Siheyuan: Promoted to engineer, torturing and weeping animals

Originally, it was best to use formalin, but Zhang Yi will not be able to get this stuff for a while, and cooking oil can also achieve the antiseptic effect temporarily.

After preparing these, Zhang Yi came to the back of Xu Damao's house.

Xu Damao's bedroom was in the West Room, so Zhang Yi dug a hole under the corner of the West Room, and buried the bottle with Xu Damao's birth date in it.

After finishing these, Zhang Yi covered up the traces with some old soil, and went back to sleep.

The technique of disgusting victory is different from Taoism, and there is no such thing as drawing amulets and chanting mantras, but it is indeed very effective in old age.

It is even mentioned in Du Fu's poems in the Tang Dynasty that although there has been a law of disgusting victory since ancient times, the natural river flows eastward.

What Zhang Yi said was cat's eye disgust, anyone who is disgusted will be unlucky, have trouble sitting and sleeping, and drink cold water to stuff their teeth.

After Zhang Yi got tired of playing, he waited for Xu Damao to have bad luck.

That night, Xu Damao had a nightmare.

I dreamed that there was a wild cat staring at me all the time, the eyes were particularly penetrating.

After Xu Damao woke up, he felt haggard and foggy.

But he just thought he had slept for a long time, and he didn't care too much, so he got up and went out to fetch water to wash his face.

As a result, when he was about to go out, he stumbled on the threshold for some reason.

He only heard a scream of "Ouch!", and he fell directly to the door, eating shit like a dog.

Coincidentally, a path was paved with bluestone at the door of their house, which is convenient for traveling on rainy days.

As a result, the tooth was knocked directly on the stone, a large piece of the lip was broken, the blood flowed out, and the front teeth were broken!

Chapter 171 The Unlucky Xu Damao

"Hey, my mother! It hurts me to death!"

Xu Damao grinned in pain, and when he reached out his hand, it was covered with blood, which made him scream even worse.

The second aunt lived in the same courtyard as him, and when she saw this, she hurriedly asked, "Da Mao, what's wrong with you?"

"I knocked on the threshold! Oh my God, why are you so unlucky today!"

Xu Damao said with tears.

The second aunt took a look at the threshold of their house, it was only five centimeters high at most.

She couldn't help but said, "Can you trip over such a low threshold? You are unlucky enough."

Xu Damao also wondered in his heart, how many years have passed since he could walk, and he hasn't tripped over.

What's going on today?

He cursed inwardly, "Unlucky!"

But he didn't think about anything else. He went back to the house and wiped the blood off his mouth. He looked in the mirror at the only front tooth left, not to mention the awkwardness in his heart.

"I'm such a handsome young man, what can I do if I lose a tooth! It won't work, I'll have to fix it later. It's unlucky, and it will cost a lot of money!"

Xu Damao was very depressed in his heart, but he still had to wash up and then come back to cook.

It's also strange, the stove in their house is not hot enough today, there is only a small flame.

Xu Damao waited impatiently for the movie to be played, so he picked up a bottle of cooking oil from the table and poured it into it.

As a result, the fire "噗!" suddenly, a tongue of fire more than one meter long appeared!

It directly burned the sleeves of Xu Damao's padded jacket.

"Ahhhhh!!"

Xu Damao was terrified, and hurried to slap him, but he couldn't pat him out no matter what.

He had no choice but to roll on the ground in a hurry. After rolling a few times, the fire was finally suppressed.

But when I got up again, I saw that it was a good padded jacket, half of the arm had been burned black, and it seemed that there was no way to wear it again.

Xu Damao was so distressed, a padded jacket is not cheap these days.

"What the hell is going on with me today, why am I so unlucky when I wake up early in the morning?"

Xu Damao was so depressed that he doubted whether he should check the almanac before going out.

But it's all about making complaints like this, no one would really think that they were beaten by others.

He changed into a suit of clothes, and saw that the stove was also finished, and it was still smoldering black smoke.

Xu Damao panicked with hatred in his heart, threw the stove outside the door, got on his bicycle and went to work.

As a result, the car was still on the way, and the tire of the car blew out inexplicably!

Xu Damao fell directly into the stinky ditch on the side of the road. In winter, his body was covered in dirty water.

I won't talk about the smell, and I'm still looking cold and cold on my body.

The problem is, this is the only padded jacket he has!There is no need to change it at home.

