard on the soldier's head.While smashing it, he asked coldly, "How much is 1000-7? How much is 1000-7?"

When they discovered that all kinds of weapons had been turned into pasta, the Nazi SS was no different from ordinary people after losing their weapons. Ordinary people who were still afraid of the G36 rifle in the opponent's hand immediately picked up the baguette on the ground , smashed towards their heads, and suddenly the whole street sat in a mess.Even the daggers worn by SS soldiers have become Chorez.

So a small-scale war turned into a mob fight.

At the same time, the guy in the Ultraman leather case came out of the public toilet, took out a mop from nowhere, and threw it at the SS menacingly.

"Do you think our m87 gangsters don't know how to write shit if you don't do it!"

The guy in the Ultraman holster directly poked the mop in the face of the SS commander.The other party touched the sticky thing on his face, leaned up to his nose and smelled it, and his face changed drastically in an instant.

"Damn it, it's shit!"

At this time, Ultraman's mop is sticky with shit, just like Lu Bu is alive, killing the Quartet.The forced SS retreated steadily, and they were met with a fierce counterattack before they even had a firm foothold.

The shells fired from the gun barrel exploded and turned into popcorn, and the large-caliber shells fired from the machine gun turned into Snickers bars. The Nazi SS was dumbfounded, as if they had returned to the era of cold weapons.However, in terms of numbers, their numbers are no match for the popular wars of the people of Paris. The SS troops stationed in Paris were instantly suppressed by a number that was several times stronger.Anyone who wears SS uniform and speaks German, without a word, rushes forward with a baguette and beats them violently. From the Franco-Prussian War to the Second World War, they swallowed this breath for too long, let this group of invaders today You know, we French are not professional revolutionaries!

Knowing that the entire world had inexplicably lost all combat weapons, the SS also panicked.They had never seen such a situation before, and they couldn't come up with any plan at all. At the beginning, they wanted the army to hold iron pots, bricks and the like to form a human line of defense.However, what made them panic was that the enemy's army was several times larger. Basically, they were divided and surrounded by a single charge, and then they went up to one out of ten enemies, directly beating the opponent to cry.

Seeing that the Nazi SS was in trouble, they could only retreat steadily, and fed back the strange situation in Paris to the high-level Berlin. Mustache never imagined that the biggest trump card he held in his hand would turn into an enemy in a second. paper tiger.

At this time in the combat conference room, he was still talking about the grand plans and great achievements of the Aryans in the future, such as the prohibition of all movies and TV shows about the second time, and the creation of a large and luxurious museum, where Two -dimensional products are exhibited as evidence of the war against humanity.He wanted to kill people and slap Bai Ge in the face fiercely.As long as he still controls the switch of human self-destruction, he will remain invincible forever.

Several officers stood gloomy in front of the mustache who was excitedly describing the future, and exchanged glances with each other.They didn't know how to tell the bad news to the supreme leader in front of them, so they could only wait for the end of the eloquent talk, and then mustered up the courage to say in a low voice, "My head of state, although our army has occupied the entire territory of France , but was met with a frenzied counterattack. The French army, which had surrendered in an organized system, also took up arms again. Judging from this situation, it is difficult for us to control the next situation."

"It doesn't matter."

The mustache waved the pencil in his hand, and said in a low voice, "I don't care what the surrendering Frenchmen do, I only care what the elusive guy will do."

"My head of state..."

One of the generals mustered up his courage, and he secretly glanced at his colleagues next to him.The colleague seemed to understand, nodded silently, took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Something happened, and all the hot weapons became unusable and turned into fire sticks. According to the feedback from the frontline soldiers, the bullets fired also It has become a little Wangzai Mantou who can't kill anyone."

"It doesn't matter."

Mustache said coldly, "I also expected that he would make some small moves. As long as the nuclear bomb silo is still in our hands, it will still have deterrent power."

"My Fuhrer, this is the second sad news I want to tell you. All the nuclear bombs in France have been turned into... giant baguettes."

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the conference hall became tense, and everyone was so quiet that they could hear the beating of their hearts.I was so nervous that I swallowed my saliva, and my palms were sweating.

The head of state, whose left hand was constantly shaking, slowly took off his glasses, and said softly, "Those who like Tang Keke, those who like Jiaran, and those who have strange sexual fetishes stay, and the rest are all out to me."

The others walked towards the door without saying a word, as if they were about to receive an amnesty.The few remaining people stood there motionless, at a loss.

