Although the Vatican now has a group of powerful players who are loyal to the church, it is far from enough compared to the changes in the world pattern.
The emergence of evolutionary games has completely subverted civilization and the way species exist. When players with RPGs and 30mm machine guns appear on their faces, the order originally created by human technological civilization has become precarious. With the advancement of the game, more and more After the players joined, the current world peace has become a tightrope walk, which may collapse at any time.
Just when everyone thought that the Pope was in a bad mood because of the appearance of the evolution game, he was actually hiding in the room playing Bayonetta and having a great time.Previously, because he accidentally liked an underwear model, it sparked heated discussions on the Internet, but now the Pope only dares to use his trumpet to surf the Internet secretly.Although he is a solemn and sacred representative of the Pope in front of the believers, but in private, he is also an old Two-dimensional who is keen on playing mobile games.
Just as the pope was playing vigorously, a long spear suddenly flashed in front of him, directly piercing the screen.Before the Pope could yell out, a mysterious figure suddenly appeared in front of him accompanied by white light, directly blocking his mouth.
The opponent's movements were so fast that he hadn't noticed what was happening in his mind. The opponent was already standing in the room, and he didn't even have time to yell.
The pope opened his eyes wide in horror, looking at the uninvited guest in front of him.The other party just covered his mouth and made a silent gesture.
"Shh, don't make a sound."
After all, he was the Pope who had seen turbulent waves for most of his life, so he calmed down quickly, and said calmly and kindly, "Lost lamb, do you know that you are going astray, go back, even if you kidnap me, it doesn't make any sense, the Pope just Is a symbol, I can be the pope, you can also be the pope, everyone can sit in this position and act as a puppet. There is no pope in this world, or everyone is the pope."
"Can you just shut up for me first?"
Bai Ge glared at him impatiently.
"No."
The Pope also got a little temper, and he played a friendly and friendly person all his life. He finally got angry, rolled up his sleeves and said firmly, "Do you know that I am the Pope of the Vatican! I am the Pope of the World Church. idols in the hearts of the people.”
Bai Ge replied casually, "The Pope? May I ask how many teachers are you worth?"
The corner of the pope's mouth twitched, his fist hardened.
Dude, everyone who comes up to me to provoke me has to repeat this meme, right?If Stalin hadn't been canonized, he would be beating each other as hard as he used to.But as the last dignity of a man, the Pope still put on a sneer and said slowly, "I don't want to eat this, and I'm not afraid of death."
"You're not afraid of death, are you?"
"That's right, the clergy are not afraid of death, and it is not the clergy who are afraid of death!"
The pope was still muttering, "Hallelujah, I am willing to die, amen!"
Bai Ge glanced at the game discs on the floor, what about "Take a Walk", "Women's Dress Mountain Range", "The Secret Between the Priest and the Nun", "The Story of Muscular 1 Cleric and Sao Mu 0 Little Priest", "Furry Control Collection" ".
He took out his phone and quickly took a few pictures.
The Pope panicked instantly, and asked in a panic, "You, what do you want to do?"
Bai Ge put the screen in front of the Pope, and threatened, "If I put these photos on Twitter, guess what will happen? Mr. Pope? Oh, yes, I will log in to your Twitter and give Like all pornhub's female celebrity photos! By the way, furry videos are not missed, so Mr. Pope, when the whole world knows that your fetish is weird, doesn't it feel more terrifying than death?"
The expression of the pope who was still in Shiru just now softened instantly, his Adam's apple rolled, and he squeezed out a few words.
"Good man spare your life."
Chapter 270 Seven: He Is the Hell Succubus I Summoned
The Pope watched as the other party brought a set of sexy underwear with wings, a small black trident and a heart-shaped tail at the end, and threw it in front of the Pope.
The pope's heart sank, "You, what do you want to do?"
"Give me this lady's suit."
Under the coercion and temptation, the pope could only change into this suit with the cheek, holding a trident in his hand, and asked in a low voice, "Wait, wait a minute, what do you want me to do?"
Bai Ge said coldly, "I think you will dare to call someone?"
"Don't dare, absolutely dare not."
After putting on this shameful attire, the pope quickly raised three fingers to swear, and now it was his turn to beg the white song, "I beg you, please don't make a sound to bring other clergy here, I can I don’t want to be misunderstood by people all over the world that the Pope is actually a transvestite.”