"He NND, did I run into something evil today? It's too outrageous!"

Xu Damao wanted to cry, but there was no place to change clothes, and seeing that he was going to be late for work, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and take his bicycle to the rolling mill.

Everyone along the way ran away when they saw him.

Because the smell of stinky water on his body was too strong.

Even after he came to the office of the rolling mill, the director of the publicity department kicked him out angrily.

"Xu Damao, you fell into the toilet, right? Why is your body so smelly? Get out!"

In the winter, the door of the room was tightly closed, and the smell was too strong when he entered the room.

Xu Damao's face was full of grievances: "I don't know what happened, but this morning I met with bad luck. Didn't this go out and fall into the smelly ditch?"

A big sister from the publicity department smiled and said, "I see, maybe you have committed a lot of crimes in your daily life, and now you are getting retribution!"

The big guy suddenly burst into laughter, looking at Xu Damao's face full of jokes.

His colleagues know Xu Damao's character very well.

Relying on my status as a film projectionist, I often go to various places to show movies for others, and sometimes I even go to the surrounding countryside.

These days, a movie projectionist is a very fat job, and many people in poor places have never seen a movie in their lives.

Relying on Xu Damao's power to play movies, coupled with his identity as a man in the city, he really often fooled little girls outside.

The people in the publicity department knew it in their hearts, so they felt a little disgusted with Xu Damao.

Xu Damao had no choice but to walk out of the office.

"What a ghost! Otherwise, after work, I'll go to Miaofeng Mountain to burn incense sticks!"

He couldn't help but think of the nightmare he had last night, the wild cat that kept staring at him.

Xu Damao couldn't help shrinking his neck, feeling a chill down his back, as if the cat was right behind him.

"Isn't it really a collision?"

Xu Damao swallowed his saliva.

He subconsciously looked back.

But I saw a man appearing from the corner of the corridor, and the two bumped into each other.

When the man saw him, his eyes widened and he pointed at him and cursed: "Xu Damao, I've found your grandson! See if I don't beat you to death!"

The man's name is Wu Yong, and he is also from the propaganda department. He has known Xu Damao for several years.

In the past, the relationship between the two was not very good, but they both worked in the same place, and occasionally they would go out for dinner together.

As a result, a few months ago, when Wu Yong took his girlfriend to buy clothes in Xidan, Xu Damao saw him.

Xu Damao fell in love with his girlfriend behind Wu Yong's back.

Just this morning, Wu Yong bought breakfast for his girlfriend and sent it over, but accidentally found a man's underpants in her home.

After repeated questioning, his girlfriend confessed that it was left by Xu Damao.

This made Wu Yong so angry that he rushed to the rolling mill to fight Xu Damao with his life!

Wu Yong roared, and ran towards Xu Damao directly.

Xu Damao did something wrong and knew what Wu Yong was doing, so he ran away in fright.

But at this time, he just went to work, and there were many people in the office, so Xu Damao couldn't run fast, so Wu Yong caught him soon.

The two scuffled in the corridor of the office building.

Wu Yong is a 1.8-meter strong man, and beating Xu Damao was like beating a chicken, and he was beaten to the point where his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

Otherwise, Xu Damao would have to go to the hospital and lie down for a few months if he persuaded the two people to leave because he alarmed the leader.

"You bastard, I won't finish this matter with you! I'll hit you every time I see you in the future!"

Wu Yong roared angrily.

And Xu Damao was about to cry.

"What's going on today? All the unlucky things happened on the same day. Don't do anything else after that, or my little life will be involved."

Xu Damao was sent to the infirmary, but news about him hooking up with Wu Yong's girlfriend also spread.

Colleagues looked at him more and more disgusted, and the director of the propaganda department scolded him severely.

This day was like a nightmare for Xu Damao.

Chapter 172 The enemy of the enemy is the friend

The story that Xu Damao seduced his colleague's girlfriend and was beaten soon spread throughout the rolling mill.

Everyone listened to this matter as a joke, and learned it in a decent way.

Zhang Yi also heard the news in the technical department. While pouring tea, he smiled and asked Wu Changyou, the engineer next to him.

"It's a matter of life style, Xu Damao will be severely punished now, right?"

Wu Changyou took the cup from Zhang Yi's hand, and smiled lightly: "Hey, I don't think so. There are actually many such things. There are [-] people in our factory, who doesn't have a story in it? Such a green hat is not counted." the number."