They stood there nervously, and just about to say something to ease the atmosphere, the silent head of state suddenly broke out, slammed the pen in his hand on the map, and cursed angrily, "Idiots, they are all idiots! This They are flattering those old Two-dimensional, which is a betrayal of all mankind. They are all a group of Two-dimensional, and the whole family is Two-dimensional!"

The Führer's eyes circled angrily, and he kept counting the people in front of him. Finally, someone couldn't help but retort, "My Führer, please calm down. Although they are wearing lovelive underwear, you can't question the behavior of the National Socialist Party. loyalty!"

However, as soon as this remark came out, the head of state was even more angry, "Loyalty? You haven't even eaten shit, why should you swear loyalty to me? Didn't I see any heavyweight girl when I went to Hebei Province? If I knew it, I would Throw it all to Stalin!"

Chapter 330 The Arrival of the Laughing Bat

Facing the angry head of state, no one dared to speak.Accepting reprimands and criticisms honestly, the whole thing itself is not that they are not paying enough, but that the Gongjun Army not only has Gundam, but also EVA and Azeus, the shadow of failure before the war started Already shrouded in the army.Many people feel that this is a doomed war to destroy mankind, and more and more war weariness is pervasive among the troops.Some people even began to privately hide the Two-dimensional paper men listed as contraband, and embroidered them in the lining. Once they were defeated and captured, they immediately took out the Two-dimensional surrender flag embroidered with the paper man's wife.

As the Wallfacer, the head of state originally thought that he wanted to deter the other party with a plan to die together, but what he didn't expect was that in the blink of an eye, human beings all over the world returned to the era of cold weapons.The guns couldn't shoot bullets, the bombs exploded were full of Oreos, and the rising mushroom cloud turned into cotton candy.The war technology that directly ended human beings, or they can only pick up the guy who is in their hands again, and evolve into a village brawl.

All of you didn't dare to say anything, you just lowered your head and looked pale.The Führer kept a group of Siberian hamsters named Stalin, and anyone who disobeyed him would be thrown into the Berlin Zoo to feed Stalin.Therefore, the supreme authority of the head of state was established internally.

"My Führer, we have lost this war."

One of the paunchy generals took out a pamphlet from his pocket, threw it in front of the head of state, and said in a sad tone, "This pamphlet is the surrender guide we just compiled. After mastering the two-dimensional language above, It can guide us to quickly integrate into the Two-dimensional society. Your Excellency, please believe me, admitting defeat is only temporary, and one day we will find an opportunity to fight back. Your Excellency, Your Excellency, are you listening to me?"

The people around him made a hissing gesture. They saw Shouzheng looking at the small book with relish, showing an expression of approval from time to time, and nodded slowly.

Everyone was surprised, but they didn't make a sound.The same thought popped up in my mind at the same time.

Could it be that the Führer has found a solution?

Under such circumstances, they couldn't think of any other plan to turn things around, and mankind was in a mess in this war with no winning rate.

But the head of state in front of him seemed to have discovered some shocking secrets in the small book, and he was still muttering to himself, repeating words that were unclear, such as Asahi Tata Kai Swish Ga.

"Hey, is the head of state summoning some demons from another world? When I was playing games before, I often heard urban legends about monsters summoned by the German Third Reich. Could it be that those monsters are actually real and have historical basis? ?”

The others didn't dare to say anything, they could only quietly wait for the head of state to finish turning the last page, and even let out weird laughter during the period.

pat.

The Führer closed the booklet, and the others stared at him with puzzled eyes.

At this time, the head of state showed an expression of enlightenment, and nodded thoughtfully, "Souga, so it is so, so it is so, everything does not conflict. I think I have found a solution."

"Could it be that Your Excellency the Head of State knows how we have fought back!"

Everyone became excited in an instant, waiting for him to give the final answer.

The head of state raised his head, stared at the people in front of him with a serious expression, and asked, "Yes, since we can't beat them, why don't we join Two-dimensional?"

"………what?"

The other generals couldn't believe their ears. They all thought that the head of state had made a mistake, but the other party seriously emphasized that we want to join Two-dimensional.

The other generals couldn't understand it at all, and even thought that the head of state had been greatly stimulated, so that they were a little confused.

"No, Your Excellency the Head of State, why did you suddenly come up with the idea of ​​joining Two-dimensional??? Is the plan of the Great Germanic Empire not good enough, or you are drifting away. This is a complete betrayal of human civilization! You are going to fight bloody battle to the end, but you actually led the team to surrender? I don’t accept it, we don’t accept it!”

After a moment of silence, the failed student of the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts suddenly formed an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth.