Bai Ge nodded and said, "Don't worry, I'll leave as soon as I get what I want, and I will never make things difficult for you."
The Pope asked in panic, "Wait, what exactly do you want?"
"You must know what I want, the Shroud of Turin."
Upon hearing this name, the pope's face changed suddenly, he clenched his fists, and subconsciously avoided Bai Ge's eyes, "I don't know what you are talking about, I..."
Bai Ge shook his head, poked the Pope's head with his hand, and said in a cold voice, "No, you must know. This is the information provided by the Italian Supernatural Archives, and I have indeed kept my promise not to do anything on Italian territory. thing."
Grass, at this time you remember that the Vatican is a country, right?
Seeing that he was cheated, the Pope took a deep breath and said, "Yes, the Shroud of Turin is now hidden in the archives. We have not found the correct way to use this sacred item, although all Players have tried using the Shroud of Turin, but there is no response. Wait..."
The Pope's eyes lit up, "Could it be that you have found the correct way to use the Shroud of Turin?"
Bai Ge explained, "It's not that I know how to use the Shroud of Turin, but that someone is preparing to snatch the Shroud of Turin."
"Snatch the Shroud of Turin? How is it possible! This is the Vatican. Although our number of players may not be as large as other countries, everyone in the Swedish Guards is a high-level elite player. Templar Knights and guards come in?"
Bai Ge looked out the window and whispered, "I know there is an organization that can do it, and if I guess correctly, he should be almost here by now."
The Pope also looked out of the window, and then he saw a railway track spreading from the sky. At the end of the railway track, a black shadow was slowly enlarging. At first it was just a small black spot, but in the end the whole Thomas train His weird face occupied more than half of his pupils.Before the pope could react, a Thomas steam train actually fell from the sky.
"Warning, there is a situation!"
All the guns on the steam train were aimed at the Vatican Palace for crazy firepower output. The bullets fell from the sky like a torrential rain, hitting the ground and splashing waves of dust.
Ordinary clerics were taken away by a wave before they even had time to shout out my God under such terrifying fire suppression. The machine guns smashed into the marble and granite, marking one big pit after another.
The painted glass windows were shattered, and the crucifix standing on the square was also smashed into powder. The terrifying and powerful firepower was like a harvester, and it fell down before it could struggle.
Bai Ge took the Pope and hid directly behind the wall. The clerics who had reacted at this time launched a counterattack. Suddenly, countless sacred rays of light appeared in the Vatican Palace, rushing into the sky.
Several clergymen in robes were about to use props to stop the approaching train.
One after another, beams of light slammed fiercely on the train carriage. At this time, the security system of the Vatican was also deployed. The Holy Tunguska fired wildly towards the sky, and a fire dragon spread around the train.
The armor was blown away, the powerful firepower tore through the carriages, and the turret was also silently turned off. The Vatican Palace, which had just been hit hard, got a temporary respite, and it also seized the opportunity for the clergy to launch a counterattack.
At this time, footsteps sounded outside the corridor, and the priests knocked desperately on the door of the Pope's bedroom, urging him to leave.
"Your Majesty, open the door quickly. We will escort you out now."
How could the Pope, who was held hostage and still in women's clothing, open the door, but instead roared, "Stop talking, I won't leave!"
"Your Majesty the Pope, now is not the time to be willful, you should hurry up and open the door."
"No, I will never leave my people behind."
The Pope winked at Baige, "We have nowhere to go, the Vatican is behind us!"
In the next moment, the train of love has rushed to the square.At this time, the Vatican seemed to have just experienced a brutal war, and the smell of gunpowder was everywhere.
Most of the front of the car rushed towards the opposite direction of the Pope's dormitory, and the face of Thomas the Little Engine directly smashed through the glass and the wall, and rushed into the dormitory.
For a moment, the bedroom was filled with dust. The president and Trump of the parallel world got off the train and stepped on the carpet and walked into the bedroom.
"Are you crazy?"
Trump was very dissatisfied with the crazy and reckless behavior of the parallel world himself, "You are tantamount to announcing to the world that we launched a war to murder the Pope!"
"so what?"
The president of the parallel world didn't seem to care at all, "Anyway, the one with the biggest fist has the right to speak, Pope? He has a fart fist."