This mysterious smile greatly increased the chills in everyone's hearts.

Not right, very wrong!

"I just... saw the sex-changing lily version of Hitler and Stalin."

"???"

The head of state sat on a chair with a tired look on his face.He sighed softly and said, "To be honest, I chose the path of art student at the beginning because I wanted to become a book artist. There is nothing more interesting to me than painting 🎉 body. See your Two-dimensional guide to persuade you to surrender After that, my inner thoughts resurfaced, if I was not the head of state who saved Europe, but just an ordinary book painter, maybe my life trajectory would be completely different.”

All the eavesdroppers at the door were stunned. No one thought that the head of state, who could come up with such a bold plan, would have such absurd dreams.

"My lord, you must not! We are only losing temporarily, and we must still have a chance to win..."

The Führer interrupted them with a wave of his hand,

"Shut up, I have made up my mind, from now on there will be no more heads of state! I will enter the new world with only Two-dimensional, and I will be reborn from the world of Two-dimensional. You people will never stay!"

The United States has reached a moment of desperation. They never imagined that the second German head of state they cultivated would surrender to the enemy without even making it through a round. If you don't do it, the whole world is already in a state of flux.

The United States, located in the very center of the storm, has become the last stand.

Nuclear weapons, bullets and shells can no longer be launched, and human civilization seems to have returned to the Stone Age.

Asia and Europe have fallen one after another, and those white-haired loli political commissars are much fiercer than they look, and they even started to promote the so-called Two-dimensional nationality to plan the new identity of human beings.Once expelled from Two-dimensional membership, human beings will be beaten into the camp of the enemies of the old age.Some unbelievers didn't take the warnings of the political commissars to heart at all, so they were forcibly taken to Thailand the next day and never came back.

The United States also tried to instigate rebellion against the people under the two-dimensional rule, but after seeing that kind of hand releases a qigong wave, it can destroy a city.After the gigantic monster who wanted to make the whole world feel pain at every turn and kept shouting Tatakai, and wanted to let all mankind know the fear of being dominated by Two-dimensional, the people in the liberated areas gave up the idea of ​​resistance and obediently accepted the reality.At least in the Two-dimensional world, there are no capitalists, no 996.Without the jaw-dropping housing prices, they even felt like they were living in paradise at that moment.

The President of the United States was half-hearted, and sat on the chair blankly, at a loss.The disappearance of hot weapons led to violent turmoil in the social order. After losing the bullets, the American troops mutinied, and civil organizations dissatisfied with the government also swarmed and attacked the police station and the National Guard, occupying an absolute advantage in numbers In front of the crowd, the US government's armed forces retreated steadily, and finally had to deploy the last line of defense around the White House.

Under the instigation of Two-dimensional, the people launched a "Make America Great Again" riot plan. They want to completely destroy the blood-sucking government that oppresses the people and build a world without the gap between rich and poor.

It doesn't even take Bai Ge to do it himself, the entire United States is on the verge of self-defeating.

At this time, the White House was in chaos, and various documents were scattered all over the place.The president was locked in a small black room alone, waiting for the death knell of the doomsday.

However, what was waiting was not the death knell, but a man who brought doom.

Or at this time, he is no longer a man, but a monster.

A man who slowly emerged from a dark and shadowy corner was holding a dog-like guy with an iron chain. He grinned, revealing his ferocious and delicate sharp teeth, and looked at the powerful and powerful American president in the old world with a half-smile.

"hello."

He put his hands on his chest, but without the slightest respect, he said arrogantly, "First of all, let me introduce myself, you can call me the Laughing Bat."

Chapter 330 Only Two-dimensional can defeat Two-dimensional

Although at this time the entire United States is like ants on a hot pot, the national order is beginning to collapse.It seems to have returned to the era of barbarism and disorder during the Western Development Period.

There are even congressmen who force the president to approve the human removal plan and the squid game, otherwise they will turn their faces on the spot.After the stagnation of the national violence machine, the rednecks in the United States felt that they could do it again. They began to attack the blacks and the politically correct white left Madonna group. The huge group that relied on the theory of blood and color to maintain the ridiculous sense of superiority became a huge group at this time. dropped an unstable bomb. Guozuo, which has been in existence for more than 200 years, has reached the verge of crumbling.

Although the whole country has been in chaos, the White House has remained relatively stable, so when the President of the United States sees a guy who can break in through heavy security, he can't help being surprised.But he still asked the other party without changing his face, "Who the hell are you? How did you break in? Believe it or not, I ordered hundreds of people to rush in and beat you so hard that you can't take care of yourself."