As the dust slowly dissipated, the two discovered that there were actually two black shadows in the room.As the dust dispersed, the old and the young standing in front of them made them vigilant.
That young guy should be the legendary bull hunter Bai Ze, so what kind of underworld thing is that ugly old man next to him wearing sexy lingerie and holding a trident?
Even the president of the parallel world frowned involuntarily when he saw this scene of losing San value, "What the hell is this?"
The pope winked wildly at Baige.
Bai Ge coughed, and said solemnly, "The hell succubus I summoned."
"its not right."
Trump pointed at the other party and said, "Why is your summoned hell succubus as ugly as the old man Pope?"
Bai Ge explained righteously, "She is possessed by the Pope now, can't she?"
Trump showed a suddenly realized expression, "So rounding up means that the Pope is a succubus?"
Chapter 270 The Eighth Begins With Your White Song
Trump seems to have discovered some amazing conspiracy theory. It turns out that the holy Vatican has been secretly controlled by evil forces. Even the Pope has become the incarnation of the succubus. Even Gentleman E’s book dare not arrange such an outrageous plot. Ah grass!
Neither Trump nor the president of the parallel world did anything. After all, the opposite is a non-human high-level existence.They had heard before that Faust could even make a contract transaction with Baphomet, the second original sin demon.And the power of this kind of coming to the human body is far more terrifying than coming in the form of a spokesperson.
At this time, the pope's dormitory had been hit by the Thomas train. For the sake of the pope's safety, the other guards could no longer control so much. At this time, keeping the pope's life was the top priority.
One of the players holding the Spear of Cassius pierced through the door of the magic circle with a single shot. With the golden light of the Spear of Cassius in his hand soaring, the door was directly shattered. After a group of Pope guards rushed in , Seeing the scene in front of him, he suddenly took a breath of air.
Because this scene is really too weird.
Wearing black lace sexy lingerie and the Pope holding a demon trident,
One of the great priests in red silently swallowed his saliva, his cheeks flushed slightly, and he muttered to himself, "The Pope is so cutely dressed today."
???
Are you wrong?
The eyes of other players around looked at him suspiciously, my lord, please control your emotions, the saliva is about to flow down the corner of your mouth!Don't expose your hobbies so clearly!
Hearing these words, the Pope also gasped subconsciously. The male ketone is actually by my side?
"Master Pope, you are..."
The guards even regarded the other three dangerous players of unknown origin as transparent people. Although they had never seen any weird scenes, the Pope in sexy underwear had never seen it!
Everyone stared at the Pope with a strange look. Bai Ge winked at the Pope. The other party immediately responded, nodded understandingly, and said bravely that the Pope's face changed suddenly. He coughed and squeezed his throat to change his tone. Said, "Shut up, I'm not the pope now, I'm the male succubus from hell now."
There are male succubi in hell?
The Guards players were once again pushed back to the bottom line, but at this time the Pope pressed his trident against his neck and said, "Hurry up and get rid of the intruders, or I will take your Pope to hell on the spot!"
Faced with the shameless behavior of the other side, the members of the Guards did not dare to act rashly.Instead, Trump and the president of the parallel world just shook their heads in disdain.
Originally, they just wanted to take away the Pope to confuse the public and send people in to snatch the Shroud of Turin. Now that they have torn their skins for the justice of the United States, there is only one way left.
One of the guards raised his palm, and there was a complex pattern in his palm, which was the acquired stigmata. With the stigmata emitting a bright light, a spider web similar to the stigmata quietly appeared in the space around the dormitory. dense cracks.Every crack shone with bright golden light.
Trump realized that it was wrong, the spider web cracks scattered in the space actually began to shrink and spread rapidly along their direction, and all the objects touched by the spider web cracks were cut off, weaving a spherical cage around him.
And the crack itself, after a delay of less than half a second, expanded rapidly, erupting extremely hot and raging flames.Wrap Trump and the president of the parallel world in flames.
"Success?"
As a result, in the next second, a star-spangled banner appeared inexplicably next to the fireball. As the star-spangled banner slowly fell to the ground, the flat flag began to bulge slowly, and then a hand stretched out from inside and lifted the flag. The president of the parallel world emerged from a crack.
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